The Vicious Cycle of Monopoly

ding dong the wicked is dead how's it gun I'm here the round of applause I've never gotten a round of applause for entering a discord Google makes please clap for me Oh things I'm just into the cool I need you to clap for me that's great that's fine it just just bash those middle fingers together so it makes a noise thank you thank you can we play Monopoly yes Oh Who am I gonna be I've got to be what is this that's a rabbit well just a rabbit you know everyone's saying rabbit I'm not rabid what why they misspelling rabbit at me and saying wha I'm not gonna if anyone doesn't know how to play Monopoly I'm gonna quickly run it down for you I don't wait I was joking do you actually not know how to play Monopoly is like a timeless classic minks do you know what a dice is do you know what those you know those weird squares are with dots on them because those those are dice and what you do is have you know about basic addition because you add the two amount of dots together so minks you see on your keyboard there's gonna be a big key on the right-hand side that says enter right what you want to do is you want to hit that one there we go pretty good at this game so I'm doggy let's go roll that's innate does he do a little animation when he moves wait does it I mean every I'll buy the elephant and in my entire life hey NIC L buy that of you so the amount you pay for comics anytime today ming's would be great tree tree plus one does that make it means you're our [ __ ] roasted oh I can't I regret it on the way about [Music] it's about it's about time can I target my dice like yeah [ __ ] dog look at him Gary is this British monopoly I wait Whitechapel Road yeah it's not a good Northumberland die value that's like a mink there's like a McDonald's there you don't want anything so you roll again be careful it's your turd yeah you'd go to jail if you got three doubles but luckily the wheelbarrow continues to trundle this games good fiction I like [Music] the big whale what the [ __ ] is that sorry oh so they call me the big waste dreamer in the streets big whale in the sheets that's what they say that's eight by the way you're gonna play 22 second prize you don't pay anything you find that's a good card get out of the way early no Wilbur I don't trust you okay your opinion on my turns hey minx hi welcome to the welcome to the trading board I can't believe he's scamming yeah I'd say thirty dollars probably good for that so you hit enter to say you hit enter to verify whether you want to do or not so hit enter if you hit enter just a ton of times it will just try try pressing try pressing enter try pressing enter don't do that don't do that counteroffer okay okay don't give it a thumb me down as well let's just do I want more property yeah you see these name you want to buy all of them you own about every single one thing's for sure yeah good go keep doing that stop Wilbur don't [ __ ] talk to me when I'm played because I don't know if you're lying look at your [ __ ] dog walk yeah you got a [ __ ] Church yeah not demolished it dude she out with the old you know what they say why yes Nicky would you like to go hmm maybe Spain made me Canary Islands mmm-hmm oh just so much right yo you only know to holiday destinations in the world I want to get a full adventurer I'm gonna write hey Nicky oh what a deal is that a deal for you you put $1 in oh I shouldn't done that next time I'm rich I need to be God makes stop rolling doubles [ __ ] Irish luck I tell you just run Sura oh I'm afraid you can have to give me that pass go thank you for the birthday money back welcome to King's Cross nice to see you we like the Europe with the amount of real estate you're owning - hi I own train stations thanks thank Thatcher for privatizing the rail service [ __ ] you Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher is dead is she ding dong the wicked [ __ ] is dead what do I do here mortgage what does that mean chat try it means you just get more money honor so press control good good good how do I upgrade don't mortgage you won't collect any money from yes thanks love you wha oh no it's beautiful nice nice nice garden yah yah yah yah yah give me money Yahoo you go to jail [ __ ] so good gotta put it in jail minx I got a deal for you minx ask for more money give me 500 [ __ ] off you [ __ ] wait I don't need money I'm rich you'd be surprised how easily taken me six hundred you are you a crack you silly [ __ ] fine 650 650 just rated what is wrong with you yes okay fine 500 I'll do 450 475 okay full 75 minutes you said it 420 420 come on come on let's do it raise the bar and then lower it to make the deals easier mix as a psychological genius and says scamper go to buy some property Park Lane that's a good one I'll take Park Lane the coast is really [Music] slow watching my grandma's on a working TV where's the button for Fox I can suck dick for less money than that not interested no thank you I know she's just trying to make it on the hard streets of you'll not believe it just trying to make a decent way for herself yep mm-hmm yeah and all Park Lane by any chance is gonna come nice all of those Park Lane here it is okay cool and then what we're going the Liverpool Street yeah all right cool and what you create yeah you can press space right now deal yep bye thank you minx thank you for that nice waste of time thank you no I win hey a minx this church is span than a bay for a while please thank you don't [ __ ] do that hey what's up me Nikki oh go away I don't have any money go all the exchanges of Monopoly boxes to pound sterling because right now the angel Islington the the famous historical borough of London is worth $100 do you get it Chris the six and the nine look like they're doing that sex position together those luxuries mate you've got too many windows what is fokin minecraft [ __ ] square-headed [ __ ] [ __ ] hate this game that's like a sec solution but you just stand there and be Christian you can't tell LA or England my two favorite countries go hide in the boot you cat [ __ ] I need oh I'm just a good game why Lord wants to Mayfair that's a really good card to get on the early chance I might expensively you don't have a lot of money you should probably buy that one ring so I think yep good job dude you did so well mix the people on my window are clapping for you look minks listen to everyone giving you a round of applause hey that's whistling people are clapping and whistling that Irish is coming to me now here we go all know the tactic you buy as much as you can and then go to jail and just sit in jail and you win you can just and then you don't have to pay anything you don't have to land or anything and you just win it's the tactic don't tell them I'm in jail mix while I'm in jail while I'm in jail mix did pity me that's he's pulling a poker all-in smile let's go back yes literally I'm out the game if I do this so that's not true is it I have pretty much no money so says no but I see money don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about it next time I got money it's nice for you to come see me I'm so glad you forgive me for all that awesome I'll tell you that orphanage I would always forgive or do you know my money what the [ __ ] was my tactic put me back in jail please how many crimes have I gonna do to get out of this [ __ ] hellhole but don't know why my choice bombing the loser puff cuz you [ __ ] up I'm rich I'm [ __ ] up balling boys that's good yay oh wow you love pal mal it's right next to prison mortgage mortgage the house in the house dude keep going keep going minks yeah look at the claw that's how you know you've done well yeah minks and again hit control and control numbing now do it again makes just blue three hundred and fifty dollars you look tan a poor so yeah before Oh Thank You Fenchurch Street I've been looking for you for many eons hmm we in the money boys you really are saving me Alice thank you for dollars oh I will surely be in your favour man I'm gonna get a meal deal and use the extra pound for a whisper bar it means you have to tune Wilbur out okay okay hey minx how are you thank you a nice thank you very much Mickey I really nice time with that one thank you I'm gonna spend it all in one place the brothel lease didn't land on the wall of the house nice place like me hello you just made it through and it's off to jail minks yep we're stupid aren't you oh that's not good for me oh yes it is badly I'm a dog how can I speed Bryce peepee time dirt how do we [ __ ] him and by rich I don't mean me I'm yes so eat the future rich what we have a nice piss what did I miss nothing Oh booth County hey what's up hey hey hey my what's good [ __ ] what a Fleet Street that's awful no Alicia says the value at the bottom Mickey how is she allowed to manage property when she's in literal jail what the [ __ ] is she using her one phone call said I don't like this she's good she's growing stronger you didn't break get out did you that's how it goes okay hey mix Hayden [ __ ] goes to jail [Music] lads [ __ ] Christie's right you see out of jail free card backspace minx do it oh my [ __ ] out of here because you in prison you got a [ __ ] roll doubles or used to tell the one safe spot on me conclude my hole here's what I can offer you this one piece the Nikki desperately wants I don't Nikki really wants this one she's trying to lowball you right now because she doesn't know how to [ __ ] interact with people give me all your properties No okay then enjoy losing Thanks please I know you don't know what money yes but please more give me more I'll just go back to Nikki then see it hey mickey hey mickey how many dollars for these Alex I don't know how much you want it she just mortgage your properties on us I can't be [ __ ] or what she trying tell you what they do okay free parking free parking that's nice and safe any eights in minx's chair any eights and mixers Jeff I really like it when Miss minx is turn because the game slows down a lot while she just flips between three properties and then just doesn't do anything minx please oh my god okay cool now just use your Gaucho free card backspace get out of jail free you just can't roll again oh it's fine she's ours you know it's it's fine it's fine oh wait wait no there's literally nothing happening we fine anybody wants to auction swag dollars that's all I have any dollar I like it what you're keeping it low thing guys appreciate ya oh wow big money man over here okay I can take that literally can't do that literally I you had in the first half I don't know what this is so Maggie how's your day oh good job makes free and landed right on up on a really expensive property oh that's a yeah eggs that's you need to somehow get $700 he's got some mortgage that's me oh I know that you know the tide taming stop pretending you're upset what do you mean rubber hand tone makes no one cares thanks please please please do CBC backspace on your [ __ ] keyboard please please press that please I beg of you please please please please please oh no oh you're [ __ ] oh I think I'm out yikes yikes yikes yikes $600 right minx making a walk I'm making it rain cuz I'm [ __ ] rich I got [ __ ] hotels okay that's really cool and funny minx I think you want this that's really good for you that finishes off your orange and then you'll have all of pink and all of orange right but it's gonna come out of course I will make this back in no time or if you have bow street you finish the orange it's up to you I mean you don't have to I can just mortgage stuff but I'm thinking that was that's probably the easy work both of us go mortgage you little slimy snake alrighty France got me ow my [ __ ] money your [ __ ] home that's a big cake that's $12 for you don't even have enough money for that I have I own zero dollars now I have nothing and I still have to [ __ ] roll again oh my god that's it well that's genuinely a icon up how much do I do now oh my [ __ ] god I'm gonna pray to the gods above that I don't [ __ ] this up and die in a hole at the age of 7 Yahoo I leave no hoes winning bro I'm hoes just need to pass go I just need to pass go chat it's not over just let me get past go okay let me think I think I'll trade okay no no no got you creaky [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate you so much [Laughter] yeah believe or not us everyone in this game is saying hurry up makes is what you're trying to say here yeah everyone in my chat when I got back from ping was saying how you were planning to sabotage me so this this whole deal doesn't feel too bad whatever do you're about to make me some wishing and decline it so you may as well just cut I offered you this ages ago this is this this is gone that's off the table now sorry just give me the [ __ ] orange ice table it's off the table I'm sorry I told you then oh wait hold on one two three four five you get higher than five anything lower than anything between two and five and you lose I [ __ ] hate this game I should have been the wheelbarrow [ __ ] dude [ __ ] dude people whom I chatted you're saying kill Wilbur I'm like what the [ __ ] makes just hit enter there's nothing else you can do please we're play actually monopoly yeah oh they can we can just hit you when everybody wants you to go makes I please help you speed up on the on the numbers on the money right please hold alt when you do it right hold alt when you press the right arrow right and then press f4 to select the one that you're going for please literally I would be so [ __ ] pissed off waiting for just a minx I'm oh I've had a stopwatch going every time his mixes go for those since she was in jail had a stopwatch were on currently 23 minutes of minks turns in the span of 33 minutes of stream time oh my god oh good yeah mortgage this haven't you yeah okay we're good stop what stops can you please please please I got places to be okay three runs of the Jeopardy I changed my maken turi tree for the blue no okay we're done oh thank you oh my god I hate you inks I hate you so [ __ ] bad yeah this is your last chance to actually you can win against will but real easily if you get this property but you need to pay me 480 okay okay yeah you can pay me a thousand oh really did I exchange discipline what what's happening oh you didn't okay yes I did you idiot [Music] song name oh this one's mixer come Oh Wilbur I should probably play and not sit here that would be that would remind me of someone I'm gonna I'm just gonna keep going we're not stopping until everything there's a winner by the way Alice Alice please give us some dramatic music hours to learn April so it's time for me to it's the only time I'll actually have to actually do this in your presence thanks Rachel hi Tico find a photo girl do the sunshine show you I'm gonna go to the potato Haven go [ __ ] yourself minx I hate you goodbye minx sure I need your energy all this is chat Nicky's chat my chat I need your energy now I need to roll I'm gonna shut my eyes apart though it's that good it was that fine am I am I in the middle I think I'm in the middle of it yes I live another day [ __ ] yeah $40 you have my $40 I can survive that it's hotting up in monopoly Ville I'm never playing Monopoly again this is too stressful I'm actually I don't I'm not enjoying this right now I'm just so tense that I keep pulling muscles in my neck okay good good I think I'm through I think that keeps me safe I think that keeps me safe oh it does that's all you lucky I can't hey I can't hate you from jail I'm sorry me no I still pay you but I pay you like $20 I think $30 I have $7 now I'm not River I'm blocking you I'm [ __ ] blocking you on Twitter I don't [ __ ] want anything to do you you [ __ ] dumb English prick makes it means I might I might lose here if I roll if I don't even like I get if I don't care about several if I know I got lucky your [ __ ] game like so [ __ ] why are you saying oh no chance is that is that is that it is it thanks oh that's that's really not a kiss really kind of you makes thank you minxie watching I true my chair on my bad ages called the whole time I've been literally on the ground I happen I'm too stressed who's winning neither is Congo it's a bit of a mix minx owns a lot of properties but doesn't have much money because she doesn't want to let go of any of her properties or houses or hotels huh well I have I have a lot of money but I don't have many properties okay this is where I could lose remember that please please I think I just don't I think I barely don't lose there I think I might lose though okay how keeps me safe for another ground okay okay how do I do this you got a mortgage off sell some houses sell your hotels mortgage stuff eeny meeny miny [Music] minx it's the [ __ ] time the [ __ ] kills me control control has anyone ever seen a meet the Thornberrys although the Thornberrys TV show yeah they go with the gigantic nose yeah you know the little feral kid he goes that's what makes turned into I mean look at that now you're out the game my viewership scum back [Music] you [Music]

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Length: 32min 24sec (1944 seconds)

Published: Wed May 27 2020