The most insane man on instagram

I think we can all agree the internet was the worst mistake we've ever made apart from Halo 3 multiplayer and ordering food online it's only sour species back 10,000 years because there are people which without the internet we would never know about these people used the term influencer which is usually a term rich kids use when they're trying to escape their parents shadow this is not cool yeah my father runs an oil rig in several news channels but I'm better than him because I post pictures of my face online now most influences are in their early 20s they're young and stupid and don't really know any better but what if an influencer doesn't grow up and stays in that bubble forever this is hard rock Nick and he's what happens when a boomer and an influencer mix also shouts to Drew good not they're hoping showed this car to the world my dad once told me to never act like I'm better than everyone else and I replied but Dad what if I really am better than everyone else hashtag humble pie hashtag nope hashtag sorry not sorry I really don't like in the comments someone said that they're inspired by him hashtag pretty boy swag if you didn't get it already yes this man is just completely mentally insane he flakes is just about every aspect in his life like the amount of selfies he takes with this Louis Vuitton phone case open just just so it you know you can tell that it's a Louboutin phone case don't forget it guys don't forget that it's a Louis case I will make sure you never forget that I have a Louis Vuitton phone case it's just amazing how a man can post his entire life online but still have no concept of how people exist [Music] just like the Bible says what is going on over here you know what not the caps coming out caps going out ladies when you are a [ __ ] millionaire you just expecting that I love that smile as well what a beautiful smile he looks like one of the Sharks from Finding Nemo no actually that that's too much of a compliment he looks at one of the Sharks from Shark Tale come closer yes what is it New York is the greatest [ __ ] sale well now I don't really care about this petty flexing everyone's entitled to it but what I do care is you going on Facebook and saying that hitman absolution was a sick game it wasn't sick it was incredibly mediocre every single cop can see through my disguise unless I hold a crappy button from Dan you know walks from like this that's not sick you degenerate I don't know about do matarile man I think doom 3 was the best in the series you know this guy thinks that doom eternal is gonna be terrible and he probably thinks Doom 3 is the best in the series Nick is actually so popular with his mental insanity he got the attention of Chrissy Teigen do you know who she is neither do i but she's verified on Twitter and as 11 million followers so I don't know she probably made fortnight or something also nick is the connoisseur of the most gourmet food imaginable told my private chef to make protein style cheeseburgers and hold the fries to my lunch today because my new girlfriend is 18 and still in high school hashtag rich gang I like every kind of slides that in like yeah he also has a Facebook page sweet Jesus is horrible my kind of Disney Princess are tattoos necessary no but [ __ ] are the kind of blow jobs that really [ __ ] up your makeup and head don't mind me if I eat you you know I can't read the rest of that look I I don't want to get demonetized together okay I don't know who it is but that's some level 8 youtube hero going through all my old videos just hitting them with D monetize that you're not getting this one right this isn't a problem for me as I have one of the latest processors at 7.6 to 60 megahertz in about 20 years just burnt out hates everyone but he's sitting on a cash load of about 70 million no he's made a lot of money from all those pause challenges and coin master ads mugs his mom very close to overtaking me worryingly close like she's gonna overtake me this week so please subscribe we need to stop the seriously that is not a meme I subscribed other way guys no transition here I'm gonna be a resonate in Glasgow Scotland from the 20th to the 21st of July you can come down say hi meet-and-greet it's free I mean if you want to pay or happily set up as VIP pass for you also we're gonna be showcasing some brand new merch on the stand that isn't available online yet so come down and cut yourself some it will be little be also forgot to mention on the online store now we have posters you can pin up on your wall your parents and come in saying wow that is cringe you are such a disappointment so yeah guys resonate 20th of 21st of July please come down come say hi it's just gonna be so lit now back on to Nick one enigma I just really can't wrap my head around where are his ears I have been on hundreds of his pictures and his ears are just gone guys hashtag find the ears once we find them we could end racism by the way guys Nikki's racist how cool was that transition I just slid in there 10 turns offs it is like I'm reading the comments those young people YouTube subreddit again ten turns offs in a woman in order of level of turned off number one non-caucasian if you say yeah Sean I'm Alan Stan ladies if you have an ass like this and you were a pure white American born female not mixed with Mexican or israelian [ __ ] everyone's got a preference but by you getting other races and putting them down in a derogatory way racism cap what's your opinion on hard rock Nick isn't that cool that he has an opinion despite not having a mouth that's only [Music] you've also got this beautiful posts bragging about is really expensive cologne I love that brand I'll test that theory for you babe long this actually made me love you're such a disgusting thirsty desperate hell spawn just the disparity between like the three nice comments and then the last comment I like it man I like it too my Instagram friends and followers who may not know me well my name is Nick big dick Nick for long I'm a bad boy with money lots of money and just enough smarts to keep getting richer every year I like yummy food very sleek and I don't believe in body hair welcome to a closer look into my world feel free to look around I'm actually like reconsidering that Nick isn't the problem anymore it's the people in the comments semi sarcastically picking him up like you are just enabling him to act like a brainless confusion I don't mean to be rude here guys but I am Iron Man no images of Nick I just barely enough to comprehend but Nick and mp4 format he's about four times as scary why is it that girls will date a guy that has half my wallet half my dick half my car I still alive but those girls they need they're afraid to be with me it's actually like a Disney villain existing in the real world if you're wondering about all those war marks for the way Comedy Central picked up on him so he is now just a masked man wondering if this will help me pull [ __ ] off tinder lols this is actual footage of Julius Caesar five seconds before he was murdered by the Roman Senate two selfies for the best followers in the world happy Friday hashtag that [ __ ] bulge though yeah man what a nice bulge it's just your wallet now recently Nick has understood how to film an Instagram story probably after throwing five phones into the canal if you thought he was out of touch already he actually thinks he's a demigod for example here's one with himself as his phone background you got this one where he's photoshopped himself quite poorly onto Ironman Ironman for war machine summer 2020 sub ladies I know it's summertime and a lot of you are wearing those shorts to get hiked up higher and higher and higher and on behalf of all the men in the world we love you for it what's the point of having all that ass all that chick-fil-a eatin booty what's the point of having all that ass if you ain't putting it on my Gucci belt I like the comment on his post he has to reply to his own post to validate himself I just have one question for all you haters at home where am i and where are you I'm Ann Lala shopping for a bed set with pretty ass teeth best teeth in the [ __ ] game he is actually somehow make the worst flex of 2019 coke can we just [Applause] I'm shopping for a bed why are you doing filing your taxes working a nine-to-five I'm lying on a bed I don't even own in a department store I've noticed as well at the start of every Instagram video he always pulls on his beard like it's a little gimmick it was not by my hands and I'm once again giving I like this one here you've got a rough life also remember when I mentioned Comedy Central earlier they actually got him on their show and it's just great how uncomfortable he is rocky you have come to the right place anyone dealing with a major scandal comes to me and he fixes it what a Daniel Radcliffe me exactly it weren't for me Harry Potter still be on death row come here here's your new phone there's no camera so you can't post dick pics to the gram and we don't provide a charger it's amazing how uncomfortable he looks like it's really apparent he wasn't given any kind of script and they just gue forgot him no guys it might come as a shock to you so be prepared there might be a possibility that Nick is lying about his wealth I know guys please please I know it's shocking so there's been a video floating around of Nick flexing inside of a house I want to make a video first of all I mean [ __ ] you this ain't no [ __ ] common area of my building whatever that is I made a playroom I have a man cave I mean [ __ ] you I'm not giving y'all the tour when you asked like that that's what's up you're gonna pay for it I'm gonna put it in a movie y'all there's some [ __ ] just [ __ ] brought right and then people reached out to his dentist that he keeps flexing about to confirm that apparently Mick's home that's huge with a man cave is a dentist's reception so Nick's probably lying about a lot of stuff that wouldn't interest me but let's give him the benefit of the doubt you know that the guy is just a human meme and we love him very much anyways thank you for watching bros if you could subscribe to the channel to become a member of the bro army that would just be it'd be hella lip bruh cringe my name leg you've been watching glazed ham and just get a job [Music]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,105,812

Rating: 4.9538193 out of 5

Keywords: hard rock nick, hardrocknick, meme, instagram flexin, hard rock nick tosh, drew gooden hard rock nick, tosh hard rock nick, pyrocynical, satire

Id: Y8kYHk6Jahk

Length: 11min 44sec (704 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 20 2019