Try Not To Laugh on The Graham Norton Show | Part Two

the expectation the hopes for this or how Ridley Scott's involved Harrison you were involved but presumably this isn't the first time I'm just involved okay my question is it so it must have been mentions of a sequel between it was 1982 wasn't it when it came out so between then and now so what why now why not before I guess cuz Ryan wasn't available yes well not for thirty years but they were waiting for me to grow up what they decided to have to go ahead anyway yeah I came up with a good with the story I read it and I thought it was awesome I thought it was great and I as I read it I read about the character that Ryan play and I said and I with great enthusiasm I called up the producers and I said this is great I can't wait to get Rob uh and not a great park why don't we see if we can get Ryan and they said Oh Brian guy said why not this is a great part for Ryan Gosling and they said we've been talking to him for months now wait a second they'd only been talking to me for weeks didn't know who she was playing in the film it was in the cinema before you came on a chat show why this they also cuz contractually no offence but it was sort of asked to come and [Applause] doesn't wanna be here there great I do wonder why they asked me to do it she's never been one of my father she's good [Music] how long you got man it's just like I before it is the wards governor governor's wards and she was really cool when we just spoke about stuff it was really nice I didn't know he was English cuz these acts I was so flawless and get out and I was like oh my god and anytime I meet anyone who's English I'm just immediately like I love London I miss the two of them I met I met weapons yeah I met Denzel then so on Oprah at the same time it was what it was this this segue it was just this leg I don't know black african-american excellent segue or I don't know came up to me was that you came talking English accent that yeah mate yeah cheers mate cheers mate cheers me and I'm like what what's happening how do you know anyways like and anyways he's worth like um the Opera in the open let's meet Oh and I just yeah I'm a hugger so good in grammar I swear is just premium but when I do I'm gonna hug her for free that's the Golden Globes but she was too far away you go I inhale deeply she was really cool now I hate to pick on Eddie any you're kind of will we were saying a sexual awakening was was was a two-dimensional sexual awakening oh no it's true I was wanted to be a nurse like you know who would that your first crushes and and and I did I loved the lion king when I was younger and I had a with Nala [Applause] look at her face she's so sweet you can sing really well that's wrong it's a treat you like Maid Marian as well yes that is true she's a fox that [Applause] [Applause] tunic is worn very low I know this he's packin comedy and what happened was I had always wanted to do stand-up comedy I didn't have the guts to do it I got very drunk I had a go at doing it as a Bluecoat my mate said to me just copy all the other comedians at Pontins and steal their jokes and basically taught to the front row so you're supposed to say where you're from they say Scotland you say who paid the holiday where you from Wales you make a noise like a sheep rubbish jokes but I said that's terrible he said don't worry you're just padding what you're doing is you're looking for comedy gold which is where you're from they say Kent and you say what did you call me all right now what Bolton is this used to take the roof off right so I tried it but I was very drunk so I go onstage and I say where are you from bloke says Scotland I can't remember the joke hello were you from the guy says Wales I'd black out and I go hi and then I say anyone in from Kent shouts out me and I said [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] people always end these things my story provides the base of hi what's your name my name is ileane Aileen yeah I'm guessing with Marlon I'm okay and you live there were here story here I live over there Oh what are you doing costume design awesome interpretation okay there will be subtitles on Friday no costume interpretation if that costume design isn't it fancy fancy it's fancier Frank [Music] okay off you go right so lead-up to Christmas I was back home and did you get any of it Chris I'm thinking about Christmas yeah Christmas that's the only good detail so far just pick out words you'll follow the story say blah blah blah Christmas blah blah home to the shop and I had to get milk and bread [Applause] so I was like rollin all right get the groceries let's go told my boyfriend's do lap and just pick me up nuni they park the car so as planned iq Moy you know perfect attainment silver people carrier just casually drift by casual speed so without hesitation I sprint across when we look we made groceries jump in the backyard screaming and dump in the back of the chair show them taking a mind games Christmas and I had like a scarf up here which was my boyfriend turned out to be this middle-aged like six year old woman push their fertile neck celery and a selection of poor and sometimes frantic just essentially lazy translations into English on foreign menus okay so imagine we're all in a restaurant together yeah and I turned to Stan so what are you going to get and Stan Lee might reply well I'm going to get the sausage and the father-in-law [Laughter] possibly I don't know but the images that conjures up it must be some sort of toad-in-the-hole it's getting worse this this is it I mean really I don't think anybody relative in it yeah and I don't think anyone wants this German type sexual harassment [Laughter] but I don't think you can go wrong with a nice place of hand shredded ask me everyone's favorite towards some more do you know what wine pairing menu this is a special brunch for the weekend I might have the fresh salad followed by a variety of opinions but sometimes people are just a bit lazy so this one there's bigger menu there's some smoked cow feed and then they just cow some something just be finish but that person took a bit of trouble this next person couldn't be bothered at all item number two on the menu whatever tell me you did know you meet again we move on to dessert now ladies gentlemen oh oh let all of a bowl of nuts which scum you can get strawberries be discovered we really want to push the boathouse why not have some chocolate puke finally is there anyone who live who doesn't like sweet tight [ __ ] translated it's true and this seems unlikely that you own a single piece of every bit of memorabilia that they produced for Lord of the Rings oh well that's half true so I've got a few things from the actual film so I have the ring I have sting I have a map from Bilbo's study or the living room in Bag End and I just recently because I went back and did the final bit on The Hobbit and they gave me the book that Bilbo writes him he writes The Hobbit there in makig in a Hobbit's tale and then I finished it as little rings they gave me that read volume which is actual yeah whoa my last day in Hobbiton it was pretty magical I know amazing [Music] it's a real place no it's not right [Applause] his dream his feet a victim actually built it they built it for Lord of the Rings we took all of the the facades away and then it since been a tourist attraction and now it's been rebuilt for The Hobbit but with sustainable materials with real woods so it'll always be there so from now on you'll actually get to see Hobbiton and visit it as a real place I'm able to stay there Naoko but they are turning the green dragon [Applause] yes we're going to Hobbiton for Christmas I turned 19 when we first went to Hobbiton and I'm 13 I was talking to Pete when we were there on my last day I said you realize that I had my 19th birthday yeah [Applause] you know that it was going to take off and be become a real place good luck getting into New Zealand bathroom [Applause] come on Graham good luck on you he's a hobbit denier [Music] you

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Length: 16min 56sec (1016 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 20 2020