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the universe cannibalism I think you mean Canada ban annuities what the hell is wrong with you people my dog turns three in one hour the joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he will be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years I have been planning this joke for a week his people are completely literal metaphors are gonna go over his head nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast I would catch it this was one of the funniest jokes in film history dude I would watch the [ __ ] out of this chugga-boom bucket knee is a serious issue please see a doctor or cook as soon as possible Chuck larva and boy go definitely cooler than those other two hey this is the third floor of a bill working and there's a horse here things to do if you are a shapeshifter get into a place that horses should not be able to get into turn into a horse the cake is a lie remove sunglasses mother of God you're looking at day and night at the same time don't you realize that's been completely impossible until 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dogs I call it freestyle acupuncture sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar oh so you like metal main three blacksmiths well jetan and Willow this host has two puns I can't handle this this fluffy man is on a journey you don't have to speak alien or be a telepath to know what he's thinking oh [ __ ] I crash the sorcerer true we've all been there do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from sources do trust me well imagine how shook the boys would have been if they'd gotten a letter that said owed by the way your platypus died he left you a hover car how to get perfect skate one find a person with perfect skin to skin up three wear them as a skin suit what did I just read you just read my text host abandoned Miss Piggy covered in moss me listening to hozier this picture is killing me everybody trying to help the queen and then there's Putin Putin doesn't even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie haha not to scare anyone but the hell does beyond in Bed Bath & Beyond stand for me what's beyond employee snapping my neck go find out as a former Bed Bath & Beyond employee I appreciate this what the hell and [ __ ] are you implying lady bite the vampire first to establish dominance my stepsister thought this Apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake a few bites spaghetti oh now I only eat spaghetti CERN raging Canadian I can't get into the maple syrup this is horrible somebody didn't clean it off I turn now the little food to the bottle I'm gonna start a riot I feel like this is one of those beautiful moments where someone's URL truly fits their post but I was at the mall and found this in our actual jewelry store a Shrek lace at work last week I was ringing up this guy's order and when he signed I was trying to read his signature and I was like is your last name duck and he got really nervous and he was like oh how bad has ever run noticed before I signed it 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endless mental conversation with ourselves yeah she needs to shut up our existence disables the airlock and is sucked into the void of space like life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time the mood for this moment Australians don't have 6 Australians mate I spat out my coffee sorry about your coffee mate so I have this giant pencil right I think we all know where this is going the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming the year is not some [ __ ] be touching counters and oh boy he's about to invent cereal I beg your pardon asking for help online I'm having the same problem I know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off but I'm not wearing socks I know some caring words that will put socks on you dudes are so 2017 send me a photo of yourself in full plate armor wielding battle ready weapons is this what they wanted 69 modes nice 69 69 notes double nice the three genders a solid liquid and gas I am the forbidden fourth gender plasma kids these days and their made-up genders back in my day there was only one state of matter sometimes I feel like I've got two takes two steps forward in quick succession the clap of my ass cheeks echoing loudly run away I think I lost an eye reading this only one disappointed I hate playing never have I ever because I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate playing never have I ever because I'm a [ __ ] virgin you will never know which of these two statements rain truth for people who read blogs this and that father's name are you ah save a bunch of memes and send them to the group chat over a period of time friend or a sent 14 memes at once then disappear for three days friend 1995 the internet will revolutionize the way we think and communicate 2017 Donna grassy Applebee's grill and bar is my nephew there we were eating and now I can't find it is he still there his name is Jason Applebee's grill and bar hi Donna we have nineteen hundred plus locations which location did you visit Donna grassy Thank You Appleby I found him he was at Chili's if I could scream cap what living in the u.s. is like this would be it I've never met a child named Brenda but they had to have existed at some point it's time to run a blood test oh [ __ ] this is the funniest [ __ ] I've seen all goddamn week even though I'm not even 18 years old my back feels like it's been through both world wars every time I open this app I read some dumbass [ __ ] and every time we kiss I swear I can fly planet explodes removes one near bun was thinking about cross ER so again I'm talking about the food who the hell is that is yogurt a suit me it is not a me yogurt containers where the copper tube are a violas and the yogurts is the meat inside no to be ravioli the shell itself would have to be edible yogurt is an oyster so we have an Italian exchange student at our school and he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony and he tried to show me but he didn't know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said look the compressed horse and then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language my Patronus is Roomba wood knives how about you go to sleep this is a quality post you on appreciate events food have your patterns find the almonds in a bag of trail mix anyone else go through that occasional phase we're toast and butter is just the tastiest [ __ ] creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes what happens to all your teen angst when you're 20 like where does it go they diagnose it as anxiety if various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to this than they are on it will just make me pirated content again if you don't kiss your cattle they're tiny soft little 4head WTF are you even do it yelling at her for trying to eat plastic picking a college major based on a slight interest to kinda have is the equivalent of a kid telling Extreme Makeover Home Edition he kind of likes elephants or some [ __ ] and get in his bedroom turned into a Wildlife Sanctuary February shouldn't be 28 days 29 on leap year instead we should take the 30 first days off two months and give them to February making it have 30 days for all years good wakes when's a leap day you are October 32nd Halloween part 2 you're the genius this generation needs tbh I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kick swats but I fear the man who have practiced one kick 10,000 times Bruce Lee Harry Potter the boy who dared to ask why study all these other spells if I can get really good at eating everyone's ones out of their hands my favorite thing about big dogs is when you push n over they're just like oh I'm lying down now someone might scratch my stomach I like now endless possibilities where as you push little dogs over and they're all like vengeance death before dishonor well first of all I'd like to thank Susan Downey for telling me Matt Damon was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech they're meant for each other never let this die you have been visited by the smart studying dog here you'll be blessed with good grades only if you subscribe to commenter woods and like the video on top food chain when stark New Game+ on that blue hair one night to check the drive sube micro news - like semi ran be at 5 o'clock Congrats faster than the transplant they say

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

Views: 902,622

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Id: 0XU4DwczQxc

Length: 15min 22sec (922 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 04 2019