Meme Awards v447

is meme coming back well yes but actually yes leave a funny comment using meme Awards and feature me to be featured make sure you're subscribed see you tomorrow loyal send crews the fact that we know comedians exist means there are worthless idiot failures me in court Your Honor I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty judge this is a parking ticket I can't breathe if we collectively agree to call wind turbines freedom fans America would be 100% renewable by the weekend a pet store cashier can I help you with anything me slaps bag of birdseed how long does it take this [ __ ] to grow into birds I'd be extra scared if a breakin occurred while I was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there fully clothed and eaten my soup you are 20 years old bro eat the [ __ ] pizza' crust what would toad look like if he didn't have the mushroom on his head put it back will you press the button you're offered $50,000 but the person you hate gets $100,000 yes why wouldn't I 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naw bro I'd never touch your mom destruction 100 hey babe I met a gun today he was really handsome and I think I'm in love with him his name is Roger show me the dog me wow that ate our international flight was brutal my ancestors whom spent 12 weeks on a bug infested boats white ashamed the day may come when I make it past the 5-minute mark on this video but it is not this day 559 guys thanks for all your support you did it you crazy son of a [ __ ] you did it idea of your school project when you finish it I killed a man and I said minecraft about for tonight good help I accidentally touched myself the whole thing turned on capslock builder shells vaporize my pre-algebra teacher oh god I have done it again smoking weed ages your brain by almost three years my brain is three hundred and eighty five million five hundred and seventy three thousand eight hundred and ninety two years old Wow the depth the knowledge my mind incredible when you click on the adder there are actually hot milfs in your area impossible is it possible to breathe when smiling of course I just wanted you to smile you're a good man thank you sad rejected prom total one hundred and twenty dollars so there's a girl I really like and she always wanted a turtle so I thought I'd get her a [ __ ] turtle and write prom on the show it didn't work the turtle comes with everything you need sixty gallon aquarium two pumps one fish tank pump one submersible spare filter two water heaters to monitor a turtle light with dinner my crushed dreams some rocks and [ __ ] fake plants I'm low-balling the price like hell but I need to get this beautiful little bastard out of my sad life thanks when the robber pulls out their magnum revolver but you pull out your Magnum dong get nine eight I sent my kids to the store to get some snacks for themselves my daughter got a birthday cake for a snack when you remember how to use pen after summer vacation yeah this is big brain time if you remember this you qualify for a veteran's discount what why isn't it working where's the pokeball doctors in Venezuela are now prohibited from writing the cause of death or starvation the Venezuelan government's well boys we did it starvation is no more [ __ ] normies something cannot be 69 and 420 at the same time meanwhile mathematics 3x squared plus 14 sixty seven X minus eighty six thousand nine hundred and forty equals zero [Music] Superman ice cream blue moon cherry and vanilla I believe this is a Midwest thing it's incredible boy I thought imma was back to [ __ ] Assam howdy neighbor bro quit sending me back just tell me how much weed you want [Music] Isis stop it like for real stop well boys we did it terrorism is no more in Germany it's the most normal thing that washing machines are placed in bathrooms and not in the kitchen where it definitely doesn't belong I'm this actually makes perfect sense I hate shower sex the drain hurt in my dick I need a girlfriend I find you highly attractive but I'm too nervous to tell you so I made this meme wait really yep I've actually liked you too for the longest time but I didn't know if you did actually quantum mechanics forbids this how I slept the night before a school trip not to sound depressing but I miss being this excited about like law when you gain some holiday weight but your face ID still recognizes you I'm still worthy Gordon Ramsey when he's talking to adults Gordon Ramsey when he's talking to children me and the boys in the back looking our names up in the urban dictionary me and the boys when we get an invite to a girl's sleepover after pretending to be gay for 10 years no no why yes am I doing this right when you accidentally wish sweet dreams to you're diabetic friend me and the boys when the answer to a math question is 69 stop saying China legalized gay marriage it was Taiwan so you admit that Taiwan is not part of China we explaining a song I heard years ago only knowing the melody gooble when you're driving at 120 km/h for a school zone and see three kids and 49 t-shirts I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move damn I wanna see the next guy over I feel like if Pocahontas was a real person she'd be teen ash LMFAO Pocahontas was a real person if you don't like where you are in life moves you ain't a [ __ ] tree hoe tree [ __ ] [ __ ] you don't know [ __ ] the FBI agent watching me play minecraft for three hours without finding a diamonds radda do [ __ ] in my terms sorry I only speak soundcloud rapper oh you you purpose cotyledon pedophiles ads lmao yeah me watching the guy at Subway make the subs me explaining my love for my dog and how I would die for him my dog one hundred and twenty five dollars only had phone two months just one to sell and upgrade still in excellent condition not in picture because I had to use phone to take pick there's a proximate size of firm [Music] when nobody cares at the first youtube vid hit 69 million views sad elephant noise you should use the old Captain America meme me with original ideas no I don't think I will grandma I think I left a bag at your house Finders Keepers [ __ ] kids failing and getting bullied schools do this cat meows to be let outside me opening door okay go outside cap no I don't think I will when she asked you if she looks fat and you reply no and its autocorrected to move oh no I would stock when he realizes his son is growing to look exactly like that man he met at shield headquarters in 1970 nobody kpop fans which one's cuter when you look at your sons 15 terabyte homework folder and it's actually homework impossible every open world game summed up in one sentence quest I'm already on a quest microwaves trying to heat up the food microwaves trying to heat up the bowl when you are 20 living at home with no job not going to college and your dad sees an army recruiter out in town this one goes out to all the homophobes but I'm so angry if you posted a video of you all [ __ ] it would make me so upset second grade me helping my homie find his missing hot wheel even though I was the one who stole it Roman soldiers drew penises all over Hadrian's Wall more than 1800 years ago [Music] friend you should include the caption otherwise people won't get it me so glad I grew up doing this not this have you heard of a Taser me the drugged up homeless man who talks about how birds are government spies girls oMG this field trip sucks I hate laser tag boys [Music] [Applause] Kim Possible crowd sing another song lil Nass after singing Old Town Road 17 times in a row kids menu 12 years and under breakfast I don't know three junior pancakes Chantilly cream and maple syrup I don't care one egg two strips of smoked bacon home fried potatoes breakfast served from 6:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. lunch and dinner I'm not hungry chicken fingers I don't want that grilled cheese I want to go to McDonald's junior cheeseburger I want to go home fish and chips when the teacher accidentally roasts the popular kid and it's genuinely a ruthless roast Jesus Christ cease fire stay back Sana's kills half of the universe The Avengers it's for a wine time so my boyfriend is in Switzerland but I wanted his opinion on my outfit what do you think about this outfit can you send me that same picture but make your left hand into a fist at your side when your girlfriend looks so good but you are 4,000 miles away do the dishes me okay my mum point zero one seconds later useless [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] aunty boxes when their baby dies even though they used essential oils and CBD impossible when you let out a little fart and ended up [ __ ] in your pants when the anti-vaccine says he's gonna beat you up next week I ain't afraid of no ghosts Indian guy blows into stick and Wiggles around snakes hashtag fun fact elephants can't jump because they are fattened up or some daily elephant facts dude why would you say this Florida man escapes police then calls to complain that no one caught him Nickelodeon you can't just capitalize off of a dead meat mocking spongebob highschool Steve Carroll looks like he could throw a football over that mountain Steven John Carroll modern science is amazing Jule paper babes no one white people eating guacamole teachers when you don't get your homework done because you were at a Funeral teachers when they don't get the tests marked because they were too tired you stranger Obama you we meet again stranger it's been a long time Annie Mae character we have to find the villain he could be anyone villain when you're watching John wick and some kid shouts this guy is from fortnight it's Crusade time girls sleepover Jason is totally into you boy sleepover my dad saw me smiling at my firm assumed it was because I was texting with my partner and exclaimed oh to be young and in love I was looking at this picture of scrappy-doo dressed as a lobster me trying to sleep at 3:00 a.m. my brain remembering every embarrassing thing I've done technology doesn't work for five seconds my parents useless [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] girl group chats versus guy group chats there's this local guy he has a girlfriend but that's not important that can be changed Maya he had a fine girlfriend they ain't married define wife to the [ __ ] it all means nothing fresh onion soup I'm killing myself a House member rub Speaker Nicholas Longworth bald head saying nice and smooth feels just like my wife's bottom longer than rubbed his own head and said indeed it does destruction 100 crushing eggs will it crash earth just lost its best egg farmer stand in silence at auction saw a young man can buy back his family farmhouse a there have been multiple scientific studies on the dangers of vaccinations show me one place government controls the internet now so I can't find what I'm looking for perhaps humans have regressed over the years when you cheat off your friends test and somehow score better than them they make the honey and we make the money hey man could you pass me my drink yet org I got you LMFAO my tweet someone quoting my tweet with LMFAO I don't know who started the trend of putting acrylics on photos of Chris Evans but please don't stop furious [Music] would you rather look at this picture of Danone DeVito for seven seconds eighty-three percent or end world hunger 17 percent bro watt blue face you don't know me but I was in a tragic accident in 2009 paralyzed from the neck down it's been a hard few years but today I stood up and walked to turn your music off god bless you my organs watching me take medication on an empty stomach with cold brew every time I say my caps names she looks at me like I just told her that her husband died at sea doing Maradona doing cocaine spinning around until you feel dizzy nice so sad that Steve Jobs died of lignin who Steve Jobs lid mobiles do you leave your old soon after you buy them or do you wait until they get flavor spots like I do when you argue with your parents and they say that you can't go to the family gathering I see this as an absolute win will you press the button fortnight dies but means don't include text depression [ __ ] me hard while I do nothing about it me at 3:00 a.m. heading over to the fridge he travels he seeks the parmesan me explaining that we never do work in class the substitute teacher time meat saleswoman 8 year old me free sausage slice nobody BMW drivers and traffic when you go to a birthday party as a mean but you scare the crap out of the kids cha cha real smooth nobody the bowling alley screen when you get a strike tell me something that I don't know scooby-doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in olives are usually not strangers but rather people we know and trust mr. stark I feel so good me I cannot possibly get a worse GPA than I did last semester this semester observe baby are you cheating on me with that [ __ ] Jessica no baby I'm cheating that [ __ ] Jessica with you I love you so much baby poor baby I love you too modern problems require modern solutions illusion 100 Restoration 100 speech 100 sneak 100 my brother five-year-old me unplugged ps2 controller person cuts me off on the highway me speeding past them five seconds later so I can get a look at their stupid face footprint on moon Armstrong boobs how to get your uncle to stop touching you what's the worst way to hold your drink I wanna find find ways to make you smile understand and support you cuddle you and hold your hand kinda really want to [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of you to when you find out Karen from accounting is free this weekend only attack America if you are gay well boys we did it terrorism is no more me waiting for the birds to use my new bird feeders me watching spongebob almost any scene is this a mean template my 32 gigabytes of RAM what would you rather drop your girlfriend or $2 if you're feeling bad about your life just look at this guy taking a sunset beach pic of his vague trust me you're doing just fine a stray dog after being kicked by a driver returned with a bunch of his friends and proceeded to trash the car chewing up the fenders and wipers dog gang 100 attention drug dealers report your competition I use the stoners to destroy the stoners you know the exam is going to be lit when you see this on the cover sheet crying is permitted as long as you do it quietly when you're in class and your crush accidentally touches your leg [Music] guy behind arcade counter me with 5,000 tickets every kid when they get an eraser 13 children were named Dennis in 2018 mop studying hard I imagine banana slits on map a new Titanic will sail on 2022 iceberg global warming memes I saw on reddit two weeks ago my friends on Facebook a UK teenager secretly painted a penis on top of his house and was caught over a year later when his parents looked at their house on Google Earth battery me TV remote my xbox controller me opening an incognito tab FBI agent science behind Harry's invisibility cloak revealed teacher okay class today we are going to learn about the Middle Ages girls how boring boys teacher we are going to visit Romania girls who there is nothing to do there boys my mum ordering McDonald's me waiting to ask for a Happy Meal toy there is a festival in Nepal dedicated solely to thanking dogs for their loyalty and friendship everyone like that don't claim to like cooking shows if you don't know who these two are we going to the fridge for the 237th time hoping to see if some food magically pops up how do we know if they are actually dead or just pretending country roads take me home to the place I belong West Virginia did you ever cried while watching homeless man calling another homeless man a broke-ass neighbor when the Sun hits your laptop screen just right [Music] [ __ ] keep telling me you changed yay I [ __ ] myself of course I had to change you'll know where I can get some [ __ ] cheese finding lapis lazuli after mining for hours me useless [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] all you can eat pizza festival apologizes for lack of pizza you had one job 10-year old me minecraft village do you want to explode eat if you are gay it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable Philadelphia five year old brings 22 bags of crack cocaine to school police say Florida man not bad kid stop being poor well boys we did it poverty is no more minecraft good fortnight bad please understand this is fact Titanic two passengers be light when they see an iceberg dog thrilled to see owners at shelter but they are there to adopt different dog I will shred this universe down to its last atom so nobody read the chapters last night you know what clear your desks snakes when an Indian blows into a stick Oompa Loompas when a child dies violently deaf people when music is subtitled dancing [Music] eleven-year-old me explaining what I would do if I had the Benton watch my dog my cat four-year-old me accidentally swallows toothpaste part 1 of 3 accepting your death me explaining how minecraft was going to be called Kade game the bus driver the woman with her groceries next to me doing this novice you have provoked a gang war two words 14 letters saying it and I'm yours lemon cardboard step 1 ask Murray out step 2 bye Murray coffee step 3 finger Murray teacher we are going on a school trip to Korea girls yay I love kpop boys excuse me but are you aware of Leonard the Finnish president's dog when you're working night shift the Chernobyl and one of the engineers says that's weird you become 7 feet tall but your skin turns green I see this as an absolute win no no give me that you have the little one my friend asking the teacher to tell a story to waste time literally everyone he knew weaves admits ezel only guy the Internet at keynote to tannic - to sale in 2022 on the same route as the original Titanic laughter you dumb [ __ ] my mum when I break something my mum when she breaks something when a baby offers you a Cheeto birth obesity god of thunder he looks like the word lacrosse me my older successful siblings my friends at my house me my fridge full of food I'm afraid you've ratted your last tab to e sir earth now earth after mr. beast plants 20 million trees I can't hold on give me your hand first give me the land American soldiers when fighting in Vietnam guys the trees have ears there's very little diversity in this school [Music] girls in science class I don't want to dissect anything that's gross boys in science class you have been visited by the smart studying dog oh you will be blessed with good grades only if you subscribe to commenter woods and like the video on top food chain won't stop new game thoughts not blue hey nice one big brass tube a micro use - Mike said Moravia fine cracks Congrats faster than fast

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

Views: 2,384,931

Rating: 4.8814335 out of 5

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Id: H32Kxa3CFng

Length: 29min 24sec (1764 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 01 2019