THE ULTIMATE LIFE SIMULATOR | Imagine Lifetimes

here we go warning the following content might upset you may contain traces of irony skepticism and dark humors a random set of amazing genes that was vagina look at me look at me look at me look at my face zoom in on that bad boy right there that is the picture of beauty look at the shapely nose the luscious brows I am one handsome baby also I'm a big baby and I was a big baby at 10 pounds in 3 ounces I was a whopping baby uh I want subtitles on ok interesting translations on I don't know what translations mean translations on I guess Dada or mama I gotta call my mom I'll just go with what I did oh by the way welcome to imagine life times I haven't said that yet it's a game where you imagine your lifetime now let me call my mom so I had a question I'm playing a game and it's asking me what my first words were did I say mama or Dada da first when I was a baby yeah okay so I said mama clearly okay domi I remember we have a picture yeah [Music] [Laughter] okay all right so I said mom really I'll so I crushed my own brother s which makes perfect sense okay click the lock to continue okay locked in baby you knew it I knew it too I'm listening where we send you out into the world you're going to have to make some important decisions Wow my favorite childhood toy hi sorry one more one more quick question did I have a favorite childhood toy this this game I'm playing is just asking me about my childhood I mean we were so poor we didn't have toys right so my favorite toy was sitting in the middle of a room staring and smiling this is true okay thank you all right parents stared smile sure whatever man well I don't know what this is I'm gonna go with this mr. cool all right mr. claw [Laughter] SARS call my real mom of which you are not choices you're about to make will affect your characters traits strengths and weaknesses in life aha no okay I got it what is this what is this we got paint we got reading and building okay just last thing less thing I'm sorry I'm sorry are you okay so it's it's got one more thing about me and kindergarten okay do you remember what my favorite activity in kindergarten was in kindergarten oh no when when I was actually in school yeah yeah yeah what did I do study okay like a smart kid very quiet was I sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten I was perfectly annalen I sound like a supervillain I sound like a manipulator and boy with the big big brain I got it thanks okay cool all right cool thank you thank you okay so apparently I would spend my days in kindergarten judging people and studying whoa what the hell what was that let's go with reading because of no idea okay I'm gonna go with reading because sure yeah right away once you're done with these you'll be ready to face whatever is out there for sure oh my god choose some friends well I mean I think it was true when I was in school I didn't really have friends it was like one friend and then the teacher I think this is the teacher but I added like one friend his name was I think it was Daniel maybe you look like a Daniel in the driver's seat I like that you're you riding shotgun I like that I'm good with this I think this I didn't have many friends growing up there we go mm-hmm choose my playground adventures oh my god I was all am i picking here we're sitting alone hiding from effort but I remember we had this really disgusting sandbox that all the Wildcats would you know [ __ ] in and I was playing it by myself until I finally learned that it's kind of disgusting there no seesaws no bikes no hide-and-seek's just me sitting alone at a sandbox and that's it thanks I would hope so Wow look like a pimple I don't even know what that looks like but I'm pretty sure a taint of imple all right am I supposed to pop this okay I had a lot of acne growing up I did oh I don't want any part of this I don't want anything to do with it oh my god here we go [Music] looks like so much grown up yeah I didn't do none of these oh wait no I did track and field is out this is this is my life to the most accurate so in high school I did do track and field so I think that this is a track and field I did do that I'm trying to be the most accurate to my life because my life is amazing so I just want to recreate the elements for that choose my crush [ __ ] yeah what in the back just yeah you look generally like my high school girlfriend I think is that are we still in high school I guess that's the last time I had a crush on someone I'm guessing you Olivia so swing miss mrs. Robinson art Quinn Rick Vivien sleek Tex thank you she's an after-school activity nothing gaming after school I did not have a smartphone if we're still in high school I did not have a smartphone I just didn't it's not a thing not when I was growing up but I did have some sweet gaming adventures oh god damn mouth mom my first part-time job probably the closest would be retail cashier I worked at Kroger I was not a cashier but I wasn't in the food department either so that's probably closest thanks you didn't really have a choice oh my god oh my god okay where's it biomedical engineering okay can I only check one I can check what is your heart telling you wait what Oh weird well this is pretty indicative of what I did oh I can't go back all right whatever that's pretty good enough I did bounce back and forth between the two what I did was more engineering than biology but I was trying to go to med school at first and so that's what I did right right thanks thank you I saw that is pretty accurate I I went back and forth yeah this is me being for my extra life because I didn't actually graduate Wow I get to choose my path travel path career path recommended partner path housing path not recommended family path blocked requires partner marriage path blocked retirement path blocked man I was a late bloomer in the partner aspect of things so that was not it and I was definitely not about that career life this is important choose your search method Oh Internet baby Internet baby all the way internet faith B what the hell is this this is not this is not my career what is this where's let's play where is that okay I was kind of going into the medical field I was biomedical engineering so I was working it I was working it Oh No maybe it's a tough call mom don't you back off [ __ ] I guess I'll go research scientist sure why not where's less player where can I make a hard shift oh my goodness oh my goodness oh that's not bad oh my god actually wait no that's real bad Oh four days a week okay loads of benefits okay survived my first day of work the boss you must be our latest recruit [Music] uh-huh uh-huh let's get me started Felicia okay friendly colleague hi there welcome aboard the team I want to show you around a bit just get everything in the green I'm Way ahead of you I'm Way ahead of you I'm green baby give me that green mm Oh God let's do the nine nine eight seven six five four three two one oh boy not bad okay cool oh man did you see nine I don't know did you see a nine oh god okay okay okay okay okay okay okay oh my god stop stop stop stop stop stop oh my god oh my god okay hey whatever whoo difficult boss paychecks are a bit delayed well that seems highly illegal just wait a little longer well that seems odd I will pay you soon enough seems highly suspect oh here it is wait I didn't okay yay money I think great it's good your first paycheck I've done it travel path blocked requires freedom oh no you I can't I have no freedom I don't have freedom all right fine time to lock myself down even harder that's where we go into the partner bath baby let's do this let's find a partner your love life coming god-awful give me those ladies click right to approve Wow Fiona Diana kaboom silly there she is boom hi big home Bethany sorry Beth Chelsea yeah Patricia loved it Sarah sure Laura maybe not Gina why not Zoe Sharon lay Nicole what do you mean don't be too picky Madison Olivia Hilary Quinn Tina Cara Rachel Ariana Jude vaca-oom oh did I do it choose a partner Wow who is this uma Zoe Fiona eenie meenie miney moe catch a tiger by the toe if he hollers let him go eeny meeny miny moe moe four so what's up so what's up so don't tell Amy she's your type of date in the shop I like going lightbulb shopping I am not the romantic type I will say that right now I'm not the adventurous type and I'm not the intellectual type where's the date that I take you to my favorite fast-food restaurant and then make everything really awkward and just absolutely stumble over myself and put my foot in my mouth I guess adventurous cuz it's not Romantica it's not smart let's do it choose my next move make it official escape one-time thing well I mean in for a pet what was her name again Zoe in for a penny in for a pound let's make it official this is obviously clearly true love Oh wonderful so oh you know I sat in a room smiling to myself my favorite hobby partner path complete repeatable I don't think I want to see housing path sure ah yes yes yes yes no screw that give me a nice house with a yard for a dog that's what I want cozy cottage y'all good god yes please dear god I'm tired just thinking about that Oh horse Chico Chico size of my television give me the big one duh I'm a research scientist I could afford it type of decor ooh I like the cactus Oh weeping fig now Croton I like that well what can I say I'm in fact incredible all right let's start pumping out baby before marriage how sacrilegious let's do it how weird can I make this choose the delivery method DIY adoption IVF it was an accident a big ol oopsy poopsy and then pooped out a baby no my monetization no what is death it is inevitable duh inevitable we all know this do dishonest baby what is the universe conceivable [Music] all right what is your body oh it's deteriorating every day nice man this this sperm are getting real real philosophical what is time ticking hey this is this Loomis honestok game oh this is unas honest the game ain't it oh it's a little pessimistic but hey you got the heart what is significant nothing nothing don't want no dumbass baby yes yes right come on come on what is confusing this answer nice nice nice nice nice you get in there yeah I did it I've done it I've done it repeatable oh it's repeatable all right all right there first comes love and then comes marriage that's the order Oh size of ring look baby I'm on a budget baby babe I'm on a budget look I put that TV I bought it's real weight [Music] right Oh I can get a discount right there nailed it well played well played indeed thank you I know how to do this not even to [ __ ] nobody please oh my god nobody it's just the least amount possible please okay there we go it's just nobody please nobody show up I hope that none of those get their color the napkins oh who cares white so you can see the food you're wiping size of a cake all for me baby all for me saved all that money so I could blast it on a cake babe I did it divorce path oh not recommended Oh No which basment like not recommended was it like the childhood path beforehand yeah you know let's assume let's assume everything works out and we could just crawl quietly define oh yeah retirement home how do I take a seat boink oh god no oh here I go into the sweet embrace of death oh the darkness has come to claim me Oh God oh it's comfortable alright holy neverending ticking clock god this is just honest honest the game oh my god it's the ticking clock until the end of your meaningless existence which I disagree with I think the meaning is what you make of it it may not seem meaningful the rule there I go and I'm dead you it happens yeah yeah yeah guys if you could start over what would you change anything not a goddamn thing no not a single thing now thank you there's my dog there's the roses and there is a log there's a frog in the bog there's my cache oh what a jug going back in time now I play games I am a cow dragon field oh what a deal gonna steal all the mobiles I don't know oh here I go a [Music] Barbara oh my god this board I was talking random place at a random time [Music] with a random set of genes I love it I love it I'm all about look at you I'm all about it okay alright so that was imagine lifetimes a really interesting game I like the concept I like what it's got going on there there's a lot to love about that and this was just a demo of what could come out of this game so life is yours to choose you gotta make your own choices and sometimes you don't know where those choices are going to lead you but always remember even though the time is always running out for all of us we decide our destinies we choose what we do with the time we have left so thank you everybody so much for watching thank you to my mom for giving me insight about my childhood apparently I sat alone in a room staring and smiling at everyone around me and judging them for being stupider than I am which sounds very appropriate for what I was as a child so I'm just gonna sit stare and smile at you until the end of this video and hopefully you will be smart enough to make the right choices to like subscribe ring the bell and watch more of my fun videos linked in the description or the suggested videos [Music]

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Length: 24min 16sec (1456 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 27 2020