Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 19

jeremy broke out his vast and sophisticated tool kit what else is electrical in here not the exhaust manifold which one do i cut because one presumably sets the bomb off yes well not bomb but the explosives yeah how much explosive is in the bag quite a lot is that is it really a lot you know it is a lot genuinely it's a lot you get you can get burns from it that's that's a lot so let's get inside the mind of the man who made it this is italian yeah so if i think it's blue it's probably brown wait yeah no but you see brown that might be what they want you to think wait wait what colors are in the italian flag none of those [Music] yes look at this look at this very brilliant oh my god if you're watching this in the edit make sure that doesn't go on television a lot of people think it's a death trap and again another it's my town we've just entered jezza oh no well i say we've just entered jezebel that's a disgusting thought we've come into jezza now we haven't come into jezebel in the old and old and olden days you probably did actually have to prepare your car for winter yeah no perhaps that's the problem the man writing the sign is stuck in 1953. yes have you been moonlighting writing signs don't forget to lag your engine block with some stout canvas it was you can i direct you to your jacket what before you say i'm locked in 1953 mr toad what would it cost one of these on the road eight thousand pounds eight thousand pound what would you make them for it'll cost four thousand to build by children or you're going to get adults can you really get children to work in a factory because that would be brilliant if you could jeremy has asked if he could get children to work in a factory you must come and have a look theo fetus decides to take a closer look jeremy it's [ __ ] it isn't it is totally what is it an utter [ __ ] theo pathetis thinks jeremy's car still needs work hammond hammond hammond come on look at this watch this commercial ready yeah it's grand to find a comfortable chair when you're getting on a bit or you've got arthritis my knees got this from shackleton's you know you know you know shackleton's original high seat never thought it'd be so easy to get in and out of shackleton's high seat chair it's lovely hang on so you're saying replace that with one of those but they're so easy to get in the nuts of you now you know and it is lovely to find a nice high seat you'll like this james there is jezza's back alley well found why did he break so soon ow oh say 86.56 there is another version of the mini yet another another another one we needed one in 20 minutes it's out this month is on sale it's called the paceman here it is oh look at it it's so miserable his little face i saw one coming the other way coming into work the other day and it just looked so catastrophically sad morning i hate being a mini i have to sleep outside and a dog weed on my wheel last night and all the big cars steal my petrol money look at it do that face again you do look incredibly like it [Applause] jesus that is characterful isn't it no have you heard of those boutique hotels small with a style of their own you're getting that room this one's got a chair and a table i don't you'd even notice the smell after a while oh my god hammond gentlemen i don't want to put two finer points on this it's half time we're losing you're a bit crap now when we're on the attack because we're getting very messy go up the pitch together in formation so we can pass straight up but be ready to come back down again very important reversing if necessary if not you can get to the other end you can quite easily do a handbrake turn around the post either side handbrake turn around the post up you go again to the top kill clarkson that's all you have to do oh it's all in here isn't it spikes these move through the ground to cover the seeds after they drop this has chunky treads grip bumpy or slippery ground i think you're weaving more into it than is actually there it cuts the stalks and threshes them to knock the grain right out oh it's just a book about tractors and the best thing is there's a series of them there's uh dazzling diggers amazing aeroplanes enormous erections i made that last one though spreads the straw behind it as the grain spills from the spout for farmland can be rough [Laughter] well jeremy i'm the last dragon in and i you know i tried to tempt him by making it off and hoping they would come in with me so i can't understand the word he's saying jeremy has insulted duncan banertine and now he too is out have you got a hoist that bit there see in the advert for the chairs we were told they were very easy to get into and out of united bottom round should we get a nurse to do this do it if it kills me well we'd rather it didn't i was going to say there's a lot of paperwork i'm sure lovely suggestions i mean running away obviously that's where i was going with you he's going running away really how far should we run away quite a long way and how soon now yeah football that we use to play car football oh [ __ ] is well suited to her sorry that was a total mistake my fault that's not cricket it's actually not that bad it'll buff out as dawn broke the peace and serenity of this beautiful ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal clarkson now look you see here it's not clearly marked it's easy to go the wrong way down that slip road i just did exactly watch this here we go i see that's clever that's good but if i miss the signs i could just as easily miss all this yeah okay keep going keep going there you go you idiot what well it's ruined it's better can't go on the motorway going the wrong way no we can't go anywhere exactly exploding the car we're alive everybody on that motorway is alive this is the best solution ever i wet myself [Music] again [Music] you

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Keywords: Top Gear, TG, UK, Old, Original, Series 19, S19, Season 19, Funny Moments, Funniest Moments, Best Bits, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May, Africa, Special, The News, TGT, The, Grand Tour

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Length: 10min 17sec (617 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 12 2020