Hand Simulator Survival: BEATEN SOLO

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to hand simulator survival now that I don't have beavis and butt-head next to me making everything worse and the genius can execute his genius vision of survival on this island the said genius who is me Lexi and point out who the genius is in this endeavor thanks buddy so I'm gonna go out on this island and I am going to survive all by myself because I won't have to share resources I'll have to do a little bit more scavenging I get that I know that however with those other idiots not holding me back I am gonna be in great shape to show the world just how good I am at surviving in survival situations yes it is markiplier time so my first step is to proclaim my glory to the world yay I'm awesome alright did it the second step is to start gathering up sticks grab yep oh god I forgot how to play there we go okay I have not forgotten how to play that is that is a ruse that's a lie that's definitely a lie I definitely remember how to play and in doing so I have sticks okay so what I need to remember is that I'm a genius and everything I do is awesome now that we got that cleared out of the way just gotta get back to the basics cuz the problem before is we didn't have enough for everyone to survive the night but I am the genius so I'm gonna make sure that I have enough to survive the night priority being cocoanuts rocks no I got rocks you only really need one rock right I think I have no idea and then figure out what the hell to do with logs because I know I know there's got to be I know there's got to be like some greater meaning to logs but I just got to find out what that actually is because there's got to be like a way to make a bonfire least like a signal fire because that's what the likely probability is it's going to be like some kind of a signal fire that's gonna be big enough that everyone's gonna be able to see it and that is what's going to get us in in the survival situation okay more sticks we just need doodles and noodles of sticks more sticks than you could shake a stick at funny joke me thanks I'm all alone on the island no one's here to be by my side I can make friends on the island there's a lovely tiger somewhere here who I'm willing to bet would be my friend if they just knew how number one handsome number two awesome I am or I can create a spear that I can use to shift said tiger when tiger is going to the bathroom or generally not looking which would be a better opportunity than my original idea because on the genius who knows no limits right Lexia you're here with me to write you an you and me no one else in you and me oh what a fun day I'm glad that I was trapped on this island all alone and all my friends died in that boat I'm glad that they didn't get out in time that I'm out here all by myself I'm glad that I was the one to jump off the boat first because I could tell that things were going wrong and the boat definitely isn't still floating out here and I didn't wash up on this island all by myself because I'm just an idiot and preemptively went off the boat that'd be insane that would probably break someone's mind if that actually was the case which it's not [Music] it definitely is not the case now that boat was sinking I saw the smoke coming out of those big tubes at the top of the boat yeah and where there's smoke there's fire and if there's fire and a boat a lot people die I know that man there was like there was like three tubes that were just billowing smoke out of them I think those were like the air filtration system trying to get fresh air down to the lower decks you know where the the scuzz are not like me nose up top oh my poor friends you know not literally poor as in pity them and Porras and not know money like they they were down way below they're definitely they definitely did not survive the fire because those pipes I believe goes straight to the lower decks and if that happened that they are goners and I am sad that they are not with us anymore man afternoon already time sure flies when you're having fun right legs Ian ah you yeah with all your jokes God that yours though silly silly silly silly Portuguese man alright okay I'm gonna make sure all my wood doesn't actually burn up in one big gush so I'm gonna try to keep two different piles so I don't lose everything all at once I'm gonna need some cocoa nut to keep me cocoa healthy and do using wanted this yeah I did it thanks for the raucous applause there Lix Ian you're always on my side thick and thin that's what you that's what you are thick and thin alright eat oh so much better mmm good stuff this is what they call the good stuff yummy okay all right okay good good stuff sure wish I knew how to craft not that anyone else that I may or may not have been on this island with new out of craft not not where the damn let me tell you me all I got to do is apply my big beefy brain to it now be good so all I gotta do right now is that gonna make sure I have enough sticks to last the night because I've made the mistake with some company who shall not ever be named that we didn't have enough firewood so all I gotta do is make sure we have enough firewood right yeah I agree I agree wholeheartedly with you with what you just said I am smart I am happy I am a good survivor I am so smart and handsome and dance thank you I know right I really should have won most handsome man before I got trapped on an island that is an injustice that I did not win you're correct who's getting dark I'd better get a fire going hope I got enough wood maybe I don't know all right I need one more rock to be able to make sparks I saw ones over here good all right and grab and up and go and perfect so I don't need to do this until it starts the until the temperature starts dropping because I think that was a mistake before only need to do it when the temp starts dropping I don't think we need to have all of this wood here right away probably the bigger pieces of wood we want to keep just because those are gonna burn the longest or maybe a mixture of the two I don't know oh [ __ ] okay temperature is starting to drop all right let's get this fire going with what we have right here let me just adjust this BAM adjust adjust according a just adjust accordingly adjust adjust adjust accordingly all right we didn't need that one anyway okay right hand left hand right hand left hand right hand left hand right hand left hand no grab perfect how or how whoa hahaha that just goes that really just goes for it okay I'm gonna crack open another one of these bad boys okay I'm gonna drop these down grab up one of these can you cook coconut there's the boat but you know we don't need it boats are for chumps and losers I am neither a chump nor loser I am a smart and a cool guy so cool oh okay that one looks done yum yum yum who it was that any better I have no idea if that actually did anything if I could have it they'd be great no stop getting in the stop stop getting it stop stop stop get who got this in here in my mouth YUM delicious and that that must have been cooked because it was less juicy I've got less thirst quenched from that so what I need is now to complement it with one of these and get some thirst quenched right I hear you go away I don't have what I need to be able to solve you so screw off okay cram grab you want one lick see it all for me oh you're so so we offer me I do have to keep up buying credible muscle mass what was that wait what happened why can't I wait I can't move what happened what [Music] I did it I did it I did it I'm a genius I'm literally the best I am the best I want to thank my mom mom if you're watching this I did this for you I want to thank my cousin's young BAE guy he's an actor in South Korea's really going up in the world I believe in him so strongly and he believes in me or if they hate me or to think lik Seon lissa flick see I'm gonna have to leave you behind now my career is taking off right now I am obviously the best and I listen it I don't want to hold you back that's what it I want you to be able I'm finding success now now you need to find success so you roll on out of here yeah alright see oh that's cute okay bye I accept this award of being great survivor in the history of hen simulator survival I accept it with open arms and even open earth eyes this is incredible thank you and thank you everybody so much for watching I don't you know it's it's just a testament to how genius I actually am that I'm not a hundred percent sure what I did to get the victory that I did that's just how in ain't my intelligence is thank you everybody so much for believing in me and believing in me even now I know you're liking like you've never liked before I know you're lining up to subscribe and are inherently breaking YouTube because so many people are trying to subscribe and ring that Bell simultaneously please have patience the button even though you're breaking it right now by clicking it so many times understand you will get your subscription in I promise you that the likes they will go through the numbers no one's ever seen the numbers that we're seeing right now but just understand I appreciate this and I appreciate you so thank you everybody so much for watching and keep trying it'll go through I promise you that just keep smashing that subscribe button as hard as you can it'll go through so thanks again and as always I will see you in the next video bye are you [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 2,008,588

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Id: OqNo4Og7knI

Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 21 2020