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first my car then my headband in the toilet I wonder what happened to her car it fell in the toilet can't you read I'm feeling sexy and free I'm in tears trouble you're only in trouble if you get caught my motto what's a motto nothing what's the motto with you this will forever be my favorite post it bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human same goes for students at schools I just realised how [ __ ] up that is Wow sometimes I forget scallops swim like this it's hilarious I thought that only happened on SpongeBob jr. I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point today two families will become one please pick a seat not aside I want this at my wedding this sounds threatening to families into one family leaves the wedding games may the bouquet toss be ever in your favor oh my god The Lion the Witch and The Fresh Prince of bel-air in West Narnia born and raised through the Wardrobe was where I spent most of my days do you have my back like the Gmail security team has my back though me logs into Gmail on another device Google security with the condoms don't even taste like raves who the [ __ ] wrote this fifteen-year-old me Mom I'm practically an adult you never let me do anything in olden times I could get married I roll into another dimension me now for my birthday I want food and TP stay on your health insurance a ninth is kid don't you mean sad adults 70,000 people have revoked this but no one is trying to defend themselves there is nothing to defend a lot of adulthood is shouting for my laundry vows after you put it in the washer / dryer and running to go fetch it I expect I'll be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out and my adult brain grows in I did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it I'm eating an entire cake update there is more cake than I imagined I see now why my parents didn't let me do this what's cooler than being cool financial stability I keep thinking oh man I'm so immature how am I allowed to be an adult then I spend time with teenagers and it's like wow okay yeah I'm an adult I'm so adult look at me adopting all over the place guy on the right is like girl bye guy on the left is like girl hi it's weird that I'm a hands talking ape with custom crystals suspended in front of my eyes so I can see and I live with the tiny pans that had just accepts me as a part of the world around him and attempts to interact with me despite the fact that he doesn't understand my language and I don't understand his somebody is stoned I do approximately no drugs approximately tiny Panther I feed myself at the grocery store so I had to make it look like it wasn't there an octopus is just a wet spider what have you done things that will always sound sarcastic good for you thanks a lot Yeah right nice to know Wow way to go totally okay buddy not if you say man at the end okay buddy man I might not have thought that last one through isn't it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don't know who he is he could be with a stupid girlfriend get away from my husband also isn't it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don't know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her oh no now I'm worried isn't it upsetting that your future 50 caps are literally not born yet you win this round cheese actually that is a rectangle cheese Oxford comma laughing in the distance pocket of comma wondering what Oxford comma thinks it's doing here when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven okay so I realized I used a fan instead of dishwasher but I kind of forgot what it was called and used the next best guest I could think of it's called a washing machine I think it's a dry like who would be feeling wet SAS clothes this post is a [ __ ] train wreck my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean able to be unlocked or not able to be locked suck buttercup looks like Hitler mean diet the rice pooping oh my god tumblr do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly opened the fridge - sometimes I just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost why am I in the bathroom whispers we are all Sims lava BB Q I love a good BB q sit the [ __ ] down somebody once told me the world was gonna end on December 21st 2012 I bought all of this [ __ ] pasture as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now I'm ten thousand dollars in debt and I have pasture everywhere in my house I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed what if psychiatrists showed you memes instead of ink blots tell me what you see in this one I see myself it's 2013 why hasn't a bank had the slogan it's common sense yet I say we demand change I have to give you credit for that one while these puns caught my interest banks when I walk into hell to me it looks like wood is gonna start a stripper routine I mean he's already got the name for it spits out juice over last comment it's not bacon it's a pig it's not veal it's a calf it's not steak it's a cow it's not meat it's an animal it's not fruit it's dividing cells that accumulate fructose it's not delivery it's to Ghana it's not a scene it's a god damn arms race it's not leave Oh sir its leaving uh sir maybe it's a Maybelline what is that some kind of stone like a heating stone an odd pattern it kind of looks like oh is that a god damn condom full of spaghetti if you're on the sunbed sun-dried tomatoes are just Tomatoes wouldn't they just be dried tomatoes because they are still not normal Tomatoes I just googled the sand turns out there aren't any tomatoes on the Sun so it looks like we are both wrong but more importantly you're wrong did you just an earth a cat from a pot of soil the harvest is bountiful this year how to pick up a Blue Chair off the ground does this work for other colors too no let's all agree that going upstairs on all fours is actually the best experience of the whole earth conversely going downstairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience of the whole earth myth or reality how the [ __ ] does giraffes relates to the Illuminati force pretends to be dead every time he's supposed to go for a ride never have I related to an animal so much in my life sending your kid to Catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be Catholic fun story a friend of mine discovered she was bisexual and into BDSM at a Catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her Christians just can't seem to get anything right LMFAO my fave post now has an even better comment adult cereals 50 shades of grey porn flakes special D rice frisky captain munch cheery hosts we near BIG's this sink would actually till your hands apart I didn't realize you will vigorously rubbed your hands against your sink I'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closets and I don't know how long I have to be here I don't have snacks or anything Update I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery as a 20% I feel like Bear Grylls don't you have clothes in your closet it's a girl welcome to the world dusty rose levy she carried a baby for nine months just to call her dusty I was walking through this neighborhood and this [ __ ] [ __ ] rocks head the [ __ ] out of me I swear to God you know what's better than weed water here's this dumb [ __ ] again shut up you dehydrated hi [ __ ] as someone who drinks over a gallon of water a day I can confirm weed is far superior to water Kitty prison while we get the house painted this is actually a very good idea that prison looks fewn and very comfy yes I too would like to hang out in Kitty prison hey bro this is an [ __ ] this is a phenomena known as crown shyness to trees chillin in a forest five inches apart because they're not gay last time I had sleep paralysis that kid wind from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to determinate for like three hours straight and I haven't slept peacefully since Disney star Adam Hicks arrested for string of armed robberies I tried to warn y'all I love your dog so much she's so cute I love seeing your snapchat stories of them what about me you're okay I'm so nice mr. Potter no [ __ ] you snap I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard last weekend just in time for Valentine's Day we had our very first proposal at Shrek's at venture London and she said yes congratulations to the couple and we wish them a happily ever after I will now not be accepting any marriage proposal from anyone unless it is presented in front of Schrag I always forget bunnies of tongues then I see a picture of them sticking their tongues out and it makes me so happy because they're so precious Wow attention the ninth floor has temporarily been moved to the 15th floor also Wednesday has been cancelled due to scheduling errors what is this Hogwarts every apex predator looking at a capybara chillin now I can't eat this dude that would be [ __ ] up my sense of humor is terrible I mean if you were to whisper ostrich in my ear I'd probably laugh about it for 4 days straight and repeat you know I tend to throw the term worst thing ever around likely but this is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen in my life just trying to do my best pursuit oh here I can't believe every single Canadian was born today happy birthday everyone Amazon bring me my child she's beauty and she's Grace she's miss United States [Music] hewwo drink me so you can be refreshed I'm all nor too well just give us that brooding evil look I'm not sure if I can this early in the morning he [ __ ] aced it I'm still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really later and make me hot most of the bones in your face don't actually set until you're around 25 so you can look drastically different and hotter whoo after puberty [ __ ] ii-era if tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear Christ what the hell is this thing why does it look like a Dutch deer a dirge what update they share a common ancestor with whales I no longer understand nature saber-tooth dog deer whale thing when you ask Santa for a puppy but accidentally right Satan wow I like the fact that Satan probably knew it was a typo bud sent a gift anyway if you had six minutes left to live what's the last song you've listened to I'd spent the entire six minutes trying to pick a song am I missing something why is there just a random [ __ ] in battlin in the corner because that's none bread so it's Nana Nana Badman the cashier asked me how I'm gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and I just said money cause I meant cash and she went that's how it works I'm the cashier a rating of all the frogs in my neighbor's frog themed bathroom very round and good his face shows an emotion that I can't quite describe 10 out of 10 I put flowers on my cat and he didn't even appreciate his own beauty I appreciate it it needs his toes war aware of dog pls pet dog did he make the sign a soft boy when you get shot you'll sometimes suffer a gunshot wound is that your professional medical opinion this baby chick is almost too perfect she's got eyeliner and look at those cheeks she is so round and beautiful four days old and already astir who is she this mini golf course better chill this garden gonna get it your girl is out of town and this plant is in your kitchen frying some cereal what you don't this plant get the heck out of my seeds I thought I knew what an onion looked like but apparently I do not worst cooks in America is genuinely one of my favorite shows petting dogs is actually good for your health study finds this article was written by a dog in disguise to get pet by all the humans so he worked hard for his PhD I believed him since KFC fired me today the 11 herbs and spices are salt pepper basil parsley chili powder lemon pepper thyme sage onion powder garlic powder reference isn't this only 10 KFC took him out before he could get that last one up stay work you cow belly let's go babe the monetization is dropping aurita to start the migration of chopping innovation and content creation and others rise all new states and got inspiration to drop a new cake on top of your faces and mock in the face of the clock is still raising there's impatient long stories later not just escape news rob like to thank you to be praying told you would make a toast all the creator's who want to get paid for the wholesome creation so take the advice of a gardener maple one doctor says calvetti TV gets more traffic than a metropolis yes [ __ ] that

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Length: 15min 17sec (917 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 09 2018