Teachers Share The Weirdest Rumours They Heard About Students (r/AskReddit | Reddit Stories)

teachers have read it what's the weirdest rumor you've heard about a student heard a rumor kids were doing coke in the bathroom i worked at an inner city school and coke really wasn't a big problem pot was their choice i walked out of my class during planning period to find a girl walking out of the bathroom with white powder on her nose i asked her about it and she responded with its powdered doughnuts mrs k i swear i'm pregnant and it's all i want to eat but everyone thinks i'm doing coke she then pulled out two empty bags of powdered doughnuts we got her connected to some pregnancy help there was this rumor that this senior girl in my high school was dating one of the science teachers she hung around his office and after class a lot but it seemingly was nothing just kids making up dumshti for whatever reasons they do he was a beloved teacher and she was pretty low-key but a cool girl nonetheless figured some douche got a bad grade or had it out for the guy somehow nothing ever came of it curveball a few months after she graduated he divorced his wife left his family and went public on facebook that he was dating this 18 year old girl he was probably in his mid 40s what the fck did not see that coming did it for everyone asking this was an ny lot of science teachers getting it from teens out there apparently i had a student that was rumored to have eaten a piece of [ __ ] he was out of school for about a week or two around the time this rumor was spreading when he came back to school he was charging kids a buck per view from the camcorder he had in his locker sadly this rumor was true amazingly his girlfriend didn't dump him this one kid who liked to remove all of his clothing suspend his legs above his head using his belt and pleasure himself in the bathroom except not a rumor because i walked in on him doing it it was then i realized they weren't paying me enough to deal with crap like that the stories i have edit holy jesus this thing took off it may be the inspiration i need to start on this project so many stories but now i kinda don't want to share them all we'll def look into how i can present these memories in an entertaining but respectful way thanks all former band director here we had a color guard girl who could not catch any time she tossed her flag the kids made up a rumor that she had a glass eye and that was why she couldn't catch anything two years later the girl was about to graduate and came into our office to talk to the staff she had never told a soul but her left eye had been glass for years he lost it in a car accident before moving into our district you couldn't tell by just looking at her turns out the made-up rumor was 100 spot-on apparently a sixth-grader cried his eyes out during health class because learning about the skeletal system freaked him out health teacher started talking about ribs and he started panicking saying he was too uncomfortable to handle any more of the lesson there was a brother and sister who were rumored to have been forced into essel acts by their parents girlfriend's friends were like that dad abused them either up head them himself or forced them to have sex while he watched brother and sister said they were younger at the time he'd uh pay both of them almost every day ended up going to jail for it heard he's getting released soon the daughter still loves him and thinks he can change son wants absolutely nothing to do with him two students fraternal twins arrive at the school age 15. one looked older than the other but that happens then the rumor comes out that they are not twins but sisters i tell the behavior support workers who look into it turns out one of the sisters is 22 years old parents lied about her age to get her into the school and therefore stay in the country whoops a girl k made a rumor up that one of the english teachers emma why is having sex with his students in his classroom because kate didn't like his wife mrs why who was also a teacher at the same school i guess mrs why had failed her or something and she wanted to cause marriage problems for them anyways it was actually true he was having sex with female students in his classroom he had a couch in his class for reading purposes it was for f king underage girls which should have been obvious but a lot of english teachers had little reading areas in their classrooms so idk i think the wife got custody of their two children and he fled the state back in october me and a similar looking teacher kept getting mixed up by our kids seventh grade we started a rumor by giving little hints that we were half brothers nothing super obvious but just enough to get them thinking we've been pouring it on a lot more recently though hopefully we can get a photo with our my dad over spring break right before april fool's day edit kids were confused they were wrapping their heads around it for a while eventually one of them goes goddammit mr terry giuliano okay a girl who lied on social media about having an affair with a teacher she recanted later when it was revealed he was gay first she claimed to have been hacked then she said it never happened to her but to another girl she was protecting full police investigation later and she admitted to doing it because she felt she needed support from her peers one student was rumored to be a satanist which who was scared to god's holy light since she wore modest clothing and used an umbrella in full sun she had vitiligo and was undergoing a steroid therapy that made her extremely sensitively sunlight colleague married a much younger woman who was rumored to be his student she was neither the woman they saw him with was his daughter more teacher adjacent than a teacher but there was a rumor that this one extremely strange young lady was the product of incest and that our mom aunt comma would only let her drink pineapple juice i think the reality was far more banal she definitely had some kind of issues but it was probably your garden variety developmental delay or something like that poor girl she was nice in her way had a kid tell the staff his parents call him harry potter because they lock him under a stair closet and only get him out for sex favors to obtain their drugs edit i'll sum up my responses this was in 2006. i was graduating college and deck and was able to spend a few months filling in some gaps at a local location the kid was always acting weird and was already in a renga management class and one day he let it all out we obviously reported it even if we weren't sure if he was being serious or manipulative cps took a couple of weeks to do anything but before that he had broke out and attacked his parents and was hauled to juvie investigations etc emerged he got sent away to who knows where and the parents got a ton of charges druggers even testified against them ones who tuned them down and just wanted cash this short time did me in and i changed careers also in 2006 he didn't have a lot of social media etc so i didn't really keep in touch with any of the staff plus i was way younger than them students dad was a dentist stole his dad's sedatives and sold them or something can't verify the truth of it but that student isn't at the school anymore so that would explain why my mom's a teacher and i went to high school where she taught she had a student who i was also friends with i ended up hanging out with him again after a few years and after some drinks he told me he was in a couple p ranos right after he graduated my mom couldn't mcf king believe it when i told her because he was and still is a really polite quirky socially awkward kid he refuses to tell me his prn name though which i'm bummed about i'm pretty sure he fck is like a stallion a new transfer student enlisted the help of all of his existing friends in the school to spread the rumor that his real name was baku and he was born in wakanda africa to all the teachers while speaking in a really shoddy nigerian accent we're in the american northeast i was hired halfway through the year and by then it was just assumed that it was true and no one had corrected it he was brought up in a titches meeting and i was just like wait baku from from the fictional continent of warchanda full stop and no one says anything dead room i press on dart black panther the movie guys full stop and suddenly the social studies teacher stands up and slams his fist on the table point at the vice principal and just yells i goddamn told you full stop good times good times a student had an eye patch and was rumored to be a pirate thing is the kid had a peg leg too a literal peg leg he embraced the rumor and signed everything with i taught english at an all girls catholic school in central america i was told by another teacher that one of the seniors was working nights at a strip club and that the nuns that ran the school knew about it but did nothing because she was supporting two younger siblings i once successfully started the rumor that one of my students was born with a tale just because he said i couldn't do it not a teacher but i heard about one of my colleagues so once in seventh grade after finishing maths class it was recess time everyone went out of the class except a boy and a girl the latter was known for staying to read books and stuff anyway we came back from recess only to find that the girl wasn't there anymore while the boy was sitting in the back with a red hand mark 100 a critical strike slap everyone thought he was giving her money to have sx this is seventh grade mind you because there were eyewitnesses after a few days of problems with the administration these f king snitches i swear it turns out he was giving her money to buy him a certain book she was the class rep and any book we were required to have must have been purchased by her but she misinterpreted it he was very shy so he just handed over the money in hopes she would understand that's also the reason he waited until everyone was gone semicolon semicolon not a teacher however when i was in high school there was a rumor going around that a french teacher was reading erotic books while in lesson i thought it was just another joke which the students made up however one day in french we have the rumored teacher as my small class was doing work off the interactive whiteboard which can been frozen on a slide while the teacher can do other work i look up for maybe a few seconds to see that the freeze button didn't work and my teacher was on a page which i scanned through quickly to pick out words which were erotic i then put my eyes down to avoid being caught turns out after our teacher fixed his mistake others in the class saw what i did and for the rest of the lesson we giggled celenti not just because he was reading it it was also because his wife works as a teacher in the same school not a teacher but there was a rumor where a female 6th grader in our school was actually a male i was curious about it too but one day she had to move and said out loud just so you know i'm not a male and left i'm not a teacher but my sister's high school had started a rumor about this short girl rumor was she was short because she only had one lung just so f king weird not even mean or detrimental at all just so odd that is my boyfriend he's nine and i'm his social worker i'm not a teacher this was about a fellow student the rumor was that he peed through his eyes he is stored in the eyeballs not a teacher but in middle school somehow rumors started that i was lesbian one teacher would treat me differently because of it she wouldn't let me sit near other girls she'd get mad at me if i hugged a female friend etc that's a homophobic cnt not a teacher but students at my high school started rumors that i was having intense exhaust pipe sx with lightning mcqueen the whole school bought into it and at award ceremonies they'd all yell catch out when i walked on stage i feel bad for you but that is actually hilarious a guy from my high school married his english teacher about a year after high school not a weird rumor but a very recurring one whenever a colleague is absent for longer than a week or two mr mrs x is depressed because said with a sense of pride he she couldn't handle us not a teacher but when i was in hs a new guy transferred into our school of course rumors abound but the guy was jacked for a high school student and he was able to rock a pretty impressive mustache yep the standard i heard he's an undercover cop rumor started a few weeks after he transferred one time my brother convinced all his teachers that his mother had died and he was adopted by our family and that his new mother was dying he broke his teacher's hearts with can someone be a orphan twice full stop he was 13. i had a really weird student who was asking all kinds of odd personal questions and texted me at odd hours i never responded talk to another teacher who had the same student previously and she told me that student had a really unnatural sleep cycle because and i quote the student was an avid worshiper of satan the student was on standby for spontaneous worship at all hours of the day the student actually told me about it later on nothing threatening just very matter of factly confirmed the whole thing and hinted about being part of a large group and hinted at there being many ways one must be ready to serve didn't get any clarification so it might just have been to mess with me not my worst student but odd 7th grade boy dishing out blow jobs in the bathroom it started as a rumor and ended in four suspensions i go to many schools so i have heard several rumors but one stuck in my mind the most i went to an extremely ghetto school for the first time apparently the substitute they had the week before left the classroom in tears and was unable to substitute ever again due to emotional issues they told me that one of the students stole her brand new iphone and she ran into the bathroom crying i asked why the student did it they hated her voice apparently i'm so glad that didn't hate me or my voice the kids were nothing but nice to me not a teacher and not necessarily a weird rumor but an interesting story nonetheless during my summer camp there was a rumor going around that a guy and a girl were twins they didn't look similar and they showed up in different cars so most people didn't believe it since most people didn't believe the rumors no one asked the guy or girl for a couple of weeks but eventually someone brought it up in conversation the guy and the girl both revealed that yes they were in fact twins but their parents had a divorce when they were young and each parent got custody of one kid that definitely made more sense than the other theories people were coming up with a student in sixth or seventh grade was rumored to have had sex with a horse he was from a lower income family and sort of a loner he dropped out in eighth grade and i lost track of him that rumor ruined any chance he ever had of getting through school in a small rural town in the 80s that he was cutting his pubies and gluing them to his chin so it looked like he had facial hair go to love eighth grade i was a cam counselor 10 plus years ago we had a pair of twins who were super young like maybe between four and seven their mother was obsessive about what they ate no candy no sweets no more than 800 calories a day she even rationed off their water i was too young to do anything about it or know the whole story the older counselors were sketchy about it if i asked but the younger counselors and i suspected the mom was forcing her ready on the kids mikey has a big dick not a teacher but one of the students in the grade below me and his brother small school i knew everyone in it didn't show up for two days so for some reason somebody started a rumor that they bought a used pocket pssy online and they both got aids they were in seventh grade ah yes the usual amount of time to skip school if you get the aids there was young boy in my class in the fifth grade and was horrified when learning came around the reproductive system for the first time he paled and vomited when the girls began to explain what they had learned is it possible that divulging info in a subreddit could lead to a police investigation no just admit all the illegal stuff you did mate a girl at my high school was on bang bass i think she got picked up with a female [ __ ] too or something really weird like that my mom works for a private school in denver and she told me that apparently a student was choking the lizard during a movie and got his dick stuck between the beam that holds up the desk and the flat part that you write on rumor has it that they had to walk him through the hallway with the desk to the nurse's office that george's foreskin grew back it did not although i was secretly hoping it would be true what a laugh not a teacher but there was a rumor about these two emo brothers at our school that apparently had tried to murder each other when the other was sleeping multiple times i didn't believe it but one of them did have a nasty scar across his neck no idea what happened to him there was a rumor going around once at this guy i went to school with was in a car accident and was brain dead he had stopped coming to school and no one had seen him in a while turns out he just wanted to smoke pot by himself and he forgot he had to go to school for like a month not a teacher but i heard from a teacher i was close with that a student was rumored to be atheist it was a town who were really religious she was weirded out that people were gossiping about it you

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Published: Wed Jun 24 2020