Candyland Character Conference

[Music] good afternoon characters of Candyland I've called this meeting to discuss some important changes in our latest edition am i back in no plumpie we told you nobody likes plums especially plums that make you start the game all over again this coming from a girl whose dress is made of lollipops hey oh I like your dress lolli no one cares what you think plumpie enough guys we're bankrupt are you sure how can that be gloppy sad I know but we need to make some changes Michelle Obama has specifically targeted us in a quest to stop childhood obesity that's ridiculous I mean it's not like we're the cause of childhood obesity yeah well actually good glory think what can we change about ourselves we can't be candy anymore we could be sugar land sugars not candy no that's all candy is a sugar I just don't see why we have to change at all because frosting we're unhealthy I mean you're just plain frosting no one eats plain frosting anymore unless they're depressed I eat frosting all the time what if we will bite al and oh oh Crisco you guys are missing the point hmm oh well if chocolate souffle layer in Raja cool I always thought the kids would love a land full of puppies yes now we're getting somewhere of course the puppies would need something to eat it could be red meat lad that's not healthy and besides mr. min what child would want to play with pieces of ground beef I play with ground beef all the time as a kid till I got salmonella hey guys what about Salmonella we're going out on a limb here what about candy from strangers land okay now we're just getting unsafe paint chips and broken glass laughs oh that's not even food just the scans are fried chicken man grandma nut how have you not had a heart attack yet oh I am I'm all the time in fact I think I'm having one right now what that goes okay we need to think foods that are healthy like fruits of vegetables broccoli yes and asbestos land healthy foods like a salad oh I like that but instead of lettuce will have sweet bread and instead of dressing will fill the bread with cream you just made a Twinkie twinky put some gravy on that nah call that breakfast guys these are really good ideas I think we've got it rocky happy we've just created something far worse than where we started I mean I just think we made diabetes land that does have a nice ring - yeah hey everyone you know what I am the only healthy thing on this board maybe we should call it plum peel and let's just stick with diabetes land [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,253,582

Rating: 4.9358726 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Candy Land, Candy, Sweets, Michelle Obama, Obesity, Sugar, fat, diet, health, healthy, fun, funny, comedy, humor, college, college humor, SNL, DC, Divine Comedy, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, Mallory Everton, Diet (Website Category), Weight, Fitness

Id: cnRkJZWPFjU

Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 10 2013