You Laugh You Lose (HARMONICA EDITION)

[Music] Oh God oh I don't walk him over me I'm so sorry hold on oh oh oh wait is that my is that my play buttons oh no we need to put me back hi oh it's angled down today we're gonna we do it crotch cam today boys today we're gonna see who's gonna laugh and hey sorry to interrupt viewer but um do you know something that isn't a joke and isn't something that you should laugh or lose that cyber security and privacy on the Internet - Lane is the perfect tool for you it's a password manager and a VPN there was new desktop and your phone is completely free to try it's a safe and fast way of making sure you never forget important information and make sure you're never forced to make that absolutely horrible social anxiety inducing call to prove you're who you say you are to whatever company so you can get your passwords reset it comes with a VPN and autofill manager password manager and lots more safe and easy ways to allow you to get around the internet smoothly and without being spied on - Lane works across all your devices meaning no matter where you are you can still use its features go-to - Lane calm for / Wilma to get - lame for free on your first device and then when you want to upgrade to premium at any time you just use code Wilbur for 10% off premium so I'd like to extend the special thanks to - Lane for sponsoring this video again and thanks to you for watching it I hope you enjoy the rest I've got twist though so one of the things people kept complaining about whether she loved you this format is oh actually at 10:15 he laughed that he laughed - that video at 10:15 no no I didn't now love is when air escapes like forcefully out of your mouth right okay so I come equipped with the finest harmonica money can buy it's a plastic harmonica I've had for a bit less than a year now what happens is I run I can't speak and do this if I put it in my mouth like so whenever I speak it makes a noise right say here's what we're gonna do every time it makes a noise I lose a life good plan so I'm gonna slot it in here now watch Oh laughter you Zig inherit it [Music] so you guys won't be able to say that I'm not laughing now I know what key this is it oh if I suck on this right most harmonicas most good harmonicas when you suck they make like a different note this one just like sounds like it's dying we just got a better I think I should have bumped into the harmonica that would have been comedy last time I did this I had to stop recording because nothing was funny and it was really sad and we all had a bit of a cry didn't we chat right now the difference is today harmonicas make everything funny and I'm just in the most why she stupid mood this is crack didn't work didn't work [Music] don't know why I don't know it cut liability it's original idea no not happening I love him I love him oh this is gonna be hard this is gonna be harder than previously thought isn't it chat do I need more lives yeah I think I need more lives I lost them he liked the banana oh my god how many lives just someone decide cuz three was not enough I'm seeing five five seems like a good shell but we're gonna stick with five we started with six as an hour on five okay cool cool [Music] [Music] hmm yeah I did it I made it no no this is so hard I'm literally not gonna be I'm not gonna last five minutes I'm gone this is gonna be the shortest stream you ever seen this short stream you ever did see here we go Dumbledore said a swear word ooh I'm telling teacher [Music] I'm so happy for him it's a good name [Music] okay okay if that gone on a bit longer I would have got me but I'm fine powerful rat named Charles entertainment cheese okay it doesn't get me fifteen year old Wilbur was way ahead of you with that one I come over to drink this one okay its water fountain I go and press it it's come water why is it white so many questions LEDs keep cutting those this is original idea don't let anyone see what I did [Music] fake no that killed me hey Josh look at this huge morph that I found are they shouting it oh there it goes is that cool yeah you [ __ ] get out of here man this is a good mouth but you [ __ ] see no one can argue that I'm not laughing this time mm-hmm tinder tinder not gonna do it for me champs try again champions mania I think I'm just scuffed I think my sense of humor is just so full [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh my god my lip look at my lip from jamming a home on occur in any herpes wilbur's in the chat mm-hmm that that was just that was me breathing him shush that was just a breathe you can't no that was not a cheat that was fine I know the rules Jesus Christ I'll knock down a [ __ ] ignore these cats they're about to do something hilarious I'm sure look at them they're on the right they're gonna do something hilarious but for now we're down to two lives it's only fair it's if I make a noise I lose that's the rule yeah cool cool hog POG dude you stretch him I'm holding it like a video game controller that's kind of vibing with that though I'll be honest with you konnichiwa welcome to painting with me talk jump if we want to copy along with me okay okay okay hold on we're drawing along with tofu chant guys sometimes when you make art it's nice to paint one of your friends mm-hmm so today I'm going to paint us rice over pizza okay you know some of the people sing it's City to be friends with us rice of a pizza all that wrong tofu the wrong I think you can be friends with whoever you want you're right you know what the hell is this we are just gonna pay some happy we threw pepperoni on here Oh hold on picking the German colors that's water a little feces a spicy one how do i oh god like that we have a finished painting like what tofu you know what I want to have a second to talk about what tofu did for me this is the finished product I I feel like I feel like there's a lot more I can work with it's sponsored by McDonald's my pizza if we just finish that off there we go thank you tofu Chan tofu Chan just consistently come in in clutch with the pizzas God the 7,000 of you watching me do this [ __ ] you don't know I just talked about how [ __ ] scary it is doing [ __ ] like this with the 7,000 people I'm such a [ __ ] dumbass and then just you guys I'm suddenly having to be aware of my dumbassery I appear to have invented a knife-wielding tentacle if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off Bobby just fine hey pizza lovers I'm dick and I'm here to announce the grand opening of my brand new pizzeria big pizza not sure how much dicks you can handle no sweat there's even our smallest dicks are 10 inches pardon there's a bunch of dicks at your door we deliver hook it off your computer and eat dicks for more information click here it's big and it's gooey and saucy Anna's chewy what's in my mouth it's gotta be dicks it's at Tim and Eric is that Tim and Eric is that a Tim and Eric I've not seen I've seen every Tim and Eric what is that I did quite like the border that took of me that Tickle Me [Applause] [Music] what's that type of dog schooled I want to learn that necromancy may be legal in Cyrodiil but few will openly admit to practicing it now that the mages guild has banned it [Music] farewell I'm fine with losing to that one that was actually funny that was funny that was good okay my issue is I my brain and my sense of humor hate each other right my brain wants me to find smart things funny and my sense of humor wants to laugh at just ridiculous [ __ ] right and they fight and that's whenever you're watching these you laugh you lose you're watching my inner machinations like fighting it's like imagine two tissues just with like two fans imagine putting two like rotary fans either side and then just dropping two bits of tissue that's that's my brain and my sense of humor just but then eventually one flies into the other one and that's when you get either the brain which is when I I look grumpy and then sometimes you get the sense of humor but that was the time I'm happy to laugh that was an okay one that was good I'm fine with it it could it passes you know it basically make a triangle why sonic always that a [ __ ] [Music] not even an hour I didn't even last a now with the harmonica didn't even last an hour I've got a task I've got to ask the question chat you know what's coming you know what question I'm about to ask mods can we get a poll in the chat can we get a poll of do we carry on five more lives or I leave I can leave it's fine I want to see a poll because I know you guys will make fun of me because I never stick to my own rule do I it's overwhelmingly yes it's it's on it's on 1,500 responses pretty much saying yes looks like I keep going I'm gonna go for 5 more lives if you don't like it you can leave you can [ __ ] off you can bugger off all right because I'm gonna keep going [ __ ] you no sound we're fine [Music] Anakin Skywalker and they can stay WordGirl I like the baguette lightsaber that's good no no not follow its not follow [Music] [Music] okay see we're getting into that area now we're getting into the area of means where we've hit a bit of a lull point you know and you guys need to see these last five were a big deal for you right if you can knock these last five out of the park I am your [ __ ] right [Music] what the [ __ ] was that who loves this roll it back mods can we get that full thing [Music] not gonna get me again good good [ __ ] sake [ __ ] sake no not two in a row again you I swear to go we're back to three that is the fastest loss of lives I think I've ever seen Oh there perambulating ambulating oh I love the way they perambulate dude I see him I see him in the corner there you see him the video is not playing but I see him here he comes oh no bring him back where is he good good that wants me to call you a nonce there's a Wilbur sir and Nia choo funny moments already that we've had two streams fair enough I love it I love it [ __ ] hate that you're actually figuring out my sense of humor chat I used to be in charge this used to be my shtick and you guys are figuring it out and I hate you know gonna get me [Music] okay okay [Music] [ __ ] sake no that's the occasion of the two tissues in my brain hating each other their breath stop please in a perfect world men like me would not exist but this is not a perfect Wow okay see where on I've got one life and I'm still doing fine it's a good name that's a good meme that's that's a good meme I like that one oh I dropped my harmonica it didn't get me so so far I've been I've been doing pretty well in one life you know i-i've been rolling for quite a long time we got three in a row at one point which we ain't going to talk about alright is this thin I'm old added this notice how it doesn't say what's requested by someone this is the entirety this is I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say it chat rule number ten rule number ten well number one though boomers rule number two no Zoomers rule number three no E's and the penalty of death and looky you fill room on before no marble stands rule number five Stanley no rule number six no kpop or number seven no My Little Pony Friendship is [ __ ] rule number eight no videos have already seen before rule number nine stage videos of [ __ ] rule number ten ignore rule number five [ __ ] rule five rule ten is [ __ ] rule five that's official rule number ten [ __ ] rule five no get it out of here get it out of here we're not I'm not looking at it ever again no Sonic get my goat no chat why why and this chunky he's dead it's fine that's good too those pardon there's a bunch of dicks at your door we - pardon no that doesn't count was just that wasn't I love those oh sorry I'll stop I'll stop it's not funny it's not funny I'm not funny I'm not a funny man at all what the [ __ ] hello it's definitely better when you can see the vacuum cleaner I'll give it that yeah great struggling to get that cheese out that muffin is looking awfully like a hamster no gonna lie that's kind of good I color like that one those are such a lame one to laugh on but it's fine it's fine it passes the [ __ ] I'm the Joker baby I mended the stream that's just too it's too much now holy [ __ ] [ __ ] me [Music]

Channel: Wilbur Soot

Views: 13,107,666

Keywords: wilbur soot, live, wilbur live, wilbur plays

Id: L7ka1vQsirM

Length: 25min 48sec (1548 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 20 2020