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dirty and emo girls like most other people prefer their friends and partners to be clean so remember the basics take regular showers wear deodorant and wash your hands frequently don't overdo it with cologne or deodorant just aim to smell Pleasant this article was quite the find I haven't eaten Ben Apple in days the doctors are closing in my barricade won't last much longer they are coming tell my family I love them my school's rival school is on lockdown right now because someone put weed in the vents so everyone slowly getting high oh my god I guess now you could call it a high school wended lmao become shorthand or W /e for I'm [ __ ] suffering lamenting my anguish online your son is awake before sunrise he is your son best line it took me 18 years of life but I finally understand he is king of all the light touches oh my gosh why has it taken me this long wait what what we were taking on math test and I turned around out can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl's face but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the white who looks like he's in immense pain this picture is like the perfect description of school though clarinet improvisatory screaming do i do i use my instrument for this i mean it would be ten thousand times funnier if the clarinet clara side just stood up and started screaming this is my favorite quote ever chapter one the story so far in the beginning the universe was created this has made a lot of people very angry and being widely regarded as a bad news OMG my mom just came into my room and told me that i'm spending too much time on the internet so she told me i'm sorry i have to do this but it's for your own good and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop stop I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna push myself oMFG and the way she said I just deleted the internet with a completely straight face just takes the cake holy [ __ ] I can't grieve your eyes hella red you been smoking no 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yeah but is he okay he helped the menstruation crustacean so it's 2:17 a.m. and my window is open and diverse really loudly and I heard someone yell what the [ __ ] new lawn those are not Alice's hips whoa Jasmine and Esmeralda are getting it I don't think this is PG anymore kids and new lawn is just touching boobs and staring at boobs because it was her from the beginning it was Nessie who wanted me there Nessie unique named my daughter after the Loch Ness monster this is an actual scene from the movie new journal and old journal I thought this was an iPhone and a stack of money to show you how much an iPhone costs tbh and it really resonated with me I just swallowed the wire from my brace please help I was gonna say brace yourself but it appears you've already swallowed that pump do not does it trip anyone else out there G is just an arrow going in a circle honestly [ __ ] this post science site of tumblr explained why the ride home always takes less time the right home takes less time because you already have memories of the locations you passed on the way there when you take in a new memory your brain slows down to process it and write as much information as possible when you've already experienced something it doesn't have as much to remember oMG rul dat wien still waiting for the vet how do you even get a cat this small cheatcodes probably when you love a series but hate the ending after all we've been through if you are the older twin call your little sibling a few times a day and be like when I was your age and then describe what you did seven minutes ago I put the hot in photo I thought this said I put the hot in potato we have all been on tumblr for too long a Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please I don't get it no one explained it have you ever seen a bear with no fur now you have I showed my mum and she said he looks a bit bare and we've been laughing at it for the past two hundred four thousand eight hundred and thirty nine years shark dude we're sharks oh right this is how I feel about teenagers love you BAE is this just a slipped and enlarged picture of your own feet sweats nervously I want an accent Thanks Anil sneezes a cutest shoot sorry I phoned the word I was looking for was animal sneezes better luck next time are you Anil sneeze boy this is not what I want to be remembered for man humans are lame why don't we have like wings on ztc humans can't even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go basically the plot of x-men literally the plot of x-men personally I don't believe in bros before hos or hos before Bros there needs to be a balance a homeostasis a few will Harvard bringing the next generations of leaders look at our ass biscuits so their buns oh my god frank frank many are alive by just i saw this and back man it looked just like you Oh Frank I'm so relieved remember in school when we had to put these orange covers over the keyboards when practicing 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search up a color and make the photo fullscreen you now have neon lighting for photos awesome now I can look awful in Technicolor so my chemistry teacher set the table on fire again today look at this smug face look how [ __ ] happy here's chemists are never happy unless something is burning so my chemistry teacher set the table on fire again today again if you've been having a bad day here's a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head even if you haven't been having a bad day here's something to make your day better yes the Hedgehog is also reading a newspaper the Hedgehog dreams of having a car the Hedgehog wants to go fast every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful holy [ __ ] please tell me that was an intentional part [Music] you cow belly let's go the monetization is drunk going to stop a migration of troubling innovation and content creation and others rise along in states that have got inspiration to drop a new cake on top of your faces of mock under faces a clock is still racing there's impatient monster is way cannot just escape new brought like a paper you to be praying thought she would make a toast all the frames that we want to get paid for the wholesome creation so take the advice of a God in the bank oh my god - says cow Betty TV gets more traffic than a metropolis yes [ __ ]

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

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Length: 14min 14sec (854 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 19 2018