Top 5 Running Jokes in Brooklyn 99 | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Die Hard is the best cop movie of all time One Cop heroically saving the day while everyone else stands around and watches it's the Story of My Life to the party pal I love that movie Die Hard any last words just don't shoot me in the face I got a date tonight I don't want to puff up I'm already 10 pounds heavier in the picture she saw okay just to clarify those are your last words because I'm about to shoot you cow yeah gun taped to the back all these Die Hard references gave me the idea John McClane [Music] and you completely botched the catchphrase I'm pretty sure it was right no but you did great see you in hell kiddo what are the bars on the window yeah there are bars all the way now I'm gonna count to three there will not be a four fine he was here this morning but I didn't buy anything here I left this number in case I changed my mind thank you there you go Lieutenant there will not be a four Die Hard nice you like die hard best movie ever best franchise ever a nakatomi plaza cake the groom is out of licorice shows welcome to the wedding pal oh hey these nuts may be getting too tight it's even more beautiful than I imagine explore this under construction just like in the movie Charles this is the floor that John McLean ran on with his bare feet picture with it this is the window where John McLean said welcome to the event where John McLean say come back to the ghost get together have a few last take a picture with it this is the space where even though it's not really evident in the dialogue you can tell John McLean realizes he should have been a better husband to halogen era take my picture with it take my picture with it take my picture with it take my picture with it [Music] that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one okay all 600 of these are great we should probably head to the airport whoa is because someone's about to die oh wow because he's gonna wait you dress like Bonnie bad deal Jake he's got your face Charles meet Mac short for McLean I said surely I love it I think I said some joke about being a washed up pencil Pusher no do the robot boys with the robot voice you were doing when you implied I'm a rule following robot I want to hear it again right more sir robot that's a terrible robot voice yep do you know how much stress I've been under lately my husband says he hasn't seen me smiling weeks how much did you smile before that constantly yes it is daunting but I did some research on amicable breakups I visited www.ladiesgoodhealthmag.com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash 867-599-904 backslash nine four three two anderson20.html do you know that side yeah Oh you mean the party that you begrudgingly invited us to at the last minute because you don't want us there I couldn't be happier you coming and it shows me more see dismissed are you familiar with the story of Moneyball a man uses statistics and logic to win several baseball games it's my favorite film The statistical analysis it's so beautiful I am good at emotion I've been craving Sudanese all day I'll pray print out some menus ouch you ran over my foot I am in incredible pain all this sneaking around is exhilarating I can feel the adrenaline coursing through my body coursing it's like scratch City how about you I'm fine except I was impaled on a metal pipe oh my God well then expecting to get this emotional it's not bad for an old robot huh Warp C two bottles of vodka vodka finally meet six drink Amy six drink Amy what does that mean it's the Pinnacle of the Santiago drunkenness scale one drink aim is a little spacey wait what two drinks loud Amy you want to get a cab three drinks Amy dance pants or drink Amy is a bit of a pervert okay check it out five drink Amy is weirdly confident let's do this little man but I've never seen six drink Amy maybe she's the one I could actually be friends with AKA the Buffalo PD always throws an insane party last year Amy got so drunk she jumped a police horse into the pool Adrian gave me is an equestrian and she's real bad at it we're losing yeah why are you dancing oh I was up to nine drink Amy who speaks French and then I heard a hurl hurl what she's trying to say is that she vomited and now she's back down to three drink Amy or maybe dance pants you know it oh I bet it's green right so so dressed the same you take my place and oh my God as nine drink Amy a genius that's never gonna work you just need to sober up and get back out there oh you're on the floor and what does the ebony Falcon do takes every precaution to ensure his own safety takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed hell yeah he does step now the ebony Falcon is monogamous in too tired for sex so his only Indulgence it's fresh fruit yogurt parfaits Terry loves yogurt I'll get right to it Trevor let's go have a good one well we don't have to worry about adolski's son anymore the case is officially out of my hands no charges filed why is there yogurt on this the Deputy Commissioner threw my report in Terry's trash can and he'd been eating yogurt earlier Terry loves yogurt Boyle you'd have to fridge open the door couldn't shut because because the Box pizza please wash and truffle butter flatbread everything's spoiled my lunch is ruined the chicken potatoes pasta meatballs ham my yogurt oh it's a lot of yogurt I love yogurt God I hate how hard it is to guess other people's passwords wait everyone wait try yogurt we're in yeah Terry loves yogurt those are those [Music] now they're destroying our technology this is an invasion they're in my yogurt now it's personal I get Greek yogurt because it's Heritage there but Iceland no no no no no no no no no no no no so I went through your feed to see what you were posting a lot of pictures of your kids nobody cares and then I found this picture you posted last week living that hashtag yogurt life embarrassing but what's even more embarrassing Terry is that the arrest numbers are in the photo clear as day oh my God what did he give you he gave me the ability to continue to serve this community unencumbered by unnecessary oversight now I really have what did he give you he gave me a your Bridge all right I asked for a yoga fridge and I got one right next to my desk I'm only a man I'm sending this letter with or without your signature enjoy your blood yogurt yogurt Captain why are you giggling I put a GPS tracker inside of Terry Sarge Kevin purchased one too many full fat French yogurts you want it absolutely enjoy your efforts enjoy devious I know but I also put a tracker in Terry's yogurt same here no reason just because you're a great sergeant now second down yeah no problem take it swallow the Gert do you guys think all that radiation is bad for him I'm sure he'll be fine he's lived a long life already yeah I did something really stupid I need your help you know I'm kind of a sexy bad boy who rides motorcycles into work and is always breaking the rules in the name of Justice I don't like where this is going well I also maybe sometimes bring home case files to work on them after hours and I might not be that great about returning them oh God are you aroused because of what a bad boy I am no no for that he could think you're [Music] thinking you pulled that off look I need to get those files can you please give me a ride fine I'll get my stuff but this better not bite me in the ass better not bite me in the ass name of your sex tape but seriously okay blast of cold air coming out of that box name of Amy's sex tape hey man come on not cool I'm going through something just let me have this one we'll crack it I'm gonna go grab some coffee great [Music] hey uh now that it's just us there's a thing I wanted to say odesza you why doesn't your mouth work why doesn't your mouth work title of our sex tape your sex tape what no I don't know what's happening I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now title your sex tape a proclamation about said tickets is in fact Jake just tell us no one is liking this I'm loving it you sound so smart oh thank you my loyal subject Charles now as you know this decision has been quite hard upon me title of mine sex tape so I guess it's fair to say case open my God I have Goose flesh so now I'd like to move on to a real suspect I want to see detective Diaz in the Box what don't ask for him what are you doing sorry you just slipped out toddler sex tape but yes obviously it's the title is 60. everyone's taking my stuff [Music] foreign [Music] foreign

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Id: B-0HvXsKvHY

Length: 11min 9sec (669 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 22 2023