11 Movie Alternate Dimensions With Horrifying Downsides - After Hours

here I don't know something no it's definitely something you and I'll smell that's gasoline spilled on myself on the bus where are you running I don't know feel like maybe I upset a witch or something I feel like there's a parasite in my brain just eating away of my way by me can that happen you're asking me like I'd know right most questions wheaty I think you might have a fever six feet well maybe our Sauron is trapped in an alternate dimension we're saddled with this guy until if I'm just really sweaty in my legs or I peed my pants and forgot I like him hey speaking of interdimensional travel what what just happened she just trailed off and you went silent for like five seconds okay ground rules no time travels and no screwing or it's a wonderful life in our world and no inner space shrinking where it seems like you're exploring some new universe but you're just in some other part of our dumb world space portals only or some kind of gate some kind of Stargate juice you obviously like people might be dying oh but anyway we learnt you were saying one second I'm trying to figure out if you're just trying to lead me to a point so that you can tear down everything I say I did I will first of all technically started isn't even an alternate-dimension a bunch of aliens kidnapped humans and are using them as their slaves which I guess could make for a parallel timeline so I'd let that slide even if you got there after the movie when the oppressive aliens were killed and James Spader's like you had to stick around and screw this slave for a while you're still stuck in a place with a bunch of people with no laws or government there'd be a huge planet-wide power back exactly a whole bunch of people with Stone Age technologies who are desperate for infrastructure and you've got like years of evolution on then you could be gone what a barren desert planet besides everyone would catch whatever the hell Sauron has the second you breathe on them cuz they haven't lived through Earth's plagues or epidemics the show sg-1 could have just as easily taken place a month after the movie and been about the guy accidentally killing his wife and a whole tribe with a colleague alright I didn't get a chance to think that one through that's why I changed my answer to Pleasantville oh well you were so happy and the basketball team makes every shot that they take end and their pancakes for breakfast every day hey I don't know gentle way to put this but I'm just gonna come right out and say it you are a woman how dare you that is our words right uh though I'm not sure he's having the same conversation as us the thing about Pleasantville is that you're basically clapping yourself right in the middle of 1958 America before civil rights before women were allowed to be doctors or speak up to their husbands or drivetrains ah yes the main conquest to first wave feminism train conducting the whole point of Pleasantville is that this is simpler time that everyone's trying to get back to is actually really tough unless you're a white middle-aged heterosexual man white middle-aged man I got it the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Dimension X boom mic drop which I would do for effect but the fluid sticky here I don't wanna live my teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Dimension X place sucks be sure to read every episode just trying to get the hell out of there asteroid that they're on in Dimension X sucks but may I remind you the same alternate dimension that brought us Krang the general tragg is also chock-full of awesome stuff too it's not just the volcano where the Technodrome is stuck it's all galaxies remember the neutrinos you get a hot rod around with them and their ships there's a planet called Bellerophon that's entirely populated by a peaceful species that's never had a single war here's a planet called Palma dice that's basically just Hawaii wrapped around a planet long it was like Hawaiian till Krang had every single palm tree leveled and enslaved the only living turtle there as his henchmen I wasn't on the toy packaging okay well there's still play good ones I just hop around from planet to planet when she got hot Bellerophon gets invaded by kraang because he knew they'd be a pushover species how new he obliterates and kills every living thing on how do you care about everything so hard every single planet in Dimension X is either being invaded already obliterated turn into a slave pit or toxic waste up all by Krang no matter where you go that awful brain follows you because in Dimension X I am absolute master Oh embarrassing you lost your one gift what about the Simpsons you save them I could probably do moe no no the simpsons dolls are at dimension tree house wars Homer gets sucked into an alternate dimension that's 3d and all awesome then their erotic cake stores everywhere it's a suit see she's nice so like our world does yes oh yeah no damn event horizon dimension at least you get to have an orgy before you die if you ever slowed it down and watch that ship video diary frame by frame there's a lot of good stuff in there very innovates just the thing almost every parallel universe is essentially hell beetlejuice Pacific Rim Coraline Buffy Super Mario Brothers movie Alice in Wonderland that's not even mentioning the ones that actually are portals to Hell everything in those other dimensions are always trying to get here because they just it's better here apparently wait you're telling me that there are portals to hell but no portals to heaven he's right you have to die you can't just jump through a mirror or gate or take a pill maybe the point of all those alternate dimension movies is that this right here is heaven at least compared to those alternate dimensions that are socially this what we're living is what they want this is as good as it gets your ear is leaking I know I down there is one dimension we haven't dimensioned yeah hang on we gotta take him home no no take backs bizarro Sauron can live with me see we've already got a secret handshake it's Narnia it's Narnia you guys but Nadia is encrusted war best buddy I know but good always triumphs over evil there all the time but the kids are constantly putting their lives in danger cool guy are you kidding the kids get to become kings and queens and hang out with talking animals and lived what feels like an entire lifetime in an hour of Earth time Narnia isn't exactly heaven true but with all of the Christian analogues it's essentially heaven light and that's better than any of them we got going on here Aslan even talks about the portal being like an open door in the sky and when the kids come through that Wardrobe what's the first thing they see snow that fun something completely wrong in kind of sexist no no you dummies it's a light post they're literally following a light into Narnia it's the closest to heaven as we're gonna get there you can lean armies you can ride a Pegasus you can breathe life into statues you can sail the seas with caffeine because if a kid can do it man it would be magnificent you would be the best dad and that was it the moment and we all agreed with me a winner winner chicken Daniel you could be the best oh no I don't think you know y'all died yeah your food will just be paralyzed what do you think sorry Isaac everything's fine I'm the guy who got you sick hey guys thanks for watching the video you presumably watch unless you just skip the end watch the end plates like I do because I really just super love the end plates so if you're like me and you just watch the end plates welcome to yet another amazing cracked youtube please subscribe to our Channel and plate alright it seems like we're coming to the end of the end plate but I hope you enjoyed this episode of cracked end plates

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Keywords: Witches, Parasites, Alternate Dimensions, Cracked, Cracked.com, After Hours, sketch, comedy, Film (Media Genre), space portals, innerspace, Parallel Universe (Comic Book Genre), stargate, spoof, funny, humor, Stargate SG-1 (Award-Winning Work), parody, Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Katie WIllert, Pleasantville, feminism, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Program), Dimension X, krang, Satire (TV Genre), Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), TNMT, The Simpsons, The Chronicles Of Narnia (Literary Series)

Id: 1ucwCD9xmGI

Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 25 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/Mtheads]

you're right, though it bothers me that that scene could never be in the books.