Monopoly, My Little Pony, The Witcher

from snarf to barf nerds like a lot of things but there's something they love above all else and that is correcting people this is um actually [Applause] joining us today we have kelly nugent thank you so much for having me thanks for being here we have zakoyama nerds like barf uh the character barf from spaceballs is a mog oh he's his own best friend well that seems fine and jessica clement i hello how is everyone doing right now i feel like this couch is fully broken in now it wasn't that it was uncomfortable before anything but you can tell a lot of uh butts have sat here yeah there's like we'll eventually wear divots into these three specific spots like between the podiums um well the game is simple uh zach and jess you played before kelly you haven't these are a stack of statements these are incorrect statements about the things you know and love it's up to you to find what's wrong buzzin and correct me all your corrections must be preceded with the phrase um actually if you don't say that i won't give you the point and you can interrupt me at any point in the statement we will get right started with our first statement here the following things happen in the aquaman film soldiers ride giant seahorses into battle against crab people an octopus plays the drums an atlantean warrior fights a sea witch and a pet shark named undertow and aquaman dives out of a plane into the sahara desert without a parachute and crashes head first into a sand dune yes zack um actually they don't fight the sea witch that is correct there is a sea witch in aquaman but the sea witch with the shark name undertow that we described is from the little mermaid two return to the sea that is a different sea witch and shark entirely but all those other things do happen in the aquaman movie yeah that movie is a lot a lot going on there that entire statement i was like this all sounds like the little mermaid and then i was like it would be nice if they had a nice extended under the sea uh song for in aquaman oh that'd be cool next time the original my little pony series divided its many many ponies into types among them were unicorn ponies like galaxy and buttons flutter ponies like honeysuckle and lily earth ponies like cupcake and gingerbread sea ponies like sea light and sea winkle princess ponies like primrose and sparkle and big brother ponies like fizzy and baby sleepy pie that was the densest question i've ever heard on this show there's a lot of ponies we wanted to make sure that all the pony types were represented yes actually there's no such thing as sea ponies there are sea ponies kelly actually big brother ponies are actually called uncle ponies uh no there are big brother ponies uncle ponies is very funny to imagine uncle pony's like jim and joe he's like hey what's going on here we've all got a beer cut and i'm just like okay i was kind of like wandering in i'm doubling 20 minutes late hey sorry guys sorry what's up in here friendship is magic yeah totally totally guys i heard you quit football if you ever need anything your dad won't get you you know where to come right okay i'm off uh zach what are you what are you talking about i'm actually there's no such thing as earth ponies there are earth ponies i might go ahead and call it here big brother ponies had names that were very like masculine and boy driven uh so they had names like four speed quarterback tex steamer salty slugger steamer steamer oh my god tag yourself i'm steamer fizzy was a unicorn and baby sleepy pie is a baby pony oh baby so neither of those last two were big brother ponies well no points for that one here's our next question this is about video games the 1996 playstation game parapha the rapper was one of the earliest rhythm games in it you play parappa a paper-thin rapping dog from the planet funkotron and must achieve a score of good or cool on the u-rapid meter at each of the game's six stages in order to win yes um actually the scale between okay and cool is actually like funky too funkylicious uh no you have to achieve a score of good or cool in order to uh to get them yeah there's more than six stages there's only six stages no there wasn't i like how i'm like no you're not wrong no you're wrong no i'm actually you're wrong damn i played that game too it's fun zach you buzzed in did you have a guess uh i'm actually he's not from funkotron that is correct he's not from funko trump do you know where funkotron is from funkatron's from yeah funkotron's from a completely different place but it is it is a it is a place featured in video games oh funkotron maybe it's from like earthworm gym or something uh no no uh funkotron is from uh toe jam and earth oh say that are you kidding me yeah another great game what's that those games were the same in my head yeah i got them like blobby uh bugs well that point will go to zach thank you so much you're welcome thank you for identifying funkotron uh this next question is a fan submitted question uh so one of our viewers uh sent this in for you to answer this is from lapidus thank you lepidus your monopoly game is probably house rule but here are some official rules that you probably still follow each player starts the game with fifteen hundred dollars when a player lands on an unpurchased property they must buy it or it goes up for auction and anytime you roll doubles you get an extra roll unless it happens three times in a row which sends you directly yes jessica if you roll uh oh this might actually i might be playing it correctly um if you roll three times in a row don't you get the parking lot you didn't say i'm actually oh no zach um actually if you're all three times in a row you get the parking lot no it's incorrect [Laughter] um actually nobody follows the official rules that is probably the most correct thing to say almost tempted to give it to you because i don't know if i've ever met anyone who actually follows all the rules of the letter but that is not the thing i get it though i'll keep it in my head that's real that's true that's a good that's a good point for your soul that is yeah maybe the most accurate thing but someone go ahead and call it but i said anytime you roll doubles you get an extra roll but there is a specific instance in which that is not true and that is if you roll doubles when you are already in jail rolling doubles gets you out of jail but then you don't take another roll oh that was that was awesome well this will bring us to our first shiny question of the game any questions like shiny pokemon with the same number of points just a little bit different and a little bit rarer this is a game that we call cryptogeography [Music] you have before you a map of the world and six different monsters it's up to you to place those monsters from their country of origin okay okay [Music] all right okay okay where the [ __ ] am i going squonk god i'm not good at geography [Music] it's a lot dude it's hard kelly once you show us your map tell us where these monsters are from okay so the minotaur i said from greece okay myling that's something that i think an irish person would say to talk about something small great sickle weasel um i was thinking of hammer and sickle so russia okay the squonk just sounds like something someone australian would say sure lou carcoll is from chicago sausages he yeah that's lou going down to the sausage stand yeah what about the dingo neck oh dingo neck madagascar okay zach let's see what you got uh minotaur grease okay uh sickle weasel uh russia okay wow uh i thought similar you know like yeah i don't know maybe that's right dingo neck i said australia because of dingo my ling i think ling makes me think of i i could be wrong but i think it's i feel like it's a chinese uh last name and so i just threw it in china very good uh luke karkel i could have gone a couple ways with this but since it's a snail i put it near france okay and then the squawk seems like some canadian ass [ __ ] it's just like a real soft boy so that's where i'm at all right great and uh jess let's take a look at yours i put miley in japan because i read a manga once and i think this is the character from it i put squonk in australia i think i was just like just walk there i never saw a squad yeah it's just so sad the teardrop makes me emotional i'm one of those people like cry commercials um i put lou in france okay i put the dingo neck i think i put them in ireland okay the sickle weasel i put in mexico and then i put the minotaur in the united states i would say that zack you for sure have two of these right okay uh kelly you for sure have one of these right uh you both have one other one that is like maybe kind of like is like geographically a little close that i could give it to you but since that doesn't end up really breaking the tie it kind of doesn't matter either way and just you have one of these correct so that will go to zach but let's see let's see where these are from the squonk is from pennsylvania uh the squonk is a as an old lumberjack uh like legend it's this like tiny little crying uh little little pig turd of a thing that uh that just like spits out bubbles and cries all the time basically it's a real pathetic is it supposed to be scary it's not really scary it's more of a just like it's like oh well you're sleeping out in the woods you might hear some weird noises that's probably a squawk it's probably one thing about squonks is they suck yeah we [ __ ] hate them uh the sickle weasels also known as kamaitachi are okay these are uh these are weasels with sickles for hands i think they're also like wind spirits they like kind of slice you up as they're flying through the air so those are the sickle weasels uh dingo necks are from kenya uh we thought we might throw off some people with that dingo in there and indeed yeah we did um you got me i gotcha uh lukarcol is in fact from france so those snail guesses uh are are correct miling is from uh scandinavia and uh the minotaur is from crete from greece uh so that is correct as well zack with luka cole and the minotaur you identified two of those you will take that point i guess it pays to stereotype [Laughter] whoops i [ __ ] up and you caught me here are some of our favorite corrections from you at david wolf paw says um actually you can die in journey in fact you have to die to complete the game you freeze to death while climbing the mountain spoilers at david wolfpa but also here's a point ben jayworth says um actually in the holiday special you stated that the first appearance of boba fett was in the star wars holiday special but in fact his first official appearance for the public was in the san anselmo county fair parade on september 24th 1978. check it out it's real i will give you this point even though i don't think that should count in territory says i'm actually trapp says there are three robin hobb trilogies in fact there are five trilogies he skipped the live ship traders trilogy and the fits in the fool trilogy also the rainwood chronicles is a tetralogy since there are four books i'll give you one point for that unless i miscounted we'll move on to our next statement here 2019's godzilla king of the monsters treated fans to a variety of classic godzilla monsters returning to the big screen including mothra guidra rodan monster zero and the big man himself godzilla yes i'm actually godzilla's a woman or something like that um that is not what we're going for yes i'm actually monster zero wasn't in it no incorrect yes exactly um actually monster zero is rodin no but you're so close which one monster zero's the [ __ ] um actually monster zero is yeah but i yeah so technically monster zero was in the movie because guidora was yeah but monster zero and are the same uh creature god damn it this next statement is about the witcher 3. witchers like geralt are professional monster hunters in the quest skeliga's most wanted geralt takes a monster hunting contract that turns out to be a trap laid by a group of intelligent monsters an ice troll a godling a doppler and a werewolf they are all trying to kill geralt as vengeance for hunting their kind but it's possible to avoid fighting all of them except the werewolf by convincing them that geralt has mostly been nice to monsters yes um actually they're not all intelligent there's a big dumb idiot in there there's one [ __ ] idiot yeah uh no no that is not the answer we're looking for um actually you just have to kill them no danger what the heck um actually they don't want to kill him that's technically correct when i go through the ceiling only the werewolf wants to kill geralt the other ones are just trying to scare him uh so oh my god to make him stop hunting them um but it's a pure sort of like boogie boogie boogie what are the monsters again what's a doppler what's a doppler they can transform themselves to look like uh other people oh like a doppelganger doppler makes me think of just the the radar yeah oh like a doppler effect yeah like that's the word that that's where we got the doppler in action on this storm or whatever the doppler is a series of blue clouds that slowly drift towards you and then zap back to where they were three seconds previously yeah that's the answer yeah yeah you get the point for that awesome that point will go to jess for identifying that they aren't all trying to kill him they're just trying to scare it happy halloween i love that our next statement here is about harry potter to help keep dumbledore's army a secret hermione placed the jinx of her own design on a document signed by all members of the group without informing them the jinx caused pimples spelling the word snitch to appear on the tattler's face which we see in action when marietta edgecombe rats out the group to dolores umbridge yes um actually it doesn't say snitch that is correct do you know what it says [ __ ] i'm trying to remember it right now give me like give me like five minutes real quick let me huddle up i'll give you the point unless someone else can remember yeah zach i'm actually traitor no traitor yeah a little too strongly worded i think um actually a liar that's not larry we'll go ahead we'll give that point to you can you tell me what i can't even i'm trying to imagine it right now it's not yeah so obviously it wouldn't make sense for the word snitch to appear because the word snitch is a very different meaning in the wizarding world wouldn't probably carry the same weight uh the word sneak appears on um um snitches get pimples uh that point goes to jess the fact that there's even like an acne spell in the first place is kind of yeah the cleverest switch of her generation yeah i remember i tried dressing up as hermione when she accidentally took her cat's potion of her hair i tried it chat hermione the most horrifying you know it's more funny in the movies too i truly have talked about this actually yeah just like we had a harry potter question and you were sort of out of nowhere we're like remember when hermione was a cat it was like to me it always felt like they just never nailed it down and they were like well i guess we gotta go we gotta go with this it was she came out of the shadows just like a giant catcher she was like the movie cats yeah and everyone was like this one yeah yes this one today is perfect for it yeah she started it everyone started it just screwed up planted the seed she if only hermione would sing then we can make it and then she did beauty and the beast and then now yeah um let's talk about the gift that keeps on giving the hello tushy bidet it cleans your butt way better than wiping does it cuts down your toilet paper usage by 80 it saves trees and it comes with a free book of poop jokes now that's a gift the hello tushy bidet attachment cleans your butt with fresh water for a way better clean than toilet paper simply spray and pat dry you can install the hello tushy bidet attachment in 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actually reflector is fake reflector is real it is a camera yes um actually metroplex metroplex is a real transformation it turns into a part of a city zach i'm actually a perceptor that is incorrect preceptor turns into a microscope we're going off um actually is it scrounge scrounge turns into a wheel that's a very stupid thing obviously this is wild and of course it is a real transformer it just turns into actually uh wrong isn't real uh rum seems so stupid i thought it would be yeah wrong looks incredibly stupid much like scrounge which just turns into a wheel rung uh it turns into a useless stick or rod and that is a real transfer oh my god uh which means uh i don't think that's it actually ripcord isn't real ripcord is not real uh uh nothing makes me happier than when we do this game and the last one we guess is is the fake one so yeah ripcord uh a keyboard not a real thing that is a transfer where we just invented that's so [ __ ] funny rung is is like the inanimate carbon rod that's farther it's just like wrong it's a stick do they really like i have to see footage of right yeah like so wrong like like is just goes like this and then they can't do anything or they they are a stick they pick them up sticks are useful yeah right oh this ladder is missing uh wrong yes if you're climbing up a ladder like then you absolutely if your jet pack's not working if you don't have your grappling hook you've got this if your arm doesn't extend yeah so that's what goes to kelly hey i know i pretend like i know everything but i'm actually a very stupid man who makes a lot of mistakes if you notice something that i got wrong you can correct me by tweeting at um actually show or by going to the dropout discord to the um actually corrections channel and correcting me there if we like what you have to say we might even feature it in a future episode that's a question about iron man 2. okay after failing to kill tony stark while he raced in the monaco historic grand prix whiplash developed better weapons he later returned to battle stark with an army of armored drones and the ability to control war machines suit fortunately happy hogan and the ai jarvis were able to break whiplash's control yes zach um actually someone else made the drones uh incorrect or at least doesn't he returns with drones which is all that we claim yeah kelly um actually happy wasn't the one to break the control uh you're you're uh on the right thing uh on the trail you're on the trail who we claimed is able to like break whiplash's control of the machines is not happy hogan and jarvis there's a more correct answer so we'll give it to you when someone can tell us um actually scar what's her name scarlett johansson's character does that what's her name uh black widow yes dammit that is correct actually oh she did yes scarlett uh you got me doing it black widow uh portrayed as an expert hacker in iron man 2 an ability that kind of never returns in any other movie where she's featured but uh for this one particular movie can can get jump into his machines and take care of it i don't feel great about it i you know what i get it that's fine it was a hail mary but it panned out for me yeah yeah yeah yeah weird that they like that that is like a a potentially very useful power that they establish nice and early and just so yeah never use again because then she just does more like tiki if you watched any of the like fast and furious movies they're just sort of like ludacris who is very much established not to be a hacker in like the second movie i think like she's very much established not to be a hacker well he's like a street racer or whatever and then like around movie like six or whatever he's just like i'm a hacker now he could have gone to like the learning annex and took in a class yeah true yeah they don't show that in the in between knocks those classes out yeah that was a deleted scene yeah yeah well two-time eagle-eyed viewers can catch like little like coding for dummies books that start appearing like by them all the time movies for like three through five he's like has like full deleted arcs of just in class yeah he's actually in tokyo drift just taking classes [Laughter] well point goes to zach here's a question about adventure time look jake the dog and finn the human are powerful but they're not deities or cosmic entities here are some of the many cosmic entities and deities in the adventure time universe death life orgalorg grob gob glob grodd gold cuber prismo the lich and party god um actually life is not life is yeah jess um actually grob lob god glob is not uh you did are you referring to grop gob glob god yes uh no no you knew i was going you said it wrong you didn't have the correct way [Laughter] um actually jake the dog is a cosmic force ooh no but you are sniffing around the right the right [ __ ] that we're doing here yeah finn is a cosmic entity finn is a cosmic entity but you didn't say um actually uh kelly well we have another shiny question this is a game called a book by its cover [Music] on the other side of this board there will be uh six book covers with the titles and authors removed so we're gonna see if you can identify the book just from the cover art whoever gets the most correct will get the point uh let's go ahead and flip these over let's take a look at these books oh my god this is so fun oh my god they're bringing me back [Music] [Music] what [Music] kelly why don't you tell us these titles okay this one is hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by douglas adams oh do we have to guess that you don't need the option oh man i wrote fake author bonus if you got it but you don't know okay so life of pie but i didn't know who that was by or if that's really that uh lord of the flies that was the one i was trying to remember uh twilight by stephanie meyer mother can you hear me redwall by british person okay zach hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by douglas adams do androids dream of electric she interested that guy but he didn't translation makes me think i'm wrong sure dune here as well put beauty and the beast and then red wall by brian joe okay great and then um i put obviously the hijackers got to the galaxy but twilight um i called that one in the middle the catalyst okay that's nice that's a beautiful good time it's not the time i said the bottom one was the crucible oh my god i think i'm missing the ear i called the rat one alexander the great um and i said the top corner was the magic treehouse okay great kelly and jess if you can be more specific with twilight oh that is the this is this is it the second one i'm gonna guess it's the third i don't okay wait this is because i love the apple and the second one is the i read this i don't know i only read the first one wait so okay new moon no no no no wait i'm i'm not gonna say anything because i i want to get a note from both of you before i see it oh okay the second one moon breaking dawn isn't the third one breaking dawn that's what i'm gonna say breaking oh that's what i said you're both saying breaking down for that i'm i'm going to lock it up no i'll do it i'll do a new moon just because i know that mine are off the charts that is in fact new moon uh so i i will give that one to jess so i got two right uh so what it looks like here it looks like jess has two right it looks like zach has two right it looks like kelly is too right although kind of all over the board so everyone got hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy okay let's go ahead and take a look at these other ones the three body problem is uh is the second one there this is uh clan of the cave bear uh there's a lot of sex in there yeah there is you hide in those books back to make sure your parents can't find your reading which book clan of the kingdom just like for a friend like which one which one is it um new moon uh this is i have no mouth and i must scream um i don't see it how does that art depict that of course red wall you're all gonna get a point for that one so one point all around wow and we will collect those boards we will move on to our last question which as always concerns real life skills who doesn't love a day at the beach people who just got stung by a jellyfish that's who if you're stung by a jellyfish your best bet is to take a painkiller of some kind common home remedies like meat tenderizer vinegar fresh water lemon juice shaving cream and urine have been shown to have no positive effect on healing stings or reducing pain yes zach that's um actually that's not true because the ammonia takes away the sting uh in your urine uh incorrect uh urine is it this is a common uh uh urban legend but urine actually is not at all effective in reducing jellyfish things if you get stung and you pee on it you will just have pee on your leg kelly i you're gonna say that we can't sing uh can i heal the floor i yell the floor uh yes you're looking you try to buzz it um actually uh vinegar does work vinegar does work yes uh that is the one thing on this list that is actually an effective uh remedy the uh the acetic acid in vinegar can alleviate the pain and uh prevent uh the release of additional venom from the pneumaticists that the jellyfish staying with so that is the if you get stung by jellyfish reach for that vinegar don't pee on it [Laughter] a nice golden shower for zach and that's it for our episode join us next time for even more protected corrections here on um action [Music]

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Published: Fri Nov 19 2021