Try Not to Laugh Challenge #70

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♪ You can put me on your salad ♪ ♪ You can put me on your fries ♪ ♪ But don't eat me every day ♪ ♪ If you want to stay alive ♪ (all laughing) (bell ringing) - What's up, guys? Welcome back to "Try Not To Laugh, No Harmonica, Bare Mouth Edition." - Bare mouth edition! Welcome back. - Nothing in your mouth, no harmonica, no water, just your teeth and your tongue. - And no smiling! Not even a little crack. - But if you do smile, I encourage you to smile and laugh. I need it for my self-esteem. Oh my God, whoa! What are you wearing? - What the hell is this! - Whoa! - I've been camouflaged like Solid Snake for a clear minute. - Wow, you were in the background! That's crazy. - You're dripping! - It matches our set at smosh.com. Go there. - So who wants to go first? I mean, it seems like Damien is just sitting here. - [Noah] You are so properly placed in the chair. - I'm so going to not laugh, though. Do you really want to start on that foot of non-laughter? - Do it. - [Noah] You know what, no. - I'll start, I'll go. (all cheering and clapping) - I'll go after Jackie, let's go. (foot tapping) - Look at me. Hi, I'm Captain Morgan, but you can call me "Cappy Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo!" Would you like a sippy-sip? (beep) But I'm Captain Morgan, but you can call me "Cappy Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo!" Come on, this is so good. (group laughing) (sighs) (laughs) (all laughing) - Just the last (sighs)... - I literally had nothing after that. Thank you. (goofy music) (group snorting and chuckling) (group laughing) (all laughing) (group clapping) (dance music) - Hey, welcome to Trader Joe's. - I hate you guys! - Did you find everything okay? - Why did I volunteer to go first? - Wow. - Wow. - Oh, wow. I like that you picked out some Joe-Joes, Hey, what's your favorite kind of Joe-Joe, Claus? - Oh, my favorite's the big Joe-Joe. - I like the little Joe-Joes. What kind of Joe-Joes do you get? Those are a good choice. - Here, let me get some paper bags for you. - Are you having those for a party later? Let us know. - I like how she looks like she works there, too. (all laughing) - My father was the lion. (group laughing) My father was the Tin Man. (group groaning) I'm sad. (all laughing) - [Noah] Introducing The New Real Housewives of Catalina Island! - Hi, I'm Trisha Crabs. My husband is this crustacean slipper. His family... Sorry, we'll take it again. Hi, I'm Tisha Crab and my husband owns the ocean. He's also this crustacean slipper and our son is this wiener, Hot Dog. And this season, to help me to read between the lines, I won't, 'cause I will snort all of them. (all laughing) Thank you. (group clapping and cheering) - Hey, I'm responding to your Craigslist ad. According to your- (wheezes) (group laughing) Wow. I didn't even have to- - Sorry, let me go again. - I guess I get to save the bit. - No, no. - This is exactly what you wanted to a T. Starting now, your 15 minutes begins. (wheezes) - Sorry, go! - I guess I'm not gonna do the bit. - No! Give me a third chance. ♪ I got a very poopy butt hole ♪ ♪ And I don't have time to wipe it ♪ ♪ Use your thumb, use your thumb ♪ ♪ And wipe it on a bum ♪ (laughs evilly) - I have robbed all of the butts! (group laughing) (whoopee cushion farting) (all laughing) No, no, my prize money! (all laughing) - What? (whoopee cushion farting) Where did you find these? - It's fine. - "My prize money!" - Hello, Shark. Today, I'm introducing you to my product. It's unpatented and unlicensed. It is called long-thong. Have you ever had a thong that is too short? Yes. Have you ever had a long butt? Yes. Therefore, I invented this product called long-thong for the long butts and the long pee-pees and poo-poos out there because sometimes, we need to be advocated for. Therefore, this long-thong is very easy to put on. You put it next to your pee-pee and your poo-poo and you hang it up, tie it around your waisty. And then you have this. I am asking for $1 million for a 6% stake into my company. If you don't, I will kill you. (buzzer ringing) (group singing dramatic music) (props thudding) - You been to these calls before? Yeah, Broadway is hard to be on. You know, I've been in some workshops, but I've never been in the show. It's never opened. You know the sort of shows I've been in? "Flintstones: The Musical!" (singing wordlessly) It didn't go up! You know what other musical I've been in? the Concussion Musical, you know where Will Smith has the concussion, and he plays a Nigerian athlete, and he has the accent. They didn't get a name for it, but it was called "Concussion: The Musical." (all laughing) It didn't open. (football thudding) (laughs) (clears throat) (strums banjo) - Thank you all for coming to Barney's. We're Hot November. One, two, three (playing banjo badly) (off-beat drum banging) ♪ Last November ♪ ♪ My heart sunk ♪ ♪ You had me ♪ ♪ And then you left the movie ♪ ♪ At AMC, we saw it ♪ ♪ It was R-rated and my brother ♪ ♪ Bought the tickets ♪ - Hello. I am a very, very famous rich record producer named Jones. (both gasping) (sputters) I want to tell you you suck. (all laughing) I will never, ever, ever sign you. - (laughs) What the- What is happening? - Kids, kids, gather 'round. Daddy's home from work, I got some bad news. I got fired from the office today. It's those damn J Balvin meals and that battle pass! Taking good jobs from hardworking Americans! Things are gonna be tight around here, kids, for a little while, so I guess it's imaginary Christmas this year. Noah's your real dad now, I'm afraid. But you know what this reminds me of? A little tune. It reminds me of a little tune. ♪ I've got a very poopy butt hole ♪ ♪ And I don't have time to wipe it ♪ ♪ Use your thumb ♪ ♪ Use your thumb ♪ ♪ And wipe it on a bum ♪ (baby crying) - Oh, baby! Chill, please! I'm sorry, just ah, calm down, baby! Oh, baby. (shushes) Be quiet! (baby crying louder) - Hello. I'm a very, very rich- (all laughing) And you're a very bad mother. (all laughing) And I will never sign you. - Okay? - Okay? - Okay. - Bye-bye. - Bye. (claps) (gentle music) - You must be the new kid. (sputters) (all laughing) Nevermind, you're not worthy. (all laughing) (footsteps tapping) - You ever watch "The Lion King?" Yeah, there's some stuff about "The Lion King," you know. If Mufasa had sex, if the... (all laughing) If, you know, the king of the pack, right? The pride king, he has sex with, you know, his wife and makes Simba, right? But if, also, he's the only male that can give, like, you know, and he has all these women lionesses, that means Nala is also Mufasa's daughter, right? And so, like, it's a different movie, right? So I am a product of that. (all laughing) (kazoo buzzing) - Welcome to the Navy, let's do some- (sputters) (all laughing) (kazoo buzzing) - Damien? Damien? I don't know where he is. What the heck? (all laughing) - [Shayne] Nice. With the speed of a squid, the agility of an angel, and the intellect of a Martian, he is your waiter. - Hi, I brought the big cherry tomato you wanted. (group laughing) (all laughing) Sorry, you made me laugh! (all laughing) - I know there's not a point system, but I feel like I should get double for that. (all laughing) - The lack of reaction! (toy chainsaw revving) - I'm gonna kill you! (all laughing) That's literally it! (all laughing) - Yes, it was all of it, for me, it was mostly the despair in your eyes. (giggles) ♪ You can put me on your salad ♪ ♪ You can put me on your fries ♪ ♪ But don't eat me every day ♪ ♪ If you want to stay alive ♪ (all laughing) ♪ I'm a bottle of ranch ♪ ♪ I'm a bottle of ranch ♪ ♪ I'm a bottle of ranch ♪ (all laughing) They keep going! So good. (sneaky music) - Okay, you must be the new kid. Listen up. Mountain Ridge High School is a (guitar strumming). If you want to survive here, you're gonna need to be resourceful. Luckily, I know my way around here better than a middle-aged woman at a Crate & Barrel. (group laughing) So you're gonna need to listen to my tips if you want to survive. Okay. Tip number one. The Famous Amos cookies in the vending machine (laughs) are often loose. (group laughing) If you smack the bottom left side, you might get a free pack. Tip number two. Devin Mitchelson is the biggest liar at this school. Do not trust a word he says. He's probably gonna tell you some bullcrap story like I sharted myself in social studies last year. (all laughing) Do not believe him. (all laughing) Tip number three. This conversation never happened. You never saw me. (group laughing) (all clapping) - Does anybody want a sample of me? Sample! ♪ You can have a sample of me ♪ ♪ You can have a sample of me ♪ (feet thudding) ♪ You can have a sample ♪ (feet thudding) ♪ Sample, sample of me ♪ - Hello. - [Jackie] Hi. - Did you forget about me? - No. - It's me, Jones. - [Jackie] Oh, Jones. - And you... I just want to bottle you up and package you. - Oh! - I think I want to make you a star. - Oh, my God, my big break! (laughs) I'm getting out of this Costco! - Oh, my God! - Hi-yah, take that! Got another one. It's me, Van Hellsing, the very polite angel hunter. Most people think demons are bad, and they are, but I go for angels too because they think they're better than you. Go, Chauncey! He's on a scouting mission. (laughs) - Dang it! - I'm going to kill you! - You look way, way, way too much Like Tommy Wiseau! - What are you talking about? Lisa! Lisa, her name's actually Lisa. - [Courtney] Yeah, Lisa! - You're tearing me apart! This is shape alpha male. (laughs) (all clapping) (imitates bird cawing) (imitates wings flapping) - Yes, you raven, watch as I cook. You see, for the evil I seek, a brew I need, so I mix five witches fingers, one frog brain, a princess's crown, and a rat, as well. (laughs) - Continue. - Also, this apple. - No, it's a cherry. - This cherry. And you see, the devil I need shall rise to give me power! - Oh, God! (laughs) - It's me, Jones. And I'm a hungry for some crickets! (laughs) - Come with me and I shall aid you. (screams) (group clapping) (clears throat loudly) (yells gibberish) (yells gibberish) - Hey, I'm Skinny. (snorts) - No! - Hey, you ever wonder if you're surfing on the wave and you shit yourself, are you riding the wave, or the momentum of your own defecation? - Oh, my God! - I'm searching for my long lost love. (laughs) And I will give them this rose. Goodbye. - Goodbye, Skinny! (all clapping) - Mama, Mama! Mama, I've been real good like you said, Mama. I've been real good, okay? I've been, you know, keeping my urges to myself all week, Monday through Friday. And even a little bit more on Saturday, okay? So it's Sunday, so can I please do murder? (all laughing) Is that a yes? - Yeah. - Thanks, mom. - You're welcome. (screams) - You smell so good. - Thank you. - [Noah] Now introducing the brand new sport that protects freedom of speech that everyone can get behind! Blintendo football-tenni-hock-a-ball! (ball thudding) Hey everyone, welcome to the court! I think that everyone has the right to their own choices! - Four! - Oh, God! Oh, that's two points! Two points for Denver! (groans in pain) (laughs) - Four! Four! Four! Four! - You got the points, Denver! Denver, you got the points! - Four! - Denver! - Four! - Denver, that's not how the rules work, Denver! - It is a human! I have not seen your kind in many years. (laughs) Very few venture up to these mountains anymore. Quickly, human, I must ask. Can you do me one single favor? - Yes? - I need you to kill me. (all laughing) End my life and my suffering. I crave death. - No, I love you, I love you! - Please! Will your love kill me? (laughs) Please, everything hurts. (groans sadly) - I laughed. - I'm leftovers from the time God tried first. - I laughed, Damien. - All right. (yells incoherently) - Any bug catchers out here, or Pokemon trainers? I used to be a champion! I was the champion with my best friends, Cock and Misty. (group laughing) Pikachu! Pikachu! (ball thudding) - Oh, my God! - I caught myself! (screams) (all clapping) (humming affirmatively) - Hey. I'm Jones. (all laughing) I'm a big, big, big, big, big boy producer and you're never gonna make it in this city. - You saw right through me! (sobs loudly) - That was amazing. - Oh. - You can make it in this city. - What? No, he's not. (laughs) (group clapping) - [Shayne] Next week on "The Real Housewives of the Slaughterhouse!" - Yeah, I'm the baddest bitch on the block. - [Shayne] Next week on "The Real Housewives of the Slaughterhouse!" - Yeah, I don't know about that other bitch, but I'm the newest bitch on the block! (all laughing and clapping) - Yes! (all cheering) - Wow, great job, everyone! - I like that version. - You guys all just made my jokes even better, so thank you. - Oh, you're welcome, niblet. - You guys are so funny. - That was very fun. - If you guys liked this, let us know in the comments. Let us know what other "Try Not to Laugh" ideas you guys have. We're willing to try them all. - Except laughing. - Except laughing, we're trying not to laugh. That's one thing we're trying not to do. Also check out smosh.com. We have plenty of cool clothing there to wear, like Damien, who's blending in. - [Courtney] Camouflage. - Where is he? I still can't find him. - I'm Solid Snake, now. - And you can like and subscribe. You can also watch these two videos we have down here. Wow, Look at that, so easy. One of them is a trap. - Oh! - Yeah. - I'm not telling you which one. - Please trap me! - You have to click the right one. - Let the right one in. - Yeah, that's right. No, but actually click the left one. - Let the right one in.
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Channel: Smosh Pit
Views: 2,168,546
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Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, try not to laugh challenge, tntl, roast, improv, 2021, Try Not to Laugh Challenge #70, tntl funny moments, shayne topp
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Length: 23min 30sec (1410 seconds)
Published: Tue May 18 2021
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