This Guy's Married to His Mom (basically) (90 Day Fiance, Colt and Jess TLC , Debbie and Colt)

[Music] why rapunzel you want to go outside look at you as fragile as a flower still a little sapling just to sprout you know why we stay up in this tower that's right to keep you safe and sound here now let me tell you a story a beautiful love story between a mom and her son this love story takes place in a little city called las vegas and a sir knight named coltie who lives with the queen his mother debbie queen debbie loved her son colt the strong and feared thick-bodied knights keep me very can look in the frame and see if i have to go the other side i look okay is it kind of close on me a little bit you're perfect okay well obviously i'm perfect she prepared his meals send it to his cat i know what you must be thinking a queen serving a knight shouldn't it be the other way around well not this time deary in this time things were a little bit different and in return he provided her with companionship and comfort in their las vegas castle where they lived happily ever after as it should be because mother knows best what's this no someone decided to come into the young night's life an evil witch from the realm colombia she had the cutest accent i think that i am a good negotiator i want 1 million dollars from coat but it's better 200 than nothing a bright smile and mesmerizing hips colt the night was enthralled by her beauty and asked for her hand in marriage but queen debbie refused to have a witch in her kingdom she knew that larissa was planning to take her son colt the night away from her and leave her in her palace cold and alone leaving her to die by herself it's a little bit like the losiness then gaining a daughter-in-law but still it is sad why would he spend time with this wretched witch when he had mother at home already cooking his meals and making his bed for him this made no sense to the queen so debbie came up to the conclusion that this mysterious witch from the realm of colombia hath put a spell over her son and she knew she must get rid of her so debbie fought with the witch and it was a tough fight stop talking to me instead of the car i'm going home self-centered little [ __ ] i'll coach you stop shooting okay go there and talk to it but debbie was the champion and all was well until another witch slithered out of the woods masked her evil nature with glasses an ample bottom cute laugh and once again debbie son the night was quickly mesmerized and debbie felt threatened as she should so if this relationship continued and she went back to brazil what would you do would you go back to brazil or would you go live in brazil or with my dead body you're living you see colts the night decided he will venture off and travel away from the castle into the realm of colombia to spend time with his love jess is gonna go see her family in a couple of weeks in brazil i'm gonna go oh god this confused debbie why would he need to find love when her love was right here it's all he needed but colt the knight already had it in his heart he must go to colombia and embrace this new found companionship she makes me feel really great like she makes me feel happy she's supportive queen debbie was angered a deep anger in the pit of her stomach and right when she was about to sentence cult to his chambers she came up with a brilliant idea she shall travel to brazil with her knights and keep an eye on the witch and her love after i told my mother about jess we were able to sit down and have another conversation and in the end she invited herself to come to brazil with me i feel like i owe it to my mother [Music] my mother would like to come to brazil with me when i come and see your yeah now and debbie's heart softened and she relaxed and knew that she can devise a plan to end this new futile love affair her precious son was having with another wretched witch attempting to take her love away so they traveled to brazil okay it's a little humor but i like it and there was a panda express william brazile afghanistan and queen debbie finally met the witch that was planning to take her son away [Music] debbie was frightened she was no longer in her safe castle in las vegas she was now in brazil this is my mother all right for brazil are you ready for brazil yes yes i am yeah but debbie created her own plan as she sat in the car she waited for the perfect moment for the head pain sickness to come over here oh my god what you're kidding right i really gotta lay down for a bit i'm getting sick or something they even spoke about children i am totally in shock coles never mentioned that he wanted to have children i think jess might want to get pregnant so that she can get a green card and become a citizen and live happily ever after once the queen colt and the witch arrived at the hotel they all discovered that sir knight cult put their bedrooms right next to each other and there's another one well no well there's kind of two rooms two my mother hasn't been out of the country before so i wanted her close by a queen right next door to the room where her son the knight and this wretched witch is going to canoodle this wasn't comfortable for the witch or the queen the only person who was fine with it was our strapping 33 year old knight who knows that it's important to keep both his lovers close and safe this will be fine right oh absolutely to relax his two lovers he suggested that they all go see the town the witch agrees but queen debbie is not satisfied this does not relax her at all i just want to go to sleep but the witch really wants to get to know queen that we improve that she is a good witch and asks the queen to come along on their journey there be her okay i just want to sleep for a while he's sleeping vegas and no work no that's fine queen debbie is not happy and proceeds in her plan to make this trip stressful i either sleep for five minutes or ten minutes now or you can put me in a hospital in about a half hour let's go let's go for god's sake it's been 30 hours later on in this magical time they decide to meet the witch's family and this is debbie's perfect moment to test the witch so does anyone else besides me think that they're moving too fast two months too fast talking about marriage and babies i don't care the witch gets upset and fails i just want to know what is the rush ah and if you're getting so defensive on a question that i'm asking then i'm wondering why are you getting so defensive debbie thinks is this it has she gotten rid of the temptress and can she keep the knight to herself no the knight pulls the witch's father away and asks for permission to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage just in case i can't return to brazil anytime soon i really want to ask him something [Music] and once again debbie sees the love of her life slipping away and she knows she must step up her game so she decides to amplify her plan before her son and the witch go out for a night on the town you see sir knight colt had a little love affair with a friend hey hi how are you i'm good how are you doing good yes they did canoodle and eventually sir knight's cult wanted to be with her but young vanessa did not return the same feeling they still remained friends but this made the witch very uncomfortable i told jess i wouldn't talk to vanessa anymore and she was wrong to lie to jess but vanessa is my best friend and she's been there a lot longer than jess has but in reality the young vanessa was back at the queen's castle taking care of coltie's cats and so queen debbie decided to sit on the bed and release this information to the witch i talked to vanessa she said the cats are doing really good she sent me a video of easy you wanna see [Music] what what i said vanessa told me the cats are really doing really well and she sent me a picture vanessa's watching the cats while we're gone the witch was not happy about this colt the knight promised that he didn't even talk to the princess anymore and now the witch finds out that she's watching her night's cats what is this she gets mad no anger i don't care listen you say no talk more i'm not talking to her she's just trying to and frequent your house go into your house she throws her little witch shoes and debbie is content did you know jess had an issue with vanessa [Music] because the queen knows that she finally has back her son the night you just give me five minutes to talk please i know what what's fun last day in brazil i got other men because of trash her prince her love back in her clutches and they can live happily ever after together with their cat because mother knows best what is this what um they already played the next episode what happens he left the witch right and the mother and son can live together just like me and rapunzel thank you the witch and sir knight make up things are getting tense right now between jess and i because my mother's trying to antagonize jess a little bit that's my one chance for a coach because i love coke and they start making out right in front of the queen i think that jess is the right girl for coal i think it just needs to move on and i think colt needs to move on coltie that's demented this is why you never should have left the palace or your mother it just proves you're too naive to even leave your mother is just trying to help you but you refuse her help and think you someone who still gets fed by his mother's finger knows best coltie knows best fine if you're so sure now go ahead and give her this yes dearie i don't want to get copyright stricken so let's move on to the finale of this video yes not even mother gothel with disney [Music] [Music] i ain't never scared

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Id: lIK08-sEgbY

Length: 11min 52sec (712 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 29 2020