- Well, it's time for
your first challenge. I want you to try to hit me. Well, here's the - Welcome to Try Not to Laugh Simon Says. Usually what we do is
each of us on our rounds, we'll give a specific
rule that the rest of us have to follow as we're
trying to make them laugh. This time, it's different. This time we asked you
to submit rules for us, and we got them from our discord. We got six incredible rules. They're all very funny, very tough, and are gonna make this very interesting. - Who's Simon? - For those watching on YouTube, we're doing this live.
We're shooting this live on Twitch, and this is a cutdown. So make sure to go to our Twitch channel to see crazy stuff. But also if you're watching
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or else we will stop. - My card is from crashworthcortex, Reality TV confessional:
pretend you and the person in the hot seat
are contestants on a reality TV show. Make
your bit as if you were in the diary room giving your thoughts on the competition so far. This is right up my alley. - Wow. Very specific. - You know, it really
is true that when you can't see what someone
looks like, you know, you really start having
conversations to the heart. Like she doesn't know what I look like. I'm dressed up like a horse and her, she's dressed up like a alien or some s***. This is f***** worse. - That was really good. - So, even though chunk picked me as his soulmate this week, he keeps taking Brie Anthony on dates. I just, you know, really throws you for a loop, damages your ego, right? Oh my God, Chunk. Chunk's coming. Oh my God. Oh my god, Chunk. Can I just say, this is my favorite prop that we've ever owned in my life. - He's so sweet. - Coming up next on the relationship. - When I went all aboard the relationship, I thought I would find
that the new world and not love. I got a scroll: Sailors, no more rations. We're out of rations. - Um yeah, I have a bone to pick. So my twin and I came on a sexy beast competition and she got
a really cool parakeet mask. And then the makeup artist looked at me and said like, oh no,
you don't need anything. Like, you're good at
this. And that's really offensive. Okay. I find
that very offensive. Did you spit out some wat? Yeah. - What? I don't even know
like what's happening. I just like love that
you committed to this character, I love it. It was so good. - We now return to silly hat island. - I don't know, I just feel like Marcus' hat is just not that silly, right? Like, you know, I've been looking
at him and I do find him- I do fancy him. I do fancy him. Oh, hi Marcus. Hello. - Howdy loves. - Oh, you're looking really nice today. - Thank you. - Anyways, Olivia and I having a chat. - Oh is this a private chat? - We're having a chat,
we're having a private chat. - It's a private chat - Yeah, we're having a private chat. - I should leave. - All right. He looks like Jamiroquai - All right. So for my
round, this Simon says, comes from MalleriSamantha,
and the rule is you have to incorporate some
type of dance into the bit. - Oh hell yeah - Let's see some movement kids. - Whoa whoa, we just got a call about an emergency vibe check. We heard that the vibes were real off. I
think this is a protocol we need to commence the
official vibe adjustment. - That's right, the
official vibe adjustment. - Go. [Recorder Music] - Holy crap. The parking
lot of this Payless Shoes is a travesty. I've
never seen a vibe so off. - It's Payless Shoes? - Vibe secure. - Thanks Charlie for coming
to the dance with me. I know it's weird, I have
four feet and no arms. Um, yes, um would you like to dance? - Yeah. I'd love to figure out a way to make this dance happen. - Thank you so much. - Ow, thorns. I am the
dance master hired by your parents to be your prom date Pick an egg... Poor choice. All right, let's try this out. Three hops this time, Two hops this time, One hop this time, Feeling good about that? I think we can do that routine together at prom. God damn thorns. Give me
all your god damn money. - I don't know why I try to dive in, What are you doing? What are you doing? - Welcome to Tommy Bahamas, Can I interest you in 20% off shirts? - Tie Tie me behind my... - Brother Samuel? - Don't come in. I'm reading the Bible. I'm reading the Bible really hard. - Brother Samuel, if I catch
you again moving your hips, - I was not moving my hips,
I was praying with passion. - This one's from tropicbreezus. No talking allowed,
Someone has to narrate your bit for you. - I love these ones.
These are all of my bits. - I'm going to be doing
a freestyle bit here. Not planning anything and
I'm going to let Olivia narrate it and I'm going
to trust in the process and I'm going to trust Olivia. - All right, let's go. - All right Olivia, you ready? - Yeah, let's do it. - Francis is the oldest convict at Redondo Beach Correctional Facility. He was arrested for selling
chewbies to young cha chis. And he has been selling
chewbies to young cha chis at the Redondo Beach
Correctional Facility for- - Why? - I don't know. - Did you write that? - Do you think? I know
what I'm saying? No! - It's been nine years
since the ministry of magic fell. Death eaters and
dementors have taken over. Hard times have befallen Harry Potter. Holy s***, this is the bit. - Don't worry about the wet ones. - I need them, I need them. - Here we go. Ah yes, here he is again. Little sailor boy, Phantom of the opera. He just wants to play
some ball with his dad. You are his dad and you are withholding. Oh no, his ball went away. Now he's sad. Now he's a sad boy but
he's going to pull out some stops here. Oh there we go. Dad love him Father please, Just love me. He just wants to be loved. - This is Kimmy Jimenez. Everyone thinks Kimmy is
very sweet and very kind. But the truth is she has a ton of rage. And when she's alone,
she releases that rage. I hate everyone. I hate everything. Dooby, Dooby, someone stepped on my spleen today and haven't even said sorry dooby, dooby, dooby f*** every one and f*** everything. I'm going to murder, I'm going to do a murder Yeah, murder. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - I'm a lobster. Lobsters don't have hair. It's fine. - This season on the zoo, part zoo. While the lobster is
turning 200 years old, he doesn't know who to
invite to his birthday party. Oh no. Someone just caught him. Looks like he's dinner tonight. - This one comes to us from Fulks94. Thank you very much Fulks. This rule is, everyone has to
perform their bit blindfolded. - Wow. - Blindfolded with a slick wet ground. - Everybody get on the ground,
we're robbing this bank. - We're robbing this bank right now. We grabbed our guns right? - Yeah. - Good. Everybody get on the ground. - Aw my guns not working. - Look at me. Are you looking at me? Ah, I just had eye surgery. I can't see for a while. Good thing my insurance company
supplied a seeing eye animal. Oh, I legitimately cannot see. Piano? Nice, did it. Wow. This cat knows how to play. I got him? - You come here often? Cause you should put this in my butt. I'm so sorry. - Oh hi Damien, it's me Dr. Snoop. As you know, I don't like to see blood and guts and all that icky stuff but it's time for your
surgery, where are you? Lead me to your body. I
have to cut out all your organs. They're all infected, they're all infected with blood.
That's bad in my country. Where'd you go? Where'd you go? - You got him! - I did? I can't tell. - So you actually showed up. Gotta be honest. I wasn't
positive you would. Alright. Well it's time for your first challenge. I want you to try to
hit me, but here's the- Okay I wasn't ready yet. - All right. This will be
fun. This was submitted by a Midolf. It just
says it must occur during a very relevant historical event. And I'll let each of
you determine what is a relevant historical event - you decide. - Wow. Hey, maybe I should introduce myself, My name is boneless. Can you believe that tonight is Y2K. All of the computers are gonna s***. - You must be new to the revolution. Listen, There's a lot they're
not going to tell you. Obviously we're fighting the British, but the British are
actually, they're actually vampires, but- and I'm not
just Alexander Hamilton. I'm also Wolverine. - I'm in. I'm in. - Get on the ground. - Okay - I mean, not the ground, like pretend it's the ocean. - Rose? - No not yet. - Rose? - Jack! - You've got to have babies. - I'm freezing. - You're going to be good,
you're going to be great. - Jack! - You're gonna be great. - Jack! - Rose! - Jack. - Rose, you're going to be fine. - That's so stupid. - Was that supposed to
be the Titanic song? - I thought it was the
whistle to blow for help. - Oh it was. - Oh no. Oh no. Oh, the Emu wars are not going well. - Not good at all. - No, it's the actual,
actual war that Australians fought against Emus in the thirties, and we're not winning. - No, my children joined them. - Yeah, exactly. We have
an actual army battalion against Emus and we're
losing. We're losing. - We're losing horribly. - Wait, I just got a text. Prince Phillip just died. - What? - At the age of 99 in 2021. - So close to the ritual being perfected. - This is hysterical. - This is awful. - Oh no - Oh no - At the young age of 99. - He was so young and British. - Hey what's up, it's
your boy John Hancock. That's right, I'm here to sign the
Declaration of Independence. Okay, I'm here. I'm gonna
write my name the biggest and it's gonna be at the top. Okay. Here we go. Ah, f***! Thomas Jefferson, it's you. The chosen guy ripped our declaration. I have to go kill him now. Aw man what do I do? Oh, yeah, that too. Did you know that actually
happened July 4th, 1776? - Okay, my rule comes from a logi. Base your bit around a Smosh reference, or references. For example,
Dixon Cider, Food Battle, me breaking my ankle,
Gimme all your money. Any sort of smosh lore. I must pull from. - I'm the ghost of Damien's service team, I wander the halls waiting
for someone to fix me. Won't you fix me? Someone please. Oh no, no one ever sees me. - I'm box man, 3.0, I don't have money. So I sold my soul I'm box man. Sponsored by Pizza Hut. Try the new crust. It's full of cheese y'all. Box man, Give me all your money, please. I need money because
I'm made of cardboard. Box man. Did he laugh? I can't see. I'll shoot him in the ass. Did that work? No? All right, well, goodbye. - That was just entertaining. - Legend of Zelda. Screw that. - Cut, cut. Ian, seriously, take 32. - Sorry. I, I know. - Bro, you wrote this. - I know, I - well, I - Are we- okay, rolling. Rolling, action! - Legend of Zelda, screw that, legend of- - Cut! Ian, seriously, if you can't, if you can't figure
this out, we're going to replace all the roles with the hot one. What's his name? Aaron, the other one. - Hey, Shane top it's me Kimmy Jimenez. You know, I think we have a similar issue that's going on. You
know how like our baby selves are trying to
upstage our current selves? Like how you as a baby,
like had the red phone bit already planned and
now your baby Shane top is trying to claim that
that was, he was the first to do it, but you're like, we all know you were the first to do it. So I have a problem with
my baby self currently, she be trying to steal my Luke and it's really upsetting. Who does she think she is? F*** babies. Look at that. Look at that baby. Oh man. She's here in real life. Oh no, she's always following me. I found this photo of me as a baby and I just wanted to make it into a bit. - Close your eyes. Close
your little fricking little eyes. All right. All right you can open your eyes now. Is this the camera I'm
looking at? All right. Anti-Rogaine commercial All right we are rolling. Hi, ever since I started using Rogaine, I've actually grown more hair than usual. Don't anticipate, you're not coming. Don't worry about it. Ever since I started using Rogaine, there actually has been
more hair than ever. And it's really stressing me out. You know what I mean? Yeah. Anyways, I'm having a great time and it's deeply affecting my dating life. Currently I have more hair than ever. And the craziest part of
this is I'm almost waiting. What do you mean? I said 15 seconds. - What were you going to do? - Give me, give me all your money. - Bro, the entire time, The entire time Tim is
just there, just like - Wait, I said 15 seconds Tim. - How did it, how was it
perfectly the opposite joke? - You're Carly Shay right? - Another banger. That was a sweet surprise. Trevor from the Mythical Kitchen, who
loves to throw iCarly references at me on Twitter every day. - All the time. - It's fun. Anyways, this
has been Try Not to Laugh Simon Says with fan
submissions, it's been a blast. Make sure to go over to our Twitch and subscribe and you can join our discord and you can submit your own prompts that we will read. And we might,
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