The Best Of Unlikely Friendships On The Graham Norton Show! | Part Two

we thought we'd seen you play everything but first witch mostly [ __ ] my first witch but i hear you went through a phase of you got offered a lot of witches when i was 40 when i turned 40 i was offered three which is in one year and it was sending me a signal i felt about hollywood and how they felt about people turning 40. so i felt uh bad and i and it made me sort of i had like a little my backup you know and so no i didn't want to play them so a lot's changed in the last five years for you [Music] [Applause] that was so smooth why haven't we seen more of you two together it's a pairing it really is it's a match made in heaven now um jackie chan yes jackie chan uh yeah what i haven't done that once i'm very similar i am sitting on my hands i'm going chucky chan i'm not doing that because is it true that everyone just goes jackie chan yeah i really hate that you know whenever i go in europe in america especially the father with children look yeah why why nobody say robert de niro that's robert de niro wow duxtin hoffman [Laughter] one day one day i hope people wow that's a jackie chan yes that's jackie chan that i did have a sir encounter only a few weeks ago in los angeles a rather fancy in fact extremely fancy restaurant tell them what it is they'll know um it was the uh the the the tower bar uh no yeah no yeah guys that's cool no no no no no no no no se sit again look at this oh man [Applause] oh keep going you keep going keep going okay no the towel bar is the spot i got a feeling this isn't gonna work out um so we had four of us were seated at the table about 15 minutes later into the restaurant walks sir paul mccartney wow good now paul and i have a very slender relationship but it's lasted decades okay i first encountered him in 1964. no when his girlfriend jane asher then told him that i loved aston martin's i was driving a battered old ford but aston martins were my dream car she told him this and one night yeah we knew he was seeing the show there was a knock on my door and i said yeah come in i'm there in my underwear like as usual and the door opened and standing there was paul mccartney who i had never met before and this was 1964. and uh he said jane says that you like aston martin's here drive this wow and he tossed a bunch of keys pretty cool and it was an ass it was amazing anyway do you want to hear the rest let's keep going keep going we're in we're in the fanciest restaurant in l.a we're now in the tower i am feeling less less good keep going keep going you're in there so paul mccartney has come in you've known him and uh he sees me and comes over and uh i stand up and say hi and we have a big hug in the restaurant and i'm very much aware that there's all the tables are full on this kind of thing and we talk for five or six minutes and he goes and sits down five minutes go by and into the restaurant walks a ringo star i swear to you i'm just saying i'm not making this one were they together they were they were oh they were at the same table they were the same [Applause] i am expecting so many free meals and um we finish early and i get up to go and paul stands up to say goodbye and we have a hug and as we have a hug he says into my ear do you know ringo i said yeah of course i've never met him he said ringo come on come over here hang on a minute he said sir ringo sir patrick sir paul hey we've got the knights of the roundtable [Applause] well here's the thing thanks to the world wide web anyone can now review a hotel right and uh so we've come across these are actual online reviews of actual experiences people have in hotels so his first one i got to the hotel to check in and on my way to the elevator i slid right into a pile of diarrhea that was located near the elevator it got on my knees and my arm as well as my luggage the hotel staff did not help me in any shape or form and told me to watch where i was going and it was my fault how is it my fault there is poop on the floor in the first place my room was horrible it smelled like poop as well i was disgusted never again now what i like about this is one of two people found that review helpful the other person no that's not helpful he still gave it one star yeah i know i think having looked at these i think one's the minimum you can't do a no-star what's up next uh please take notice at this view me and my husband and two kids went to these apartments for a week and i must say never again we arrived at 5am and were introduced by member of staff ismet i said you've got passports we sat down and my daughter 13 saw two people on the sofa next to the bar making love whilst being videoed by the chef why is it closed they weren't doing a good job what they call making love yeah but i like i like that service still got two stars the location was excellent uh next up do not stay in this absolute dump hotel i use the term hotel very loosely i cannot convey strongly enough how disgusting this place is bloodstained headboards have clearly been up since world war the first one windows that weren't closed no hot water broken furniture dirty utensils broken light fittings and actual poo in the kettle now that's a holiday i am so on holiday very good let's see the next one i wish we hadn't gone oh now this is a weird one i don't know whether it's an actual spelling mistake or whether it's also correct but it makes the review very confusing indeed i wish we hadn't gone the meal was ruined by midgets everywhere and we were sitting inside we even moved tables nearer the back wall but we were either followed by them or well they were at that table too we woke up following one and covered in bites and very itchy that's the hotel in disneyland all over the place get off uh do we have another one this is this is oh this is well anyway we were given the keys to the wrong room and walked into the room to find a naked african gentleman washing his genitals in the sink are you whispering all of the extra things he did [Applause] oh my gosh when daffodil writes a book this is in it and then i said to him washing his genitals talking about doing shocking things uh of course you did julie in in your husband's movie sob yeah you went twice what husband we've all been around the block jonah this is blake edwards yes well what a legend you guys were married to each other are you kidding oh my gosh will you google the other guests i mean i knew that she's such a legend and he's such a legend what a legendary combination to that lovely guy for 42 years wow so it's a legendary couple of my dad yeah i'd be the only person i'd be fine with being married to definitely wrote a book on him sammy watson you know that yes he wrote a book oh god can you guys go away for a minute like uh phil yeah that's crazy yeah oh yeah i think maybe most of the audience know he did all the great pink panther movies he did um breakfast at tiffany's and those kind of movies but no i i had to go uh topless but it was very legitimate and i had it took ten years super legitimate it was legitimately in the script is what i'm saying no yes very legitimately beautiful movie beautiful you haven't seen it ten times but how are you happy it's too long you love it it's all about it's a real takeoff on hollywood it's a very funny sob yes orbeez yeah oh and you've not seen it either no i'm sorry god well we'll play it on our wedding night [Music] other people in hollywood just telling you don't do this you're julia no no no i mean i'd done an awful lot by then and i had as i say it took 10 years to get the movie made so i had 10 years to think about it and it was in the script and quite as i say legitimate and it just can be cold in the studio didn't you find that and it's a lot worse when it's cold for us then [Music] [Applause] chills help ladies no i don't think so well i mean goosebumps don't look particularly good on camera i guess not but it's and anthony and gregory did a boxing challenge and in a bit of a shock result anthony won [Laughter] so this time this time we've got another challenge with the last time it was you know those boxing things and you hit the box in there so that's what we did the last time this time we've gone for one of those fun fair uh test of strength machines okay okay so if you'd like to bring in uh the machine here it is [Music] come down now to our our test of strength now the two of you are gonna start one you're gonna have a bit of a face-off in front of it okay okay we're taking this seriously no no yeah we're taking it seriously and it's not it's it is of strength but i believe technique plays a huge part in it that's what i so oh look oh ken brown is going to give us uh just a little bit of form before we do this okay you do your face off do your face off come on come on okay off you go okay ladies and gentlemen on the left they call him the postman because he always delivers it's the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world anthony joshua on [Laughter] because he sometimes delivers unless he gets stuck in traffic it is greg man mountain david so here we go here we go so aj yeah you go first uh well that's almost heavy i thought that was gonna be heavier okay okay okay you go first mind the cameras here we go it's not golf oh dear [Applause] well you might miss it as well go hit the bell hit the bell hit the bell come on [Music]

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

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Id: ZWW6smi1cEE

Length: 15min 12sec (912 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 03 2020