Graham's Most Iconic & Sassiest Lines! | The Graham Norton Show

do you still go clubbing do you still cut a rug I've never ever been to a club in my life what a terrible yes very sorry for me you light like a rug oh do I yes I've never been to a nightclub yes you have I went into you in heaven [Applause] absolutely true they took us into the back door wouldn't they [Applause] story of her life [Applause] oh that is the only time is that really the only time yes did you not have a nice night you look like you're having fun yes I think we did I've never been to heaven that's astonishing why were you there for God's sake that's a good question too I know the answer to that as well you'll be there to see share what you were there to see Cher the singer share oh yes that's right foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] s are cut out of the photograph oh come on England catch up to the rest of the world page three material but it's true you didn't like you you didn't like it well it's it's I mean when you think of you know having sex with someone you're normally alone normally [Music] you know me so well already Henry in this case maybe no one else with you Graham yeah the Swedish part no it's true did you know this what tell him temper is uh Swedish for vagina I have a tiny vagina is that is that true no it's not but I was like why why why are you tiny not why but is if that's true I know why I know why why I don't know what I'm saying because I heard that when you were trying to figure out your name you know like your your music name that you want that you looked up anger right yeah and then and then you were like oh temper like tempering yeah somebody Googled a guess performance back in the dressing room you do on this couch last names you gotta be yeah gotta be up on one if we had all your names it's like the ultimate Scrabble score Delevingne it's it's good it's good right and before we go let's make this week's visit that's a lot the sensible shoes who cares oh my God time for a visit to the big red chair who's there hello hello hi what's your name my name is Anita Anita lovely and uh where do you live in Utah I live in Manchester and it's my birthday today all right what does he want a prize we were all born that is cold it's my birthday whatever you're brand new yes yeah he's quoting your song back with you yeah it's good hello hi I have my doubts what's your name Nina sorry Nina Nina yes like an ambulance very good [Music] finally finally you keep rally what's going on finally a decent bread person [Applause] telling British stories off in a red chair by an Irishman 's been around for years Nino sorry to hold you snap and so I'll have to go with this story okay when I was 20 I moved to Spain and I was really keen on learning the lingo and obviously the first word as you call it sorry my colleague started to give me words of the day so one day my word of the day was chicken so we go to the supermarket and very confident in ordering chicken I give my order to the butcher everyone starts to laugh around me and I'm like why are you laughing my friend next to me is rolling around on the floor laughing and he told me I'd got the word chicken confused with the word penis I can only apologize I'd be happy to wait sit back for a second [Applause] all right here we go can we have a little music maybe something that's a little ominous okay here we go wow yes okay okay here we go you can do it to me yes get ready here we go [Music] laughs [Music] [Music] beautiful very good thank you thank you so much that's sustained smoldering yes it is it's very impressive yes but that Kevin yeah Kevin is pregnant thank you I mean people are pulled out of the audience yes to take part in this it is very Hands-On you will uh you will get what you give in the show I can guarantee you oh yeah okay and you say no can you say no can you say please don't yeah yeah no I promise when I say like the guys we have some of the best guys they're all like they all love their mom they're all like really really good guys I know it sounds silly but it's not easy to give a lap dance like to get up in somebody's space and to do it halfway where you're like not feeling attacked like you kind of need to be a good human being very very there are days when I just don't feel like it I'm not in the mood Graham but I have to go out there I gotta do TS but I think I'm right you said I think there's something about mail stripping that it's just more good humored like the audience of laugh and it's it's sexy but it's funny at the same time in a way that kind of I think women's strip clubs are quite Grim yeah because it's like carnal you have some guy that's like ah yeah just like trying to embarrass their friends I think yeah it's a good it's good fun I I don't know I enjoyed it when I did it but these guys when I say they're the best dancers in the entire world we have class class a dancers and performers but they get hurt apparently yes it we've had some injuries yes some I can't say on TV but um how did that happen there's a lot of sliding involved a little splinter yeah it is a wooden stage that was a bad choice on our part um but actually the most and the most common uh thing that takes one of our dancers out is a cold common cold because you are very close and intimate and some people don't care if they're sick they just keep coming to the show the dangers of lap dancing with no idea common cold thank you but apparently and you wouldn't expect this in the show there's quite a sort of sweet tender moment yes so what happens there can I show you oh I um [Laughter] [Applause] if everybody would like to join in um there feel free to this is one of my favorite moments in the show it's uh it's a slow dance when's the last time you slow dance with somebody years you can still dance with your partner's next to you yes music please [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right oh the cameras are broken we've got to do that again well thank you very much no it really is like my favorite part of the show like everyone gets to slow dance with whoever there's like standing next here it's um it's quite nice thank you he does smell lovely [Music] foreign

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Length: 10min 31sec (631 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 14 2023