Metropolitan Boy Scouts

are you Scoutmaster gray hey yeah you must be Matt you I heard you was moving in today whoa you're not gonna stuff over huh huh hey hey you for my wall right yes sir I was a scout back home so I was excited to join up here yeah well we do scout a little different here in New York City I mean we don't mess around with that wilderness survival stuff you see any wilderness here no you don't well yeah there's some woods right over there now that's just a mural of some trees painted against a convenience store wow that is so real yeah we got some good art now the key is to survive here you can forget your compass forget your plant identification the only thing you need to identify here are the local gains specifically the Girl Scouts I mean you try and sell a cookie this pot it down they will shut two packages of Thin Mints down your throat and drop you in this Hudson River yeah hey hey Stephen why don't you come on over here and recite the metropolitan Scout a lot of man I already know it metropolitan boy scout is trustworthy loyal helpful friendly but a jerk when necessary yeah what cheerful unless he meets a tourist brave in trying new restaurants I could give him food poisoning and knowledgeable about elevators and subways that I'll smell and wrong it should thus be avoided nicely done so what may have bad you working on oh I was hoping to pass off pigeon identification right now actually very real possum pigeon bench yep pigeon pigeon and don't feed any of them they're all monsters congratulations you just earned your badge thank you oh that seemed a little easy whoa don't you ever underestimate the power of a pigeon to deceive you Matthew okay let's all listen up to senior patrol leader Tony all right hmm so here was I was thinking for uh campout tonight we're gonna be sleeping on city benches covered in pips newspapers to the layman oh all right so we is ready to make a trashcan fire oh I know how to build a fire using sticks and rocks yeah yeah who is this guy he's new okay okay okay country boys now who knows the proper way to build a trashcan fine oh I do okay so you find some newspaper here and you crumple it up you throw it in the garbage and then you find a lit cigarette butt fire spot-on yeah that's a girl well we don't discriminate here in the city I'm a better Boy Scout than you'll ever be hey yo Scoutmaster from yeah great so where your boys headed oh yeah yeah we're just gonna go get our taxicab merit badge we're gonna go get hit by that cab right there yeah okay wait wait but anyhow Greg broke his legs oh yeah but you just got to stay loose you know and you'll be fine you'll be fine go do it and go with the flow huh you guys are crazy here the city is a dangerous place Matthew now I got a project for the tree you use okay now you can pass off to mayor badges if you can successfully walk through that sewer smog and avoid giving that homeless woman any money okay here's some change here we go good luck all right boys now you just got to be strong okay okay okay you can do this Oh oh she smells so bad Oh Gil hey please skilled her homeless okay I'm sorry I only carry credit card I could see you change please so my lunch money all right good please Matt dude I can't do this here take his money and a my watch and my shoes oh I don't want your shoes well you're getting them because I'm a real Boy Scout and that is what we do we are giving and kind we camp in the woods okay that's hey hey you stole my bike I hate this today hey congratulations you just earned your inappropriate public display of Rage Mayor bad

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Rating: 4.9433203 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, college humor, humor, college, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Matt Meese, Whitney Call, funny, fun, Boy Scouts, Downtown, Urban

Id: XkPh-d2f8wA

Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 12 2012