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another Dennis mental bomb my cells sometimes my family is around me while I'm on tumblr and I don't really know how to explain what I'm looking at it must be so nice to be rich instead of like having to develop a personality shut up lol buy my silence can anyone name one great European achievement from the past 50 years Scottish Twitter those cat pictures with Russian captions 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and was diagnosed with mesothelioma momma called the doctor and the doctor says you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies a human skull found with a broken spear slash sword still embedded in it the skull is said to be that of a Roman soldier who died during the Gallic Wars is he okay he's okay but he died new reaction image when that verse a new hate is finally getting dragged and you bring your whole family to watch my nose is cold put it in the oven okay at airport bye honey well view to the moon and back you're the best bust a 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and everyone had to have a different name hello this is my daughter Jamie six zero two eight nine one princess and then people started during others for the good names hunger names Victorian high-top rollerskates for the witch on the go now this is my aesthetic got the two most dangerous kinds of Footwear combined into one I really don't understand how a lot of you are single because you're all attractive and have good music tastes like what more do people want sanity people are so demanding why is every song from Phineas and Ferb anger how is that possible is this site populated by ten-year-olds Phineas and Ferb goes hard you [ __ ] come sit down his eyes say bedroom but his hands say hospital for one's maker right who cares about this shitty joke that kid's name is Anna kick me turning in a research paper that I wrote in one sitting and didn't even proofread at all because I procrastinated until the last possible second to write it on Turnitin walking around still disappointed six hours after visiting an aquarium wife what did you think a tiger shark was read one time at a wax museum I thought one of the tour guides was the wax person because they were just standing there not moving so I go up to them like who the [ __ ] is this supposed to be then they just looked at me and laughed the original idea for snapchat was to send nudes but now it's just watching my friends having fun without me so thanks for that if Goldilocks tried three beds n mama bear and Daddy bears left separately baby bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together you ain't have to put those people business out like that an artist has made a glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they are doing pervert my boyfriend made a promise to be that we would visit Paris and lock a padlock to this very bridge throwing away the Kia symbolic gesture of our love and commitments he is my soul my life my reason for fighting that's Australian knock knock who's there not knock ooh I'm 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had for 12 years and discovered another smaller dog inside I have so many questions second form when you have to conquer Mongolia but the cat needs a walk first are those cat ears [Music] why is one girl missing an eye though she's keeping an eye out for Sullivan Victor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half transfiguring into a shot during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament February 24 1995 this is aligned a truffle my mom bought me some and the second I took one my dad snatched it from me and yelled I have caught the Golden Snitch fifty points for Gryffindor absolute [ __ ] it's 150 points fun on the right business on the Left I'm seriously concerned my left or her left I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef I cannot reblog this enough why is this still getting notes because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bus so there must be notes to follow while he that was a good one I can't believe he's dead put it well I can't believe he 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much sense but it makes me so uncomfortable I wish I hadn't seen this this girl rep sits with me was complaining about another girl because she likes the same band as her but doesn't dress like it so obviously she doesn't really listen to them how do you dress like the music he listened to as an imagined dragon stand I've never seen not in a full dragon costume as an Arctic Monkeys fan this is me traffic lights in a fog on the next season of stranger things someone spilled their Dunkin Donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his Dunkin Donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like man watch out this is a Dunkin Donuts matter when a security guard walked up to him to asked what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job the dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself and that the kittens found him he looks so annoyed I didn't sign on for this shoot it literally cannot get cuter than this I will always read blog angry dad cats please shut the gate open the gate me when I go on vacation will you be my girlfriend I tried this on a female before she took the bottom middle donut that says girl and handed the box back to me leaving me with five donuts that read will you be my friend Susan is out until Thursday 8:20 2015 due to death I don't think Susan's coming back Wendy and Burger King having sex King you like this Wendy I'm loving it the Burger King stops King what did you just say what did I just read Spy Kids I like how out of all the possible seams they could have chosen for the thumbnail of Spy Kids Netflix decided this was the one haha thumbnail jokes since I'm 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said I want my blood back and hung up the phone so I'm never trying that again vote Nellore or eat the consequences my brother told me to 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monetization is drunk going to to start the migration of top innovation and content creation and other supplies your new stator hand got inspiration to drop a new cake on top of your faces of mock interfaces o'clock is still raising there's impatient monster is way cannot just escape news rod like a cake you to be praying thought she would make a toast all the Creator who want to get paid for their awesome creation so take the advice of a God in the bay Coolangatta says calvetti TV gets more traffic than a metropolis yes [ __ ] that

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Length: 17min 46sec (1066 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 17 2018