Black or white, I'm fine with either, but not both - The Office US

Angela's cats are cute so cute that you just want to eat them but you can't eat cats you can't eat cats Kevin here you're yeah you people are revolting when do you start feeling a kick CeCe was around 22 weeks but Philip was much earlier Phillip oh oh my gosh yes but don't don't say anything okay it's after my grandfather Phillip is the name that we're using it's after my favorite cat oh wow funny it's after my grandfather it's after my cat but not in your bed it's lumpy those lumps are cats and those cats have names and those names are Ember Milky Way Dian and lumpy oh somebody has a full diaper oh let me get it I am a diapering master I have done little else in the past few months there is nothing I cannot diaper go ahead try to think of something I Dare You Well I need to give my cat up for adoption the one who uses the doorbell or the one with the Mexican hat or the one with the rain gashes or the one that you let go around naked no the one with the long hair and the denim pants comto okay look he's such a special Kitty I just want to find him a good home he loves those pants I'll take him please after the turtle I am enormously proud of what I did for that Turtle Oscar Oscar will you take him no I'm a dog person if you pray enough you can change yourself into a cat person those guys always turn back Angela I can't can't sprinkles is sick she's been sick for some time thank you for asking no one asks about sprinkles I have to give her her meds I have to pet her and who will she eat lunch with can't your other cats keep her company there's bad blood jealousies clicks Angela you are the chairman of the party planning committee I shouldn't even be planning this it's your job hello everyone oh ice cream nice Kevin looks good it yeah Angela you're more chipper than usual I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family she's hypoallergenic she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her she's a third generation showcat her father was in Meet the Parents needless to say she's very very expensive how much $7,000 for a cat I could get you a kid for that is everything okay no everything is not okay County took my cats wait all of them two sacks worth apparently my apartment complex has rules about how many pets are too many for a studio and while I was out picking Philip up from daycare they came they came into my house that's that's awful Angela I'm so sorry it's the that lives downstairs she's this uptight judgmental shrew you know the type I've never met anyone like that I'm your God and I have no one left without my cats I am utterly and completely alone Angela you still have your son I guess hey hey monkey any problems well you left the TV on and your cat is dead what Sparkles the white one his dad sprinkles that was the sick one right uh-huh I thought she had more time no did she look when you saw her how was she looking really dead like a just a dead cat so hey come on don't be sad just okay just she's in a better place all right actually the place that she's in is the freezer because of the odor Michael Angela's cat died sprinkles oh I'm sorry Angela man what a day huh how could to get any worse the computer crashes with the porn and then Meredith with the accident and then trinkles God attention everyone comto is still available Oscar has been flirting with adopting him but still hasn't given me a definite yes or no definitely no fine for any interested candidates I will be conducting 20-minute interviews my ideal situation would be an independently wealthy cute couple with a strong commitment to education black or white I'm fine with either but not both listen you're in this but you need to wow me okay and right up here jeez there is a lot of forms this will indemnify shw Farms against any possible lawsuits okay hi Mo go to your shed that's really not necessary he loves you what do you mean he loves her how does he know her MOS is a people person he loves everyone will he be at the wedding absolutely he will have you made a decision on the butter sculpture no I haven't thought of it okay cow goat or sheep it's not that hard I would like cat cats don't make butter I would like a cow butter sculpture of a cat it doesn't make any sense I telling want a butter sculpture of a cat or she what is this I'm having relationship problems and since you're always having relationship problems I thought you'd be able to give me some advice what's wrong I have this crazy thought that I know is crazy that maybe Dwight killed my cat when I got home sprinkle's body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds something's not right the vets doing an autopsy Angela I'm sorry did Roy ever kill one of your cats I'm more of a dog person that's funny too but if we're the Three Musketeers I don't want to be like a guy here you know like Stanley is the crossword puzzle guy and Angela has cats I don't want to have a thing here you have your cats on nany cam yeah I mean I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat but I'm out of vacation days and this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity I mean somebody has a kid oh sure take off a year she's right I had my second kid just for the vacation right anyways I just want to make sure princess lady is acclimating well she means more to me than anyone any cat you mean and person hey Angela hey um sorry about your cat this is sprinkles she was my best friend I kept her going through countless ailments I asked Dwight shu to feed her once and she is now deceased This Is Halloween last year just a couple of kittens out on the town what do you want to give you this what is that it's a feral Barn cat I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed her name was sprinkles and his name is garbage Mo calls him garbage cuz he likes to eat garbage don't you garbage I can't believe you just thought you could replace sprinkles before she's even in the ground you haven't buried her yet don't rush me I'm grieving garbage can be very helpful okay he's a useful cat he killed an entire family of raccoons look at him I don't want garbage I want sprinkles it could be snacks or why would we is that what I think it is good God that one ugly cat is humping princess lady no awesome stop it Mr Ash bad cat that is very bad you stop it right now I swear he is fixed I know fixed that ain't fixed no way no now listen you can't let what you see here Sully your image of them they are good decent cats I got to go I'll be back in an hour oh stop that oh oh the other one's watching why are you getting rid of it allergies your husband no the baby please it's my husband's favorite cat he's broken up about it it's the only time I've seen him cry other than our wedding night you know what I will take comto really oh Oscar thank you I'll come by after work and pick him up yay oh poor Robert he won't get to say goodbye he has this business dinner tonight oh SV please don't teach the cat French sprinkles never hurt a soul God and your Infinite Wisdom how can you do this she wasn't ready she had so much left to accomplish it is only a cat you never you don't like them cats do not provide milk or wool or meat wait where is that bad cat oh you know who you are excuse me petal I'm looking for Mr Ash he's a bad cat bad bad cat do you hear me bad you bad no you look at me when I talk to you do you hear me Mr Ash you look at [Music] me this is getting weird is she cleaning the cat with her tongue Oh Me Oh I'm fine I mean sure times are leaner now that I'm separated from the senator but my new studio apartment is just fine for me and Phillip and Tinky and crinkle puss and Bandit 2 and Pollock baggin and Lady Aragorn and their tin kittens come here come here come here let's go how you feeling vet no well you look cute as a button you worked up quite a sweat the vet is removing all of sprinkles organs right now and sending them to the lab I am a farmer Angela what does that mean okay when a farmer sees an animal that is in pain that has no quality of life that has no utility a farmer does what city Folk don't have the stomach to do you did kill her I I sang her her favorite songs you put her in my freezer it was beautiful and gentle and resp respectful I fed her antihistamines and she gradually fell asleep well did she barf them up in the freezer and tried to get out well I'm not responsible for that Hey ow it's okay nothing I'm robbing her it's nothing it's fine what could you do that without telling me I thought I was helping you I expected a hug I took care of that cat the best way I knew how cat Heaven is a beautiful place but you don't get there if you're euthanized Thunder Mifflin is having our first ever garage sale like many Americans we realized we had a lot of things that we didn't really need and 10 cents of every dollar is going into the party fund so we can throw parties for ourselves okay okay have you ever seen a burn victim okay procedure procedure exit options where do we go folks use a what to cover the mouth a what a rag a damp rag perhaps let's remember those procedures what are the options okay that's the wrong way we've already tried that remember your exit points exit points people what's next huh stay alive I'm getting help pull me up you're too heavy i' only weigh 82 lb sa Bandit how about 911 anyone 911 has this been on the entire time I have no idea I was looking at pictures of boo on my computer oh sorry I'm late I want to get that image out of my head the psychological issues that go behind licking a cat are not things I want to go into also I'm pretty sure she caused up a hairball [Music]

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Length: 15min 22sec (922 seconds)

Published: Fri May 31 2024