Tumblr Awards v19

scary how fast someone can mean so much to you scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone scary how fast I switched my car insurance to Geico I remember the selling their kid on eBay story who sells their kid on eBay that's nuts that's a child a living being that you made that ship goes on Etsy how chicks put on lipstick I can't stop seeing the beaks as mouth so all of them are just I thought these were grapes why would grapes need to put on lipstick to feel beautiful too vague writes my English teacher on my ass a kind of like the instructions you gave a sous piece of [ __ ] it's 2013 why can't I delete friends in real life okay so it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder what if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS great job you missed the exit you [ __ ] disgrace toast annoys me so much cus like it's spread that's been toasted so we call it toast but if you fry a potato it's not called a fry cries do you ever look back at your mistakes I don't get why we need drivers training driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can't throw blue shells at people please never drive I regret creating you then get rid of me [ __ ] I don't know if this is funnier with or without the context of us being a comment on a Gnomeo and Juliet Orphic a [ __ ] wot the effing LGBT stands for fortnight fortnight isn't valid nice gamer phobia lmao there's an effing LGBTQ yeah it stands for fortnight when will Ted himself finally show up to the talk the final boss you guys know TED Talks stands for Technology Entertainment and design talks right I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer I just came upstairs and he had a [ __ ] knife oh let's see what you have dog Oh bark bark Oh running off camera towards doc no hey guys did I mention I live on a [ __ ] weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house cute puppy what breed is getting sideways shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves it's a good day to remember that I had a Triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Tony and my parents did nothing 18th century villager I wish there were an easier way to word vampires away from my happy homestead garlic farmer about to make some serious ass [ __ ] oh you haven't heard right now a baby is being born right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can life goes on hopefully this is not the same person [ __ ] a double textile court text you think I care buzz buzz it's me again home I'm in no position to have high standards but it doesn't stop me nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past your hiding spot in hide-and-seek how old are you that killjoy living up to the URL I see you're too young to be in love let me just remind you that when Romeo and Juliet max Romeo was 16 and Juliet was 30 bro six people died and had lasted three days getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality this isn't what I didn't pay for his adult-oriented content allowed on tumblr sure we have no problem with that kind of stuff go nuts show nuts whatever what the [ __ ] is wrong with this website absolutely nothing DVD video hallo kitty eat servi hallo kitty is changing it up I see courtroom judge does the defendant have any special requests me death penalty judge you're only charged with shoplifting you only have to do a bit of community service me leaning forward so my lips touch the mic please murder me just remember that the reason you're born is because your parents are straight my parents were both bisexual try again I was raised by rocks with googly eyes stuck on them how to draw hand place hand on paper and outline with a pen okay now what me feels good all day clock hits 10:30 p.m. me life is hell and I was born to suffer me rollerblading into my therapist's office this week with sunglasses and a pina colada Morris you're not gonna [ __ ] believe this me takes a long swig from a flask I was carrying in my purse barkeep ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me falsely this is flour Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set why does foldy have a nose do you actually think that Ralph's the end cut off his nose for the part I expected a little more dedication soul core down that's again let me buy you Froyo I thought this was a [ __ ] post but it's an actual ad whatever you say off-brand Zac Effron what are the negative effects of pulling your dick out in space your dick would explode because of the lack of pressure in space the blood in our dick would push out with a ton of force yeah not fun the ultimate notch I couldn't find this little girl's parents so I trapped her with dinosaur so she wouldn't run off while I find them chaotic good face remover finally do you think that mosquitoes dare their friends to bite somebody with bug spray oh no because mosquitoes don't have a mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were the world's top mosquito expert excuse me do you know what literally drives me up the [ __ ] wall today I heard two kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so I started eavesdropping because you know that big kid stuff and then one was like yeah but is all this really worth it like I'm pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we are gonna buy to buy fish at Petco you have to be 18 or older they were going to get fakes to buy fish this is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marriage Ilana don't smoke weed please reblog to save a life that's an orange please don't be disrespectful that's a weed smokers lungs after he died from weed smoking I enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies like being assigned a task and then completing that task guess who got some apple flavored shampoo wait no I meant scented don't worry it tastes like apples too I just threw up friend wanna hang out tomorrow me I actually performed an activity yesterday please wait the three-day recovery period to submit another inquiry come-hither fool the full kindled miserably across the floor this has got to be the funniest sentence I've seen all day I'm gonna cry settlement made weekly YouTube videos where he held a cup full of ice chunks and answered questions he would shake the cup instead of answering whenever there was a dumb question the most recent video was ten minutes long and it was just him shaking the cup the whole time the first time I saw this I didn't leave the URL and I just accepted it one time I drowned hey now you're an all state all star get your game on drive safe nothing is awkward or cheesy if you don't give a [ __ ] I'm on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool my mentality switched to this half way through high school and life went from being bad to being [ __ ] awesome really quickly I just figured out the perfect murder kill someone and bury them in their own cup that way if the police find them they'll think it was a suicide welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garb how considerate of them if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you're a part of I don't remember making this post you made the claim and then you proved it I see no difference do you I think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig good to see the situation well monitored security can someone just explain French to me it's Spanish but you speak it in cursive you have 11 letters you pronounce four of them learn to speak Spanish now learn to speak Italian now subtract the Spanish from Italian you are left with French Latin but then make it fashion cover the second half of the world Swim's and pronounced only the vowels you think you see gargling but with air I want a movie about a little girl aged like 11 to 12 going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life with her entire inner monologue is narrated by samuel l.jackson shot of disgruntled adorable little girl s LJ I knew that Sasi was a backstabbing [ __ ] and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss sugar drop queen it was that [ __ ] I didn't know I needed this in my life until now this is never not funny I had a bath bomb from lush bud no tubs so I guess I'll just have to eat it kill yourself kill me yourself you [ __ ] [ __ ] being a pessimist is great I'm always either white or pleasantly surprised that's a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism money can't buy happiness is such a baby boomer concept like I don't want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen I just wish I wasn't crying because I can't afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week hallo 9-1-1 I'd like to report a murder in haha wow you're a little snitch hold on a second hey bones check out this [ __ ] snitch on line three halp I'm broke I spent all my money on coffee JK I had five more dollars just enough for another coffee help I'm broke I spent all my money on coffee they should make a season 4 of The Simpsons I have good news for you what is it Domino's pizzas have discounts on Tuesdays yummy if you don't manage to have children in your lifetime you are ending a bloodline which lasted unbroken for 3.8 billion years do we panic now nothing wrong with being a dumbass and owning a small cottage don't let anybody tell you that picking wildflowers and having a small stream run through your property isn't a career super wieners you make this face too if your name was super weevils PDS em my type of public transportation why were you late in today oh I got tied up on the subway family Christmas picture photo bomb those [ __ ] ruined this dog's selfie I hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money life Debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use hurry up what do you think I'm paying you for you don't pay me we don't even exist we adjust a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought one more crack like that and you're out of here no please I have three kids this is seriously my favorite episode massive Kraken and tear - karai's shelf spanning 11 miles that dam Skaro I hate that I don't even have to think to get this reference I'm just automatically know my mind is like an internet browser 17 tabs are open four of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from do you think magneto gets tan lines from his helmet it looks like heat and a dick into his face sometimes I walk past a graveyard and I think I could dress up like a ghost and haunt the [ __ ] out of that cemetery for like weeks before anybody noticed and stopped me and then I realize that I was headed down a road that leads to scooby-doo villainy when is someone you hate is getting dragged but people start crossing the line and being awful and you're forced to defend them now you've done it you've made me turn my chair your future self is sick of you now I'm sick of me now school doesn't even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my feet it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a [ __ ] if you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be too aware or - ah-hoo I was not prepared for this question you cow belly let's go the monetization is dropping going to to stop the migration of top innovation and content creation and others at rise or new states at hand got inspiration to drop a new cake on top of your faces of mock interfaces a clock is still racing there's impatient monster is later not just escape news rod like a pain to be praying thought she would make a toast all the Creator who want to get paid for their awesome creation so take the advice of a God in the bank oh my god - says calvetti TV gets more traffic than a bit propolis yes [ __ ]

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

Views: 1,126,483

Rating: 4.9487724 out of 5

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Id: bTyhAhdSTSc

Length: 13min 40sec (820 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 10 2018