The Wilbur Soot Best of 2021!

[Music] [Music] hi nice to meet you my name is mr cheese do you like to meet me yeah do you like [Music] before we start the video i'd just like to say thank you to today's sponsor battle cats battle cats battle cats is a ridiculous tug of war tower defense style game i've had a ton of fun playing for the past couple weeks in the game you are the leader of a strange but adorable army of cats on a quest to conquer the universe you will face down onslaughts of bizarre enemies and collect new cat heroes to power up your mighty feline army at the start of each round you may choose a cat formation and must send in units to fight the enemy tower you must race against the clock and your own funds to succeed in time there is a staggering variety of cats to earn and choose from each with quirks that are as creative and imaginative as they are plain weird this one's my favorite one the game features capsules which you can open to unlock new battle cats of different rarities and a fully 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wholesome it gives me faith in humanity in these trying times it is not wholesome i want to punt that child into a [ __ ] lake look at that big ass of a mountain look at that big there i go hey watch this will you just kill them don't worry boys i landed it oh oh oh well hey there guys [Music] you know what you know that counts as if come on charlie let's go let's go yeah i don't know how i feel about it i don't i don't know you want to come to the village with me charlie yeah i'm just going to get some more i'll get oh just get some wool if you will hey hmm i smell something smells like smells it smells like it smells like [ __ ] smells like there's a bunch of [ __ ] here get out are you telling me yeah i've been thinking about life in general yeah that's [ __ ] up x-ray phil think this way yeah keep going keep going phil fill up [Laughter] hey fish brothers let's get out of here i'm going upstream to mate wait phil head fussy we're gonna find some tropical fuzzy i am just so beyond beating minecraft i just i just want to i just want to lay eggs and get frozen in a lake for months there's only one meaning to this entire world we've been plonked into and that is to breed and die one goal and we're gonna reach it we're gonna do it charlie see i'm seeing all these cod fish going past me and my god am i turned on but i'm not ready but it's not enough it's not enough i need exotics what the [ __ ] i got angry actually that's not good also the window have a problem guys we gotta go in the other chat we gotta scheme okay we gotta ski you guys can scheme i've got an idea okay okay hey wilbur how are you doing man i'm gonna be honest this is much harder than i thought it was gonna be why is that [Music] no no no no i'm not laughing you're digging balls tommy what are your powers well i can fall quit slower and uh i didn't die i can fall yeah phil can do that too uh i'm i'm bound to veganism [Laughter] i love father's day as you should it's the day you spend time with me as you should okay you're gonna learn a lot more about being a man today someday oh okay next we're gonna teach you how to kill things you ever hunted a fox before boy well charlie i think i found your calling open this open it and then kill what's inside oh yeah i think you're right i think i need i've got a surprise for you okay my doors are zombies my my doors are zombies oh [ __ ] off that's a laugh no no really that's a lot i really love to test it oh [ __ ] to move it through you [Laughter] okay never mind never mind hey nicky look behind you that's not fair there we go there we go jj is going to die i'm noticing a distance [Music] i know it's a distinct lack of guard uh do you think you confirm from a hit from jj yeah yeah okay doesn't even need a guard how about we test attack this is defense [Laughter] [Music] oh my god let me just punch you in the facebook as i can give me a general one yes he's just attacking the ring what's wrong with him [Music] the dream team's falling apart this is the moment it all went wrong we unleashed george's testosterone everyone thinks george is in florida and in fact he's here scheming the day he shows up ends but he'll be small once george is done with him he'll be six feet under now look me in the eyes and tell me you will never say big [ __ ] and also balls ever again is it funny i will never say big [ __ ] and also balls again glide into the lava fill yes yes here i go oh oh phil phil yeah phil yeah bill yeah phil bill what the [ __ ] what did you do we got this george look i carry him on your back like a backpack i can't you want me to george come on george oh my god this mountain what the [ __ ] is happening this is my uk asap [Music] i think so charlie can i have some things please wilbur [Music] okay just tell me something ignore him can i help you i don't think wilbur has ever seen or heard a turtle before in his entire life the show will begin shortly okay we bring you a farmer's tale uh okay well it's time to make another cow so uh you guys get to it all [Music] right preview oh preview let me leave my milk was too strong for her darn it one of them flew up there again oh man preview [Music] what are there there's right there stay here okay okay [Music] i can give you some salmon salmon salmon there you go thank you oh you actually saved me you keep calling them salmon yeah that's what they're called salmon salmon salmon that's not how they're written either hey this can be your entrance little rabbit boy rabboy rub oh he's hostile it's not that funny you can't be on the ground laughing at how funny that was i don't even care the language is wrong nikki is right exactly exactly disgracing my language it's impressive it's impressive that you've gone this far honestly i'm impressed maybe i'm just ignorant yeah maybe no boy oh boy do i sure hope that it doesn't rain oh oh my god i'm setting the lit with the weather to clear and the time today so you have nothing there could be no rain hey have you guys seen my dad oh hello son father this is a weird scenario everything about this is so weird i didn't picture it going this way my son how are you i'm i'm good father do you do you wish to sneak into the carrot patch once more today my son that sounds like i'd be on cloud nine father my hind legs are positively quivering i'm ready to go my son look you must leave oh so how are you phil where is it where's the tree all right so that's good the popping cat yes and now my chat is nothing but that yep yep so i want to show you something cool so do you know how to breed parrots in this game i could breed anything okay what's with seeds how do you breed you put you put two seeds and then the parrots come together and they breed right but do you know how to breed purely like the yellow golden ones like the golden parrots you should feed them a cookie at the same time okay so you take one are ready oh sorry you didn't you take one of them we'll feed them a cookie at the same time you ready three two one go we got a new queen [ __ ] phil come on come on give him an s to the lathe you want the queen's in there the queen's in there wait [Music] streaming about the queen it's just like a blank 182 song dude i cannot be can't pollinate tonight she left me roses by the stairs do you see roses [ __ ] yeah freedom wait wait whoa whoa whoa fellas fellas fellas should i help why are you oh my god why have you lost so much weight at least every entrance is shut oh my god small bee big stings tommy's the second ride this is duel tommy you vape kid phil tell him it's fine don't worry about it tell me there's a high chance you're going to die today [Music] he's running away because he knows he's got four eyes don't hit me anymore my god did that kid just bite you i got a weird itch in my eyes oh you've already [ __ ] known where you got it feels like i got something in my eyes i feel like i got something what are you gonna [ __ ] get revenge you're gonna make me cry you're gonna make me cry you're gonna you didn't see [ __ ] any of that [ __ ] he's firefighting each other oh i can't actually hear i can get tommy though right yeah i have plenty okay it's time for my [ __ ] sockets it's time for my hey where did we get on doo doo doo doo music where is it where the [ __ ] are you wilbus we've been speaking like this for [ __ ] 20 odd minutes huh look i've lost 3 000 viewers but it's all right i have lost 30 000 and i don't give up [ __ ] [ __ ] death die i got a question your axia fixed off you're getting right on my blooming nerves you're getting on me tits you are you will be you're on chat manifold's tits it's all right don't do too much damage i can survive talking like that i've been doing it for too long now it's just it's me now it's who i am it's my identity it's easy come with me where are you i'm cooking up some mutton no don't cook mutton a jack manifold there's a [ __ ] need of mutton follow me don't need that mutton i mean i need him in the lamb chops [ __ ] you [ __ ] you slam chops we're out [ __ ] your slam sharks get staller on your sister my man up come with me if you keep between us all i'm saying is ever since these ghosts have been in system ever since they started using vaccines now now dare i call that a coincidence i don't know but hey come on come with me i'm telling you now i am a mute could you feel it i can wait what if i become a blaze okay become a blaze become a blaze guys oh what a terrible face hey guys what the [ __ ] we kill this place please new queen new queen hello new queen i require rods fetch me rods for your queens for the queen i'm on fire see what i hate most about phil is his unrelenting kindness i hate him that's a good thing i prey on his downfall what i hate about is his generosity it makes me want to scream phil is the sword under my cleat bill needs to go to the hospice phil i've been thinking about you it's ruined my day i also don't like you what the [ __ ] hey hey hey my slime we're going to make it oddly satisfying clip come with me oh you're going to get that oh i i see it i see it i see it you sit but you did you see it because i said hey guys hang on let me get oh god do it do holy [ __ ] charlie you saw that one right that was a big one it was a big one can i sing you uh sir mix-a-lot's uh debut track please yeah go on hold on no please no oh no i'll give you the radio edit tubber all right okay sing along phil by the way if you know otherwise i know you're old as well here we go here we go la face with the oakland booty [Music] la face with the oakland booty i like big butts and i cannot lie you are the brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist wait a minute in your face you get sprung wanna pull up tough you notice that bubble stuff deep in the jeans she's wearing i'm hooked and i can't stop staring ooh bae but wanna get with ya wanna take [Applause] use me cause you ain't that average groupie i've seen them dancing to hell with romance and i've got a feeling i've started way too high but i'm jackson disconnected i think i've started way too high on this track and it's about to ruin my vocal chords are you ready here we go right here um cause she's sweat wet you gotta go like a turbo bat i'm tired of magazines saying flat butts are the thing take the average man and ask him that she gotta pack much back so fellas these [ __ ] fellas so fellas fella said your girlfriend got the butt tell her to shake it shake it shake that healthy butt baby got la face with the oakland booty baby got la [Music] i didn't know that's what it was called yes sir mixed a lot baby got back i swear the actual song doesn't is an acoustic no it is from the ted baby i see you you see through fragrance man i am oh no he's one of my people where am i i want to be this i'm this now but why do you look so funny well well well [Music] can you play the electric guitar the what the electric guitar the one that plugs in no no of course i can't oh is it not the same response there electric more like more like forget it [ __ ] wait isn't it minecrafted oh no please okay can we can we please just get some man we'll get a little i don't want a little man i'm here and it's good it's going to be good pure sugar it's not pure sugar it's pure joy no it's not it's funny let me get some let me get some let me get some stop being a dick no i'm being responsible don't push me please can we do no failure [Music] [Music] oh you're so small [Music] oh [Music] life changing hello it is me alvin and chipmunk singular just one shipment he's just referring to himself it's just him the rest dies why does everyone get my hat [ __ ] the isle of wight is french though so we're going across to france it's across the channel it's france don't touch me it's literally that i just set myself on fire except i am the sun so we harness the power of the sun all right i who was that me that just killed myself or someone else are you doing the burning the reckless thing is actually is that a bit or really no it's real it does yeah i don't see [ __ ] i keep doing it and oh you prick man you [ __ ] i've been stood here trying to burn my eyes and then you go no wilbur told me to burn my eyes and then instead burn me i'm going to report him phil mimi hungi right i just wait phil we have enough for two beds we can just set our spawn here where's mama bird i'm bringing you hopefully not dead seen blue planet it's definitely dead there we go i know i saw the ah it is isn't it mama bird always dies i know they do and then david ambrose like the young must now fend for themselves now must fend for themselves yeah that's literally it i don't know what you're talking about and i'm very scared like blue planet my mother is now deceased have you never seen uh nature documentaries nikki i've seen someone in germany oh you're missing out british you're missing out on david don't miss out do you just he'd be pissed off with you if he knew you you were missing he hate you look at me look at me what you look like you look like a christmas themed tampon you look actually a good idea do they have those cvs is having a christmas sale and you are the tampon that they have i i am not i am not the mascot for the christmas theme tampons take it back thank you but also at the same time you cannot help it it's one of those things that you just can't help i'm slightly at the time camera has frozen in an incredibly unflattering angle why [Music] hey will can you give me a humboldt oh [Applause] literally jesus wait do that again you like america where's this bit going you literally love america are we talking yeah no it's very cool here [Laughter] taboo may love america phil but i only love things that are real oh my god like jesus and chocolate what would be his disadvantages based off of his muffin biscuit race contentious political beliefs okay in mashed potatoes dip it all in mashed potatoes potatoes wait guys i think i know how i can find you how that's [ __ ] weird man you hit puberty quick move leave kill me look at them what are you doing you don't know each other [Music] hey tommy i heard you just died yeah you know i did please give me one second give me one second [Music] help a poor boy tell me where are you coming in you're ready are you ready this is gonna be the stabbing this is me okay you ready i'm i'm the guy with the hatchet what you're the government sketchy all over the place oh wow oh why did you make skeppy a verb that's what you do when you troll someone ah i left a big fat scappy in the toilet oh my gosh tommy did you mean it when you insinuated with [ __ ] because skeppy's been nothing but nice to me and i i take offense tonight no i meant it let me stay with you that was not very skeptical next time you're gonna make a joke like that why don't you go ahead and skip it oh that i don't get that one i enjoyed it i enjoyed the snaps that really added that really sorry everyone i guess i guess get my way off a cliff i've made a nest the little ones practice on language we will have to be birdies come to the nest big queue hi i have a better home first check this out get up here we are little birdies and we require a food immediately please bring us food father and and tommy no no call me sir [ __ ] yo [ __ ] your [ __ ] bring me some [ __ ] food i would like to get [ __ ] [ __ ] you are a little child in this game i am looking for local russian honeys looking blonde milfs in my area drink some sea water [Music] [Music] i'm making him drink seawater potassium this is great i'm a great influence yeah yeah you are give me a quote give me a good question drink more seawater more sea water good for you it's good for you don't do that please i'm having a lot of fun i can tell when i look at you i see a man who wants a venom gland so i'm just gonna pop this into there you go now tommy i've given you about does that mean venom punch me very quick oh you see i'm now poisoned that's good what the hell on your you're turning me into a monster come back if you have any problems okay bye-bye bye-bye rambo i'm sorry for tommy breaking the rules [ __ ] you charlie help him with your first friend no he's not a friend influencer he's afraid he's an enemy he's an enemy this is skeppy please uh [Music] if you don't uh fix this i am going to be talking like this oh no no you do the same thank you also me looking for milfie children there aren't any hot women in your local area please [ __ ] you so [ __ ] what's a [ __ ] point oh no you've got a friend you've got a playdate you've got a playdate [Music] so so which school do you go to my other friends are looking you're not a milf are you clams if you're a stowaway no it's my you're on the stove [ __ ] water she said she just said i swear charlie i'm just gonna say you seem like a man with an explosive personality charlie yeah tell you what i'm just go i need to make some room let's just rip some of these ribs out there you go right okay we're going to test out my procedure you see that llama over there charlie can you walk up to it and crouch at it please am i safe to walk am i all good just making yeah you're all good you're all good i feel great doc i love my work i i you know i haven't felt this way in years i just feel so fresh we did it yes oh okay uh according to plans we're like brothers we're like brothers don't say that i will cry we're like brothers we're like we've got such a brotherly relationship you and i oh you i'm bleeding now i hate you listen man who do you think was both accessible and you put up a sign that says where the wetters go you bounce don't make me bounce don't make me bounce i'll let you bounce if you hit me i'm going to get real small don't do it i'm going to feel real tiny i'm going to feel real tiny if you whoa yeah here i go listen to him listen to him charlie where are you [Laughter] hey can you take your uh your diamond uh the diamond pants off hello sure i want to go for the ankles no no no no no no i've got good i've got good luck right at my height oh how are you little one i'm good should we read a book together oh yeah you like that one you here one half a half and then i retreat into my [ __ ] bucket history of cheese the production of cheese predates recorded history beginning well over 7 000 years ago humans likely developed cheese and other wilbur wants to send a sample you said you were going to send me a sample wilbur hello i was going to give you a producer tag oh yes i want the sound of an owl hooting okay followed immediately by yo dj wilbur on the deck wait is that is that the producer tag yeah i was thinking so you want free promotion that's what you want the world's first non-producer tag dj wilbur on the deck but what if we chipmunk it ready [Laughter] oh my god wait why is your roots user attack so long i need a big pot in this it is quite literally the size of my entire intro hooting is the most important part do i have to keep all of it yes it's all or nothing make your mind up yo we keep it real [Music] i'm dr malpractice nice to see you let's take a seat take a seat please so your problem is that you're oh you're spitting everywhere i'm were you aware of that phil tommy put that in me phil i understand you you you've got you've got a lot you want to fix about yourself right you want it you want to be stronger you want to be faster yeah yeah that'd be cool i'm giving you a new spine okay ow oh oh yeah don't go in the rain anymore oh well but come look at this come look at this pogba's pogba's pokers [Music] did you just burn all of his belongings you just burned all his belongings [Music] i want you to be nice on dog water all night long everything bad dog rat dust is wrong poopy whoopee snoopy droopy is very cool my name is quackity and i'm a drop out of school my girlfriend's a queen take her ass to the back i take all her money now i have a fat sack she doing it right yeah she throwing it back yeah she's just making sure now she's breaking my stack i am a virgin yet to engage in sex i am also filing for bankruptcy at my local bank i am in dire need of financial assistance but i'm too scared to ask anyone due to toxic ideals of masculinity imposed on me as a young boy [Music] is gonna need a gas bladder and i'm gonna give it a witch's heart that's what my ex-wife had oh please be faster now i don't think i'd ever marry a witch that's what i said too tommy but here we are you never know where you ended i [ __ ] hate minecraft oh my god that was [ __ ] amazing how do i shoot hold left click i am not throwing away my shut up wait i am not throwing away my throwing away i may not live to see our glory i'm on my way to the swamp uh you've been to the swamp uh no what's your zodiac oh uh i'm i'm a i don't really you know i don't really believe in that kind of thing no that's fine which one's april wait no you can't wait where are you going are you people [ __ ] aries what what star sign are you what's zodiac you mr ruby driver jesus christ i'd like to know when you yeah i i would are you actually in aries no he doesn't know we're albumin the champions oh this is so hard to do anything because this is so difficult [Music] stop it it isn't fun it's cat man's world [Music] can we have a key change into like a salsa beat after that after the iced out jewelries will i buy one of those beat changes where they switch it up like samba we have a one bar break of samba [Music] what he's too fast i can't even get his play number so we get all these horses okay my game just crashed you're not like meryl streep stop saying you're like meryl streep is she a wrong or something no she's not but you're just not like her i'm the dancing queen not her you think if i drop on the pressure plate i'll i'll bounce back up i really want you to try i'm going to try i'm really absolutely going to try okay you ready and three two one go [Laughter] are you alive oh he's [ __ ] small [Applause] he's [ __ ] small dude honestly tiny man baby man hype me up bro what the [ __ ] are you saying he's [ __ ] coming i fell in some ways high water toby i'm sorry for mugging you please can you get me out of here i've got my best sample yet crying in the bathroom while ksi's lamborghini plays softly in your brother's bedroom [Laughter] that's epic i'd like to put that in there somewhere i think we can find a place it's lit a little help oh well i've all the rough times dr mal practices out of work because i've lost my chest cutter so i'm going to my lungs i'll tell you what charlie though for you i'll figure something out first things first you are you are having a rough time with this i'm giving you some lungs charlie you're missing like the majority of things human beings need to live let's just load you up how are you feeling you better i'm feeling better he'd take a run for us charlie just have a little joke sure just a little kind of physical therapy oh holy [ __ ] doc charlie i need you to go out into the real world and solve problems chili dogs this will be my thinking palace what are you thinking about bro i can't tell you it's for me all right we need we need help hey bro oh sorry i was mid think hey it's the swamp boys what's up it's the goop group what's going on sludge squad coming back at you why are you so tiny again it's the moisture masters coming right at you i feel like i'm playing call of duty llama headshot one headshot two changing back changing mag help me chug chug chug chug uh um number one victory royale yeah tonight we're about to get down fortnite oh ninja look up here yeah ninja where are you oh there he is i'm coming you may talk to me from down there underling you need not come up in fact i'm going to slow you down yeah if you slow down if you don't speed things turn around please turn around do not come up with someone i'm gonna build about 20 90s in about five seconds and crank my ass up there don't you dare crank your ass in front of me ninja ninja ninja come back stop doing nineties look at this feature look at that he's so small he's so small he's six older they can actually they can actually work out tommy's height now you're not sick you give me the stick and i don't kill you right now where you stand ninja i understand you are you are you are young i'm older than you you're a young man in journey and you and you've got a lot to learn give me the stick right now head [ __ ] hell hey wilbur look in there look in the mailbox it is you know [ __ ] fuel please this looks awesome phil this looks awesome phil can you designate the fish tank spot okay cool you go get sand oh he's dead i keep forgetting the shift key is like my hubris you know how it'd be how it [ __ ] my [Laughter] hey do you know what the name of that thing is which you record a sentence into it and it's a keyboard and you press it and it plays a note like the one darth punk used talkbox what you're looking for i thought that was like the thing in your throat that's the that's that's right that's your what like a really larynx pal the troughs down tommy that is so annoying how do you get it it's true it's tommy's truck get away from my truck i'll kill you don't [ __ ] don't try don't try me i i know karate you gonna be good yes tommy's the kind of guy to see hair on the floor after a haircut and ask is anyone going to eat that and not wait for an answer tommy's the kind of guy to see a single gemstone and ask is anyone going to eat that i'm not waiting for that tommy's the kind of guy to see the last of the white rhinoceroses and then he wouldn't wait for an answer tommy's the kind of guy to see the entire nation of escottini is anyone going to eat that cannot wait for an answer as don't mistake it i reckon i could fight a larynx i reckon i should fight the lorax could you fight the ones i i apparently am the one slurs how bad can i be i'm just doing what comes naturally naturally i'm just fulfilling my destiny how bad can i possibly be now there's a principle of nature principle of nature that all the living creatures know capitalism through the toes uh no idea what this is phil you're so old and we love you oh thanks man phil you would speak to the trees wouldn't you phil do you speak to the trees nope he's been around about as long as they have to be fair trees can [ __ ] off whoa whoa let me begin by the way does anybody have like people giving you oxygen as long as they're kind of gonna see criticism tommy's the kind of guy to see his own shadow is anyone going to eat that i'm not waiting for an answer tommy's the kind of guy to see the past tense and ask has anyone eaten that and then he didn't waited for an answer hey tommy i learned something really important i learned how to get your youtube onto trending for gaming every time at number one basically all you need to do is no no how do i get the subscribers so what you do is at the beginning of every video all you need to say come back subscribers every time oh my god you just hit me you just you just landed on me charlie look over there man i want you to breathe it in smell that oh oh is that you a [ __ ] man charlie green gold charlie slime cycle do you know how much that goes for your your gas is as good as mine billions are you sure it ain't just gas though because to me it is it it is just looking like a gas natural gas charlie that's all you have to say is my net worth go up if i just breathe it all in charlie i think you'd die i die a rich man [Applause] go bongo i'm getting work on a refinery charlie slime circle we can harness the candy yeah i noticed you just switched accents there partner what's going on there friend i don't know what you're talking about mate [ __ ] of course scott of course scott right please take me on a date before you [ __ ] me thank you i'm offering a business old man old man insurance you have to knock first you have to knock this [Music] thank you oh we got money and knocking we got hunker down we need to get work on a pump i think now how we refining this is it like snake venom i just suck it up and spit it out close to it okay let's get underground charlie slimes oh man let's just quickly slick up the old hole like this there we go why'd you gotta say it like that you can't take me down here tell me if you slick up that old one ever since i moved here from put italy boingo to idaho i always knew i'd find myself a friend like you wait a second you're from italy one go why the ho yeah tucker is that you big duck is that you that's right it's me big duck wrangler of the big bucks got my tractor license right there just like my paw oh this is getting slightly sturdy that here refinery is full of green gold we need to get to work on a piston you all have any coal what the [ __ ] is that they call it black gold oh now i know it i got some black gold sticking you said it i had it pass it to me pass it to me oh thank you very much partner thank you very much by the way i like your hair and i hide i hide i get on the floor and i hide they're getting stuck hey how's it going boys y'all aren't used to saying nice things to girls nothing nothing on the top of a bus logo it's called compliments open it's called cat calling logan no no here's the difference ready this is cat calling no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no complimenting people [Music] what are you doing building the crib why are you tommy why are you building a house on the ground we can literally jump like 50 blocks in the air no this is going to be lovely and homely look it has home hay i don't want home hay i want i want a sky house because we can jump like infinitely high why don't we you just say you can jump impotently high wait wilbur do you have jump impotence is this what this has been about of course jump over that block and ring this bell but see i can do it i can really jump over this block now jump it but you have jump impetus look look i'm telling you man listen listen listen tommy so it's it's i've never had this before this is this is happy to use slabs really most people i speak to about this i'm completely fine with it i've never met a girl who's been upset with with my my oh here we go [Music] [Music] they're not worth it they've gone full trucker i must tell you i i i i'm starting to get the inclination that you may also experience the same thing but when i go below the level of why 57 i am adopt a a deeper more eloquently spoken british accent but the minute i go up one of these here blocky blues ice tend to adopt a much more thick southern american accent [ __ ] let me see right here if i got the same reaction to that black gold he's talking about hello what is um brit ish we we pronounce our t's duck we duck this isn't twitter we we say british and one of the important things you must know about britain is that it's full of damn commies that's what i tell you they said the devil would be attractive it's a nice day today am your therapist look i don't need therapy i don't tommy therapist i'm going to teach you how to soften it out look at this oh there we go kiss me tucker kiss me tucker let it down into me let's refine it i see it i see him i see it my friends guys guys were you now guys guys i'm here i'm here to rescue you all we don't want no rescuing yeah green goes down it was right here the gas has gotten so much bigger guys you got to stop talking like this i'm going to hit the southerner out of you right now charlie if you don't stop it go ahead and give it a oh well would you look at that you can't do it to me though you damn demi-crazy oh hello tommy that's all right you can take me out of south but you can't take the sound out of me [ __ ] it's funny your hair is like your half your face is missing [Music] well logan you get two options you get this or you get this slogan i'm worse man boys okay that's pretty cool i've never done that with another guy my fireballs aren't working are you suffering from erectile dysfunction dragon are you infertile oh no no no no no no no no you've got some out somehow what's down here no no no no no no no no no what's all this then it's the most british dragon i've ever met oh you've got some you've got some 10 10 emfs going on in you right now scott thank you oh how about you shelby oh you've also got i'm gonna grab a crucifix because i love jesus me oh would you need to smudge stick the room there's nothing funny about our lord and savior will let's carry on oh god this is not gonna go well at all look what i found what are we calling him let's take turns and pick a name so i do an adjective like a sound and then you do a sound the parody of crashing tiger hidden dragon that no one watched oh [ __ ] okay oh film for minecraft someone go in the closet someone check that out well where i spent too much of my life in the closet we're all gonna shut up that's a lot of boys charlie there's just a lot of boys here man why are there there shouldn't be this many boys so many boys i have an idea i have an idea can you like lure them in to the big hole somehow is that possible [ __ ] wait yeah let's try that hold on i'll make a trapdoor i'll make a trapdoor because mobs don't know the trap doors on on empty blocks so they walk on them okay here we go here we go right bring him over bring him over charlie i've got it i've got it chuckling okay i'm bringing him over get over here wait wait wait wait we got it we got it wait here's another one isn't it just be the dragon's hoe for a day it's not gonna hurt you please uh could you could you please be my [ __ ] please please please all right excuse me my my love i need to go down into the mines holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] dragon i want to make a bucket okay i got a bed yes yes i'm i'm learning a lot here yes quite yes i agree yes quite peculiar yeah curious curious splendid hmm i guess i just get free materials because that oh i got poisons oh my god dying help him then help him he's old let's get rid of older people and older people on this planet anyone over the age of 20. let me in let me in i'm gonna die dude don't hit me don't hit me just staying out from them oh my god dude great job out there being brave oh thank you man i was really brave don't you think so shelby are you i called you a coward and you proved me wrong by going into that house and dying yeah you are brave know but will was just called the best man i'm literally the best man shelby's ever met you've heard it here that that that's not what i said hey well i'm not as great a man as that no no jack manifold you're right thank you thank you i'm possibly down bad [ __ ] you bro she called me the bravest man she knows that's the opposite of down bad that's that's up good up good i'm up good how many people are watching this video right now don't know about death not many because it just picks up your chat mic um [Laughter] did you fix it hello hello hello phil i've been looking for you watch out behind you oh jesus why are you pissing on it hey dragon dragon can you do us a favor real quick there's a hole over here can you fit down it this this bit here just go down there i was looking for oh no no no oh i've been thinking a lot about my hot wife what what makes her so attractive i miss i miss her jewels you like it for a jewelry are you a draw you're a jewelry man are you oh my god i am indeed a jewelry man do you like jewelry fills oh yeah sure i have many golden jewels in my lair would you like to hear some of them oh yeah sure go ahead the black zirconium the sapphire you like lag your voice ready hello wow i thought that was discord but that's your yeah you did it little anyway all right i want to try it i'll try it try it no hey let me tell you something hey this goes out to everyone here we'll decide here's the best court you do not know about my [ __ ] where is your insufferable friend i don't i literally don't know d-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong but it'll help if you're just saying along hello would you like some help finding your friends yes follow me a dragon i have a new profession i just got a new job my new job is a wife hunter i find wives that are very unsatisfied in the current relationship and i satisfy him that sounds like a good job a job that would never pertain to me hello is there anyone out there hello hello once when i need to pee charlie i will say while you're while we're in this precarious position i wouldn't want to anger you right now considering that hey if you did if you did everything could go wrong you know like yeah i had every single oxide daisy on the map in my inventory oopsie daisy no no charlie charlie look at me look at me look at me we don't know that could be that was all i had dude literally all i had was that and how how absolutely sexy you look today those are the only two things i've been holding on to wilbur we have time to look for more it's never the end we don't have to we don't have much time we're going to be stuck i know we've done most times why i'm saying we got to get our [ __ ] pull ourselves [Music] [Applause] dragon dragon listen to me this is called wife powder you hand it to wives and it turns them on oh no i need sex i need to i need to [ __ ] i need to [ __ ] right now oh no that's not no no you're a wife hello who is it it's me the sexy dragon have you brought the condoms i have condoms right here yes have you brought the video camera i've got a view there's a good camera position actually shelby you've got that very well positioned thank you i'm a i'm a youtuber i know how to do camera angles you can't give me those jokes after the other jokes that i had jack all right it's good to pick me up but don't lie all right just don't don't tell lies bro that's not good i know you feel pretty good about your skills wilbur but i have right here a blue corn flower you were expecting to clinch it in the early stages these meats match my power golfer instantly gonna put in the defensive position wheat seeds well i got something that's gonna tickle your fancy wilbur summoning an entire row of feathers have you tried punching your way through the problem [Music] would you like to have hardcore sex with me i would like to have hardcore count me down for penetration eight seven six sex more like am i right huh five four one there's something about that about the sort of american accent going if there's a ghost in here can you say something that just tickles me if there's a ghost in here say something now number fee from children if there's a ghost can you say something now number 15. there is a ghost number 15. if there's anybody in the school please show yourself number 12 i am not freaking scared of you number seven an anonymous poster on the website 4chan posted a thing saying he's not scared multiple replies questioned the authenticity of the claim oh hey scott sorry we were talking about chills shut the [ __ ] up i'm gonna put down three flaccid flowers in defense position around the cornflower i will if i thought you were gonna win i'd be danda lion oh oh put him in the front about this one i'm feeling good about this play destroy the chest okay okay i'm swiping the credit card i've got time oh what are you going to do i'm also going to play an apple oh my god dude in my elo melee we're literally gonna burn to our deaths if you don't start pulling your [ __ ] together who drinks from a mason jar me [ __ ] sorry sorry let's talk privately in this room right here okay when we got married i thought the world was at our fingertips if it weren't for the wife powder would you would you even have married me bring me more wife powder to find out tommy gave it to me we must find tommy yes i need more water okay okay okay okay i will i will editor please cut out as much as you can about the [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] now what this is going to do is it's going to stop your meat play from actually breaking through what's that noise what the [ __ ] what are you doing stop playing the lava has not stopped rising wilbur yeah come on it was it's your turn charlie it's your turn no no no no no they're all gonna [ __ ] die they are [ __ ] done and i don't care okay okay oh charlie that takes my call you've won look take my call what and that's the game baby oh that's weird my elo actually went down oh yeah i'm bad yeah me too [Laughter] i don't know about it i don't know if you should do that one uh so it's pr dragon yeah i think you've got a bit of a murder prop problem [Laughter] i know iron man iron i see a magnified scope staring back at me it's become a case of not rather whose reflexes can pull the trigger first but whose gut can stomach the pain of after you've pulled it ace race my enemy yeah once my friend i look upon you once more and i think to myself do i have the stomach i feel my finger twitch once my friend that's the [ __ ] hi tommy again kill iron man now this is stupid [Music] no no tommy focusing oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that was [ __ ] epic oh ace race you've taken me on a date you can [ __ ] me ace race well well we're gonna do false what are you gonna do okay cool we're going after them holy [ __ ] that was incredible oh my [ __ ] god it waits it waits for us among us among us big chungus 2002 imposter no way ace race oh my lover [Music] turn the blind eye to this one [Music] kill bad boys kill bad boys to nap doing good in pasta have big boobs no tommy oh oh stuff watch out in pasta in pasta among us ace race my my first friend my enemy maybe the last face i'll ever get to see if i throw away my shot is this how they'll remember me maybe this trident maybe this trident is my legacy legacy what is a legacy it's planting seeds in a garden you won't get to see i wrote a note at the poem someone will sing for me oh ace race you great unfinished symphony you said for me you made me make a difference when even someone in 32nd place can rise up i'm running out of time i'm running in my times up rise up tridents up i have a glimpse at filzer's face on the wall tommy is singing songs on the other wall rambu is racing across the wall teaching me how to win the race rise up rise up rise up ace race my love take your time i'll see you on the other side raise a glass to freedom he aims his trident at the sky wait say you in first i'm in sixth tommy i'm in sick [ __ ] place i'm channeling you technoblade right now i've got you so i say i've got you inside me but i don't ignore that you what i said ignore that filter mine you are such a little petulant i never thought i'd get on with your ice creams you know when i met you i thought you know me and you are never gonna get on but right now i've never been more attracted to another [Laughter] shut up town boy town boy go huh dust no [ __ ] girls you're a difficult lover you're a difficult level racer but you know what you're worth it ace race doesn't discriminate between the seniors i'm glad as will the sir aimed at the sky he may have been the first one to cross the line and i came seventh in ace race holy [ __ ] i finished in seventh innings now i'm the villain in your history a box of chocolates now i'm not going to say what the brand is i want their money if you're from the uk you'll probably know what box chocolate is phil and tommy when i say it's the most default box of chocolates you've ever heard of oh i know exactly what you're talking about you know you know do you know tommy don't you know i know i know you know whenever i get stressed i'm going to review each of the milk [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no way you suck [ __ ] you bastard hey oh wait stuff bun nut bug possibly what's all these stuff wooden no wait burned oh you [ __ ] wait [ __ ] every other mcc map story gets told every mccc map gets to go but when you come in seven who'll remember your name who'll keep your flame you'll tell your story i put myself back in the narrative i stopped wasting time on tears i came in seventh place in an ace race it's not enough i interview every person who won ace race she tells our story i try to make sense of your pages and pages of glitches you really do glitch all the [ __ ] time off [ __ ] man ace race race is my favorite it's my favorite map it's my favorite game it's my favorite game ladies and gentlemen girls girl fav bit of girl hmm woman just don't expose your legs to the bottom there are no i would never oh i would i found trough i up trough trough phil trough must phil filzer phil's a [ __ ] no no no filzer manly it wasn't manly phil's a dick no no no no no feels a dick phil's are cocking balls a dick oh no oh brain hurts coming with you tommy thanks wilbur we're like brothers yeah look at us go two brothers in the hole we're like brothers we're like brothers don't say that i will cry we're like brothers i said all of these things oh my gosh we are we truly are like brothers we'll be there we are like brothers yeah i will cry in 2000 were you worried for me we have a very we're like brothers yeah i will cry you know what you like learn from your big brother wilfred drink the pain away you are like my big brother i knew it i will cry you i knew it we have such a family dynamic you and i what we'll do double speed double speed like brothers yeah don't say that you'll make me cry i'm wearing george underwear today do you know that as in my it's not my underwear this is george is a brand george underwood what's your name what's your name son it's it's dave david dave david david what a lovely name david i'm gonna i'm gonna talk david i'm gonna talk in a language you understand pizza this is pizza pizza has got lumps in it the lumps are hard with nuts i didn't want a nutty pizza today because i'm allergic to nuts now either no don't cut me off now either you're trying to kill me or [Laughter] i can't keep straight face when you do this i'm so good at keeping a straight face and improv and you just [ __ ] break me really good or you've done the pizza wrong so i'm gonna hand and you can't look at it because it or else i'm gonna find that patronizing now i want you to take this i understand you disappoint with the quality of the pizza oh you obviously don't understand don't talk talk slower please i understand i don't shout i don't we don't shout here that i don't raise people who communicate with people that shout at me i'm not raising my voice as far as i'm aware we do not serve pizzas with nuts in them now i'm willing to have a look at the pizza and try and get to the best as far as you're well listen to me pal i'm i'm aware all right i'm i am mrs aware yeah that's that's brilliant i'm sure you have found nuts in your pizza i'm not accusing you of anything but i i wouldn't you're accusing me aren't you i'm not accusing you of you you're accusing that's what you do now isn't it i'm not listen to me i'm not gonna have this now i'm gonna ask you real and i'm gonna i'm gonna be the i'm gonna be the bigger one here i'm gonna be polite i'm going to ask that you go and get your manager all right is that would that be easy enough but can you do that can you do that for me there's one thing for me can you do that right thanks hey hey seriously thank you smoke smoke what does that mean that's what i'm going to call you now kid you like that name you like the name smoke no smoke listen to me get on building a bridge now okay i was getting as iron which feels more valuable and you what's your name okay i'm gonna call you specs specs i need you to listen closely cause i'm gonna say this one smoke's down there making a bridge and you're just gonna sit there and look at him what do i need you to do what do i need to duty i will save your town i'll let you do whatever you want to do you do whatever you think is best just don't follow me there's a bird good afternoon i'd like to return this game please if if i'd like to return this okay oh let me have a look yeah that this isn't real what do you mean this isn't real this isn't real this is the 2007 classic grand car steel i think you're thinking of gta mate the the one with the game no i'm not thinking of gta the game great car steel is purely focused on the theft of automobiles how long have you been going to game four son i've been going to game for a very long time i've been a loyal customer for the past like you know what you know what mate i can [ __ ] tell from you from your from your breath this isn't real all right i've had three tattoos i know what's real just just because you do not know of the hit classic grand theft auto listen i've beat terraria twice past so don't [ __ ] talk to me i've beat terraria 52 times what did you [ __ ] kill the moonlight hey don't [ __ ] talk to customers sorry what was that i'm can i buy this game sorry i just want to i just i don't wanna interrupt though what game is that yes um haze the hit shooter from 2006. you know you know what you're behind him you came to my head sorry did you behind me in the line and i would still not i've still not received my money i'm really sorry [ __ ] spoons bro this isn't what you're doing right now look i do not enjoy the same things as other people i do not like to go out to that rowdy establishment all right i would rather does not mean that i can't simply enjoy my classic games and this game did not deliver the experience that i was expecting and i would like to have my funds returned i'll buy you give you 15 pounds and you can go to weatherspout and you can buy three beers on me all right on the tab i'll be buying a brand new copy of call of gamer well i'm not giving you the money for this that's not a real game yes it is the call of duty alternative thinking modern warfare no i'm not thinking about warfare modern warfare can i just leave the money on the counter and just don't know no no no you're behind me you're behind can you can you not can you not shout in the game because then the manager's gonna wear then she'll come out if you cannot handle this sort of stuff then you shouldn't be buying video games anyway i just want to buy haze you're too young you you cannot play haze if you cannot handle shouting like this then you cannot handle haze i'm twenty seven twenty three old all right what's your name my name is nathaniel and if you dare call me nathan then i will see your manager all right okay that's very okay what's your gamer tag you don't you don't have to say out loud you can write it down on a piece of paper for me if you would that be i can tell this mine is minus friendly gamer whale 99 i've changed my head okay take this take this your name is boobylaser24 i'll give you that confidence i didn't want to say that aloud and you've just spoken to it in front of all these customers no no no no no no hey guys hey yeah george got lost down there we might not find him for a while classic george well we'll find him in a little bit right i'm gonna make a diamond they'll turn up and yeah i hear him it's like he never left wilbur i'm right in front of you you're lava now yeah well yeah wilbur wilbur turn around yeah he's not there he's not there see it was just all in your head actually also also also oh do you see that it's almost like it's actually oh he's coming right for us he's coming right before he's having the edge beau killed me beau killed me in the mines oh it's almost like i can hear his voice i am in front of you spiritually i specs what what specs what yes yes i see you can see me can you hear me i hear you specs i hear you specks so what's the problem you can see hear me what's the problem oh it's like he's really there you're in my heart touch me i can't i can't oh now he wants someone to touch him when he told our therapist only i could touch him or he could touch me oh i tripped god i'm just so i'm just so woozy from from from missing him did he get lost because you divorced him did he miss you you could say that we are now divorced does that mean the papers are now done take this ninja please please oh my god oh is this what i think it is are you proposing to me oh yes overall my god yes oh absolutely oh my god this is so amazing [Music] i'm coming back dear don't worry i just need to go for a walk i need to clear my head wait yeah everyone say bye george yeah let's go jack is starting to cry oh a hunt baby what's wrong babe what's wrong i just don't know if i can do anything do what we're at the zoo is watching like the giraffes what's wrong with the giraffes it's not the giraffe but you love you love giraffes they're your favorite look you always say you always say how you love how long their necks are and how you you just hate everything else about every other animal i do there's no animal that's good has a banging headache i just have a heart i have a horrible headache oh that's okay we can get you some water it's a hot day it's a hot day we'll get you some water look we can go to the zebra kiosk over there that will have some water i don't i [ __ ] hate i don't know oh i suppose yeah right now i'll go i'll go to the zebra kills can get you some water and bring it back to you don't have to go near the zebra as helena leaves jack knows that he has to do this now wait no i'm the woman i'm called helena oh my god i can be a guy called helena he he goes sasha oh you got a grip on me are you feeling better it's 29 degrees it's fine it's my headache's gone my headache's gone at least okay good good good why are you still crying is it are the giraffes not as tall as you hoped the giraffes are great all right we're all up here what did you call it bills of minecraft yeah okay tommy in it yeah and scarlet slimes are cool yes okay okay i'm glad you're all here uh to meet on top of this church first item for the meeting filzer why do you hate religion why did you blow this place up this is our meeting for phil you never told me you hated religion you never told me you hated religion [Music] it was in the way i thought it was just a normal building oh my god okay okay what are you hearing just get rid of him get him out of here right okay listen item number two on the list tommy in it uh just wondering what sort of items have you gathered can you give us a roll of items you've got ladders yes good i've also got one where we're going we don't need ladders [Applause] [Music] so have you i saw you were getting oh my god there he goes that was scarring the oh my god i just saw his corpse get launched into the air hey phil let's call so i can get attention [Music] [Laughter] are you okay what's up need attention what happened i just need attention okay will you you are pog um you make good music you make good music with your friends and bandmates yes compliment [Music] [Music] i'll stay in here phil do you know i'm an expert speed runner the only catch is i could do this slowly probably but the catch is i'm going to do it fast you ready wait hold on more dirt this needs more dirt i feel like that and then and then and then oh no no no no no no no hey phil you don't have diamond pick i'm on it take off all of your armor and jump off of the walls of your glass no hmm how can i convince you it's not a good idea so you can't convince me of it it's a very dumb idea what if i donate 50 subs i don't care i am very stubborn hmm i will not pop a totem well then hello friend you can come outside now that was the test you can't come outside i was testing you you failed the test now i have to try oh it's so dark in it just me and me it was a bad move it's easy to [ __ ] up right yeah it was phil i'm sorry forever being rude to you and and your and your virgin ways [Music] [ __ ] how's the wife you [ __ ] virgin why have you never used a golden hoe go change that use it 69 times that'll be really funny oh my god someone will will be you promised me we weren't selling the [ __ ] what bits do you have bits of the mule you could never one the ear that's in here there's an air no no no what are you doing it wasn't dead before my friend don't look in there [Music] don't go to the mule bits shop it's some horrific [ __ ] in there he's coming no he's coming back over to me what's he doing hey what do i play with what do i do i'm gonna give him some money anything to do with your mule business [Music] and then they changed it to advancements and i stopped caring again wish i could care for as little stuff as you phil unfortunately my my heart is full of caring unlike yours did you stream so much did you have a nice stream there's so much plight in this world phil and i'm glad that even if you don't care i do who what did you sell for that mule bits anything else going on in the uh in the mule bits business [Music] that for okay about the environment also minecraft is a dentist i'm a dentist filter minecraft recommends colgate [Laughter] hey phil how do you feel about your mcc team oh i i've i know it and it's very pog have they announced it don't leak i'm going to read it out don't leak it if they haven't announced it scott will be mad filzer scott will be mad he's on scott will be so mad la la la la la pulsar is on [Music] i defined i definitely they haven't announced it jesus christ am i being detained i don't even know well i just might be entertained i don't know how is he in charge right now get out get out okay let you know we're getting out of here we're getting out of here phil phil give him some give him some life advice he's full of it he's full of a life advice walk with me phil walk with me okay when i started mule bits i had one goal in mind to sell bits of mule to the world right right we're living through the worst meteorological disasters the world has seen in many years and i thought my mule bits could help improve this world you know bring it all up to scratch you could say i like to think i was on the right page phil i know we haven't spoken much but i want to truly say this as long as nothing bad happens in the next three seconds we will be best friends forever [Music] in a suit it's not worth it you're gonna get on talisman guys they're gonna send you all a copy of talisman thank you it's all right reimburse me no that's fair how do i send you all some gifts no no tommy i'm gonna be honest with you i'm i'm quite rich i've got all the talisman stuff already man i'm ready we have five extra talisman all right viewers we're gonna do a giveaway two pound entry who's ready for the talisman giveaway give it to prime now and you enter into my talisman giveaway [Music] you win pride talisman and a small sense of shame we're dunk imagine rating other people's dunks uh we'd have a preference uh weird dunk actually weird kind of weird kind of weird dunk guy could have dunked somebody else guys he's he's got the salt in his beans he's all right yes i'll be team [ __ ] [Laughter] who's this who the [ __ ] dear one he won get the [ __ ] oh he's gone he's got a good job yeah that's right you couldn't handle the d1 d1 d1 you can't stop doing one i'm getting one out of here man you gotta get one oh my god dewan's talking in chat he says hello tommy in it you can't get rid of me hi d1 you're a level oh my god it's a [ __ ] level 49 talisman player okay okay the slots now draw enjoy we're in get rid [Laughter] do a weird dunk i can't know what's going on weird don't wait oh well a weird dunk it's weird that's a weird dunk guys look yellow weird dunk drop away dunk that one you don't see many dunks of that caliber of peculiar i'll let you have this win if you make it across then if you make it across that already have the win clearly yeah seriously oh [ __ ] no god come on let's go let's go come on soldier come on george you're ruining my moment george told me i told me i saved you because it's more important than teams come up man come up [Applause] [Music] i don't mind that you made more suit it was actually quite fun i quite enjoyed wearing it hey guys guys i don't want to panic anyone but filter is thinking oh callum oh calum this is gonna be the weirdest dunk you've ever seen callum here comes the weird dunk oh it's got michael mcgill come here callum [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] the delay [Music] [Music] hope everything goes [Applause] [Music] you

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