I Forced a Girl onto a Raft with Me (ft. Nihachu)

am i very quiet right now because i'm using a new mic well not an ah i'm using an old mic it's so old look at the stains on it the reason being is i'm filming something in my house and i brought my nice mic back from the office to my house and this mic isn't as good so sorry if the audio quality is a bit worse but today we're playing raft with nikki with nikki look at this this is cool right they've they've made a a color illustration version of my merc get that at fresh merch dot fm slash wilbur dash sir and you can you can look like this too i like this i think it looks like a i look like a sailor i think i look like a sailor it's good nikki yes you ever played ralph i have never played wrong you never played raft well should i tell you about raft raft is a multiplayer gaming experience for one to six players in which you must build a raft there's a shark what it's a big shark is he danger yeah he kills you and he also rips your boat apart i'm scared yeah you should be let me start a new world um bobby going we're going on hard difficulty which means we cannot respond without the help of a friend that's me i'm the friend ah yeah the password is i'm gonna let you guys see what the password is oh [ __ ] it's not i thought it would no password no password anyone can join right anyone can join uh if they have my steam which does oh i'm in i'm in uh so where's the shark just for chat's sake there he is hello there he goes he's there all the time he's a bit of a shekhov's gun do you know what shekhov's gun is nikki no so in in literature and theater chekhov's gun is if something is shown on screen or on stage for any period of time it has to be used so the shark is our is is we're going to call him chekhov i wish you could join because i'm kind of lonely right now i'm in the loading screen right now okay i just missed all of that when you join i'll go through how you're supposed to play because i i played oh i'm in oh okay hello hi hi oh it looks just like you see myself uh don't worry you'll see it later it just looks identical to you like down to the tiniest detail so let me show you right so you get this little hooky boy right in your hands okay now if you hold left click a little a little like charge up appears on the screen right when you release you throw it right and the aim is to drag as much junk back to the boat as you can so the aim is right uh wait how do i oh no that's my that's my i just threw my hook off okay i'm i've got i had to get in the water i'm coming back i'm coming back where's the shark uh where's chekhov check off sharky shoulders right under us i'll go looking for maybe one very look at him look at check off oh god what's he doing oh god oh god we can beat him beat him get out of here get out of here just gonna [ __ ] get him off the boat dude oh oh okay we need to get to work on building this boat out so what we're gonna need is we need some rope so if you press i you see the crafting menu okay we need rope so we can get a building hammer so we can start getting to work on the sort of frame of the ship you know god that's sharp dude you know that i'm scared of the water right you know i'm scared of the ocean yeah that's like a thing look check off more like more like more like [ __ ] off more like [ __ ] off yeah i'm really funny oh we need rope where's rope oh is that some rope i'm not seeing much i don't see any rope okay so just get wood get wooden and fiber if you can't see rope oh okay wait can you see that the hell is that over there it's an island right there an island in this game apparently it looks like it don't want to swim there you don't want to you could you could quickly make it i'm just look he's not like right under us yeah get that get that barrel that barrel will have rope i'll try i'll try okay if i get it you've got to go you've got to swim to the island no that was the rule that we did we made it we shook on it also there's no oh wait you make rope with plant fiber and then i make the building hammer craft that and then i go like oh look at that you go you go do you want me to go do you want to go i'm going to go you're going to go okay go go go nicky go go nikki go faster somehow it's fine it's fine you're fine there's nothing on you there's nothing on your tail you're completely safe you're fine you're fine you're fine okay oh there it is right okay so just grab as much as you can from the island then quickly get back on this boat because i'm leaving either we don't have an anchor i can't grab anything here yeah we're leaving nikki it's go it's going i'm not coming no i fell down it's fine just get get them to get on the boat get on the boat swim swim shack off's nowhere to be seen you're fine just get on the boat oh i fell in love it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay look there he is look chekhov's chekhov's long gone we need plastic did you get anything from the island did you get any like like food a white flower white seeds and a red flower and red seeds yep not really we can't eat those um you had one job this is for you what is it what it's a white it's a flower yeah okay i picked it up for you i'm putting it there in my inventory where i'll never lose it unless i die and oh you bastard we were having a romantic lovely moment with the flowers in this butt right nikki nikki i'm putting you on shark duty take this you're on shark duty when shark come you stab not me when shark come you stab okay okay okay you are shark girl shark boy and lava girl you're shark boy i'm sorry boy i'll be lava girl okay that sounds good i have more plastic good i'm looking for um we basically need a water distillery i'm really thirsty oh yeah me too yeah i'm gonna have a look at some water distill where is it right now we need a bucket like i just point there cause you can't see it on your screen i'm just like i can't see it there it there do you have any plastic how much plastic do you have on your person are we just just litter more you if you're watching this and you're out at sea right now just throw some [ __ ] bleach bottles into the ocean for us please yeah yeah you got it nikki i'll get it no wait stab him stab him with your yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you didn't look and we didn't lose the thing now i can now i can do this and uh and oh wait that's just that you say pog the swift cup is right filled with salt water place cup of salt water place plank yes okay we're getting purified water purified water is on the way nikki whoa look at the moon that is terrifying it looks like a meteor coming towards us now if i fill this and then throw this for you drink that drink that drink it nikki yes we live we survived now i'm now i'm hungry nikki i'm getting hungry okay maybe we should work on a fishing rod oh i've got it i've got it okay oh i just i just hear you going stab stab and i'm like what the hell is she doing turns out her job can you build a campfire nikki can you get to work on that uh yes go away check off yeah just build a campfire and i'll pop some i'll pop some fishies on that [ __ ] and then i got an old shoe you need that you need those shoes yeah i have been looking at your feet quite a lot nikki they're very distracting not in that one not in that way it's because i just i it's splintery the ground is splintery it's you don't sound like you believe me but i promise you it's the truth oh you've done it you've done it okay cool so now if i do this and then we put planks on oh oh this look where i hold it diddy i'm gonna i ate that [ __ ] i ate him my father you just swallowed him you didn't even chew yeah i'm like a snake bro we don't we don't chew things where i'm from oh okay england oh there's another raft okay i don't love my fish what do you mean press eye okay he's distracted i'm going i'm go no don't die are you dead nikki i need help i need to be resuscitated you're dead too yes you killed me nikki i think we have to start again nikki new world i'm going to call this one don't get up champ cham don't get up cham wait we should call it don't forget chum because chum is also another thing it's the thing you feed shark oh yeah i'm in i'm gonna get to work nikki nikki i'm the man of the house okay yeah i know like last time gender roles were out the window this time i'm reinforcing toxic gender roles i will be the spear guy and you will be the the fisher woman we're gonna reinforce toxic gender roles this time simply because you know i whilst i do feel like you did a good job with the spear the shark did get a couple noshes off and i'm i'm looking for a zero nosh to raft ratio first thing we should work towards grabbing ourselves a water purifier and a cup so this time we're going to get it right i just want to [ __ ] up check off i want to [ __ ] off check off next step i'm going to work towards is a paddle or an anchor what do you think paddle or anchor anchor a stone axe would also be useful oh there's so much stuff we need stone axe i want to go and raid an island next time we see one and i want to just chop down a bunch of trees a [ __ ] bunch have you heard of a bunch i'm sure i've heard that it's like slightly less than a [ __ ] oh i see a [ __ ] for a bunch it's less than a ton yeah yeah hey you're not good at this video game dude i'm trying okay you are oh no you are bad at video games nikki you what are you going for that one show which one you're going for which one are you going for okay you're you're actually not ah maybe i am okay now we're fine we're fine oh there he is hold on away he's gonna come ready oh oh no he's not nikki is approaching yeah i know the island's approaching and i realize we don't actually have any um any anchor yet so if we can build one quickly or a paddle that would be useful i'm going to get you on paddle duty paddle here we go we need a two rope so do you have um two leaves three oh so sexy when you have leaves dude here a paddle take this right nicky i'm going if i don't make it back you you're man of the raft okay oh no you you [ __ ] you [ __ ] i got him i got him i'm just stabbing i'm stabbing get me out of the ocean i don't like video games oh my [ __ ] right chopping trees chopping trees chopping down the lovely trees i'm getting loads of stuff oh i've got coconut that should be good yeah i'll take some i'll take some red flowers too just for my girl for my girl sorry well that's fine just start paddling stop paddling if it's getting oh you are far okay i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming i've got a yellow one too do you like yellow more than red yeah okay good good here i come here come oh good work that paddle girl i'm coming oh check off you can take a snip out of me if you want you know it's fine it's funny just he's just tasting the waters you know right i've got a mango for you oh i've got quite a few mangoes and i just got a [ __ ] ton of wood that was a really useful journey so now if i get this water purifier right and slap it on there and then we get a grill and slap that on there dude you did some good paddling there man we're a good team thank you we make a really good team nicki next step i guess is to uh make a thingy what they called nikki the thing uh anchor anchor so that we need not [ __ ] you oh wait i don't even hear him no he got the purifier okay we're making another one i don't have enough palm leaves anymore okay well i hope the water you've got is gonna sit to you for a bit chekov was hungry for pure water dude which is ridiculous because the salinity of seawater is what he needs to breathe what a fool maybe he will die from it how's your fishing rod going i have it ah get to work you're the food girl now in fact you're such a food girl i'm gonna eat a mango in front of you to remind you of your task okay i want some ground so i can spread out spread my legs on this raft have you ever heard the word hellacious no it means unnecessarily big okay it's a good way to describe me and why i need to spread my legs give me that why is he there why is he there why is my animation bugged why does the shark have to exist where i need it i just got an achievement oh i see you hold on wait let me just let me i can't actually help gotta pull this in before i can fight him oh you bastard look at this look how are we actually gonna survive a day yeah yeah the moon is leaving the moon is vacating the area which is good for me oh there's the raft is it the one that killed us i guess i've got to go and explore that wait can you padlock towards it oh yeah yeah oh a beet did you give that to me no i think you just fished it maybe or something what are they called in german a water beta stupid [ __ ] language okay right now that's enough that's enough i'll be back soon okay i'm here oh god i just dropped everything uh well don't i want well don't i don't want a yellow flower wait you said yellow's your favorite color of flower didn't you yellow flower there we go i'm coming back here you go that's for you thank you you know what no problem it was nothing it was i do this [ __ ] in my sleep to be honest with you that took you so long to process yeah it was crafty yeah you [Music] albatross they're the birds of the sea look the bird of the sky it's beautiful we can build five more bits of we can build five more bits of raft so i'm thinking i'm thinking we go with and then one two we have a little bit of a walkway look at this look at this it's like a stingray uh we've been drifting a lot what are you doing what did you just keep moving just keep moving left and right dude you like so you got a rock in your shoe it's like in real life it can work oh yeah you got a little waddle i told you it was just like you look how big this raft's going to wait can i build like other things oh yes i can hold the phone nikki look at this it's protecting us from the sun yeah no we won't get skin chances yep oh we but he's here we can't [ __ ] get away from you [ __ ] can we get out of here you jesus christ he hasn't even broken anything really he just kind of gets in the way that now we're really on skin cancer dude i like it it looks great ah it looks so pretty with you in the in the background with the were you saying love can't hear you sorry man's at work in it look at this little boss ass hut dude that's a little enclosed space got a little balcony area just in case you want to go out the back i'd say this is a success so far at least assuming the inevitable does not plague us with its presence uh maybe a bed would be good for us in case one of us dies you know actually no we're not gonna die [ __ ] it oh god the waves are picking up a bit have you seen how the waves are picking up yeah it's scary dude i don't know about you game doesn't scare me so you can protect me mm-hmm because i am scared i'm gonna pick your nose don't worry brother what's the goal i think we we get a sail and an anchor and then we are set for life dude because if we get sail we can just speed run the ocean have you ever speed run the ocean my chat is cancelling check off right now don't worry the author or the shark the shark we can cancel both if you want i mean i would depending on what chat ones right yeah chat what do you want do you want us to count i fell in the water i'm bitten chekov took a chunk out of my little no couldn't think of a safe body part in time so i gave up do you want to play boat chicken what is bullet chicken how do you play that so pick a number between one and ten five you now need to jump off the boat and sit in the water for five seconds oh no i should have said one i should have known that okay okay i will if i die you're gonna revive me yeah okay one two three four five see that wasn't that hard was it you just get out and check off's nowhere to be seen easy as hell no now you give me a number uh yeah do one to ten two ten oh well i didn't to make it that high oh this was a bad idea oh chekhov's on the boat nikki behind you oh this is good three four five he's busy six seven eight nine ten perfect oh my god he just did a weird loop-de-loop there yeah you see that idea of 10 seconds i'm so bright i'm such a man i'm a man i'm really cold that is fine i've got it i've got it i've got it i've got it wait so what is that oh it's an odd raft in the distance you see that i don't think we have enough paddle this is why we need the sail there yay nikki look now if we open it oh and then point it that way oh i don't know where it's going we need the streamer would you go this way anyway it's useful for us to go this way and if we want to stop the boat for any reason we can just do that and then we're going the other way yeah problem is with just moving like this is that the game isn't spawning any junk in this direction why i don't know i don't i have no idea dude but we've been talking about this [ __ ] anchor for a long time and i i just need one plank and i have the anchor so oh [ __ ] i'm just going for it i'm just going for it like this uh where are you going to get the planks it's fine though it's absolutely safe oh i thought i dodged it i thought i just dodged it man have you wanted more food any more food in the in the house yeah oh wait i just use the [ __ ] planks i got for the oh okay so we've got a barrel here we got barrel barrels are always full of goodness right as soon as we got the anchor we can start speaking yeah boy look at this hold on there we start speed running it's time to speed run the ocean nikki so much ocean to speed run the stairs how tall can we make this if i go like that right if i put this here and then we put this there and then well hey look at that we just keep building upwards oh you can actually fish from up here look wait does this increase how far we can cast our dirty little hooks because if so this is it's prime wood area this is dude again oh wait we've gone the other side oh wait hold on yeah i messed up hold on i need this and then i need that can i get that oh that's pog oh nikki island oh yeah you got a point point the sail point the sail you hold r and wrote it no you just unfold it there we go hold right and point it and then and then we'll have island and we can just get off and enjoy it we don't have to rush because we have an anchor now i think it baits the shark towards us towards the bait ah i mean i'm not i'm not a master of sharks but if i would hazard a guess look at the coconuts in the trees and dropping and then we get off look at that dude look now we can see our raft in full it's beautiful i want it to be taller look at that can we just stay here for a little bit just build the build the raft up while we're here down here it's like a reef oh wait look there's stuff under the water it's like rocks and metal look you can mine it with the with the hook get it i'll watch out for chekov i don't see him yet so wait are boats being attacked oh you bastard that's our anchor that's our anchor i got it i got it i got it it's good to know chekhov's just got a [ __ ] he just hates us dude he doesn't leave us even even when we're happy and loving life he's just like what what what oh he was there sorry i wasn't looking out for him anymore he just wants to destroy our relationship yeah he's a simp he's simping for you nikki why would he hurt me then why would he hurt me if he's supposed to be my simp why does he not worship me do i regenerate a house i hope oh the sun's rising over our island dude why we why don't we just stay here look i just need i just need more wood is the only issue that's probably the only reason we should keep moving dude there's like three barrels over there and i'm really tempted to go get it what what yeah i jumped into the water you just from right can you distract me and i'll go get the barrels just sort of keep jumping in and out of the water because i have a plan there's like three barrels there right so what i'm saying is i swim over there you keep him distracted keep him that's it that's it good job look at him smiley you get distracted i'll go get the barrel and then with the wood we can finally go up to the third here i go here i go yeah yeah i'm good i'm fine it's just very um hello girl i am in the water let me grab that i can get it i can get it in time we're fine we'll find where is he i don't know but i'm getting the oh he got me okay i'm pretty one bite away but i've got so much wood okay here i go here i'm swimming back i'm swimming back we're safe okay one more bite and i'm gone for sure okay there he is he's underneath i'm gonna make it back i'm gonna make it back oh oh rotate your shark okay i'm in the water in case he wants to come and get me nicki i'm dead i need you i need to drink something real quick because i'm very slow oh he's here no no no no you're fine you're fine you're fine he's like four bites four bites to kill you're fine you're fine just come come come he got the anchor he got the anchor would you mean he got the anchor swimming away nikki nikki nikki get on the nikki get on the boat i need you i need you nick i need you to listen to me you're gonna be fine nikki get on the boat nikki forget forget me you're on the boat right nikki lo when you listen to me raise the sail and point it forward away from the shark away from the shark away from the shark just keep going just go nikki i need you to i need you to listen to me you're going to be fine you just need to go i i can't go without you nikki you'll be fine i can't do this without you nick i've taught you everything i know you're going to be fine don't make me do this i i don't want to leave you it's a video game you stop crying stop crying at me but seriously just i believe in you you've done so well you've learned everything i've taught you and i'm gonna say this and i mean it girl i am indie water you're fine no i got disconnected no no but like you for the purpose you just got to be like oh yeah you lived happily ever after you made it i did live ever after but i didn't live happily because i lost you nikki i know you'll do great i know you'll get far i believe in you no don't say that soon implying suicide you're gonna get me banned from twitch i believe in you nikki i i will keep fishing and keep gathering resources and i will i will build the tallest rift that anyone has ever seen [Music] you

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Published: Mon Jul 27 2020