♪♪ [cheering] [knocking] Coming! Just a minute! Hold up. Mario, Mario! Come quick! You have to help. Whoa, easy, easy. Just breathe, okay? [gasps] Okay, that's too much. You're not Kirby. Princess Peach
has been kidnapped! Again? This is like
the 12th to 16th time that's happened! [laughter] Now, pick a box! Its contents will help you
on your way. Really? You're just going to lead
right off with the boxes, huh? Not how you doing
or anything like that? She probably just turned
her phone off, anyways. No! Bowser took her away
in his airship! You have to save her! Do I? Yeah? You know
we're not a thing, right? She and I? We're not even really
that good of friends. That doesn't matter. It just seems like
a lot of you are trying to push
for that and I just-- I don't see it happening,
you know? We're-- We're just
different people. [laughter] But you're the only one
that can save her! Well, how do you
even know that? None of you
have even tried! You're all a bunch
of Shy Guys! You're all down
to drive go karts and party, but at the first of trouble, suddenly you've gotta go
spend time with your families. [laughter] You know
I'm a plumber, right? Yeah. Then you should call me when your house
is filling up with gray water, not when the princess
goes missing. Well, it's not like
we planned on relying on you. It's just when it happened
the first time, you were the only one
that had any experience! That was one time! It was because Donkey Kong
kidnapped Pauline, my actual girlfriend,
so I was fully invested! The princess and I, we took a public speaking
course together at a community
college. But you're so good
at saving people! And I'm
an even better plumber. Comparative advantage. Just get my brother
to go do it! Oh, no one wants Luigi! I know. He's the worst, huh? <i> Look, there's gotta be</i>
someone else to do it. Yoshi! You sent him
to a glue factory. Oh, yeah! I needed
to get this pot fixed. Don't ever invite Link over
to your house. [laughter] He's really careless. [knocks] Oh. Here's your pizza. That'll be $22.50. Oh, cool. [dinging] There you go. And, uh, that's
a tip for ya. Thanks. Yeah, have a good day. [laughter] I'd offer you some,
but it's got mushrooms. Dude! Come on. Don't be like that! Just let me
eat in peace, okay! I'm not gonna leave until you agree
to help Princess Peach! Fine, I'll do it. Are you happy now? Great! Now pick a box! Its contents
will help you on your way. [sighs] This better not
have a leaf in it. Last time
I grew a tail. [sighs] It was awful. I had to alter all my clothes
and I couldn't sit for a week. [laughter] [gags] Oh, what is that smell? Is this
a dead Goomba? [laughing] It was a joke! You're telling me you made up the Princess
getting kidnapped by Bowser just to come over here
to get me to open a box that you put
a dead Goomba in? Yeah! [laughter] As a joke! Yeah, well it's
a pretty good one. Come on, let's go
give this to Luigi. All right! [cheering] Hey everyone. Thank you
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below of the hardest
video game that you've ever
played in your life. Tetris. What are you, three? I'm embarrassed. My son's bad at Tetris. He's four. I'm your son.
