- [Olivia] What? (ominous music) (hands slap) (cast laughing) - [Damien] Oh, wow. - [Tommy] Oh, my God. - Hey yo! - Hello and welcome to another
episode of Try Not to Laugh. Not just any episode, we
are doing mystery props. You've seen this before. Inside of these boxes each one contains three
random mystery props. We have no idea what's inside of them. - No clue. Not even a little baby clue. - No, not even a baby one. Today's episode, as we go through, each of us are gonna get a box, get our props, and we have to
use them every single round. We can use one of them, two
of them, all three of them, whatever combo of props in the back and these props we want to do. But whatever's in this
box must be used in our in our try not to laugh, a little bit? I wanted to call it a
skit, but it's not at all. - [Courtney] It's not. - That's what the parents call it in like aunts and uncles. "Oh, maybe you can use
that in one of your skits." - Yeah, it hurts. I triggered myself. - It really hurts. - If you want to watch some of our emails, our
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personality style content, it's not written. Damien, I'm picking you
to pick the first box. - Oh, I really hoped against
hope I would pick last. - [Ian] Oh, it's Jenga! (all applauding) - Cute! - So in my box I got Skizzors. Cinder Claus. - Oh, the Grinch! - You don't know I'm
gonna use it that way. - Sorry. - And we got a birthday cake. - Aw, does it come in pieces? - You don't know. - Okay...
- That's the twist. - I'm gonna take this right here. - Take it. - Cause it's right in front
of me. Oh, look what I have. Alcohol.
- A big old bottle. Stethoscope.
- Air Pods. And, I don't know... - Shell! Turtle shell! - Yeah... - And I'm taking box number two. - Aw, that's the best one! - [Noah] It contains- - [Courtney] Silly String! - We got this. And we've got this headset. - Headset!
- Look at that! - Boop! - Oh, wow, you would
really go for that one? - I really would. That's so me.
- Oh, oh my gosh. - [Tommy] All right, I've got big pizza. - Pizza suit! - [Olivia] Get me a little slice of you. - What is? It's like a frog Kermit man? - Oh, it's a mask. - And then. A wig!
- A wig! - A big wig, and that's me box. - Oh my gosh.
- Oh my gosh, what is it? - Money bag! Oh, brand worthy peaches! And whatever the hell this is. - [Ian] Aw yeah! Aw yeah! - [Damien] That's really great. - We got some tongs! Oh, my favorite thing. Something that makes a lot of noise and is very loud and obnoxious! (tambourine rattles) And a red wig. (jazzy music) - We now return to The Masked Singer. (cast laughs) - Bliggle giggle. Giggle giggle. Bliggle do do do, do do. Bliggle do do do, do do. I'm not Jack Black. (harmonica blares) (cast laughing) - We now return to RuPaul's Drag Race 30,000 BC. (Ian groaning) Boo boo! Ba ba ba ba ba. Ba ba ba. Ba ba ba. A ba ba ba ba. Ba! Drag race! (harmonica blares) - Oh, oh, oh! Someone! Someone please! My son! He's very sick. - Oh, come over here. - Okay, oh please. - Wow, okay.
- Oh please. Oh please. Oh please, oh please. - Sorry, the Air Pods
are stuck in my hair. - Please! Oh please! Help! Help me! Ah! - Let me just hear the shell. Oh looks like your
turtle needs to slow down and get out of their shell. (cast chuckle) (beep) (cast laughing) - [Sarah] Time! (cast applauds) - Oh my god you were so close. (Ian laughs) - New York City, 1952. (smooth jazz music) Hey buddy, can I have this pizza? (harmonica blares) (cast laughing) Don't tell nobody you
say me down heres okay? Now I'm gonna go make a bunch
of babies in the subway. (harmonica blares) - Hi there. Hi, yes. You've reached Big Props and
Unneeded Items Warehouse. Oh, another return? Oh yeah, we can totally take those. Yeah, no, we accept all returns. No, givesies backsies. Yeah, no, no, no. We'll totally take that
totally off your hands. Yeah, we definitely have a place for it. (Noah slurps) The office is out of normal mugs. It's all the returns we get. It's all the.... Yeah. Sorry, you're new here, I
thought I had to explain it. No? All right. (harmonica blares) (cast applauds) (upbeat music) - Hold onto this. Hold onto that. - Thank you so much for coming. I here by declare the
snake sanctuary open. Oh no! I cannot cut it, it's
a sanctuary for snakes! But I'll have to cut a snake to open it. But how can I save snakes if there's a snake stopping
me from saving snakes? - Yo I laughed. (cast laughs) - Thank you. - Pew, pew, pew. (Silly String spurts) Everyone will know the NoHo arts district now belongs to the Bloods. (harmonica blares) (cast laughing) - Oh my God. - [Courtney] Oh my god! (cast laughing) (harmonica squeaks) (harmonica blares) (cast applauds) - I saw some rats (beep)ing on the subway. (cast laughs) (harmonica blares) - To be- No! - What just happened? - I'm sorry. - Thank you. - Thank you. (cast applauds) - We now return to the
real Housewives of Tongs. Oh my God! I can't believe that Jeremy- (harmonica blares) thought he could go out and just hang out with
the tongs without me. I just can't believe it. It's like he just doesn't
know right from tong. (cast laughs) - No, that's good. (cast applauds) (bouncy music) - [Olivia] Come on baby. He'll never find out. Come give me your tongue and let's share this
beautiful bottle of... (harmonica blares) - Thank you so much for coming to the singles night at the
Academy of Weird Sounds. Make sure to get yourself comfortable and ready for the event. Hope you find someone you love tonight however that may be. Gotta make some weird sounds
to attract some mates. (cast chuckles) (bubble wrap pops) Oh. Oh. Oh. (whip cracks) Yike! Ya! Ga-yah! - Huh? - Oh.
- Oo. (cast laughs) Oh.
- Oh. - Ohohoh. Ho-yo. (whip slaps) (distorted buzzer) (harmonica blares) (cast laughing) - [Ian] What was that noise? - [Courtney] My mating call. - Blew, blew, blew. (Silly String sprays) Now everyone knows the NoHo arts district belongs to Walter (beep)ing Reed, bitch. (cast laughs) You want any BitCoins? No? All right. Stay broke. (harmonica blares) (adventurous music) - It's my birthday. Decided to get myself a
nice little cheat meal. Oh fuck me, it's snakes again. No. This isn't a pizza. (plastic toy pops) Uh, oh! (harmonica blares) (cast laughs) - [Courtney] Oh my god! - It's my birthday. (club bangs) - Bum. Bum bum! Dun dun dun dun dun. RuPaul's Drag Race. Hello everyone. (cast laughs) I just gained sentience. I think I'm the first alive person? Are you a neanderthal? Cause bitch you look like one. (cast laughing) Well that's all the time I have. Guess I didn't make you
laugh, but next time I see you you better bring it to the runway. (cast laughing) (harmonica blares) (cast applauds) - We brought someone to cheer you up. We know you've been having a rough time. Well, here he is. It's Robbie, the grief comedian! Hey! What's your name again? I don't remember. Anyway, your parents told me that your friend died in
a horrific car accident. Yeah, turns out he shouldn't have stolen that McLaren and drove
it 150 miles an hour the wrong way down the highway. Am I right? Yeah, and you know they found bits of him just scattered across the interstate. You know, small children
saw it, old people saw it- (harmonica blares) Everyone saw it. - So I know I haven't always
been the nicest around Whoville but I wanted to let you know
some disappointing news. You know how my heart through three times? Doctor says it's pretty serious. (harmonica blares) To Cindy Lou Who, I leave my skeleton to be dangled above your bed giving you horror forever. And that's it. You're the only person I know and it's large, very big, it's not supposed to happen. (upbeat music) - Thank you for coming to
Academy of Weird Sounds Cafe. (toy piano plays) By the way, peach anyone? (cast chuckles) So thanks for coming round. You know the weirdest sounds
make the whole world go round. My name is Ree. (harmonica blares) (gentle guitar music) - Well, I came to the subway. (harmonica blares) And I'm here to, uh- (can sprays) (pop music) - I'm not Beyonce. I'm a turtle. (harmonica blares) - [Ian] What? - She liked that one, she liked that one. - 1950s, New York City. (cast laughs) The pregnant turtles roamed the streets. Come, look at the Statue
of Liberty, she's... (harmonica blares) (cast laughs) - [Courtney] What! (prestigious music) - I'm not Beyonce, I'm murder. Murderer. Murderer. (harmonica blares) (cast laughs) Stab stab. - Hey, little Timmy. It's your birthday and I know you're not feeling so hot. And unfortunately the DVD of your favorite movie
Aladdin is scratched. So I'm a little stoned right now but I'm gonna do my best
to reenact it from memory. Not so fast, Jafar! I wish for your freedom, genie. Not so fast, Jafar! And that's everything! (harmonica blares) (cast laughs) One jump. Jafar. Not so fast, Jafar! - And the winner of the Championships at Kind of Weird Sounds Sound Contest is Ronnie BoBonnie. (applause) - [Noah] Ronnie! - [Ian] Yeah, Ronnie! - Wow, wow, thank you guys. Thank you so much for this
$30,000 and pure gold trophy. You know, it took me a
long time to get here. A lot of weird sounds. So I figured I'd just
repeat the sound that got me to where I am today. Everyone, my award winning sound. Oh-wee oh! Oh... (Courtney gasps) (Courtney screams) - You got my it was tiny.
- Sorry, that was so stupid. - [Ian] Yeah, Ronnie! (cast applauds) (Tommy screams) - The year is 2002. The date, new years. Location, times square. ♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Oops I am not gonna sing next song ♪ ♪ Mhm toxic ♪ - [Olivia] Free Brittney! - Can you not hear me? This is supposed to be my moment! It's 2003 now! It's 12:01. Fine! I'm gonna go have more things happen in the next couple of years and you'll still remember who I am. (harmonica blares) - You can never fight sword with sword. You can never fight pizza, with pizza. And you definitely cannot
fight headset with headset. But you can fight turtle with turtle! (harmonica blares) - I love that she has no idea she just literally
created the perfect set. - [Tommy] In the future when paper beasts take over the world only one man can stop them. - I'm gonna get in there and
I'm just gonna snip 'em up. (harmonica blares) (cast laughs) I'm just gonna get in there
and I'm gonna go mh-hm. I'm gonna go stop it. Paper. Scissors beat paper. - Oh my gosh, Courtney,
I just got a phone call from the Publisher's
Clearing House of Japan and they told me in seven days, they're gonna come deliver
us a bunch of money on a big check! Oh my God! (ominous music) (hands slap) (cast laughing) - [Damien] Oh wow. - [Tommy] Oh my god. (papers crinkling) (harmonica blares) (cast laughs) - [Damien] All right, contestant. Your word is hygnough. (cast laughs) - Hygnough, hygnough Okay, hygnough, sounds Latin. Okay, ah, H Y G N U O G H, hygnough. - [Damien] That's correct! (harmonica blares) (applause) - Oh! Yes! I just want to say to
everyone at home, hygnough! - [Ian] Yes! (all applauding) (toy piano plays) - My Mom was a mouse and my Dad was up frog thing. Now my DNA is wrong. (cast laughs) (harmonica blares) (cast applauds) - You want to know what
being back there feels like by the way?
- What does it feel like? - It feels like the play area at a children's dentist back there. And I am here for it! Guys, you did great. That was really funny. That was very, very, a lot. Thank you for watching this video. We hope you liked it. If you have any prop ideas or anything or any other game ideas for
this, Try Not to Laugh format let us know in the comments down below. And if you also are still
bored after all that homework we got two videos right here. We also have a ton of merch. Literally! I got one on my head.
- I got one on my head. He's got on- - But it's off my head! - But you have one on your
body! Oh god, that's sold out. But it's okay because
there's lots of more stuff coming out all the time. Try not to laugh for the next 10 seconds. (slaps)
(toy piano plays) - Uh huh.
