The Best of TommyInnit 2021!

oh excuse me excuse me the other my other friends are looking you're not a milf are you [Music] thank you all for 10 million subscribers this year seriously this is just a dream come true and i can't thank you all enough these are my funniest moments from the entire year the best of the mod videos the vlogs they are incredible if you like this video consider subscribing most people find me annoying at first so please consider subscribing if you don't hate me by the end thank you all and enjoy this video massive filter is pissed at the kids massive is gonna go beat some kids his name is stillson minecraft and he is quite troubled gay wait [Applause] there's a joke somewhere in there but once i'm old enough i'll find it i don't i don't have the uh i don't have the confidence to reach in and grab that are you ready ready yeah yeah [Music] let me see what spring is like [Music] come here oh my god guys guys don't worry we're just very very lucky there's someone on a horse going by there's a hostage oh a hostage where you make you don't sound english i cuz i'm not english i'm not english i thought you were english no i'm scottish but i thought you were english i'm [ __ ] scottish [Applause] ignore him for a moment i'm why would you choose to be scottish to be [ __ ] scottish you don't swear [ __ ] i'm sorry i'm sorry i even felt wrong saying that well he did the other guy i did so i thought [Applause] excuse me dragon i'm having relationship problems talk and walk with me why don't i have a girlfriend it's probably because you're ugly and have an insufferable voice and attitude no it's not love your hair is a ginger like me why do you not stop sh i could ask you the same thing i have seen onboard children ride better unborn [Music] when did you last see some unborn children hey guys look at my pet he's wriggly and i named him bumblebee because you get in the circle you get it you stick your hand wherever he wants your hand and you wait and you pulled it there for a day you eat his burgers you do exactly what he tells me what did i join into guys i can do that as well i can auto tune as well tommy tommy did you just call us gays no no i would never say that you're gonna want to back off you're gonna want to you're going to back away don't tell me what to do [ __ ] y'all aren't used to saying those things to girls no of a bus logo it's called compliments open camera it's called cat calling logan no no here's the difference ready this is cat calling no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what's worse complimenting people [Music] are you [ __ ] off okay fine i'm [Music] i feel a sense of betrayal i feel an alarming sense of betrayal oh my god do the auto-tune thing oh my god i thought he was gonna strike [Music] she's like a little zoo animal don't tap the glass or else you'll get aggravated don't tap the glass i'm gonna fight i said bark lady welcome to the blades bro oh my god so is that the man to be a big pig oh oh oh i never die i never die i never die i never die i haven't died monday get it i guess that'll be five dollars [Music] [Applause] i'm wearing tommy in it boxers right now diana thing hey hey yeah [Music] don't make them piss don't you dare we would like some pollen well what is the auto-tuned i'm getting a scent i'm getting a whiff i will follow you he's dead the queen [Music] said the queen is [Applause] jay schlapp if we're all together we'll be better we're better as a pack like penguins you want to be a penguin with me don't you know what penguins make for life i don't want to be wilber's mate for life but you said we were penguins i don't think you quite know what mate means to go in the context of penguins seriously is he actually in the room he's no he's not here wait really yeah type slash up tommy in it i can't okay that's fine just tommy i don't think anyone's ever lit a portal with a [ __ ] word oh my god oh my god oh my god everyone everyone told me i was wrong everyone told me i was wrong what the [ __ ] you really want to be cool bro yeah i really think you should try to pick up a girl logan shout out the word come really loudly seems risky just a one-liner off the top of the book okay um excuse me miss welcome to the other side of the pillow it's cooler here now it's pillow there is pillow no no it's uh welcome to the other [Music] i hear many people in these lands tell the legends i've lost oh that is that what is it just because i'm yellow no it's because you're a zombie yeah so are you [Music] what call me in it uh last one for you tell me how did how did how did stopping being a child go awesome wonderful right bubba come look at this come look at this puggers pokers pokers did you grow up on the streets like me of course i did is it obvious my jumbo it is the least obvious thing ever george's not found and press space what have you been searching no no no no no no we start trying to make a mine ninja but first we have to craft before we mine minecraft do you happen oh my god look at this guy well clarence thank you speed bridge to the sun baby let's go let's go to the moon to the moon yeah i need to get some like research i'm coming down oh god he's coming down oh no i'm gonna walk slightly backwards in the most beautiful hands i've ever seen oh my god are we doing this what about you you don't mind darling [Music] not you not you come back if you have any problems okay bye-bye bye-bye someone just cut back to dream speed running stream from last night reset quickly but you don't have a shield yeah i can make one i'm hacking i'm hacking baby i'm hacking i've got inbuilt hacks from day one consumers i'm not on any cocaine chat stop telling me i'm on cocaine i don't even know what that drug is oh not that it's a drug it could be a it could be a woman hey phil say the word canal canal now get rid of the capital c well we're going we don't need ladders wait what you know look i'm looking at that face of yours and although it believe me it is handsome and then the pissy arms [Music] you know tommy the situation i'm not good i think it's so easy in minecraft and it's quite full on in real life well you know you are just clicking things with a finger this is this is using muscles the arms and courage no entry i sure hope it does oh entry zooey mumma [Music] who likes that one yo [Music] that's impressive vlad hello no i can't have a hex right now i'm in a field i just want to prove that i'm better than green why don't you do a competition then do a building competition well you really conveniently came to that conclusion scott it's almost like we planned the video hey tommy do you want to do a building competition green i want to run you over with a car please remain seat i want to remain seated tommy it's fine look it feels wet [Music] whoa oh i'm in the wrong spot dude i'm gonna go no no phil phil you gotta build you've gotta remain seated phil i'm about to go bye guys it was nice [Music] hey look guys watch this i can do that too look [Music] i'm not going to tell an incredibly poor 13 year old girl shut up wait really wait so are we on the same team okay okay boss alloys this one [Music] i can hear sneak snag talking to me shut up foolish my boy what word do you want us to spell spell lamp lamp but like spell it how i just said it though lamp why is your neck so long it's not long and i like get away from me can i slap it tommy this interstate is paid with memories right now my interstate is paid with knives can you comprehend that he did he's behind us he's trying to [ __ ] my wife he's a human and you're a dragon that makes no sense don't just turn around on me when he's being like why are you not buy bacon either one that's it that's it's math equation two by one that's two two four one baconators i want bacon i call him kevin's how the [ __ ] did he do that you're weak you're weirdo you're weirder you're the most weirdest you're shitty your weirdest infinite your weirdest times the 10. infinite beats timestamp grow me wilbur tommy you're so talented oh man that really means a lot coming from you what else do you think i'm good you're good at going viral tommy hey are you calling him a super spreader that's not good it's like viral meaning virus the other sense of the word i i took it as a different it just becomes a lot less funny the more that i talk i'm sorry sorry i keep forgetting me hello jimmy how are you i'm good okay all right sexy hot sexy supermodels what are you coming i beg your pardon hello hello vic vic what are you doing here [Music] how are you vic i'm i'm i'm great this is a surprise to wake up to i have to say i like your house thanks some knives why is this gonna be a hostile takeover or something could i borrow man what the knives or the house knives no how was the how was that like how has he gotten a full suit of nether right that's worrying right and and and yet and yet he calls me the monster and yet he calls oh hang on one second uh there's a child here so uh you know [Music] okay what can i say [Music] what can i say perhaps just help hello [Music] thank you rambo get off this horse get off this horse take his horse take his horse take his horse get off this horse rambo please i'm not going to kill your horse i love horses as much as i love women and boy oh boy do i love women they so hard they say every last one of them tell me good get up tommy good lad keep going rambu's dead what's phil yeah if i ever need a substitute wife can you hook me up with one how do i answer that give me a wife [Music] [Applause] bill i want a pony for christmas i don't care about that we're going to die why does he does not have these how could you describe it so easily jesus didn't have it jesus was literally stabbed both wrists why don't they make a best-selling book about me the title that the title is so surreal are you okay that's really really unsure answer i'm sorry can we hug it out ah it's speed run time [ __ ] what do you mean it's run time why did you message me saying this is an emergency oh well because it is an emergency wheelbarrow i was right well technically technically my mother is dying we're all dying if you if you tell me why did you dm me will please come it's an emergency you're not so so your mom's not dying you don't well i mean she could be i haven't asked so why looks like this horse is gonna drown oh let's see if the horse can swim why would they be sad don't they know that because me and lizzie are together she isn't with her true love not yet i'll make a tree house and i'll ask women to come over [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh my god this is like back at school when i bullied people but this time i'm getting bullied okay you know what no worries no no no i have something up my sleeve oh yeah me and my lady [Music] [Music] don't spread slander about me i wouldn't but i could clark the both of you [Music] wait no put me down put me down put me back down i wanna i'm done what are you writing me putting my legs on the sofa you do you you do you all right kind of waiting to get the squid first you know we're gonna see his personality go see what he's like gotta see what he's all about charlie's like squish squish squash squirty guy [Music] what's this [Music] mean girl i'm so sad oh sorry [Applause] [Music] i don't can you explain to me why i keep dying so you walked into an npc area tommy with a weapon out and the npc's shot you quite right they had it coming no they you had it coming i didn't have it coming at all i stoned the rambu to death and all of a sudden my life turned to smithereens we're on two goggy falls ready for number three hello oh tommy in it let's get in the [Applause] [Music] loving it he's nice i i i knew it we needed infinite water why are you so stressed because we're gonna [ __ ] die phil water is for idiots can you please no we don't need water water's not the essence why do we need water when we have pain juice oh my god we need to have crops you [ __ ] child wait wait guy guy guy guy where where at the dome of the dome hello have they got a gun i don't know hello are they running around are they like it's [ __ ] rambu i'm killing him no don't kill ramsey you're out in bear hey have you guys seen my dad oh hello son father this is a weird scenario everything about this is so weird i didn't picture it going this way how are you i'm i'm good father do you do you wish to sneak into the carrot patch once more today my son that sounds like i'd be on cloud nine father my hind legs are are positively quivering i'm ready to go one route rambo come with us come with us i'm not going to kill you let's kill him come with me rambo come with me you have a son don't you i do have a son yeah well you name him after me okay he's already born and named i'm sorry okay what have you stole now ltu i'd say she's single now you know we went to uh oh doubt wilbur tell me when i'm going to die as well please look it's like terraria this is [ __ ] scary for me oh my god holy [ __ ] i'm like dreams you know that's the mc's main in smash that's bmc's maine yeah you told me what's going to be in smash mc bmc bmc you're not unsettled by the wriggly little bastard why do they not have proper faces i reckon if obama met me he called me an inspiration yeah he go you're an inspiration to to young kids and i could go yup do you have any type of poison in your house no do you have a lighter um no so you don't smoke it's like it's like 4am and he's with his friend and i'm just sat there falling asleep in the back while they blast music and so i don't know i just felt very safe and calm [Music] [Applause] [Music] you okay i'm coming i don't understand well what's wrong with him the heart the art of deception my nubs are always shining let's go you just got knob oh you dribbled i'll go get the drink dragon dragon i have a problem you see every woman i meet falls in love with me please don't i didn't even do that do you know what communism is sure what is it i think she's a communist oh god fellas what the [ __ ] is the point of making scotland film scotland scotland because it's a it's a police institution training in military filming filming guys we can't you can't it's illegal it's actually illegal look can you see the guys with guns stop saying you're like meryl streep is she wrong or something no she's not but you're just not like her i'm the dancing queen not her i'm gonna get killed by the piglens watch me that's the portal that's the portal i could go to this biome and farm endermen there's the brothel what how dare you make my accent pearls why don't you just get the golden egg ah fine i'll use the old meta then shall i it was the out-of-date meta i'll use the out-of-date meta shall i this guy chap how many viewers am i on only a quarter of a million [ __ ] you hey this farmland's totally fine well this farmland hasn't like oh okay let's make us a furnace they always get the the smartest guys do the dumbest work what are you doing what do you think this is won't tell me it won't tell me they say littering's bad for the environment well guess who doesn't even care pick it up okay hey wait dristed just turn around there's a stone brick yeah just a block wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that's got a sign on it wait what is that well i want to see what it says no no do not destroy it oh what's it say what does it say what the [ __ ] can we please just get some man we'll get a little i don't want a little man i'm here and it's good it's gonna be good pure sugar it's not pure sugar it's pure joy oh it's not it's funny let me get some let me get some let me get some stop being a dick no i'm being responsible don't don't push me please can we do no failure you want some [Music] oh sugary dude it's compacted in there too look how much phil look such a gremlin eating for you oh my god he's a lost dude that's tommy no we got a new queen phil come on come on give him an s to the lathe you want the queen's in there the queen's in there wait a minute you're telling me wake up yeah the queen's in this streaming about the queen it's just like a blink 182 song dude [Applause] this will be my thinking palace what are you thinking about bro i can't tell you it's for me only all right we need we need to hey bro oh sorry i was mid-thinking you know it's also really interesting i've just i've always had my deodorant in in the in my backdrop really prominently i don't really know what my reasoning ever has been for that you want them to know that you don't smell i want them to i do not smell i do not smell weird i know there's that one photo of me where i look like i smell weird i don't i don't i don't i smell great i'm gonna put down three flaccid flowers in defense position around the cornflower i will if i thought you were gonna win i'd be danda lion oh oh put him in the front uber good about this one i'm feeling good about this holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god oh phil do it do we have to though well we're already on now yeah but oh [ __ ] [ __ ] tell my future wife and children oh wow look at the view show the view holy sh oh wait wait wait i think we're about to lean over phil yeah any last word i don't want to do this breathe slow breathe oh wait oh oh oh oh oh [Music] wilbur we still worship the doctor i'm like i'm like marty mcfly oh god let's go back shut the [ __ ] up i bet you're like the old dark aren't you though we're gonna go back all that money stop spending time with women and start spending time time travelling i need you to wingman me you're just going to be down some epic beats i can know what wingman is i came out of a computer's vagina [ __ ] things gonna be okay count backwards from ten ten nine eight seven this is just making me panic more i need to do my breathing exercises hold on hold on me too hold on oh wait you [ __ ] you're going oh this is all right no no no no it's cool no this isn't cool oh my god i'm going to why are you doing it he's sad he's gonna drown i played wow [ __ ] that [Music] put my hat on i'm not putting your fishing head that's so horrible jack that's so horrible not free him until you put the hat on my head oh free him free him all right you're literally a terrible human oh jack that's really mean oh my god how's he breathing right now what the hell put him back put him back no he's free oh he was just gonna the trust down tommy that is so annoying how do you get it it's true it's tommy's truck get away from my truck i'll kill you don't [ __ ] don't try don't try me i i know karate he's currently on fire give me a this happens okay that's so creepy that is so creepy don't ever do that it's not found in dream show up hey look piss can you put a dream on please i mean this is gonna work it's gonna work you need to follow me on this okay all right i got you i'll follow you lead hello hey i had a bit of an idea why is there a giant okay okay i had a bit of a permanent she told me it's just his birthday coming up and she was asking for 64 place netherrite blocks under the christmas tree the christmas bird look at the christmas spirit yep see you guys are the most ridiculous that's what she asked for she literally messaged me in game she went tommy tommy tommy in it i'm drifter american i want a net of the right blocks for christmas mass man so please man for all the for all the children out there for all the one children out there only dressed up you really mainly just dressed it yeah yeah no okay can you put your dress to back on okay watch this remember hey as you know it's dream's birthday coming up he just said on the call he was asking for were you in the room when he was on the call by the way yeah i was as you know it's my birthday coming up what if my bladder acts up what i don't know how much clearer all right you're so young you're not going to hack i can feel it happening that's just probably piss yes what if i piss myself you won't i'm looking at the spin ball wizard and i'm thinking hmm that looks very piss orientated 50 year old on the spin ball oh yeah you know a lot about 50 year olds i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm angry [Music] what do you think of the service here it's real good right let's um [Music] shut it's pretty shut what the [ __ ] i bet your [ __ ] pardon [ __ ] no no no no no on the lead on the lead this way this way okay wait wait wait this could have this could have pogba's loot tables you're such a [ __ ] loser i'm a speed runner unless you clip that's good against blazes that's good against blazers i'll get the bets i'll get the beds and then i'll get the ladies oh why why why did you why thank you thank you so many speedrunning friends god thank you for bringing me into the world i won't let you down tommy are you there [Music] are you ready tommy let's go home remove this copyrighted what if i become a blaze okay become a blaze become a in this blaze oh what a terrible face hey guys what the [ __ ] kill this place please new queen new queen hello new queen i require rods fetch me rods for your queens for the queen i'm on fire you do you know where this is in the land in this in this planet [Music] i think we're both happy about that damn tommy look at our house though up on the hill sing the sing the song sing the edurian cass when i was 15 years old i i will do anything to protect you really try me rename your son to tummy in it i would not do that well you wouldn't do anything i'm go i'm going to build a family [ __ ] them [ __ ] them all i'm building my own family felicia this is felicia this is john this is john get a [ __ ] away i'm riding dirty no you're not that mean okay you have some trouble at home don't you got 10 swag i've got 10 seconds i don't have a nan she's she's recently deceased we can resonate on something what do i do with the girl please still be impressed do i share with this do i ask her out i'll be here as we go you wingman okay okay oh wow hey there so hey guys hey guys i'm charlie what is that even supposed to be that is not how i talk that hey guys i'm sl i'm i'm from california i love carolina it's my favorite state and burgers burgers all along the way and i love my sticks it's me slimesickle i'm burgers my famous catchphrase hey tommy i'm burgers give me my spoon oh hey hey i'm burgers too i'm burgers three steak ready it's coming over have you got it help me why you want me to climb over you can lower it towards the wall now he told me to suck my mother one day that boy will find out that incest is a crime name your son after me next name your wife after me that might get a bit weird name your firstborn after me and then we got a deal i will name my firstborn dantdm minecart after you that's not how you say it creeper oh man hey cg5 welcome to uh my talent show my name is tommy in it and today i am red and i am wearing a red suit so what are you are you having a stroke cg5 i always do um a dragon yeah i think you've got a bit of a murder prop problem [Laughter] king of the coaster please oh my god let's put your hands in the air like we just care like we have so many issues we care about human rights are you with me okay i'm ready to care about human rights human rights wait look look at me [Music] is that a good or a bad thing hey did i do something come back i only cast him he's reacting like that why did the chicken cross the road why i said why did the chicken cross [Music] the chicken crusher [Music] the other side [Music] [Music] i think i think you missed the spell okay just you have to trust me it's a trust test oh yeah go on no please trust me george the middle of the world pouring water into my mouth none of the others have even started hey guys hey guys stop stop just oh yeah did you know i was going to go and measure myself with my mum like two days before this video came out and i just watched it found that i was six foot three went cool it was like so [ __ ] say tommy is three and a half minecraft swords long or in other words yeah yeah if you give me all of your thoughts i'm sorry this is a bit of a joke if you give me if you give me all of your things i will then every time you feel harassed by filzer pay out and give you some stuff back oh yeah why is that happening okay all of my things yeah okay of course well of course i feel oh scoot along boys what why don't you have never right armor do you know what i can find near the right do you do you do you know what i can find near the right armor i [ __ ] hate people we're not 18 you can't swear i i'm not 18 either [ __ ] hey guys where's the queen oh yeah yeah the queen's in there the queen's in there the queens is still in that box [Music] what does it mean hello i am vertical right now that means you should date me i can go vertical baby i just flattened my face i just spat in my own vertically dated tommy i would love to oh wow look at this view oh don't you worry listen [Music] you're telling me you just have a drink you can have a bit if you want i got it straight from this it's formerly known as tubbo urine and i like to call it sweet sweet special juice cheers i'll die that's my dominance you [ __ ] another day another stream done maybe i'll prime tomorrow maybe i went why are you british died are you miserable then not yet there's someone down there where down the hill what is wrong with you am i all right to blindfold you uh you you have to say yes you know what i i think your one-year-old man's never asked me that before but i'll i'll yeah listen at the end of the day listen to my money shout out to my man during his youtube channel [Music] [Music] he's [Music] [Music] this sucks no exaggerated movements dude [Music] i can see again charlie i mean your head down no no no no just gonna get some wood actually i'm getting i'm getting wood i like my arm over here is it just on the floor uh yeah yeah wait really help yeah no ninja mine would mine would i thought you said you punched it punched the wood i was like dude i always mind your island is is conflagrating as we saw what does that mean oh the fire is getting really close i don't want to watch you emulate goggy i don't know what that even i don't know so many synonyms for birds so is your island your islands this is actually dangerous whose wife have her who is that oh wait [Laughter] let's try and match our thoughts and say it on three okay one two three i want legs afghanistan okay that's worrying guys hi wilbur [Music] you guys ninja literally killed tommy within seconds eat the apple ninja that tasted very good was that a green apple there's granny smith there we're grounded you [ __ ] green apples tommy tommy your friend's dying ninja's dying quick ninja ninja it's going to be oh my god what's for dinner stop don't know don't kill me don't kill me you will just kill me no stop no my stream is just gonna just get i'm you know i'm still trying to apply for partner like how are we boys can we all go pug champ on three one two three [Laughter] one two three oh that looks good this is a good start actually got a bit of a nub going on right so then again [Music] [Music] hey you want to join the uh you want to join the head scrapers over here yeah i i hate my head on things and then i cry am i not allowed to come dude shut up oh my god hey fellas let's talk about tall problems hashtag relatable when all the women love me because tall people are just better when people at the uh tesco say how's the weather up there big guy and then i kick him when people say why are you carrying that gun at me i go l so hang on are you tall or a criminal i'm a tall criminal it's not a song you've been hit by you've been struck by a [ __ ] big criminal i'll be team [ __ ] [Laughter] why did he just what does that mean that's what i'm going to call you now kid you like that name you like the name smoke no smoke listen to me get on building a bridge now okay i was getting as iron which feels more valuable and you what's your name okay i'm gonna call you spex specs i need you to listen closely cause i'm only gonna say this one smoke's down there making a bridge and you're just gonna sit there and look at him what do i need you to do what do i need my call to duty i will save the town you do whatever you think is best wait guys the girlfriend doesn't see me wait why are you too small for it to see look at me go hey tom let me show you how it's done then just learn from there don't touch me you are so ugly hello you would just look terrible why is it so long though [Music] sit in the house and talk about adult things hmm i once had a wife until she perished and then i and then i sit with you why do you like i swear i've never had a conversation other than when someone's wife has actually perished about wife's parachute come on soldier are you helping come on george you're ruining my moment george [ __ ] you absolutely [ __ ] you you put me down back to a head and you're like a basketball i'm not a bastard i'm not a basketball strung along okay we complete minecraft together that's friends for life just saying well are we going to be friends for life i likely won't remember you for i have so many friends that's really upsetting actually oh let me go find some more diamond tools oh no no no no no no no no will be did won't you just call me just come he will be we'll be scoot what is that with you and call me will be bro like that's that's what my mom calls me my mum calls me sir oh [Music] oh my oh this i call the pin [Music] house wait let me out let me out they're gonna give it to your jacket wait mumbo get me up wait jack let's look at the clouds like that scene and up we're gonna be in them pregnant what do you know about love i know what you've done you're being too loud i'm not [Music] who's embarrassed no one is embarrassed here oh blaze if you can't see me i can't see you [ __ ] guys you know that hole if you can't see me i can't see you thing it does not work you give it a shot i think that's like what ostriches do ostriches i'm sorry i didn't mean to ostracize them no i'm not dropping this what's wrong with australia no well first of all they're just too big okay i mean well that's i mean i'm looking at the list here and that's the end of it i'm not comfortable with that being a bird google right now i'm how to beat an ostrich why are there answers holy [ __ ] there's a wikihow you know what you know what you if you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich avoid close quarters combat keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can use the nearest longest object that could be used as a weapon there's a side note here if you have a gun aim for the ostrich's main body keep to the ostrich's side consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are face to face stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon step three aim for the neck consider this to be the ostrich's weakest body part despite their considerable size striking where it is most vulnerable and least protected too defeated if quickly find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of its legs comma take it period when the chants deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance speed and striking power anyway i'm gonna leave you guys with this final image pov your ostrich there's something coming towards you [ __ ] me i'm just playing on my wrinkles no it's not my granddad's hat well give it back to him he's dead fishing hat is he all right how did he die just ask is he all right but i know what i'm gonna do pal come up here i'm gonna make this hole uh applicable for you oh you've added wrongs i've rung up for the big dubs i will die if i i'm sorry we got off to the wrong foot green it was my fault well tommy the equivalent here is that you you sawed my foot off took it ran away with it came back and said sorry put it back but didn't quite like sewed it back on then actually said no i want that back you know i mean it's not the wrong foot it's more the fact that you've stolen my foot and don't know whether you want to give it back or not why are you talking about feet grian you said we go for the wrong if you could have a song made about anything your heart desires what would it be about captain sparkles abs amen anything else facial hair does anybody else have anything else [Music] i'm not i'm not writing that down awful thoughts basically intrusive thoughts that is also anxiety the fear of death okay that's also anxiety when you're looking off a really high cliff and you have the urge to jump we're gonna go down here do not fall in excuse me i have issues i'll be your i'll be your older bro logan i aspire to be like you i hope i always i hope you don't no i do i hope not right now man not right i want to do everything you've ever done i i know it's all gone [ __ ] i mean stay married i gotta make a quick phone call if you don't mind okay my lawyer okay why are you phoning me to call him if george was uh being difficult as uh i think i don't think there's been any problems hang on excuse me uh okay thank you now he's still here he's in the other room what do you mean no of course i can't of course i can't kill him he's looking right at me he's listening what i'm on the phone george can't you see it looks i don't know it looks like you're holding a rock to me now what does it look like i'm holding okay that's what i thought okay well you know what i'll just call you back yeah we're complete we have to go to the [ __ ] nether or something yeah okay i can jump but i cannot open the door where are we gonna find george at secondary school oh are you okay tommy east would you support me in that okay all of yours 9 million followers on instagram was it me you 9 million how did that blend how did you get 9 million i just went around being incredibly cool doing what minecraft good cash aliens you don't make billions yeah i do do you yeah i do what billions is in fake monarchs that's why i can't afford to die like james bond in brackets it says your love life is false your true love may be right in front of you well would you look at that [Music] [Music] [Music] do you need help with love what does it feel like complicated i'm complicated you know tommy me and schlatt both just feel ill i'm hungover as [ __ ] and i'm playing minecraft vr i feel ill you you're hungover we can't have druggies in my videos like what does that say to the kids that's so true jack jack no more drugs all right man we don't do drugs in this house do we no problem we don't [ __ ] do drugs in this house echo in here yeah i'm nervous so what the only way i would really honestly truly cry is is if i somehow lost my husband take this take this for protection right now no no no this is not how it ends i i've not survived this long for this to happen just like this look at the scene there's a sheep keep going keep going okay i'm better now are you ready to write so yes sir i'm ready yeah it's gonna be great i'm so excited to see you ride bikes i he can't accept the truth okay i don't think he is inside of this okay could we ban him please i don't know he's saying it pretty assertively i think we have gonna pen him you better ban me don't you boys worry i know parkour [Laughter] i got two bows and a couple arrows we can have it in reserve new house [Music] [Music] hello do you work with mr beast yes i do sorry like i didn't think i was going to like this but that just proves guys try things listen he's literally destroying an office tommy it had people's names on the board no there was there was a password for the mac it's a fake office it's not tommy that's what you said about the shark flock and we almost [ __ ] i fish we did we swam with sharks tommy flat why are you so small hey i liked your new video did you get the big the big testicle guy buddy oh my god i hate this how are you man i saw your new tweet that was it was real funny the one about gay people what who did that not me you're doing really good at the moment i know things might be looking too it's not [ __ ] working man [Music] you are free describe your great great grandmother what do you want to know about her will she have nice breasts i wouldn't i wouldn't deaf therapist she's dead that's a drake song you know you're not gonna win what if i told you i was paid to lower your morale don't hit don't hit me anymore oh my god did that kid just bite you i got a weird itch in my eyes oh you've you're gonna make me cry you're gonna make me cry you're gonna cry little baby's gonna cry [Music] me when i'm mining this is like minecraft [Music] [Music] are you tubbo [Music] i want to laugh and cry at the same time what's your name son i'm going to be in this figure it's a life lesson for you no one is worth your time other than me crazy yourself no jacob we don't need him he's a gunner this is me operating my laptop hello [Music] oh my [ __ ] about to be solid tommy my my [ __ ] about to be hard oh don't shout no well at least shut the door on you oh god it's come through the door the hurricane why is there a fishing rod in my place just in case you misbehave i've got you on a lead mumbo in case you do wrong welcome to the judgment of the sport fan fiction [Music] oh no no no no that was epic oh my god man [ __ ] you [ __ ] i'm really struggling here yeah i'm in the mood for love help me i'm in the mood for dancing what a fight bro [Music] i hope you're ready for some fun today that's how it goes we're just going to keep on sleeping boobs i'm that was the funniest slow painful death i've ever seen well i i was in the forest just just looking for some tasty mud and i see here dude i don't care it's all the way over there it's sucking and i'm over here and i'm sucking i don't see it you're watching a second tommy look at me what's up man we've seen that you can slow down spirits i'm watching i can slow down time wilbur and i can make people love me how ninjas [Music] yes [Music] if it sucks you know it's just it's just [Music] have prepared the meat father i don't i'm not comfortable with this yeah i don't i don't know what it is you want to be crazy give me the beef you basically bye [ __ ] look at where this beef's going scott oh my god what's he doing with the beef what's he doing to the beef hey you don't take me alive [ __ ] balls holy [ __ ] he's got my face in it that's the reflection i'm gonna be honest using these lasers i've just been holding off for so long that actually like a cyan color is burned into my retinas when i shut my eyes out and then shut your eyes and look and you have like blue but into your retinas oh well i shut my eyes and immediately died hey have you ever really tried to stare at the sun like really try it's literally that i just set myself on fire except i am the sun [Music] i don't see [ __ ] i keep doing it and oh you prick man you [ __ ] let's do a crawling race come on tommy um stand the [ __ ] up is a zoomer and all he does is think about young people things like horses tommy i like loom bands yeah and it's crazy i said to her if you're not gonna eat those toenails i'll just have to yeah i'm going in baby oh my god here we go oh wait no wait no wait no come on come on come on come on i'm the john cena wait why can't i move me when taco bell mr beast do you like pistachios oh i love them you two are getting along aren't you i have an entire bag for you here mr beast if you want to fly on over to brighton you know just for that i'm gonna dm you something oh god please after the stream mr beast please [Music] because you were suffering man you reminded me of my grandma i don't really feel like it i'm not telling you to feel like i don't do it do you want me to stop stopping again three four you're disappointing me six seven eight yeah are you my demographic you were big into mod videos oh yeah what's your favorite [Laughter] that's really insulting when you say you're struggling for love what do you mean i mean may i are you looking for a nice nail no no no no no oh [ __ ] pulled out pulled out of what his mother studio from below y minus 60 and y minus 8. apparently so that's probably not the place you want to go really you just have to mine around tommy there's no kind of easy like answer it's just you mine around it's not as simple as just while i'm really i'm really sorry i zoned out jack sent me something really inappropriate could you just like say here's a couple of iron jesus christ you want some bread man do you want some bread don't [ __ ] give me patronizing bread do you want some carbs oh yeah yeah don't carve me [ __ ] i'll [ __ ] carve your redding [Music] how come the mutton doesn't work with i'm not a vegetarian i'm gonna kill my oh my god why am i a vegetarian oh penis veins what you know i'm like outside of my own head he's doing the british thing why is he doing an accident where did you guys build this home you know what phil said to me when we were starting he believed that we were we were ass lickers i tommy just hang out with charlie slimesickle he seems like but he's silver i hate to break it to you but charlie slimsicle is actually just a a huge block like cheddar of tn [ __ ] team you're not looking good charlie you're looking big i go through the gap right through the gap oh unlucky mumbo like a poo they're mumbo poo you play with it oh god sorry you don't really you've got a suit nobody with a suit has ever [Music] i read on tick-tock that women like it when you're mean to them that's how they know you're flirting oh gorgeous [Music] this is i laugh so much just in my talk and what i'm doing so this is like not hey little guy give me a chuckle can we give me a little chuckle give us a little laugh don't make me you're just not allowed [Music] he's enchanting it we chatted your armor oh blast protection epic if you don't believe i'm big then i'm going to show you one big gesture yeah i don't think you know what he's doing charles do you have any idea he's just well i only have one guest can i vibe with you and your wife phil [Music] thanks pal oh okay you just took my hat later that is so big because of the subscribers though you anger me what are you doing what is this this is spiritual time oh i am the bible [Music] surprise he's he's doing it he looks like in the bike with me you me i won with the bike what the [ __ ] is me the biker one is you know you bike [Music] i've been watching a lot of speedrun videos myself now luckily uh dream is in prison and i don't know if anyone else has made this comparison but dream is certainly the margaret thatcher of this server and he would not be happy with the mining industry starting to thrive however he's in prison we're fine we can mine now what i'm thinking we do we need to start hiring some miners yeah i'll pay for this oh no i won't well listen mr science man oh it's looking pretty big we beat up nerds around here isn't that right charlie let's go do basketball and drugs i i don't know maybe we should build it far away i feel like the the pull from the massive black hole may throw off my hoops bro [Music] oh hey you're married me neither but i do have two children yeah it's been very good meeting you chris thank you yeah you too oh sorry charlie over there maybe [Music] what the [ __ ] was that one that is an air raid cyrus why would i write a will my will everything goes to every woman i give each woman in the world a pound and then and then they own me yeah hi nice to meet you my name is mr cheese do you like to meet me yeah do you like [Music] god laughed so hard i i felt that one of my boobs my big boobs my big big fat boob question for you what's the worst thing you've seen on youtube mine is i once had a video of sat nap rapping in my recommended and that day i considered you know ending it you've really matured you know not saying language every time it's really you know it's making you very pleasant to be around so it bothers you when i say it in that case no language [Laughter] okay okay you're whatever you can gamble and chill i don't want to gamble with you i don't really like you right now i don't really like you right now have you watched the new bo burnham special you sounded like got up on my cafe and i miss my cap omg that is just my luck i don't really like you right now by the way maybe we don't do that again we have a redstone contraption that if we press it will send out fireworks can we see you know it's not ready yet press whatever button there is on my body you can do whatever you want that maybe don't no you know what i'll be mature sam i'm going to be open and kind and honest with you you're a [ __ ] listen you seem like a guy that knows a hell of a lot about love thank you how do i try don't lie i can't not do that eye contact am i gonna be on youtube though but i like legos they're pretty great but you're 17 tommy let's go you like me [Music] i'm not allowed in this club i think you just got kicked out come down here look at this do you see do you see what i see oh one second [Music] [Music] bill was just telling me about his reasonings for being anti-vaxxed can you believe it oh phil you're anti-vex too no we're gonna call you captain derek dare i have your approval as assistant [Music] enough hearts that if i pull this bow wrong the string will hit me in the nose and i'll die now you listen to me [ __ ] i'm going to need you to listen to me i'm going to i'm going to need you i'm going to count down from free yeah well three three two one all right to zero but i didn't say the word zero for authenticity you're gonna press the one key i'm gonna count down from 25 and then you're going to press the one key 25 24 23 22 i'm skipping 19. i don't like 19. i once had a girlfriend called 19 and then she cheated on me 19 times it was ironic it was ironic i loved it with my soul but it wasn't worth it bam one fish two fish red fish blue fish you know what i'm saying partner so why don't you [ __ ] scoot fish oh holy [ __ ] yo look at him down troll phil like your wife's on the line because she is no way yeah that was so sick don't skip leg days that's phil's a minecrafter mike i've never stripped leg day because then he can't kick kid do you know what that is logan over there another building it's the bt tower uh british big blues nice jack the chad oh as king of the swingers i demote you from king of the [ __ ] [Music] me that ice looks a little awfully lot like ben uh ice cream we should crash into it for romance and drama i don't i i got it [Music] there's a dark nymph here hey they're beautiful you don't have a face i'm gonna tell you slow down i'm gonna jump off here and i don't want to die ready hang on here we go it doesn't change the [ __ ] i'm in the mud it's so tasty oh i want it i can't even see it i mean it doesn't it doesn't will okay that's not where are you going to find the president what is it what's the pros you're filming me what's a project oh a prezi yeah why why is this what is it um a prozzie is somebody who [Music] ed sheeran talks about a prozzie in his song ate him oh like an angel yeah you could you could say that like in a pre-angel can i be a present if you wish how um exchange your your um body for money what like give my hair to someone uh do you want my hair king i'll bother you uh i enjoy you yeah i enjoy you too [Music] lovely to he just wasn't the man for me [Music] i found a [ __ ] this isn't really worth it for the vlog actually this isn't worth it really you sure you should want to find this oh dude no no no tom tom tom in the jungle i'm egg look out for that tree oh my god i'm just gonna slam i'm gonna do a little tick tock transition you ready and that was insane you look like rodney from flushed away whereas i've came prepared oh my god people change like traffic you just turned him down what have you got there there that's such a funny sight i love that fingerprints all over the diagram oh no he's been on the he's been oh no he's been touching [ __ ] as well around london [Laughter] [Music] i swallowed it i swallowed it what are we talking about what we are tommy we're the washington monument yeah oh yeah and i'm a creeper fat [ __ ] and massive balls sometimes people find him annoying at first which is interesting because we've been friends for what two years now yeah two years that period hasn't ended anyway for me yeah thank you tommy you didn't mean it did you that's what you think i [ __ ] hate you [Music] you do no you do need a lifeguard you need a life jacket wear a life jacket no it's for [ __ ] no you wear a life jacket no seriously you're going to wear a life jacket rambo no you should no you're 100 why would i wear a life jacket when i've got [ __ ] life jacket when i've got natural selection all right you're going to be the selected wear a life jacket nope you're going to be the selective i can swim we're not wearing a [ __ ] life jacket man why do i need a life jacket when i got mad skills okay thanks for giggling [Music] how could i not know i am my own girlfriend [Music] that's in your mouth stop it i'm moving so here's the bit tommy in it you are you are karen right and you've just found out uh you you are allergic to nuts and you are 100 sure your classic pepperoni pizza has got nuts in it excuse me yeah yeah hi how are you excu the pizza's got the pizza's lumpy what do you mean you know what lumps mean no no no no please let me finish the pizza's got lumps in and the lumps have gotten nuts your pizza has nuts in it yes right now as far as i'm aware we don't actually put nuts in any of the people what no no no no no no uh-oh why are there photos of queen elizabeth and uh can we go to this house i i would trust her would you trust me with a knife absolutely not special front row tickets to the new elven and the chipmunks concerts [Music] are are you are you patronizing me no i'm not i'm just you haven't watched claims no no don't explain things like to me that all right listen to me i've walked this earth for 37 years i know a nutty pizza when i see one and this is a nutty pizza don't don't no no no don't look at me like that hello what's happening look over here tommy oh wow see him tommy look hello hello hello boys preview preview what's your name what's your name son it's it's dave david dave david david what a lovely name david david i'm gonna talk in a language you understand pizza this is pizza pizza has got lumps in it the lumps are hard with nuts i didn't want a nutty pizza today because i'm allergic to nuts now either no don't cut me off now either you're trying to kill me or i can't keep straight face when you do this i'm really i'm so good at keeping a straight face an improv and you just [ __ ] break me [Music] do you have any more things to trade give you this apple uh i like apples but uh sadly we're just we're just out of stock right now on just everything you know oh no no i mean i was hoping i could take from you you can take something from me i mean i i do i do have some pollen did you say paulie no no no no no no no no no would you my like ass upon your delicate stomata [Music] we gotta we're [ __ ] good no no no no no no no no no no no no i kept saying the queen is near will be you have you have five seconds left to leave your stinger's been removed what are your final words honestly i thought it was going to be [ __ ] and bomb stop saying that in general you know i feel like uh airborne accidents are probably the most fatal think about an airplane crash why would i think about it nobody survives that hey fellas look up feels a [ __ ] on them come bust on and phil oh no he's off to fight why is your gun boss so very black father i found that i found our pube father i you father our prize published father i found our pew but now we may rest now we may lay down our weary heads our pubis has been located or you've done the pizza wrong so i'm gonna hand and you can't look at it because it or else i'm gonna find that patronizing now i want you to take this i understand you're disappointed with the quality of the pizza but you obviously don't understand don't talk talk slower please i understand shout at me i'm not raising my voice as far as i'm aware we do not serve pizzas with nuts in them now i'm willing to have a look at the pizza and try and get to the best as far as you're well listen to me pal i'm i'm aware all right i'm i am mrs aware yeah that's that's brilliant and i i'm sure you have found nuts in your pizza i'm not accusing you of anything but i i wouldn't you're accusing me aren't you i'm not accusing you of you're accusing that's what you do now isn't it i'm not listen to me i'm not gonna have this now i'm gonna ask you real and i'm gonna i'm gonna be the i'm gonna be the bigger one here i'm gonna be polite i'm gonna ask that you go and get your manager all right is that is will that be easy enough but can you do that can you do that for me there's one thing for me can you do that right thank you okay hey hey seriously thank you okay we bring you a farmer's tale uh okay well it's time to make another cow so uh you guys get to it all right [Music] preview oh preview let me leave my milk was too strong for her darn it one of them flew up there again oh man preview [Music] happy cubs help me [Music] why you just stood like that dude you look like an 80s high school movie how did your parents get killed i actually told them to invest in uh this cool cryptocurrency could save the paranoia yeah save the parents little did they know it was a scam i dumped all my all my holdings and then they lost the parents they lost their entire retirement fund and then what happened and then i killed them i don't need them i float if you have the white jacket on no i float because i'm mickey what are you doing tommy no keep the life jacket on there's a reason why it's not a life jacket oh yeah no no no no no no no no no oh my i deserve an electrocution because of this one i genuinely he's him excuse me were you inspired by kanye west yeah actually this is what kanye west meant when he tweeted i'mma fix wolves why is it so big i've heard that before do you have a slime block please george you take one if i miss i vote we do it together three two one go like five minutes mate there's a woman out front she thinks there's nuts in the pizza we don't put nuts on pizza i don't know what she's talking about well it's can you not can you not handle this i've got a lot of work to do no i i i was trying but she won't let me speak and she's asked for you excuse i heard i heard talking in the background why is she behind the counter that's just me getting my manager i'm gonna have to ask you to calm down there are three things you've done wrong here one you've called me love and that's patronizing i won't be patronized because all right all right hold on let me let me let me just interrupt you can i interrupt you for a minute put me off right now i swear to god i'm going to call your manager i'm going to get you fired i am the manager i'm the area manager have you seen this keyboard i have yeah it's the big face on it because i'm a wanker not really a roast modest observation i think you're the only person that has a longer neck for me she lied to clear and the time today so you have nothing there could be no rain god you got it please little losers just do it just do it look him in the eyes and go what he would never spam penises in the chat don't know why you [Laughter] [ __ ] you send them through that portal i want to say hello to him my father yeah he's a good man he has a law degree be kind to have you guys seen my dad you look [ __ ] disgusted why is he injured why is he still like why why is he not making me money you're putting words in my mouth you're putting words in my life but the problem is there isn't an imaginary chair so both hands are on here that's it you don't want to swing just yet okay i'm flying i'm [ __ ] flight yeah [ __ ] hello dan hello i'm flying baby your new boyfriend's an [ __ ] that's true whoa if i was someone's boyfriend i wouldn't be an [ __ ] i treat them fairly welcome back everyone to my let's get on the able sisters is this a normal thing this is not i'm i'm fine welcome back everyone to my stream if you get what if you get in that water to about i'm gonna be pissed i'm not going to be happy don't don't to my future wife you weren't good enough here we go three two don't count me in [ __ ] i want my independence go oh wow oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god you lied yeah it really hurts [Music] it was a bit it was a mistake on our front you know a big mistake a big mistake on our front and we'd like to offer you a free pizza and uh just offer you up anything we can do to uh make your experience better well i'm just gonna first off gonna you're doing it the way you're talking to me now is really not that's right what you're doing now that's the right thing you do i have carried rap for nine months not one not two but three daughters inside of my womb here's the thing where are you going with this i'm going to teach you a little science lesson they've inherited my nuts allergy and definitely so i would like at least another three pizzas well they were going to eat this pizza so i would like a pizza for each of them absolutely miss we can get you we can get you four pizzas four pizzas one for one for you in three fields oh here we go oh well look you tommy [Music] [Music] they're not worth it you know what here i'll just supply i'll just supply you with your puns with some puns you know things that annoy me i really i really just can't stand them it's not even good randy hey man what are you what are you afraid i'm afraid of my jokes no no i'm not i really need it are you chicken what are you chicken man you need to you need a pee you need a pee man yeah man or is it you're worried it's not expecting that one for pee i've noticed it's been let me be honest with you there's been a big lack of swearing we here are a swear full community and it's fine if you're not gonna but truly it's not that fine would you would you mind would you mind i knew you were gonna ask this i knew it but you didn't know that i did dan doesn't swear if if dan swears it's gonna go in like a compilation oh dan swear swear swear please mate uh in exchange for my goods whoa why did that prompt the noise i've got diamonds and elytra an eye of ender say [ __ ] because it could be a cat sing the tom jones song what's up little pussycat doesn't count because he counts one word okay oh that was kind of close whoever's editing this cut it right there cut it put it right there and then just [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] cause you could see because right then hello guess i'm off oh you're leaving yeah thank [ __ ] daddy swore at me i didn't hear what he said i mean i can't i imagine it was well well deserved what the hell and well and well chosen yeah did you even hear what it was if i if i texted you going rambo i just i need a little like that's a little ball tickle would you be my ball together [Music] [Applause] i am seasoned in the art what's [Music] i like to um my wife who's in charge [Music] [Laughter] it's like slam poetry i haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months if you weren't a little bit handsome everyone would think you were wrong oh my god 30 pounds for all of these big tests it's actually pretty proud for all of that it's really three pounds he's blown away we need to go find the biscuits i want biscuits [Music] hey you know that doesn't really seem like i mean he's still counting i mean he's counting rocks to his feet um yeah we do that for all the kids i mean all right tommy hey you're done you're done where you can stop you can stop [ __ ] i would like to have sex with you perhaps which was your favorite one the fourth one why is it written as if i wrote this what [Applause] guys guys i'm here i'm here to rescue you all we don't want no rescuing yeah it was right here the gas has gotten so much bigger guys you gotta stop talking like this i'm gonna hit the southerner out of you right now charlie if you don't stop it go ahead and give it a oh well would you look at that they're all space to put your hands off i don't struggle ever to help what do you mean we'd love to take you up on this offer but we're going to need to kill your mom too yeah we are going to need to kill her yeah you're going to need to kill your mom we we will we have nothing it's going to happen regardless uh we just thought we'd run iu real quick just want to make sure you're okay with oh there she is of your oh well my mom what are our chances of death very low are you lying to me everyone i've ever met has lied to me at some point yeah oh no no no uh uh uh oh i'm safe oh i'm good i'm gonna be in trouble i'm gonna be in trouble [Applause] oh jesus can i see you and then you you say them okay okay okay so the joker said you you don't say a punchline right yes yeah yeah you know i'm an intellectual not like these people but when i get up there there's no coming down i need you to keep sending him a big step for man an even bigger step for the clickbait community hi my name's tom simons and i almost fell to my desk i'm a speed runner and you're a hunter go go go go go no no just leave me alone you're massive oh somebody we did it we did it rolled over tommy build over to the look at me bridging wilbur like so well you're like i'm like [Music] you want some of my my my drugs fresh off the market no drugs only crimes now you have to cry and see and then they immediately jump off the nearest cliff they see oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you didn't make it to his house before he came here well i know because we were really giving the audience drug safety what up [ __ ] i'm not going to uh participate in this conversation at the end of the day no one's died doing paragliding before so no he's lying are you lying to me i never lie people die walking across the road because they did the wrong thing yeah okay okay why do you always look so damn uncomfortable let's go sail out let's go to france let's go to france you want to go to the mobile [Music] please be respectful [Music] what do you call a boomerang that won't goop me back [Music] how are you how's your day going how big is your keyboard my keyboard regular size regular size regular sized do curfew shows them your girlfriend he said i guess he said yes really so i mean you can show it i don't think she's so hot we should be making these half slabs because then we can use more why did we just think about that now slid those into slabs [Music] that was an epic fail he's got to work on his turn around so he could do like a proper flip why did you get milk so because none of us can breastfeed something so we can give birth what does drinking milk have to do with having a whoa so we can feed our child oh what don't you want children sparkles oh no actually do you want kids sparkles i've been physically prevented how does that work you see you see there are things there are procedures that can be done filter and tommy in it bounty or leviathan what have you done what have you done what have you done the trail is left holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] to destroy you you ever been high yes uh let's not roll this i've been to amsterdam twice so it's legal technically [Music] why does he make michael jackson's voice you saved us oh he's back get him again [ __ ] he's so strong you're referring to a vasectomy i am yeah why oh yeah why do people have sex no no no no no when one person loves another very very much charlie charlie question one in ornithology what is the word used to describe a bird which has a long beak used for getting insects out of trees this is making me really uncomfortable [Music] is it come [Music] [Applause] it's never come you gave me all the notes before this it's just they all say come did you look look i it's never come when i want it to come yo you just leave you can't just walk out on my show oh this sucks rejoin rejoin i put my heart soul hey guys look at this guy yeah this is lonely island just full of [ __ ] tommy oh my god no way oh my god come here you're not even tall what [Music] charlie i need you captain sparkles was explaining to erin what a vasectomy is and it's got out of control oh my god what it does that was my reaction i think i got a little bit of swimmers here when i heard you say vasectomy yes captain sparkles is trying to teach us about what a vasectomy is oh my god we got to stop them i don't let him take my little swimmers tommy [Laughter] my wife and i have decided we don't want kids [Music] okay that's a fair decision [Music] okay in this climate [Music] i'll try one more oh okay well i heard they took the queen to hospital last week [Music] yeah she's okay [Applause] you're happy for a skinny little kid thank you i'm out looking for [ __ ] things to kill and eat and [ __ ] you wanna you're gonna you're have you ever pooed in the shower and then stamped it down the drain with your foot that's awesome it's awesome that's way too specific all right it's behind us now okay we're like we have a 2021 twitter user i don't know while you're holding it i've come and soon you will miss well hello father i am come i saw on tick tock that this keyboard would be better and what like wow do you not have any hairs in your nose why what about my noses i saw that tommy was number 47 on the twitch league list well done [Music] that really tommy mean that money can't buy you girls so you know it's all about personality you're lacking in that as well i hate you [Music] okay and so the children won and them and the men died who was the real winner the milfs can i take a picture of you and sell it as an nf you look so damn good oh hello it's got me in it can i get a photo absolutely yeah sure she's foiled our [ __ ] plan manifold is up there and i'm recording with him jeff better phone jack i love jack manifold you don't love jam who's your favorite woman shroud [Music] hi twitch all right real rough crafter let's get this show on the road then shall we [Music] just do it just do it imagine that beast oh yeah what the [ __ ] is that's what being a boy here it is it's a paragliding forever kids i can live without if we die by the way this is almost on hardcore like we could honestly we won't be able to get back tommy tommy you can't die man you're a minor did you just long live the kingdom i don't know what that means but i'm going to assume it's some old man reference oh my god what are some funny items i could drop on tommy in it [Music] zombie look at this i want to show you something that's going to blow your mind look at this cool wait what is it it's rainbow road blocks dude [ __ ] what's wrong with you how does it change george you take this yeah oh wait oh oh oh sorry i'm surprised how much more not our grip compared to youtube you shut up man this is not enjoyable [Applause] [Music] oh what the hell did you just did you just hit that [ __ ] slap please insist right here and let me give you a hint you are not the beater you are the boy across london to meet ksi halfway across london less than than one we had to run halfway across london to meet case i'm no this was under minecraft manhunt oh my god okay oh my god this mountain what the [ __ ] is happening i can finally be reabsorbed into my mother hello i always have been slosan this is some rever this is some what does [ __ ] dude what are you in that so confused and you know what they say just lose your lose freeze frame it this isn't the joke right this is serious i go to my comment section people you're that bald guy that they all point and laugh at you're like a clown like a clown jack you're like a [ __ ] dick like an idiot can we all clap and laugh at jack that's actually good to eat well it tastes good it's funny [Music] okay [Music] [Music] no i'm not i'm not here to fight what the [ __ ] followed you on twitter phil i bought your merch oh you didn't buy my merch i sent you merch for free i got your merch oh my god [Music] obviously not in video wise but you remember when we were picking each other up yeah so we got a little dirty bad boy halo squared he said oh what the hell i don't understand what it's funny you don't get it she like [ __ ] or [ __ ] oh my god oh my god just so my comfort screener could win that's a [ __ ] you would never do that that is that [ __ ] on a server you are [ __ ] kidding me you did this to all the film how did you even do this it's just [ __ ] pictures of wilbur's son you didn't leave me with any film all of the films all of the film has been tommy all of the [ __ ] film has been used [Music] is this like an angry full stop there is no tone in that full stop before you move on i need to reply to this this is what this needs that was not that [Applause] thank you i like your coat okay but you were the one i watched for comfort [Music] sounds so [ __ ] weird i watched cocky for the thrills actually i'm feeling a bit panicking uh yeah i get that sometimes uh not knowing what's underneath the water is quite scary why would you it's a lot less scary when you can see the bottom but just the darkness can you see you don't know what's [ __ ] down there what's wrong with it could be an unexploded i'm not going to let lots of artists have the same fate as lamannberg are you two kissing why is it that your wife hates you so much [Music] i think it's i think it's because of my lack of commitment i i struggle to make plans with her and then whenever i do i always worry that it's if i should invite her along with me you know whilst i appreciate we have the same mutual friends sometimes when i'm speaking to her it feels like i'm i'm genuinely just talking to a wall it feels like we have nothing just passing through just passing through when we were younger it felt like we were we were so close to each other and as we've grown up and as we've gotten older it feels like i'm so cold but yeah so damn hot no i just dribbled i got this mascara yeah like drink like a dream dream are you a big dream enjoyer it's a dream video i can't like the hunter videos feels like we've changed into two very different people as opposed to changing and growing together and it's it's difficult and i don't know what to do good i'm young and sexy and i will have sex with her let's [Applause] you for go man if you want some more nostalgia click on the screen right now this year has been so [ __ ] cool thank you all so much

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Id: 04v11ArCQrk

Length: 129min 15sec (7755 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 28 2021