Meme Awards v208

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around forehead when you're you the driver picked you up five minutes ago and you get this text hey it's your you the driver here I'm outside you will already know who the [ __ ] is coming a bright brilliant blue glows from within an Antarctic iceberg book one water chapter one the boy in the iceberg we are living at the peak of civilization when you visit a car showroom and feel the sudden urge to slap Akari a part of him lives within me doesn't it ever get in a mood so bad you're literally shouting will you actually [ __ ] off at random inanimate objects just had a shouting match with a kitchen drawer then screamed at my bedroom door am i okay don't get too cocky Mr Bond or you will soon find yourself spinning in your grave who needs LSD when instead he can have Lohan and trip out every time you stand up too quickly when you roast someone online so hard that you think you ruined his life but then he replies with your real name and your address climate change might be true guys look at the revenues there hasn't been a group of penguins in a Batman movie since 1992 honey I'm let me guess your home sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it guys dating girls who kissed other guys before giving my home as a bro job [Music] there are two types of people kids born this year will be the class of twenty thirty two kids born in 1649 will be four hundred and twenty and twenty sixty nine believe in everything even if it means the frogs are gay just do it he is in anguish D T mourns what does this monster have to mourn Adventure Time final episode date September 3rd 2018 when everyone in the car high as [ __ ] and the song has a police siren in it Reserve for green vehicles when you're cooking and drop a meatball on the floor [Music] [Applause] balls come back Irfan dos never johny johny in Australia oh I Johnny yeah comes wide yeah blunt yeah cheeky bugger have you been eatin the 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than the current generation of rappers me after right one bite of a calm I am a circle the Minecraft movie lost its director and it's 2019 release days there is a jellyfish whose sting will leave you with an impending sense of doom and suicidal thought lasting up to two weeks I dated a woman like that once when you type II he instead of haha [Music] Ellen Musk unveils new clean-energy luxury coupled by a Tesla employees this is why I hate video games it appeals to the male fantasy gucci gang that's new technology how we did it in my day five year old admits it pretty messed up spider-man visiting his birthday party when he could be out saving lives when you're both watching a movie for the first time and they keep asking questions about what's happening when someone opens up to me about a serious problem they're struggling with that'sa roof last year versus this year glad with Mario Sonic Mario wearing gloves [Music] cow belly let's go pay the monetization is dropping aurita to start 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Length: 16min 52sec (1012 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 06 2018