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little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous there's a video of me when I'm like three years old at a petting zoo and I'm sitting down with little piglets crawling into my lap and my mom is like they think you're the mommy pig and then I start picking them up and throwing them and my mom goes Emily stop and the video cuts off when you have a 2:00 a.m. mental breakdown but you wake up fine the next day man who said the world is ending Saturday changed his mind it isn't actually ending never ever egg the wrong house you throw a brick through my window not a [ __ ] egg it was dark I and dropped an egg I couldn't see what I was picking up how can you not tell a brick from an egg the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection I'm so sick of this [ __ ] two gas stations can't even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them while I can't find a single fix for dinner / Applebee's with Denny's bottoming you're literally out of your mind if you think dinners isn't atop me after eating five pints of Ben and Jerry's me after getting raw fat the morning after getting raw [ __ ] the night before already come to church with me I [Applause] showed you my tow beams on Sony LGBT stands for let's get this bread note soft optimistic tale up taking steps in a positive direction careers I'm suited for three screens one dollar my mom said Hitler was a penis potato and I have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like I was stupid and said dictator penis potato god it's like you're not even my daughter I'm so [ __ ] done actual photo of Hitler dictator my life is complete gargoyles Vedek the walls toured off evil spirits this gargoyle is doing a good job my favorite thing about being an artist is that there are no real limits to what you can create anything you imagine can become reality and I think that's great see just spent ten minutes looking for my [ __ ] cat is there a cat in this picture a honest-to-god don't see it girls don't want guys girls want full-length Broadway musicals professionally recorded and put on Netflix oh [ __ ] there's a baby on board [ __ ] well I guess I won't rear-end you like I normally would the baby on board sinus to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that there's a baby that needs to be attended to first you absolute [ __ ] walnut absolute [ __ ] walnut hello 9-1-1 yes there is a fish here selling lemonade without a permit how far away is Ohio Ohio not too far eh a little ways a ways a helpful guide today is that they've shown and the images with calendars have a party you have never seen your own face only reflections and pictures something is always touching you you can always see your nose your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does you can't imagine a new color this ruined my life bones Malone and the spooky boys rattle em boys the unsettling rattling noises of three skeletons if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why salad because think about it salad can mean anything you can have regular salad but there's also fruit salad potato salad so who's to stop you from having beets a salad ice cream salad chicken nugget salad all you have to do is cut it up and there you [ __ ] go it's salad wait this is really smart every apex predator looking at a capybara chili now I can't eat this dude that would be [ __ ] John physically yes I could eat a capybara but emotionally imagine the tone me does a dumb thing done thing has consequences me how did this happen what the [ __ ] is the moral of the three little pigs anyhow people without access to the best materials are going to die familial bombs mean nothing in the face of an impending crisis Wolf's attacks and pigs are stupid I have no [ __ ] clue wake up I miss you 420 Blazers oh when you ant they send a message at the same time coca-cola is a health potion Pepsi is a mana potion what's grape soda it's [ __ ] purple baby love is dead and never existed all you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering you are the definition of dread are you ok my caps still my [ __ ] garlic bread I've been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven't been killed even a single time what a ripoff what armor are you wearing wait bad Greek myth concept a siren but she only sings jesper sitter her name is Alex are an accurate depiction of my life small opossum screaming in a large sink it cannot get out of if koi oats are just indi wolves and wolves are just two bass boosted dogs what the [ __ ] are moths to butterflies ugly please be nice to moths I'm begging you me going about my life accomplishing normal life milestones my brain there are castles for sale in the European countryside buy one disappear adopt a flock of Ravens become a local legend children have eyebrows think again I came here to fix the car and beat you with a wrench as you can see I've already finished fixing the car big mood yeah but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your bellybutton what happens congratulation you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr what is the thing the reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is best for how there you say we piss on the poor people who can just plop their sweet little heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don't know how lucky they are I got a construct a whole last cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep every day at the same time she waits for him he comes and they go for a walk they were once people ever notice that the mean voice in your head that insults you is awful confident for something fats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you like one of us is pathetic and it's not me buddy get a hobby yikes self-care is roasting the mean voice in your head Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads this is it this is my aesthetic I finally found it what if that was your house what if the Sheep lives off the grass on your house she's my landlord shrekt who was okay [ __ ] you it was great spotted this graffiti in an outhouse in Canada sex is so weird it's literally just putting your penis inside someone else's penis like what the [ __ ] I don't think that's how it works yes it is I've had so much six a lot like 100 sex woman accidentally joined search party looking for herself sounds like something I would do where do you get Cheetos that big that's a chihuahua those are carrots this host is a mess will the course be hard don't know will the tests be hard don't know but the paper will be soft it's been a week and we still don't have a syllabus and I'm not entirely convinced my science cross as any clue what's going on give her one give her a Cheeto mole dilemma they've been lying to us Shane it's too early for this it's never too early to expose dangerous business practices the level I'm very angry and very impressed what a weird-looking hand it's not nice to make fun of handicapped people I think about this a lot the hardest part about being vegan is having to wake up at 5:00 a.m. to milk all the almonds one time I saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but I saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened why black holes are not scary sounds like something a black hole would say the homeowner said the buck shows up every day so they gave him a bed - you don't even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing they're like Kiwis you can just eat all of it I would prefer not to me for one week after someone tells me I smell good Britney Spears does not eat squirrels source an important document I've made a huge mistake I looked up from my phone and saw this do you have my catnip so Joe later owned adoption for good luck trying to return me without the receipt just joined a gang what the [ __ ] do we do now take a picture that's it poor little guy looks likely say you want me to leave okay you sure you want me to go cause I can stay if you want I got bored and bought a piece of poop named Shelly I like Shelly's glasses stop roasting me it's only Tuesday what if they don't like my sweater oh no this is real human heart after heartbreak so sad that is a pomegranate no this is a human heart after heartbreak can't you read on contact lenses just boneless glasses correct don't rap I can't [ __ ] breathe the girl in front of me just opened her email and that was the only thing in it life hack what life hack when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he'd take her on a date unlike any other sheet of Urbino man so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they're married now there is a pink pigeon wandering around New York City I wonder how she got here I thought this was her old chicken wing tbh sorry I slept with your mom my dad gives me this cake every year on my birthday I'm gonna be that dad a conversation I saw at Taco Bell young son crying I wish I had a Beretta the mom pointing at the kids burrito son that is a burrito NSFW please take this away so mine grape spoon arrived today truly incredible my cactus has had slouching issues for years but look it grew a flower crown when you don't feel like trying but you're still cute and that's how I got a concussion I'm laughing so hard I thought it was a giant bottle falling over and crushing him oh my god is selling pickles in movie theaters really just a Texas fare like I can't imagine going to a movie and not getting a pickle like want what the [ __ ] is going on in Texas I can feel this image on my teeth and I'm so angry I didn't think that until you said it and now I'm mad at you [Music]

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Length: 12min 1sec (721 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 31 2018