The Oregon Trail

well how long do you reckon we've been on the trail Mallory about 12 days by my reckoning pops well hot cornbread we're making good time don't you worry y'all I'm a carpenter I'll have this here wagon fixed in no time I'm sure glad you chose a useful profession Jason I don't know what we would have done if you were a banker or heaven forbid an accountant all fixed up let's roll out well done Mallory you're a real asset to our family well here comes another one oh sweet mercy that's the third time we've only been out here for 12 days now don't worry son we'll get you through this congratulations Mallory and don't you worry about all that wasted meat why there's a million of those things look here comes another one maybe you've recovered Matt you have to be kidding me I haven't recovered from my third bout of typhoid don't worry son you'll live to see the willamette valley yet but don't you see what's going on here the organ trail is out to get me ever since we left Missouri I've had one misfortune after another and I swear that is the same tree we have passed five times look on the bright side Matt this can't possibly be worse than that time you were crushed by that falling boulder or the time you nearly drowned in the Kansas River well when that stampede got loosed and trampled you for hours and hours and days look here comes another one I bet this time it's good news get on out of here back yeah now don't let that bear get you down son he could have chose to Maul any of us he just chose you cuz you're the weakest and most vulnerable water quick get him some water oh here you go son you will rue the day you mess with me organ trainer that's it just go on without me never we won't leave you behind no really you'd be doing me a favor things will get better you'll see Willamette Valley here we come

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,291,615

Rating: 4.9307399 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, The Oregon Trail, Oregon, trail, pioneer, funny, comedy, sketch, hilarious, #studioc, divine, divine comedy, BYU DC, DC, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, sketch comedy

Id: D4zKD1I_pv8

Length: 4min 7sec (247 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 15 2012