- Until that time, bring
me Captain Jack Sparrow. Ha! Ha!
(everybody laughing) (frame whooshing)
(bell dinging) We're back again! (everybody yelling) Ha! You know what time it is,
It's try not to laugh time. - Yeah!
- But this time we're more serious. It's gonna be two rounds.
All of us will be there. It's kinda like gauntlet
style and they get points. It's gonna be simple. I'll be people who try not to laugh. We're gonna sit here. Then one person will go at a time. There'll be two rounds of that. And like I said, no,
even breaking a smile. Are you guys ready? - Yeah.
- Ah! - We are ready.
- I'll love to go. - But first you have
to like and subscribe! (frame whooshing) - Whenever you're ready. - Thank you so much all for coming tonight for our wedding reception. I can get through this. When I first met Karen O'Houlihan Garcia, she introduced me to two men. The man who I was in the man who I want- (all laughing)
- ****. - She may not have bones. She may have an extra fist
where her bajinjo needs to be. (all laughing) She may have a lot of hate
in her dark little heart. She may not even be real. She may even be a sculpture I
made out of butter and chives! That's right, buddy, I'm talking
about how difficult it is to talk to women! Ever meet a woman named
Karen O'Houlihan Garcia and then she turns out to
be a sculpture you made out of butter and chives? Huh?
(buzzer buzzing) Ah, shit.
(all cheering) - Yo, Damien, what?
(all laughing) - Ah, goddammit.
- Yes! - He got you.
- I know. (frame whooshing) - Hello, okay. Pretend I'm Tom Brady, all right? Cool. This is, Tom Brady's son
has come up to me, Tom, and wants to join the basketball team. So, this is what I wanna do
(Keith giggling) with a basketball, 'cause I'm Tom Brady. (Olivia blowing) There you go, son, go play. Oh, but dad, that's not
how basketball works. (Keith laughing) All right, that didn't **** work. (buzzer buzzing)
- Time! - Ah.
- Oh, that was close. That was difficult.
(frame whooshing) (piano dinging)
- Okay. Hey guys, how you doing tonight? Hey, I just wanna do something
I've never done before. And I wanna play with my wiener hand. You guys know the song,
sing along if you know it. (piano danging) (Courtney laughing)
- Dammit. - Sorry, what? (Courtney laughing)
- Dammit. (piano dinging) ♪ Wiener hand ♪ (laughing drowns out singer) ♪ Wiener hand and it's very little ♪ (Courtney laughing)
(buzzer buzzing) - Oh.
- God, that was brilliant. - Then who hung up-
- I loved when you played the minor D. (Keith laughing)
- What? (frame whooshing) (imitating engine shutting down) - Do you wanna play footsie? (toes twinkling) You wanna play with the footie? Do you wanna play footsie? Hamburger, hotdog, hamburger, hotdog. (all laughing) (Courtney speaking gibberish) My name is, Bogus- - Chinniwang - Gee! (buzzer buzzing)
- Wow. - Yo, did you get all of
us? She got all of us. - No, no, she didn't. - I didn't get Shayne.
- Oh my God. (frame whooshing) (Shayne laughing)
- No, no. (Shayne laughing)
- Goddammit! - I'm gonna be doing a monologue that what my mom said once. (Shayne laughing) Tom, I don't wanna do
this in front of the kid. (all laughing)
- Oh my God! Oh my God! - Sorry. And then my mom told
me to stay in my room. And then my mom came out later and she was like, "Dad's gone." (all laughing) - Oh my God. - No.
- Dork. (frame whooshing) - We're sorry for the delay. Due to technical difficulties, one of our animatronics has gone missing. We will be, the ride will begin shortly. Please enjoy "Pirates Of The Caribbean." (dramatic adventurous music) (bell dinging) I wonder who they're talking about. - Why are you guys not
laughing? This is crazy. - Hopefully they find him soon. (bell dinging) Until that time, bring me Captain Jack Sparrow. Ha! Ha! (all laughing) - Oh my God. - That was really, really good. - It's a great bit. - What do you guys think? - Pretty good.
(all applauding) That was very, very good. - I wanna do it again,
I wanna do it again, but I want more time. - All right, we're gonna do it again but we're gonna give ourselves more time. - How much time? - I think we'll double it, 60 seconds. - Wow.
- One minute equals 60 seconds. I learned that.
(frame whooshing) - I present to you guys a day
in the life of a voice actor. (imitating electric guitar riff) You may not need 10,000 pounds of Torque, tooling down the highway
at a moment's notice. You may not need to go zero
to 60 in 4,5 American seconds, but when you do, this **** cat can do it. (bell dinging)
(Courtney laughing) Who do you think bites her lip harder? Bella Swan throughout all of "Twilight" or Shayne Dawson looking
at this **** thing. (some laughing) Yeah.
(all laughing) Who do you think gets sweatier? Tom Brady in the Superbowl or Shayne Dawson looking
at this **** thing? Keep in mind the (imitating guitar riff)
still in the background. This thing has got 450
tons of American Torque, do it as fast as it came from Shayne Dawson's
current place of residence. (buzzer buzzing)
(all laughing) (frame whooshing) - Welcome to SeaWorld, I'm a squid, and my name is-
- I already started laughing, can I start over? Can we start over? - What?
- no! (Keith laughing) - They already scored a touchdown, can we start again?
(all laughing) - Okay, that was all for that part. - Like, you got me, I'm sorry. - Oh, oh, oh, I should hurry up. - Yeah.
- One minute. You're halfway through. (Courtney laughing) (piano dinging)
- All rise. All rise. Freaky leg day, am I right? This is also how my leg looks after I drank too much water before bed. (Keith laughing) (all laughing)
Keep offa him. Just remember you guys are all under oath. (buzzer buzzing)
(all applauding) - Ah.
- Ooh, ah. (frame whooshing) - Hey guys, hey, hey,
could you give me five? - Please don't do that.
- Just gimme five. - Is it starting?
- Give me five. - Yeah, I guess so. - I'm not giving you five. - Oh.
- Sorry, it's not working. (bell dinging) ♪ I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed ♪ ♪ I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed ♪ ♪ I'm not mad, I'm just
disappointed in you ♪ (bell dinging)
- Goddammit. - Why another Brady?
- Tom Brady! - Ah!
- Ooh! - No? **** Tom Brady, you're good! - So much Tom Brady. - Yeah, yeah.
- "The Bachelor!" - Yeah! Yeah!
(all applauding) - Rubber ducky!
(speaks gibberish) "Sesame Street!"
- We're not five. (all laughing)
(buzzer buzzing) (all applauding)
- You just did a whole list. (frame whooshing) - Does this ever happen to you? (bell dinging)
(all laughing) - ****.
- ****. - You are a local and might
be entitled to an ass beating. Call right now. Call. Five, four, three, two,
one, I don't know you. (all laughing) I'm waiting at the bus
stop for three other women. (all laughing)
- What? What? - Has this ever happened to you? You might be entitled to a little kiss. My name is boneless, 1-800 boneless. (buzzer buzzing)
(Courtney speaks gibberish) (all applauding) - Holding that in, took
a year off my life. - Damien's got the breathing technique, He's there, he's like, he's
like, he's there, like. - I've watched plenty of "Demon Slayer." (Shayne laughs)
(frame whooshing) (gentle piano music)
- Hi, all, graduating class. Drag University has been
fantastic for all of you. You've all passed wonderfully. So please, when I call your
name, come up to the stage and grab your, your diploma
from Drag University. Okay.
(Tommy clears throat) Up first, Wanda, Kill-Myself. Thank you, come on up. Oh yes, beautiful, congratulations. Next, Velauren Iraq.
(Shayne laughing) Yes, congratulations. Very good, thank you so much. - What? I'm gonna kill you guys. - Next up we have Lysol Minnelli. (all laughing)
come on up, thank you so much. Very well, it's very
good, thank you so much. And of course our
valedictorian Auntie Histamine. (all laughing)
(buzzer buzzing) - Velauren Iraq is insane.
- Thank you. If I were to ever be a drag
queen that would be my name. - Velauren Iraq. - Can I take Auntie Histamine? - Yes.
(frame whooshing) (mellow music) (bell dinging)
(woman laughing) (bell dinging)
(Keith and Tommy laughing) (gaming music)
(Keith and Tommy laughing) - No.
(guys laughing) - Oh my God. (guys laughing) - No.
(mellow music) Look.
(piano dinging) (all laughing) I'm not gonna go out with you, okay? Just like I got bigger
things to worry about, you know, I'm getting
a call from my brother. (brother yelling) Call you back. Always.
(all laughing) - What the hell? - So. I knew it.
(buzzer buzzing) (all applauding) - All right, this is a out of 10 score. So, Olivia has three out of 10. (all applauding)
- Woo! - Tommy with nine out of 10. (all applauding)
- Wow. - Damien with seven out of 10. - Okay, okay, I passed. - Keith with four out of 10. - Woo, yeah!
(all applauding) Courtney with eight out of 10. (all applauding) And Shania Twain with 10 out of 10. (all cheering) - Shania! - Thank you guys so much for watching, this was a really, really fun
version of try not to laugh, we love doing this hard mode stuff. Goddammit.
(Keith laughing) - I'm not bothering anyone. - If you have any other
kinds of try not to laughs that you want us to try, please
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