The 9 Creepiest Things Movies Portray as Romantic - After Hours

show her boner no boners okay of boners a veritable cornucopia what I'm doing is your instincts go with those that'll be funnier you're attractive huh no I'm sorry all right for that to be clear any refills here hello what I mean to say is you're very attractive you are a face and the rest the whole party hi hi sorry it's because how I bet you hear this all the time this exact thing I bet not stop it I'm doing great and I imagine that the time that you hear this and you get stopped for which adds up a lot and that must be inconvenient because everyone likes time and I'm sorry for being another one of those wasting your timers but it's it's it's your fault for being so attractive that we should so we get me out of here okay everyone thank you for coming unfortunately Daniels been called away to a charitable event impressive in here can't tell if she thought you were joking rejected your advances or didn't even register anything you said yeah they'll do that sometimes hey I made some song i canta okay you never hit on a woman on the clock in the service industry it's immediately uncomfortable because it's part of her job to pretend to be nice to you also don't focus solely on looks because it makes most women feel like objects and a woman being attractive not her fault well but you know what that reminds me of creepiest cuz me just mostly you know I've been thinking about this a lot lately though on the spectrum of bad guys most people are worried about like the sleazy pickup artist the obvious douchebags but I feel like romance movies have created a far more dangerous type of creep the guys who confuse big gestures and relentless stalking with real emotional connection and can't hardly wait Preston doesn't know anything about Amanda and yet he just decides that he's in love with her and then spends the next four years obsessing over her so they give pounce on her the minute she becomes available Amanda and I are connected do you know who Kristen Myers is and sure Lloyd Dobler gets Diane Court and say anything because they're meant to be together but before the happy ending this is just a guy with martial arts training aggressively following a woman who has repeatedly rejected his advances but he does the boom box the old ones those are heavy he shows both physical strength and sensitivity in one move oh you know what I thought I didn't want to be with you because you had absolutely no life plans outside of being with me I want to be with your daughter good at it but then you blasted that song that was playing the first time we right at my window so I guess you're mature now we're creating an entire generation of Ted Mosby's who thinks that chasing a woman is the same thing as getting to know her and then unsolicited unreciprocated romantic gestures earn you points that will someday be traded in for sex that's nowhere near as bad as Twilight which yes I only watch because I thought it would help me win an argument but no not about this Jim Jacobs uj4 Lord and hotter than you but my point visa vie this is that the twins or twaddle essence or whatever we're calling them now still hold up Twilight as their be-all end-all romance and it's terrifying the first movie has a vampire fall in love with a girl and they both immediately commit to each other for every human being in the second one he decides he loves her so much that he's going to kill himself to keep from hurting her meanwhile she constantly puts herself in danger knowingly is this the only way to get his attention and boom got an entire franchise based on the mutual belief that love has to include constant threat of attack or suicide if we're talking about dangerous romantic gestures I feel like every high school movie should be immediately a stricken from the conversation I'm sorry are we not actually gonna help me court this waitress I need tips yeah don't use the word Court there's your tip Soren you were contributing yeah high school movie romances should get a bi because they're just trying to be authentic to how high school fields are just surging with all these hormones that are out of control everything is high stakes it's just art trying to reflect that so why Romeo and Juliet and all of its descendants have to be about 14 15 year-olds because that's the only part of your life where you actually feel that idiotic ly and dramatically about romance that's part of the best word to describe it oh so suddenly it's idiotic to kill yourself cuz you just met the love of your life at a party and you barely know anything about them yeah that's just a play about [ __ ] young dumb short-sighted [ __ ] sighing Shakespeare Hessel I always thought that running to stop someone from getting married the last second was the creepiest one reach it sister banging on the glass kosnov whole scene that's the worst one here's a road tested committed couple and they're just gonna split up because some guys go to giving dramatic speeches yes exactly the popularization of the don't marry that guy move I'm just asking you not to marry him [Music] basically fundamentally misunderstands the whole point of a relationship it's not about those big moments yeah the guy wins are over with some speech but really it's just about those tiny like intimate moments you know the ones where you're just sitting around the house together you have to like being with someone even when they're not giving you some big grand romantic speech about how awesome they are my wife used to fart when she was nervous she used of heart and asleep or do like me and hold out for someone who only communicates in speeches about how great you know every movie that does that don't marry that person speech they borrow that from the Graduate the only one week that accurately shows what actually happens to a couple after that part hello darkness my old friend the guy comes and doesn't think she says okay and they run off together and then they realized they have no idea what the hell they're doing with their lives it's the key moment in that film but all the movies that are inspired by it leave it out because it's a donor that's not the worst part of the wedding interruption trope sure it is near saurons speech sore and do it again but hold up a boombox okay when a man swoops in and steals a woman from a wedding that's perpetuating the idea that woman doesn't know how to decide for herself who to be with that she's just waiting around for some guy to win her over that she should have picked in the first place it's never a woman who gives that speech and the majority of movies where it's a woman trying to steal the groom by the end she just ends up with some single guy at the wedding instead rom-coms assumed that women just randomly attach themselves to guy until some other guy comes along and runs in and says honey I know that you're wearing a really expensive dress and all of your friends and family are here and you know you spend so much goddamn money on this wedding and you and the groom have you know really gotten to know each other but I mean you're giving a big dumb speech about love so trust me you know and the woman's always like oh you know what you're right see I thought I was supposed to be with this strong man but it turns out the whole time I was supposed to be with a different strong man to set me straight thank you oh and Wilson or whatever probably I was really mean and this is only in chick flicks movies that are specifically aimed female audience I mean that's the kind of stuff that we keep being fed over and over again at 12 bucks a pop ooh that's bad bad like hey waitress is coming over again you want to give it a shot no no I'm sure I just say something insensitive because movies sorry about movies I'm sorry about the world for you I actually need a water refill and there's no way she's gonna come over here now handing it thank you so much for watching our After Hours about creepy romantic gestures I have a bunch of things that you can do you know in the comments and tell us who you agree with who do you think won that argument what creepy romantic gestures did we leave out which one of us is tallest and which one of us is like emotionally tallest also you can subscribe to our channel by clicking somewhere and check out the first four seasons of After Hours somewhere else and know that we come out with a brand new after hours every single month all everyone the show has never been cancelled once we've never not done it we come out with a new show every single month just watch just you watch I bet you you wanna bet thanks YouTube

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Length: 8min 29sec (509 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 08 2014

Reddit Comments

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I want to like this video, but the fact that they turn to so many Romcoms for examples makes it lose most of it's credibility.

[u/BobMugabe35]

God I haven't watched Swaim and DOB in years.

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