This Game will get us CANCELLED

okay so Sam first now this is Wilbur suit hi I'm Wilbur's I might have gone too far on this one I imagine some rights something or someone draws something and then you have to sell it to people Wilbur and Wilbur suit I chose Wilbur hi so this video is kind of confusing let me just quickly explain me general Sam minks and James Mario over the span of like a couple days in quarantine we played a bunch of jackbox and it was so funny I had to make a video out of it basically how it works is one person comes up with a problem and then the other person has to come up with a solution and draw a little invention to show how they'd solve the issue I hope you enjoy it thank you for watching my name is Wilbur soot I regret that I never spoke to my high school crush now I'm sure you've all had this issue right now I'm before I go any further I would like to say she never liked you anyway you didn't miss much let's talk her anyway so Ivan I've come up with surveillance the surveillance van basically if you're wondering where your highschool crush is what she's up to you know the kind of things you'd expect to have over a coffee that she's never gonna give you you can instead find them out using the surveillance van yeah so the problem is is I wish I could get my kids back right well let me tell you something I invented something you guys would never even think about so somebody has the kid usually the ex-wife I invented this thing show the drawing here remove your problems permanently I feel like this could be used what's the name of the invention it's called a gun [Laughter] [Music] [Music] I wanted to draw a thumbs up it looks like have some fright that's not stalactite so I've had this issue the worst part of the winter is how cold it is with three exclamation points now I've had this a lot I've heard the issue I've heard it died in August thank you very thank you thank you very much thank you oh I will present okay my problem was an interesting one I could ever get caught up on the latest bringing an issue which many young men suffer from you got brings from the the late naughty still being used around the world I present to you my TARDIS barking he's excited direct.com director calm is it's a nap it gives you the latest brings directly to your phone in real time notifications popping up all day as you can see in the bottom left you can use your hand oh silent to the bottom please my keeps getting wet so I bring to you a life-changing solution please be my friend all stop here is us together being friends as you can see I'm a very sexy man but you will remain dry about the entire experience of being my friend tagline wise please anyone I'm just so you know I'm done that was it so British you had the perfect opportunity just I can destroy one of us and instead you chose self-deprecating humor I can't sleep because of night orgasms damn she's oh [ __ ] I'm gonna see the drawing how is the solution did you understand these are cool what's this got to do with anything this is actually a twist I'm here to say STDs aren't cool sex isn't cool and if you do it you should [ __ ] burn in hell oh oh I hate to eat the wharves okay so God's sake with cocaine you can do anything jump off a cliff yes yes I hate the problem is I hate to eat dwarves so then with cocaine it sends your mind into this whole thing like right here well maybe and then with that imagination is the key mix do you understand no one can actually eat a dwarf okay it is physically impossible I googled it Miggs do you understand how to play I can confidently say I didn't understand the game but now I do I'm gonna go with dick direct comm because I'm Wilbur's invention seems like a pasteurized version of Wilbur suits and vision so will the is just Wilbur but a bit more extra your presentation makes really gave me some insight as to the female mind baby realized why communication is falling between me and my wife women can't ever hope to communicate my spouse keeps forgetting my viagra you might be wondering how can I fix this issue so I wish men were more fun you ever thought of that fellas when you're talking to a guy hey this is this dude ain't fun yeah I invented the bro you know cuz you look at your friends and you're like hey there you know I going on here he's just a normal guy so I invented a bra for men the breasts hey he's gonna be a hey fella my new best friend my eyes are up here you know so give or you want to hang out with some titties mm-hmm hello everyone so I received this question a lot I keep ruining ruining my marriage James what do I do I have a brilliant image of you today I'm buckling in for this all of those cheaters out there I bring to you be classic not like your other ages out there the more advanced models we've gone for the very simple just a cage like a salt trap you put it around your member and it stops you from well it stops you from sex altogether actually break your pray for peace oh I want to save Li have sex with my cousin you might be wondering how was that okay well this right here is the solution to everything you [ __ ] need it's real modern art master where'd you think this is going Jay it's a dragon I think it might be going to the United States you're absolutely correct so I've come to the conclusion that we all need some dwarven seasoning now dwarven c evening would be applied to the dwarf in heavy spurts this is it I'm talking about fantasy dwarves no no no this is just woven seasoning it's simple so you may know but that's that's the dispenser you see in the police club I'd like to buy this campaign no I would love the art style for this one too I like that it's a white plasticine I like I like I like colors okay so in this one someone's an alien and everyone else is humans and the humans have to find out who the alien is by testing them on certain things so like they'll be given a question like draw a cat and all the humans will be given the question draw a cat but the alien will be given the commander's or a dog and then we have to do to figure out who the alien is based on if they've done something different you know you'll figure it out so it's not that hard you'll do the tutorial no okay yes we should be doing it okay by my calculations you will have 12 minutes before I cease to be so I'd appreciate it if you could figure out who look I'll send together so James you got to pick a test for us to do and then you got to pick who you want to do the test it will work yeah dude will remains let's find out I'll show you with this I can tell it's [ __ ] Wilbur he's been too quiet looking you ready what the [ __ ] is yours minx oh the penis would you suffer why is it gonna penis on his business casual trousers it's a scarred penis penis I'm doing I'm doing minx and I'm doing you James okay but you're taking your time that makes huh I'm reading the question and this will this will prove oh interesting okay it's not me okay me and James in a little band all right it's it's called Lovejoy and James is yep no I you've already tested me and I was fine to find that James do me and Sam I changed my mind something to climb sorry makes I'm testing you again yes the dust now man they can have my mind they can hack their answer so that it comes up with the correct prompt for them as it gets there's no way unless he's hacked it do I sound like the [ __ ] commie guy that knows how to hack I feel like one of them's hacked it here okay minx your turn mixed you the bioscan oh if you're so sure you can test someone yourself and find out so the first one is one man looking away one man looking another way and then one wait what wait really the Eiffel Tower the poor and moved the idea tower I got it the next one is a curvy road with the dot on top got it next one doggy and there's nothing else just the curvy road in the dog doggy style got it what'd she mean got it what is it two dots and three precise you know I'm just trying to get it right oh we got it right cool nice now minx gets to pick someone and only she can see is there a human or an alien he's human yeah it's me I elect James is our leader now James is calling the shots from now on all right just because we know he's fine I think I'm just gonna push the button on Sam wait can we do one more test with tempest Sam pick pick one quickly okay no offense you go bean you got its will work no you know I'm push the button I'm sorry Sam it's up to me [ __ ] Sam it's between worlds because Meeks would have won oh my god it's Sam oh it's mine [ __ ] in the chair of course oh and look we're gonna test Sam again then we're gonna do the quickest one the deliberation decks really quick he's playing it very smart would you literally just try to play the game I'm saying that's why I mean if you were a haenyeo kid is bonding there kids got talent so what the [ __ ] what you should do is these are both jokes please vote yes I'm sorry I've been I've been Sam you've been putting it on other people the whole game I'm sorry yes [ __ ] jive hurt leave me to float in space wait so you expected the game just a [ __ ] torture us I've been relatively quiet and for some reason that just means I'm guilty that was fun wasn't it we had a good time no have any pulsing words I hope everyone enjoyed this YouTube video make sure to subscribe to all of us on YouTube I don't want you people if you're one of those people that goes I hate you [ __ ] Monica you lose video is funny on my [ __ ] channel in the description you can [ __ ] right off over your funny guy you know I think you should do well do the ocean too so you should come up with a group of friends right probably five or six people that you're close friends with and make a youtube channel based on all you kind of hanging out together and reacting the reddit posts [Music]

Channel: Wilbur Soot

Views: 3,068,457

Keywords: wilbur soot, live, wilbur live, wilbur plays

Id: HbygB8vle5A

Length: 14min 49sec (889 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 04 2020