If Me or Philza Laugh, The Stream Ends...

on today's stream i did a you laugh you lose with filzer out of all my friends phil is the most renowned for laughing at absolutely everything so i knew this one was gonna be a huge challenge the rules were simple we had five lives and if we left five times we had to end the stream there and then this meant it got pretty intense pretty quickly so if you do enjoy please feel free to subscribe likely it is most of you here know me from my twitch and my main channel and aren't subscribed here so if you could hit that button i'd greatly appreciate it anyways enjoy this stream everyone says this is good now so i guess we'll uh we'll start but yeah anyway [ __ ] it i usually give everyone uh the choice of three or five lives um but i'm pretty sure i know where you're gonna go with this oh easy five dude [ __ ] it what the [ __ ] easy yeah no there is just insane for me i will i will not the only people have taken three i think are rambu and quackity and they are pretty like they were pretty good yeah they were really good at it to be fair so um never mind i think we've already got clips yeah we've already got clips in hey this sage of ninetales thank you so much for the 25 gifted um yeah we've already got clips in so um i'm literally just not even gonna i'm just gonna start let me full screen this [ __ ] full screen this [ __ ] you ready yeah okay now laughing now phil if you laugh i'll i'll cry because this is this is my livelihood for the week i forgot for a second that i shouldn't laugh yeah this is why i'm reminding you now okay it was true i had a problem i couldn't stop repeating i don't know what that clip is about it just started playing over here oh birds take talk of a bird okay yeah it's all gone oh that's very easily [Music] oh he's dead i remember that he turns into a block man i remember when he was a block man i remember that what can i hear just usbs being disconnected yeah you can hear everything you will be able to take a teeny peeny shrimp eeny i'm not gonna laugh a teeny peeny shrimp isn't this what got you left last time i'm pretty sure that's what got you last time no i think it was an xqc cliff oh it was it was the jellyfish it was the jelly i seen that one it was like one of like one oh i think it was george thank you to the viewers for staying around we thought that that gets downloaded several times every single time and i what is that it's a smosh clip but i don't know the context it's just from smosh hmm oh okay you have a difficult job ahead of you mr right the defense caused larry butts to the stand will the witness give his name and occupation please thank you for the five gifted that was good that was subtle that was subtle but it landed that landed hard oh oh crying time cry everyone it's the response that's all they do they'll just cry now there it is there they are suffer oh wow that was quick they just started crying they're so quick to do well no one's ever seen this one every single stream i've never i've never seen that clip before that's so funny every single stream there's media yep because you [ __ ] i didn't [ __ ] your mother hey enough i mean he he didn't he didn't respectable man no a respectable man that that is kind of him how do you get that out there you know yeah i'll be telling people that all the time thank you for choosing taco john's my name is evan would you like to try the two for four fish tacos tonight hell no all right you can go ahead and order and i'll be ready all right can i get the two for four fish tacos no the no the nose quite good the nose no it's so the nose was good he played in i like that i do like that oh not this oh yeah i've seen this seen this that cut that was a good cut though they landed that quite well i was expecting it and they're still wait wait wait wait wait have you seen ten yes oh no no not this miku oh okay there was no intense music it just didn't land without it what was that who made that i who who knows you ever heard of miku cheeto cheeto i don't know just sometimes people go this would be funnier if it was miku and they're usually wrong that was really quick what is the comedy of just clips being really quick i don't know what there's something about it it's like it gets you it's good oh i know this classic wait that was different that was not what we expected no that was not the same that was good i like that cry harder oh crying time again thank god we get a break now we don't get to laugh just tears all right well i'm over that one now [Music] he definitely hurled a thunderbolt that wasn't very nice of him why'd he do that though it's one of my favorite disney movies the music is so good i'm not good am i parkant am i plastic it doesn't help that it sounds a bit like rambu help is there a possibly that i'm pegrant am i pregnant or am i okay could i be pregonate how do i know it i'm a bit i heard it it's not here can you bleed while ooh are per cranberry's got a deeper voice he does he does but i i hear i hear it though yeah [Music] i like that i like that we're doing well i've lost on that one before so we're doing pretty well that was intense my souls are unease it's it's all right though oh oh oh really wow oh my god that's for you phil you that was your error wow i would say i would see him in every single call of duty montage you wanted to feel ironically just to get an idea for how old were you when montage parodies were big i don't know like let's think kills 21 22. i saw that live this is good this is good victory i saw that live and it looked like it hurt it it looked like it hurt he's hit me in the face before on one of these the last you left you lose i did with him he hit me every time i laughed so he deserves it tommy yeah yeah he decided that was a new rule mike we can't implement this rule this is probably tos and he's like no so wes does not does not matter to tommy yeah no no he will just do stuff number 15. man sticks chew chew up his butt here we can see what appears to be some unknown man i couldn't find much about him but i did in fact find out that he did stick a choo choo train up his stink hole number 14 jungle one go gets his revenge i don't know who that is you're doing really well phil i can see the strain look at that man power some of these are new he's just breathing because he knocked his setup over i don't think that counts he just broke it why does my light just fall up actually this is very good oh that's [ __ ] weird i mean i mean what i didn't mean to say that thank you all the stuff's coming through by thank you so much i put on a blue wig when we hit seven thousand subscribers we got the honey i will hate it a little asmr oh no that's something it was so honey so that was i can't speak that was really close that was insanely close [ __ ] you baltimore if you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend you're old enough to come down i [ __ ] hate baltimore bad deal everything about it if you think you're gonna find a part in that big bill you can kiss my ass you're our belief that you're such a stupid [ __ ] you'll fall for this [ __ ] guaranteed if you find a better deal shove it up your ugly ass you hurt us right shove it up your ugly ass bring yourself never seen this phil bring your wife delay don't [ __ ] with me oh yeah big bill maybe maybe hurry up i tried that ends the minute after you write us a check and it better not bounce or you're a dead [ __ ] go to hell big bill hell's car all the most filthiest and exclusive on one of the meanest sons of [ __ ] in the state of maryland guaranteed i'm really tempted to try and win that car it's a classic how many feet in the air could you piss i think i measured it once when i was younger that's it what do you mean film and you're bored especially around other boy friends you just think you're lay down and piss me into the sky see who can piss the longest or the furthest oh i remember winning oh you won hey big piss fail i don't remember the defeat we didn't have a tape mirror oh really explosion explosion i just measured your piss i'm not going to measure my face you sneak up on it think about it what do they call it um a flat i think they call it a flat arthur what are you saying anyway yeah i'll be riding say you'll never leave from drake what is happening don't know not a clue that one was a bit that was an enigma master chief you mind telling me what you're doing on july 11th sir drinky my slurpee he's so small i like him he's so smart sir i miss i miss americans slushies and stuff i've never been to america phil i don't know that feeling you'd love it i can't go over tommy you're trying to break him out the wink the wink was quite amusing it was very animated expired pie i think the 10 gifted by the way i really appreciate it 200 subscribers it's really pog 500 i take my hat off and i feel bad about it because i have bad hair part of it's sticking up today it's awful it's amusing me a little bit is it gone that was the first time used me in a while one of my mobs you're gonna get [ __ ] muttered that is not funny in the slightest bit my mods also do things like this they they once just put a fan cam of me in there they're either like evil evil absolutely we got new mods today let that be a warning to those mods these worlds are true all of them fell i couldn't figure out which one it was so they all had to fall einstein who even is he i already forgot his name that was a joke phil i was only joking i just got new ones jack manifold mods be warned i guess let me drive the boat i didn't expect him to talk like tom not for some reason i don't know why but that really caught me off guard i was really explaining let me draw the ball i'll just let him pop off for a second okay i was waiting for like the bass drop of what [Music] bad why is he skrillex when did he become skrillex hidden talent skrillex remember skrillex my god is skrillex bad boy halo i believe that he fell it's just noise it's just noise phil just noise yeah i was just calling him out for it being just knows then you went and i almost laughed so next time i'm thinking [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] agreed i agree tommy brooks so many tos just then he has a habit in the chat in a video playing a video game yeah i always i always make that point with me and you phil we we're aware have you got the covered vaccine yet nope you must have been the priority list as you they make a good point though did you see my old twitter today i don't look a bird up do you want to hear what i tweeted to announce this stream i'll tell you have you heard of the channels wait hold on oh this is good i like that i said might be doing a you laugh you lose with an old man tonight please prepare your best rage comics it's all he understands i i even spelt it a bit wrong oh well got now so strong they're all shutting right now they're still shutting you really you're the inspiration it's the cheese boy i was going to say but kristen sent me a video of him with the cheese yeah the among us task really came out of nowhere that got me i like that one that was a good video the drink is tea well that is jolly well not true we do much more with it than that what are you doing we drink we drink we drink americans don't know what that was that he just picked up they don't have kettles i didn't realize that they'd just be boiling the water in the pan my name is technochan i'm just an ordinary 21 year old minecraft player i like to stab orphan he he what's that okay i'm not reading the rest of this i'm not reading the last even he became self-aware we have kettles you don't have kettles you don't have ketchup i'm just gonna get that money phil as an american wife i'm trusting fell over you guys they have kettles but not the ones that we have they put them they still put them on a hob they still put flame underneath oh yeah yeah and if they get an electric kettle they don't know how to use it with this camera i shoot pictures of people who don't drink wilkins coffee i'm ready shoot anybody oh he killed him in a video game that was the joke well done the muppets oh you do the bounce the jumping elephant 10 hours is a very good hour that's a good title i like that title jumping elephant 10 hours 10 hours of just that i like it [Music] that was a bit wrong that doesn't sound like how it usually does that doesn't sound like the the tune i remember that's not what wario sounds like [Laughter] [Music] i made no noise i just went ah i just i just clenched my face jack manifold getting the first lost light imagine that you have like it looks like orange poor goggy or goggy everyone just keeps forgetting you can't see colors you can't see them bruh it's oh [ __ ] that's the wrong one oh wait you've just got those on a soundboard yeah yeah i just got the wrong one oh it's getting funny what's the point where's the funny you missed the funny my voice cracked that was embarrassing that's what the point of the mattress i like that i've not seen that before that was good the fact that they made a whole music video as well there was real effort put into that and i appreciate that'll never it and we'll get all cool and you'll be all like whoa and then we'll be all like in your face and then i'll be all like that's true he did he did do that mm-hmm so true he did shoot ghostbuster i remember it oh almost cracked it like every spot by the way if you notice this he is yeah no i remember when we did like the assault course and he just would pick the [ __ ] up and just be like i'm doing it and we're like all right he's just very good he's like he you don't expect it from him but he's very physically talented he's cracked actually cracked i don't know what that clip was by the way that just it went on my head oh oh not this again hi everyone my name is technochan i'm just an ordinary 21 year old minecraft player knees that no more what fair enough work is the poop no more now more is it the poop the wife doesn't why is that one my wife knows everything the wife doesn't know they're one too of course they are my wife knows everything in front to the outside the wife doesn't know my wife knows everything oh you're getting a discord so you will my wife knows everything more than the wife doesn't know i'm really confused i think he was something about my wife my wife's son trying to never mind do you want to get married i'm a creeper minecraft script reaper blowing up blocks i don't even know what that song is you don't you don't know the creeper song i'm called i'm hearing that that's damn ball it's like got like a hundred million views like i'm not even exaggerating that i know about that but i've not really listened to a lot of stuff wait wait wait creeper song i was kind of a little bit old for like the dan bull like parody song fortunate news i posited testified i posited tested for [Music] have you ever i've got a video of minx really really really drunk from when we met up um which is much like that but she's just trying to she was trying to say that they skipped it again keep skipping it she was trying to say that her face felt like chip and dale which doesn't make sense as is but she couldn't even get that out in the midst of chaos there is also opportunity it's a good clip though all warfare is based or warfare is based i made that meme phil i made that one you made that i didn't make it but i i popularized it and that that you know i'm proud of that thanks for the soupy and cheers huh huh and you too [ __ ] what was that what i'm very confused everyone's saying george wait was that george no apparently that's george do you like that like that was that was like an old george video it was young george young george said [ __ ] small george i don't know what time did he ask for subscribers yeah did he ask enough that's probably why he didn't make it [Music] that's that's funny i like that i'm doing pretty well i'm you are doing well you're doing really well there's a there's been a couple no there has there has been a couple okay that's that's that's too much lube in in the in the keyboard i think that didn't sound great too much lube punch tommy and it screams for 30 seconds that's that should be the title of that this is the axolotl this is the excellent so if you know it sing along actually [Music] i don't know anymore and i'm [Music] he was yellow throughout the whole video but it was a george video so we just never knew george keep losing george does not why did he keep [Music] the mattress i like the mattress he's a mattress damn right damn straight this is like despite his criminal mind this man is behaving well his reward is the canoe this time he can phil has not seen the canoe i've just found out he's just sat there looking up [ __ ] you made me laugh you made me laugh i never thought about it in such vivid detail foxy you are going to lose this for us and i am just gonna be triumphant you're gonna get so close to laughing and you're gonna just say one thing that's gonna tip me off like every time because you've done it twice now like you're just like comment i'm like [ __ ] it it's quite funny actually oh laughing at how they pay taxes for that why would you keep saying [ __ ] like this well let me show you first you take an oversaturated hallway fill it with shadow demons and then add some text like me and the boys at 2am looking for beats true memes it's true though it's memes in 2021 that's how memes change that's actually more like 20 20 but still she made bees [Music] why is spanish i'm just doing a bit of breathing i'm just getting the breathing in now good morning god tell us something your mom doesn't know yeah yeah [Music] why would you do that why would you do that folks you know clip to [ __ ] now this is me so many clips of you doing that now phil i love that clip so much yeah but now there's clubs of you doing it phil okay it's funny i have no idea what i was just someone drinking he's so off his face he is it's hilarious no he is that was i saw plenty i went out to watch the football and it was much like that just everyone was like that yeah yeah it was bad watching the football was bad there was a fight almost immediately i mean i don't know what we expected you with the funny outro scanner that made me jump a bit i won't lie and he was coming yeah well you would it's your thing it's not my thing as if i'm honest with you right let's have a look again i can fix any old [ __ ] thing right [Music] i don't know why that was happening it was just personal postman says [ __ ] and i was like it's funny good morning dr freeman i like half-life sounds half-life sounds are good before i start the video i just wanted to give a quick [Music] no way it doesn't even say the captions cut off by the progress bar so it says there's no way i don't know what it says underneath i don't know either i but it just says no way for all i know no way i'm a baby goo gaga all right hey thanks for the subscribe by the way i really appreciate it look how orange you look girl that's too much foundation he knows his makeup that's too much that's too much that's too much of whatever that was wow why do we keep just seeing trouble just i know but it is it is slightly [Music] all right we're doing all right we're doing all right we're doing all right you've lost our first life i did i did i didn't hear what that said it's too quiet nice drink grab a plate like just a nice let's grab another plate okay just a nice other plate okay there we go let's grab another plate how bad can you be here we go i can't cook man but like let's let's grab another plate okay seriously man another place that was i've never seen anyone cope so hard but that was good you did well stream as well so i didn't i didn't know [Music] how appropriate did i laugh as i said come on man i didn't did i i don't think i did i i realized my brain switched off for that clip and i wasn't really containing myself i don't think i did i think i just kept it in bored of walls too i should no i didn't okay october 2003 i like that song i like the blades music he should release more you should do a parody of uh dream i'm gonna be doing adult stuff tomorrow chat i'm going to be building ikea furniture oh oh jeez okay [ __ ] okay measuring for curtains what you said i'm going to be doing adult stuff tomorrow chat and it's true i was doing stuff yeah i don't know i misinterpreted i'm going to be doing adult stuff chat get your get your mind out of the gutter that's the bird that's the bird jack where's the bird i couldn't stop saying i couldn't stop repeating it for like a week we might have the star wars like a sentence phil we're the same can you try to sparkling water and not burp i don't know lad i don't know about that oh this looks painful yeah it's probably gonna suck that's going to suck for you oh my gosh what do i do it's the panic the raw panic of what do i do that was wrong and then just above the age of 13 or older please press the retweet button what what what context was missing from that clip oh not this again how did he hit like how did he go straight to his eye that was harsh that was that was a harsh throw he clearly did something at his face an active bear doesn't always have the time to take a shower my secret a few drops of argentina orangina naturally what though dude [ __ ] was that [ __ ] zootopia it's like a turret juice that's an orange juice you drink why is it being why is the bear jack did you get a whopper i got the bacon king don't laugh at it phil it's not funny it's never been funny oh my god you're right it's all right i love weezer i love weezer phil you like weezer that video looked cursed yeah all right kristen loves them she likes wheezing [Music] what are you laughing at phil what did you do i'm laughing i'm laughing at chat i didn't laugh though i went i'm laughing at chat just getting mass timed out oh my god your bot is ruthless oh yeah no it it'll go for people it will go for people on certain terms i looked at chat and just saw nothing but deleted messages people just got absolutely eaten by them it'll get sad it will get sad anyway oh what what the b movie okay ruby we're gonna lay off your lead oh for ruby don't run off ready for the scottish i love them i love the scottish ruby just want to run that's my dog that's why he's dead man this dude i just probably use it for like a race or something it's probably like quite fast i feel like so why are you gonna be so nefarious you uh you you stay alive yeah it's always a good objective where are you on my phone if you hear okay by the way if you hit it's all in the sound so i really should share your screen with audio is that a good thing or a bad thing that was a bad thing that was a bible that was like that was bad i'm just saying if you need my advice i've tried not dying i said i was so much harder than the blade the blade he never dies it's his advice he always knows what to say he always knows in times of need so true just don't die just don't die i've yet to do it therefore i'm doing pretty well what the hell was that video yeah dog was doing golf he's just playing a little bit golf playing around playing around with his boys probably why is the funny i wonder where in the world she is figures i'd end up in philadelphia she's in philadelphia phil that's where she really said jinkies at this point i'm just trying to make you laugh i'm you and you're me and this is a gun why spider-man got the gun though it's like that meme when they're pointing i know but why does spiderman pull out the nine he doesn't have a gun old spider might hit differently everybody run rat in the scene what too much cheese heavy boy weighs down the ceiling there was somebody in that case a four piece and okay i didn't get to finish fair enough someone just said thing in chat you sound genuinely pissed she probably was he venting just doggy thing he's having fun he was enjoying himself and that's what matt has enjoyed i've i haven't had a chance to watch that yet that was my first introduction to that vlog pretty much and that is like nine minutes of them just having fun with trampolines [Music] [Music] so the average man you'll find in a pub like a british pub you walk in and there's a dude in there talking like that he's like he's not like his 20th pinterest thank you oh classic classic i like that one i hope he's okay i i probably hopefully show this video on youtube that's that's the second time we've seen that yeah now i know that it's the shortest video on youtube i'm like gaming is intense but takis are seriously intense ninja farted oh ninja fighter that was that was a life-changing moment for ninja right there i think he meant for you i meant seeing that really just that was it for you you gotta find that chemistry if you know what i'm saying yeah smackdown listen listen what i'm saying foolish gifts no way i also i'm i'm doing that girl boss [Music] okay what just wants to see what the camera is made of is it food or is it an edible there's like glass in it so it's a bit of glass and plastic there's a bit of glass chicken laughing when i first saw it i'm glad i'm glad you saw it before it still almost got me it's gonna be the guy's jacket i've ever seen that's nice can you show this clip i feel like you can you show that clip you know it's just fire it's on a man phil it's fire on a man at a bus not i'm on the bench i'm just wondering if you got your photos printed what bogus vented i like the bogus vintage i like burgers just want to know if you got your bogo's minted printer oh i like this one it's it's a decent response it is a decent response you wouldn't you yeah i mean i wouldn't run up to it i would no yeah yeah again it's not longer that time felt longer that time [Music] i just thought i'd try and join in i'm just trying to join in bro in the booth killing it can i stay with you dustin what imposter strikes there no okay okay man i like you poops what's your name uh you caught him all right being that funny youtube poops made like a full circle when suss became a different thing you might rather just use us all the time like now it's a different thing it's funny again yeah we're doing that the ice cream what's wrong this clip has got so much going on why is there wood just in the middle of the kitchen why is there a glass of milk with beans on toast why is there no plate oh my god kid he just wanted ice cream he learned that a lesson that day he did he did finish your food before worrying about ice cream there it was finally there it was we finally got it they've been teased with their whole life that's good i think i analyze videos too much i think chat are making me very what the heck what the hell thank you for the subs everyone thank you for the primes you know prime's free you just click subscribe then with prime free thanks so much [Music] nice on that don't i want that done to my car modern problems for that solutions if it do be farting it really do they ask me farting my answer yes maybe the prime creeper gap this is a problem i live by that angel just noise that was just it was peaking so hard it like cut out it was recorded on a nokia 3210 [Music] this is my [ __ ] that's a good video i like that video a lot that's what it says that's what it usually says i don't know why oh it's a good video this video is this video is over this video is it's over this video is over oh i've seen [Music] [Music] i need to know the backstory of why he was so angry at that no no milk no milk in the fridge can't make cereal bengal want a fork heavy oh mango on a fork eat that [ __ ] brother goodness goodness oh look at the pace on that lads the [ __ ] he's running that's horrifying i'll just kick him in the head see him at the 2020 olympics i swear to god that's what the mattress that's what the point of them i don't know man you've been seeming such lately this is really sweet i liked that a lot i like the original it's got like tons of people collaborating that was like the coolest thing i don't think i've seen that that was cool that's where it came from that song came from a frog [Music] just making the noise and then people started like playing instruments and drums he's not meant to be in that movie he's not oh what's he doing there then because he's not you know what he's supposed to be is twice you can't grief me i can't be beat i won't ban you unless you cheat you can lyricism that was hitting hard yeah i felt something yeah i knew billy eilish hits if i didn't become a star by 35 i was just going to become a serial killer well girl how old are you i'm getting her you just poked [ __ ] i laughed i laughed at the pog i'm a [ __ ] idiot i'm an idiot say scooby doo scooby doo it's so bad it's gonna be those thoughts scooby-doo i'm an idiot he bogged and i laughed at myself referencing pogs i've somehow only laughed at one of us talking about the videos yeah we just made the funniest i saw him on the street i would give him a hug nope so i could say i hugged a hundred emojis what does that mean phil what do you what what doesn't have to mean anything [Music] [Applause] would you do that phil would you do that film yeah probably probably don't want to be in a car with those guys for too long jesus oh my god wait should we ask if we can play songs through the thing hey guys parents isn't parents is it it's not parents it doesn't say ao parents right that's that's something tommy just made up i can't please don't tell me dream starts every song with ao parents i like i actually want to believe he does now looks like you missed your spanish lesson today i don't i don't do spanish you know what happens now no well what happened yes i guess we'll never know they just don't take spanish no i i love russian on there i didn't even i i mean i used to linger but definitely spanish ready boy oh what the dog doing oh there he goes there he goes it's not parents okay me that's not me wait hold on to me to protect the world from devastation i almost said me on the wrong one i got confused all right that's cool to extend our reach to the stars above this is good team rocket [Music] that's a good video that's good i actually made that one for revica he absolutely loved that all right so you can't can't find a car parking space anywhere i've never seen that i know it's like a bbc3 show ackley thank you for giving a sub by the way so is it any wonder people are afraid of technology it's true so true technology technology technology we have that got me thorn right here that's a bit they're dissolving this thing in a molten salt and they're doing electrochemistry on it george lucas he saw cameron immediately wanted to direct oh yeah no george lucas is like i'm leaving i'm leaving i'm panicked it's very funny i'm just playing on my regular how do you do that [ __ ] with a smile phil that's the question i've got how do you do that with a smile straight into real danger in your own time you know my imagination is incredibly vivid why did you a mongoose this dude this dude it's not fair will does it all the time will save things and they just pop in my head at least i know how to you know if i get bored i'll just start i'll just start no please don't start throwing hypotheticals please don't please classic along with me what if the truck had a big grin because unconscious people don't want tea trust me on this i don't probably yeah maybe that's definitely [Music] okay the the the i've seen the first part the stairlift do you have one of those yet so you're the punk i've heard about i like the fear i like the fear in the one that looks like jonah hill i guess politics can get so ugly can you give us an example of a time when you made peace with someone you didn't see eye to eye with about five minutes ago i looked across that miss o'hara and realized that she was ugly and i'm at peace with that oh of how she just laughed in response she didn't this is like when kpop twitter fell out with me but i just started laughing at their insults they were quite good they called me they called me 11 from stranger things that was quite funny ah yes k-pop k-pop twitter attacking people for their appearance [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's good i like that why don't we go ever slightly out of focus sometimes oh you disappeared oh yeah it refocuses why is he alive i almost laughed because i almost said mario despite that being pac-man music and i almost laughed because i was about mario it wasn't ever played pac-man world boobs it's true what is the context of that clip because that sent me last time i was sorry what is the context why did you just say that it is funnier without the context but what is the context i agree we share say the same opinion phil i just want to know why you are asked monkey drown monkey did drown sad what's wrong i got recommended crackers i got recommended like a really dark tick tock that made me laugh um of wallace and gromit but it was like a bomb had gone off and there's like that ringing in your ears oh i think i'm from the perspective of grommet yeah i've seen it you've got to hide the bodies i was like this has no right being this funny it was very i almost laughed they think that i need [Applause] he was a normal boy what defines normal jack i don't know anymore am i normal what's going on no i actually not anymore keeping keeping normal head looking that nice is annoying i totally understand i just got a new follower on duolingo because we mentioned it earlier someone went and looked my duolingo page oh just got a notification it's good that was very good gum gum gum gum remember night of the museum then don't kick the child unless you want to who am i to judge a solid advice no i feel that thank you rambo thank you rambo all right i keep i'm trying to like say his name how he says it though ron boo but like i have to see i've envisioned it as part oh and oh like ronald ronald yeah yeah my brain literally cannot like see it a different way other than randu when i see the ear yeah i get that we're northern phil we're from up north up north from up north please do you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window uh-uh would you like to oh robbie rotten he's a rotten fellow that is he's he commits crimes oh no phil you know what you see it guys it's a classic it's a classic why do you just sometimes say these things phil most of the time you're a family friendly guy or a guy the whole family can sit this isn't bad though we're an hour in we're an hour in this is not bad [Music] same shirt i need to get yeah no [ __ ] i have like 10 shirts i love and keep wearing them oh you have the same shirt with me thank god i'm growing that smile what the [ __ ] i want [ __ ] sometimes i'll be wearing shirts sometimes you gotta tell chat off they get if you're too nice to them they take advantage of you jack i appreciate that you have to tell them i appreciate that isn't its entire existence a secret [Music] all right it was just a smash trailer that was literally just a smash trailer persona moment just down the moment i feel that i feel that homie why why were you so good at that i i didn't need to do that there was no reason to do that but most reason people my brain said do that because he's a horse if you don't know chat if you're american tescos were once found to have traces of horse meat in their beef burgers um so that was a that was a national crisis it's fantastic i have 300 gigabytes oh imagine having that reaction imagine now it's a very normal reaction when you're a twitch streamer yeah but i don't think like i'd scream at the top of my [ __ ] lungs i feel like oh like you know i i would reach for my numbers go on big ed that's what i'm saying what's he doing nowadays tick tock my guess is tick tock i guess [Music] i feel that he spin sometimes i want to know what like animals cats and dogs are thinking and then i realize they're probably just saying food food food dog food this next clip is called funny welshman up here like when you get top road there's a roundabout so you don't go left you don't go you don't go straight on your right so like he's taking a third exit joy munich it was just a welsh man giving directions and the title is funny welsh man the person recording was like laughing just amused they were just amused by the whole thing he was genuinely trying to help them i think that was on machinima that one i think it was which that would be old so i'm going to be england i really just took it all in and just made it me i got that br i got a great britain flag as a lampshade do you really in my room yep i get clowned for it constantly i can't understand why you don't understand him what was he saying no i think that was genuinely another language that or some accent i just don't understand i'll teach you if i still have it that however was english unfortunately i just about got it this one i'm actually uh quite uh curious to see myself youtube comments suggestions beans my favorite part is the bean liquid a little help from our friend the poking stick okay oh why is it in there don't put it in there no what are you doing with them we're doing the beans this is pretty much what every cracker spaghetti looks like oh my god two one spaghetti [Music] uh too many holes i think i think this is a leaker i have no idea why i'm so excited for this this is so stupid i hear this this is pretty just knowing how they look there's no hope here we go this one i can't even bite through it's so damn chewy hopefully this one fares a little bit better tastes like hot bean paste 1 out of 5. how could you eat such vile food and be able to still deliver it like that i'd be like like that looks so bad oh bad that's the crime against food five whoppers and five didn't finish five what what more whoppers and five five whoppers and five whoppers no five whoppers and five more whoppers having a drink with the girls that sounds quite nice number 15 that was good i was good shot on iphone 6. i think it was fakes when she pulled out the gun and started opening fire on the television that's what really pointed out to me hey this may not be a real scenario what the [ __ ] he voiced the sweet old man from up oh my i can't be doing [ __ ] all these things chips instead of crispy crunchy munchie cracker jack snack and nibbler snapping crack pop wester pool chester queen's lovely jubbly delights that's rather bit cringe in it bro what's the shire i like how long we've been going uh an hour and 11 minutes so not too bad we're doing all right that's all right cheese lettuce lettuce tomatoes and mayonnaise what have you got a fax machine but you don't now i reckon there's a step mist there also if we hit 500 subs today i will take off my hat i always say this but people seem to like it and we're not that far we're in a reasonable distance why should you boot that child i remember seeing that clip on e-bomb's world i don't even know what that is i'll be honest a website dedicated to stealing other others [Music] he's just a horse lad what he hasn't known megan the stallion in it thank you for the prime nicky jalen sometimes i just get into the realm of zoomer humor i think that's not too bad could you could you put a teapot sprout i couldn't i i couldn't i couldn't especially not with a smile from the pot chuck norris well pardon my french but uh i'll be the end it's not friend what i'm laughing why was that delivery [ __ ] you apple knocks i hate [ __ ] apple knocks they looked at that that and said yes cut make a good point we got it chat no now they're gonna call me weebsa isn't your whole avatar just an anime character like what how how did something else cause that to occur no it's definitely because of that you know the amount of times that i've shown people that the fact that that's true i would get scared it's me exactly right you know the amount of times i've shown people that and been like you know phil's in anime and they're really confused and then i have to explain that the anime came first and they didn't make a filter minecraft anime no i like to i like to confuse people further and see that they made it after me yeah no i sometimes i do it's very fun it's a very fun thing you did dude i didn't know people were gonna be watching my [ __ ] thing that i built this nation for doesn't exist anymore it's over i've not seen it i've not seen that i have also not seen that oh i didn't realize it was going to be that oh my pickaxe broke can i have another pickaxe say the magic words give it to me you [ __ ] [ __ ] language forget i can't believe skeppy would say that you know bad boy halo called me a [ __ ] head wow he didn't but the cheese is melted he didn't but i like saying that and this i remember the context what are you doing it's not beautiful gordon you're lying to me it was the [ __ ] i remember you i remember you showing me that in tears you were in tears the first time you ever said that you're in like [ __ ] tears showing me this me video are this doesn't happen all the time you know there's a lot of clips of you but usually i have people on and they'll get a couple of clips of them but like this is a lot this is an increased amount from the huge oh [Music] i think it said we made something out of their loved ones and turned them into bowls i think that that's what it the title said um that's one part water to one part honey now we'll give this a shake oh wait i forgot i do have a shaker goodbye aunt winnie wow i mean waste not one knot and all that you know i mean it is a perfectly good shaker [Music] oh he even makes noise he's sad he can't find his friend i like that one that's cute that was cute the weapon there's a side note here if you have a gun use it we were dying i have no i haven't it was good that hard [Music] this cat that loves never seen this the cat that loves horses 50 pounds for the cat that loves horses i mean the point's been proven already you didn't need to spend this much i get it this cat [Music] why is he getting so close to the camera [Music] i don't know what that word was apparently this is swedish but it did sound like turd i'm just grabbing at straws here [Music] [Music] [Music] oh it was a hiccup you're like you've been scared i genuinely thought you'd seen a ghost or some [ __ ] you like freaked out i wasn't like a heckup there's like shakes through my body yeah i spotted that anyway well now we've seen the the cat that loves horses 50 pound for that fair enough smile five more whoppers five more whoppers five more oh oh no we're working okay it looked like it crashed five more five more what whoppers five more wipers five more subs and then we'll have just over three hundred dollars that will give this assistance gifted wait i forgot i do have a shaker you do where goodbye aunt winnie hi aunt winnie goodbye aunt winnie o7 is frank winnie gone too soon she was actually already dead by the time she was pulled down the sink so i don't really know what we're doing [Music] you almost laughing at that almost got me yeah yeah no we nope pancake fail all right yes i haven't seen that before classic with all these yeah so true so true based i was one of the first people to ever watch what does the fox say to the point where youtube sent me an email when it blew up to say you were one of the first one percent of people to watch this viral video in the midst of chaos it's weird they do that but like your ticket as i was here yeah no they like i still probably got it they send you an email back when like viral videos were like a big thing on youtube like they sent you an email when you were one of the first people to watch it i love this road this poor man from yorkshire he's got a boy and he's getting roasted by his child yeah on road it is funny though i love the orchestra go on all right oh it's just that's it it's there now my is my browser just broke why can't i oh there we go i couldn't clip it i just couldn't do anything it was just like okay oh okay uh we'll try again is it playing no it's not all right there we go got it well done go me normally when people have tech problems they just come into my chat and scream filled game grumps i can't say i ever watched game grumps but that was a good interest thank you so much baby no money i salute [Music] baby no money that's good where's the funny and i know we talk about like rainbow washing up pride if you're watching some oh oh i get it when they say like you know hi gay [Music] i love how they were both so insane they both knew exactly what they were about to say and i like that you can't judge a witch by its ability to suck jesus god what that was so out of context oh so that was a what are these moments when you see somebody shooting you try to walk past all cool but you look like this [Music] i relatable i when i see somebody cute i'll be walking past like that thank you vine [Applause] one of my teachers showed me this he introduced me to that what a man he was like that this is hilarious watch this it's a chat if you're wondering the context it's in that verb it is like it's very defense and it goes on lots of them there's a story long man is an interesting guy it's so funny i don't know what's going on who's spencer's dog i can see the man now oh jesus christ that's what gets me as well i've never seen that i've never seen that they're hitting that's what they're always dude that's it's such a classic video your wife has never seen you [ __ ] heart see what i mean yeah i hate this clip so much i'm going to donate let's try and crack memes no this gets donated every single one every single time oh that's good at least this part was in it usually they just donate the setup and they don't even leave the meme in they just donate the bit where they talk beforehand that was good but yeah apparently um your wife says that she's never seen you holding a laugh before this is the first time ever but you [ __ ] want steve i just love the scottish i do every time that's so good this video is 30 seconds long what's that it's 30 seconds long we don't have time to get along because it's 30 seconds long you all have many things to do that's why all right i guess that was this time 30 seconds yeah we didn't even get we'll never know what he wanted to say with his 30 seconds [Music] [Music] is [Music] the shoes [Music] it's a people i just realized now that that wasn't another language and was simply an attempt to english and that made it funnier was it really yeah that wasn't a foreign language i realized that was just like like oh yeah good morning welcome to starbucks can i get for you today milk delivery no milk no milk listen here you saw a [ __ ] milk delivery milk you can't do that i'm coming i'll come too his wife probably just [ __ ] with him probably probably it was i'll come too [ __ ] me that was yeah you just get fired if that was any imagine it wasn't who we thought it was dude just gets fired immediately dude just loses his job so we reviewed the footage recently of you in the drive-thru yeah what was that about uh you were gonna what you were gonna do what customers leg there is a man in the green coat with the black hood walking around throwing dog poo at me he got near me a greasy big [Music] oh my god breathe it's such a like it's such a weird thing to do like you get [ __ ] thrown in your face you're like oh my god let me take a selfie and explain this like it's such a [ __ ] strange like behavior they thought of the cloud and the attention yeah it's like yeah it's just like my god just deal like call the police swipe it off all that like there's so many things you should do it's such a weird behavior honestly you'd wipe it off any any sane person would be like yeah it probably is fake but you wouldn't leave it on as long as that probably get diseased probably get dog [ __ ] disease i don't know what diseases they have but they probably got it five whoppers why is this the fourth time you've seen this here's a good video though five more thank you for the gifted subs hd gamer good boy that's a very difficult name hey you fell you've lost three of our lives yeah i know but it's they've been good clips man i'm so proud of myself i never set this up saying i was good at it this is just what i do i thought i was gonna lose every one of our lives no i'm you actually did way better than i thought as well he farted you smell like no did a little toot he did a little fog dude really appreciate that twitter and lesbian activity are trending i mean doesn't that just sum up a lot of what minecraft youtube is i'll sit with that one i'll sit with that one i'm not not sure yet now let me gift it as well yeah i'm in his bed i'm sunk in on his d i remember will saying then i remember will saying that i don't no i don't remember him doing that [Music] wacky slash that thing bleeding p what that ain't bleeding [Music] really we like boomer we do like boomer you're right we like boomer oh [ __ ] the bacon come back boomers [ __ ] oh my gosh it's [ __ ] doomed i think unironically boomer is the only person i've ever met who is louder than me for sure yeah for sure like he's louder than me for sure i've never met anyone like that so you've come that dude so many people need to go to the holiday like just basically right this is perfectly cut j schlatt screams i just remember we're on one life we gotta be careful now [Music] this i feel like the ones that are like two seconds are mistakes like they just hit and they're too quick yeah i i think yeah people don't realize there's an amount for like length charlie demilio that's quite good that was quite good i'll give you that it's the dumbest it's the dumbest [ __ ] it is i do need to put that on the sound board though it's the dumbest [ __ ] that's just reminds me [Music] [Music] i probably should have done that that tweet was wrong but instead oh whoa i made it a song we're halfway then block his blind jab with crosstalk this can populate i like that that's a good question that was good that was very very good that was using the plug-in twixtor all right edits are not just one i can see the statue of liberty from here he threw his back out he threw his back out he threw his back out i saw that we i visually saw him throw his back out age i don't need friends they disappoint me why every time we just feel bad for tommy's eye now i feel slightly bad than you do i think i think you are on a slightly more bad thing i still find it kind of funny i'm keeping it in choke me why do you hate me snoring the lyrics why did you do it in the library is that the one with machine gun kelly [Applause] [Music] what say obama what was that swear to god he went obama i swear he just screamed obama while dangling whatever that was that was weird bolt [ __ ] knew it such an obvious and it's still got him i warned you and everything from this moment on you will now be known as shark bait welcome brother yeah when he was coming that would have got me if i didn't know it would have got me i'm watching you calculate that like i knew like sherlock holmes like numbers came along with the creeper on the low i'm trying to [ __ ] better take the four months maddie cheese and chat laughing gee the whole point is you don't laugh look at phil look how hard he's coping because he can't laugh [Music] it's the smell let's go something about the smell danny gonzalez enjoys in the chat yeah i like dream team all right ugly i got the kung fu kick i mean it does make sense he's getting very bizarre they are we're we're entering oh here it is come on gromit we've got to hide the body there's no cheese and crackers in prison grommet there we go my boy my boy there isn't there isn't phil keep it in prison nope that was good that however was good i'd forgive you on that one it was good that was good we did very well there we did very well there that waffle went on pants right here oh he said ship but it's not like [ __ ] that's good need a stress toilet basically make a triangle just like that that's a square no phil that's a rectangle that's a good clip that will make a good clip i like that [Music] why does he just look alarmed why does he not speak why does he just look scared hmm homie ready to die no then i'll come back later oh that's the kind of dog is he he's french with when i just as the movie homie it's me your wife i'm your wife oh i'm not a gamer so maybe they'll respect me he's not a gamer he doesn't game whoa pitching things a hundred gifted holy [ __ ] holy mother of god i've got to take my hat off soon i'm very upset about it wait oh wait am i gonna have to do it already no surely not actually no we're close oh okay no we got less than a hundred why do you [ __ ] get scared of your own hiccups dude i don't know that's how i hit them yo [ __ ] monkey funny monkey monkey on the car he liked him i wish i could do that well with you with your neck he's actually i i know someone who can blow their neck up like a frog it's really [ __ ] weird i can't remember who it was though i live into a doctor seems like maybe they should maybe they should probably not close oh that's not good well what is it doing alexa what do you do hang out with your mom carl jacobs i mean weezer paul weezer [Music] that was the oldest [ __ ] meme i swear to you funny sounds funny sounds of that picture i swear to you that was from 2008. look at him go [Music] get the height on him i really wanted to say tommy do a backflip yeah i'm sure because he would have just scorpioned like and then just legs like oh i was like a gibbon but if it's smoked yeah i'm outta here he just he takes a big drag oh i like that guy i really like single people trying to do popular memes it's good it is good i remember when my my uncle tried to learn how to whip and nail it hilarious i'm not allowed to burn trash he just when when you told him do the whip he would just mimic actually whipping like a whip it's really amusing so funny damn he didn't get it he did not get it i he definitely didn't get it he didn't get it it was so funny watching videos why did you [ __ ] answer a question that was really hi it's fitz with slap my nuts we're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're gonna be slapping my nuts now look one slap you got nuts that's me when someone slaps my nuts chopped into many pieces i like the playstation do you like a playstation yeah i really just got it wouldn't end that one [Music] how's it going going back indoors yeah he's like i've got food to finish he doesn't want free [ __ ] trash pandas are so cute i like him i like him i do yeah what's this then what's all this then so quiet it is we're gonna get jump scared i'm turning it down actually okay i turned it off yeah there was just there was just no context no fair enough confusing it's tommy what what is tommy i don't know if they thought about tommy being the trash panda yeah that's what i'm gathering right now it's gonna punch a child here it comes here comes you were right i wasn't sure what it was going to be you that i'm proud of you for telling me because that would have got me adrian if i need your body i'll [ __ ] [Music] in 2077 what makes someone a criminal getting caught let's smash this monitor that has a crack on it already for views there's only one thing to it was just like he's like halfway through just like really quick like three rapid dabs they really got me the three rapid dabs just really came out of nowhere welcome okay why is he short why is he so short oh my god oh roblox okay compared to cubes and cliffs part one so what we're right now is just you speaking why comedy i do be laughing though 13 year old cat who dislikes the outdoors and other physical activities with encouragement from her owner i don't know what they're laughing about they're like laughing the whole time but i think the cat's overweight and like trying to get fit so they're putting it through water treatment and [Music] [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god jim is [ __ ] godlike commissioned he doesn't even swear nowadays i heard const i had counter strike in the background yeah i think he was playing cs go big up jim hey guys just to confirm that you are above the age of 13 or older please press the retweet button to com dream where's the context cheers dream what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] stop stop stop spitting danger and spinning scissors on her fingers yeah yeah that's fair that's fair that was an understandable reaction from you i'm glad that didn't play in full i'm very glad that did not play that title alone almost made me laugh ships just sitting sitting on top of them uh ruined [ __ ] ocean built it's just my video yes this is thank you all for watching that recently by the way guys that was pog you're welcome it did better than i thought that's good youtube's just so random to me i love beatsaber i'm gonna be playing the absolute [ __ ] out of this i love beat saber i'll be honest i i i got into it recently yeah i like the one-handed one i don't know what it is about the one-handed one that makes me feel better sometimes i like to do the 101 yeah it feels cooler firefox firefox what the [ __ ] happened i know sure i'd be using firefox [ __ ] i can't speak sometimes language harold he's fallen over what are you doing that for silly yeah 30 subs away from hat reveal yeah yeah right don't put too much weight on it right now you're [ __ ] putting my weight i love that i just love that so much it's a very funny video it is it really is i keep playing with the other filter that came with this i'll be that's what i'm doing it's closer this he spent five seconds thinking up that comeback he really didn't realize that you didn't realize what it also meant yeah well i didn't know that either when i first saw it i thought it was just funny foxy okay thank you for all the gifted okay thank you two cookie dough snitch for five boxes up for ten michaela for a five and pidgey for thirty you wanna know what it is i hate this this is gonna look i took it off earlier it was just a message just like that strong hair dude sticking up at the back and everything i don't know how to work hair phil i've never had it in my life it doesn't matter i've never had it in my life phil this is the first this is the longest i've ever had hair ever that's funny i don't know how to deal with it eat the ball to hate it what yeah i ate the [ __ ] bottle i ate the bottle you got me i don't know man go step out in a thunderstorm huh damn we got you there oh wait you didn't say that i i realize you're in that video just now i thought i thought up until that point you were just speaking it was fragrance man oh i wasn't there slap my nuts we're going to be in a great mood all day because it's going to be sick again one slap you got nuts two slaps home fries and a slap on your mouth when you add a mushroom the more you do it the more you do it i don't think i should go out more i want to cut it off so soon i might have it as a goal for a subathon i've got coming up but the trade-off is if we hit that goal the next goal is to dye my hair so that's the encouragement oh yeah not wearing not not the wig treatment but the full dyeing of hair i will i will shave it but then i'll die like a weird funky pattern the training is the trade-off because i just want to shave it again i'll be honest you should do like you should have shaved like a line straight down the middle oh i i want to i want to do like a [ __ ] arrow you'll see kefir welsh veterinary practices he really stressed those words genuinely trying to help them and they're just laughing at him it's just funny because he's welsh that's literally the joke the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide risk i could exercise please it has to be like a full-on laugh that was just like yeah no most people are saying no together i can smile and let air out but that's not laughing chat oh [ __ ] she's a vegan a vegan a vegan you say nikki's a vegan and the first place i took her when she got when she came to visit me was kfc i swear to you [Music] that was potentially not the greatest of manifold moments yeah no that's i got very lucky that they had vegan options [Music] that's funny we're doing good though we're doing well we're doing good what on earth is going on i have to stop because it came some stone or something through timo's seat up in the ass of teemo the fact that he does this it's the fact that he goes yeah he physically shows he demonstrates what happened to timo what that was so oh they played again why is it spicy it's okay i'm i'm just about holding on i'm clinging i'm clinging do you think you could like look straight into the webcam and say dua lipa is the greatest pop star in history for me please i would never say that that's so [ __ ] awkward that's so awkward my say hi god my friends kyle this video is a [ __ ] classic you ever seen this it's the [ __ ] classic how animals eat their food i remember that well that wheel one was a one and done it was broke the furniture the feeling of hair against my forehead still [ __ ] me up i'm so i've never had hair i yeah i'm gonna [ __ ] sort it because i don't like it piss me off there you go oh he's lost it where does it go he gave him cotton candy and he wanted to wash it i watched this on stream recently he's playing the [ __ ] vanoss gaming music as well that really got me is that what that was i don't know i think he used to use that a lot sometimes you have to defend the undefendable you know drug dealers murderers and in this case piers morgan oh my stomach they compared peace morgan to a drug dealer or a murderer he's from ends he's from ends why have we seen goggy spinning like five i don't know i i've i've yet to find it that funny but you know i have a question for god why i have a question for god that's my impression of joji doing an impression of mario georgie's really got those lungs and vocal cords just screaming he does he really does she made beans why somebody had to go to where lava was coming out of the earth and do this and film it [Music] phil well you were made jumped by soup and then you laugh at the soup phil we laugh we lost because you may shut up this is [ __ ] i am sorry you seriously you jumping you lost because you were made jumped by a can of soup in lava oh [ __ ] cheddar [ __ ] that that's probably the best ending we've had so far phil was scared and laughed at himself that is honestly my favorite one yet i'll see you all soon thank you for all the subs and the donuts bye-bye

Channel: JackManifoldVODS

Views: 1,584,535

Keywords: jack manifold, jackmanifoldtv, thunder1408, twitch, live stream, dream, Dream SMP, TommyInnit, VODS, jackmanifoldVODS, jackmanifold, you laugh you lose, if i laugh the stream ends, ylyl, try not to laugh, try not to laugh challenge, challenge, mediashare, media share, funny moments, philza, philza minecraft

Id: koF_6q29JAY

Length: 107min 42sec (6462 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 21 2021