Sucker for Love: First Date

um hi my name is markiplier welcome to sucker for love uh this is a dating game you don't need to breathe on the screen there this is a dating game that like advertises itself as being a lovecraftian horror dating game and that's like a that's like a cthulhu lady i know that's not the right term but i'm not brushed up on my cthulian horror uh but possibly dating possibly murder possibly horrible gruesome death what am i looking at huh survive chapter whoa oh i see find all three secrets to unlock survive chapter one okay survive chapter one elenata my relay scary girlfriend one annetta my really scary girlfriend ah that makes more sense i see uh you know there's a song oh eldritch god's cosmic horrors things beyond our understanding to merely gaze upon their forms to abandon all hope lixian put a nice like deep rumbly filter on my voice make it even deeper deeper deeper i want elephants to be able to hear me because elephants they communicate with like sub whatever it doesn't matter the only thing protecting all of reality from the final coalescence of insanity and terror is the fact that the unspeakable gods wait dreaming their awakening under aligned stars heroes [Applause] today the stars are aligned damn it come on already same day shipping my ass i only have half a half hour tops until the stars move out of position i better wash my face to calm down a year ago i saw the face of an eldritch being in my dreams it whispered its name to me lanetta ever since i've been obsessed with trying to see it again i'm not the kind of person to get addicted to stuff or spend recklessly but i just can't help myself there's something i have to do once i see it again is this there's something you have to there's something you have to do i sent something perverted on the winds i said oh was that the door thank goodness i spent way too much money on getting this for me to miss my chance the amount of money i've lost to scammers claiming to have the real deal is a little embarrassing but as of today as of today i'll have a genuine necronomicon an ancient spellbook containing the dark rituals needed to contact the elder gods i love how seriously this is taking it i love this finally ow huh what the hell is this why is it pink isn't this supposed to be like brown and bigger [Music] oh that's disgusting it's supposed to be an ancient book covered in flesh or something but this looks like it just came from an office supply store no please don't tell me scammed again with how much money i spent this time i thought there'd be no chance it'd be fake great no way i'm getting my money back either this gamer is probably long gone by now damn it i need a new hobby seriously what a strange scam though you think at the least go for an authentic look do they really think no one would notice that their book of the dead is malabu oh no oh no malibu pink listen there's a lot of weird stuff going on my mispronunciations are not one of them wait is this a symbol on the front embossed is this thing made of real leather the pages look guilt and gold too and this weight why'd they make a knockoff out of such high quality materials oh my computer that's probably just delivery confirmation message there's a real necronomicon not clickbait not a scam gone sexual how'd you guess the title of this video what the my order was delayed i won't be delivered until tomorrow then what the hell is this book supposed to be did it get delivered to me by accident or something there's no shipping label in the box stranger still this inscription at the bottom it's relaying the unholy language of the eldritch gods also the pages reek of formaldehyde embalming fluid in other words it stinks of death why would something so cute have such an insidious aura around it maybe i'll take a look inside maybe i will maybe i will where am i huh huh remove why take take where they where whoa [Music] what am i equipping what am i equipping here what am i equipping here right in the junk area what am i equipping here and i don't have three hands what is this equipping to what am i equipping there what am i equipping here hmm this is awfully suspicious let's see okay all right let's hmm ensure all possible light has been snuffed from the room in your room this means draw your curtains turn off your bedside lamp turn off your overhead lights in the dark light red fire candles there for your protection the dark is dangerous find and put on your ritual necklace when all is complete chant lanetta fart um magepak click and drag from the first letter to the end phrase to chance slowly uh-huh uh oh uh uh-huh e interesting aha what never leave the lights off that seems like an important detail what her name her name or name her name boss quentin from concert i'm dalby you am juke or talk ah do not cover your ears you will need them okay nothing is just your imagination okay how how scared should i be with this how how [Laughter] i guess i didn't really know what kind of light-heartedness we would have here but uh seems like it's gonna be less all right close got it turn that off got it uh turn this off got it in the dark is dangerous right lead fire why am i still seeing that i'm still seeing this it's not dark yeah it's dark enough i guess red red fire yeah i ain't good let's keep it red okay uh there's no light right what's in here oh interesting oh i don't look so good i don't look good at all man what is with what is happening i expected it [Music] okay ah maybe i could use this to put this here no huh weird i could exit why would i exit though okay whatever this is probably good enough okay what's next on the list um ritual necklace you got it bam original necklace has been placed on the neck ritual [ __ ] has not been placed on the dick uh when all is in is complete i mean i feel like there's still light streaming through but uh doesn't say anything about a robe just says go chant what okay what did i get oh okay all right uh no time like the present let's chant mortal oh hi yes that's me how are you would you like a smooch oh god it actually works she's here a beacon of madness is towering over me an omni but that didn't and chaotic avatar of world ending calamity even with a year of preparation for this moment i'm frozen in fear for what purpose have you awoken lanetta the star spawned and brought about the end of reality you know gonna go with horny i can't talk i can't even breathe blinding dread choking terror my very sanity is teetering on the precipice and looking down no i finally got this far i finally have my chance i can't perish now dark one i ask that you grant my wish you wish to be the first human to be destroyed yes so that you are spared from the cataclysm i shall wreak upon all life by destroy if you mean destroy this dick cut that out no i want a smooch leave it in because somehow this is worse i want to smooch what uh yeah i wanna smooth don't say it again creep okay how are you looking directly at me without being driven mad i got my necklace and my [ __ ] i'm mad with lunch send me back uh-huh uh no huh but you just got here what about destroying reality as i know it i'll do it next time maybe when the stars realign in a thousand years or so oh but i'll be long dead by then hey i went through all the trouble of finding this damn book the least you could do is well you know well i don't know huh what's this i found it outside my door always trying to set me up with someone oh moo you mean smooch moo who's that are they the one who left this funny-looking necronomicon on my doorstep it's not a necronomicon sure about that no nomicon is bright pink silly that's what i was saying god she's cute but what's with the sudden personality change does she recognize the book uh well okay if it's not a necronomicon what is a survival guide oh for what for dating me oh you seem more open to it now now about the smooch what really this thing it's full of rituals that i like offerings spells and how to protect your sanity while performing them oh okay i struck gold all the money i spent finally paid off wait what'd you just say protect my sanity i am a cosmic entity beyond comprehension so no amount of contact with me is safe for a human you got there your mind could snap like a reed at any moment actually you got that right uh gulp oh don't make that face i can make it worth your while if you understand what i'm getting at my face is stuck this way i can't break it you let me smooch if you can make it to the end darling oh or go insane i'll end reality right then and there deal will you spare the world if i win that kiss all right you knew what you were getting into when you woke me up right darling i sure did i sure did looks like my only two options are die or die without getting a kiss hmm well they say if you've already eaten the poison you might as well lick the plate i don't know who said that but i agree so if the world is going to end either way deal excellent let's begin the date then why don't you start with the invoke the depths ritual [Music] hey you changed my poster what the hell all right what do we got invoke the depth uh sir do not perform this ritual alone snuff all the life in the room turn on the sink or shower to make the sound of moving water when all is complete do not look out your window from now on [Music] hi what [Music] hello what hi are you supposed to be there are you how am i doing oh i'm pink [Music] put a pink mustache on him there i am oh damn it god damn it what am i pink dawg all right so it says sync or shower it does not say sink and shower so i'm just go that's where you're supposed to be look darling does this look worried i shouldn't be doing these spells alone the book says so aren't alone i'm here okay does that count you know what i mean these rituals look really bad for my long-term health long-term health the world ends when this date does what does it matter if your mind is unraveling well nobody is in this world for the long haul anymore you got a point there time to take some risks these rituals look bad for my short-term health too well you better finish them quickly then don't worry i always finish quickly okay whatever fine then snuff all light isn't my light all snuffed anyway hey turn that off so i don't need to look out my window from this point on ah that was on okay i mean it seems good so far [Music] is my sink stolen [Music] am i supposed to do this [Music] that's where i find [Music] oh but oh snuff all light i see thank goodness that was forgiving [Music] what did i just do you brought the outer depths to us didn't you read the spell's name our connection is stronger now hell yeah the closer you get to where my true form lies dreaming the stronger my influence on you in this world will i be okay just focus on following the book perfectly you're good to start doing these rituals on your own right oh no no no no wait why are you leaving i'm feeling a little icky from the summoning so i wanted to use your shower do you mind oh no not at all go ahead thanks no peeking don't peek okay i won't oh i won't i won't people sure you won't come on this is me we're talking about the most trustworthy person that is in this room possibly all right i'll be back now comes the ultimate test the most powerful test of will i've ever endured i will not be tempted or swayed by that which i have promised not to do i would never i would not go back on [Music] [Laughter] there's two branches here okay things can change oh whatever scary my mind is unraveling whatever okay don't look out your window from now on why [Music] that's why what do i look like i love this i love it [Music] no i would not i wouldn't do that not again once is enough for me all right abyssal mist ensure your sinker's shower is running to make the sound of moving water then go outside avoid making contact with that which roams the fog they'll know if you saw them turn off your lights before you leave this one isn't a warning it'll just help lower your electricity bill chant [Music] the shower's on so i'm not looking at that which roams the fog that's nice look at that shadow that's very nice that's good good trick jeez it looks like quiet hill out there with all this fog darling you didn't i did love foggy rainy days by the sea i do too it's like my favorite weather on the surface world we have so much in common i didn't know you have a house on the water i didn't before but for you anything i didn't five minutes ago in fact i'm hundreds of kilometers from the coast even the wildest of hurricanes would never flood the area like this what terrible power is this incapable of there's something just so romantic about standing on a balcony during a storm i know i know i'd hate to cut the fun short but can we go back inside what's wrong darling getting chilly well it feels like something's watching me from out there you can go inside if you like but it's not like it's any safer in there after all the next page in the book has an unspeakable horror on it oh unspeakable horror some kind of monster is going to jump out of me what i mean oh darling what lurks in those shadows um something is in that fog it'll know if i've seen it i'm not seeing anything in that fog not a thing hey how you doing good to see you hey good to see you hey good to see you what is this about an unspeakable horror oh that that's it [Music] apparently that's it all right oh god i can't pronounce it what the hell can't even begin to pronounce this that's why it's an unspeakable horror well i guess you're right get it as in cannot be spoken at least not by humans okay wait you can pronounce this i can i can pronounce anything oh what did mouse do anything anything anything oh yeah and what's this worcestershire sauce oh my god damn you are the real deal hey wait a minute those tentacles are like extra tongues right then your weaknesses tongue twisters say toy boat ten times faster toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat show off fine well how about you pronounce it then wait a minute genius genius hey have you seen my mask and whatever let's try now what if it's backwards [Music] interesting [Music] and i like the bank better uh when did i get a rope oh i change it out i s i know i don't why did i have a robe in the bathroom [Music] robe interesting so to get elders [Applause] i shouldn't open that so i can't pronounce it oh oh that oh this ritual will allow you to order unspeakable incantations perform the ritual someplace where gore can be easily cleaned like a bathroom wear no robes or ambulance have a ritual knife on your person you got it all right no robes or aiming let's you say no need to tell me twice take this i'll be back all right let's get that going well it's not yet okay here we go eldritch's mouth huh maybe i should have considered the spell more carefully before casting it if there's so much as a single scar i might actually lose my job please don't let me have something freaky on my face it's my livelihood on the line here okay big breath brace yourself ah i'm done i'm still cute as hell damn right baby but i thought i'd get an elder's mouth or something everything seems pretty much the same weird hey lanetta oh you startled me oh yeah ah who the hell was that third voice what are you talking about that was you look oh no she takes a hold of my hand whoa hand holding on the first date moving fast but that's okay look at your hands silly my hand oh interesting get it off quick help me cut it off hurry cut it off but it's your hand surely enough it's not a disembodied mouth stuck to my hand it's very much embodied mouth indeed oh this is really my hand what did i do to my hand darling are you all right clearly not this is screwed up i mean i knew i'd be in harm's way but permanently permanent body disfigurement this early on but i'm not stopping before i get that smooch no matter what i just gotta think positive this isn't so bad i mean there's got to be a silver lining to this i could think of a few things now i have to pick which mouth to use when i smooch yeah darling [Music] someone at the door this is bad did i get busted the sudden shock feels like a splash of gold water that snaps me to my senses damn i must have done something to give us away was i shouting too loudly about that knife did the neighbors call the cops if someone interrupts my rituals now the stars will be out of alignment before i can finish damn it i even picked the apartment on the top floor to minimize the number of people noticing odd sounds or smells from my room if it's the police they're gonna insist on looking around i'm not gonna be able to smooth talk my way out of a demon in my room either way i need to prepare myself now who knows how quickly things are gonna go south once i answer the door hello are you in i heard you shouting just now come on let me in crap it's even worse than the police there's only one person it could be and at the worst possible time what do we do is it even safe to go outside right now with all the world bending spells i've been casting darling the mailman i'll make him believe and give a just give him you don't look so good maybe i should get the door no no i mean robbie i really don't think that's a good idea why not went well you're a mind playing goddess maybe it'll be too much for someone who wasn't expecting it i guess that's a good point it's a great point actually if you don't think about it it's even better point wait here i'll be right back baby i'll be right back don't you worry about that thing [Music] listen how many times we got to go over this i'm not interested in you missy she's an old money britch girl that suddenly showed up to the club i work at and started showering me with gifts she doesn't quite understand that she's not supposed to contact me outside working hours but it's hard to complain when she basically pays my rent in fact she's pretty much the only reason i could afford to buy all this eldritch paraphernalia but best of all she's smoking hot yeah right if i may be so bold i well i have something special to give you may i come in oh god yes oh hell yes right this way oh wait lynette is inside i got so caught up in the moment i almost forgot uh actually now's who now is not a good time have you looked the fog hmm i think you just give it to me out here it's not the kind of present i can give you out in the open [Music] a present that has to be given in private oh man what could it be wait i almost lost sight of the things again if lanetta and missy meat i'm toast can i really not help myself with my life on the line here say something idiot i've got can't get away right now how about we meet up after work go out after dark interesting right i forgot her weird cure why can't we just go inside i really want to give you your present now [Music] tv is leonardo coming to the door i can hear footsteps who is that you have company over i have tv it's called the show's company over you guessed it that's just the mail inside your apartment [Music] yep i got my [Music] [Music] oh man she's pissed sorry mrs is the only way i survived this the mailman turns out it was one of those uh door-to-door sales mails man they could be really pushy you know [Music] you'll be swayed by their charms he's very persuasive no i got this you just have to be persistent eventually they give up did you find leave up okay i better smooth things over with her later before she tries anything crazy especially now that she knows where i live better hurry through these rituals before there's more interruptions [Music] all right i don't think i have metamorphosis do not attempt this ritual without performing the calling invokes the depths is this the calling this is the point of no return proceed in total darkness ensure his image appears in no way and poster aha robe necklace mask ceremonial knife always remember the second step on the previous page when all is complete chant so what happens if you perform this before doing what i'm assuming the calling is the one that i got the other thing for [Music] what happened all right so we need uh okay this robe got it okay always remember the second step on the previous page which i think is this one his image appears in no way [Music] what's that is that his image [Applause] [Music] damn i look good damn i look good god damn i look good okay ah no i need that and poster or tapestry [Music] what could happen [Music] oh that doesn't sound good [Music] hello handsome did i do it i thought you were cute for a human before now you're totally my type what did i do i'm trying to respond but no sound is coming out of my mouth even when i try to shout as loud as i can i can't even manage to whisper something is not right what happened to me oh [Music] god hang on a second oh break up this ritual will suffer your connection restore your sanity what are you looking at nothing nothing darling lynette nothing huh yep you were looking at nothing that's what i said with my mouth it's right there is that the truth yep did i scare you darling [Music] god i know what page you were on and if i see you trying to cast that spell about nothing you won't get past the second word [Music] okay i didn't cast this other spell the this one what is this one oh i got a secret good great evening excellent wonderful this is all going swimmingly that's for the thing the thing the thing anyway okay um i don't want to break up this is going great this is going wonderfully why would i do that okay anyway let's draw a symbol no no wait was that no that ain't it is that it that's it okay collect necessary ingredients from cold storage [Music] sure cool that already smells delicious darling i know baby all it needs is a little something and it'll be perfect i'm going to take a short walk outside while you finish see you in a few love love wow reach into oblivion oh [Music] [Music] have another life form on your person what am i what am i uh what am i how do i feel what am i what's my mood what's uh what's my uh still bad still bad still bad still bad still bad boy howdy still bad okay um dusty in this room awfully dusty [Applause] life form hmm [Music] all right whatever no crying over spilt milk was an eyeball in the eyeball eyeball all right i got the knife i got the robot [Music] all right let's do it [Applause] nothing can go wrong with this need turtle oh like ripping off a band-aid that's a lot of oh my god what oh you you're not you're you you're okay you you you you what is on the bed my god what what's happening what do you mean what's happening what's happening what do you mean survive what's happening what is that about you me he who if you can read this all reality is doom oh my god oh my god oh my god okay uh if you agree this all reality is doom once you start the first world complete all three pages quickly you will be vulnerable until you finish do not open any blinds windows or doors do not turn on any light stuff any existing lights or you will attract their attention okay oh off okay uh okay swirly do okay uh oh my god what in the hell i think all lights are out okay here we go oh my lips don't look too good oh my god no thank you okay what is the next one ah she's coming okay cross oh god [Music] oh my god that one okay yeah okay what next uh okay uh if she gets in your room it's too late okay uh uh uh uh i can't really that's the one repeat this chance until you believe you're safe oh my god oh my god [Music] darling what's wrong your pale is a sheet [Music] can tell by the look on your face you caught a glimpse of the real world now that i'm waking up i guess you aren't as sane as you thought huh darling oh sweetie don't worry about reality it doesn't have anything to do with you anymore okay though i should tell you everything you saw and heard it's still there oh what you saw coming through your window is still coming through very soon it'll be impossible to deny its presence and even escaping reality won't protect you who said that i wanted to escape baby if you like i could move you to the front of the line and and you painlessly myself as thanks for waking me up [Music] near the screams anymore or feel that chill up your spine where that tentacle is already touching baby if it's your tentacle you can touch me anywhere maybe you'd prefer to be saved for last have the whole doomed world all for yourself for a while though the things you'd see if you lingered baby the only thing i see is you because you are my world there ain't nothing else here that cares about me me and my admiration forever being destroyed first or last which would you prefer my darling my name is pronounced d-a-r-l-i-n-g say it right i'll be last also what was going on here oh it's gone i see i see nothing is just your imagination of course not dark communion do not perform this without performing prepare offering and reach into the oblivion let the room be well lit where were no robes have the offering on your person okay well hey baby would you like some whoa hey dark communion hey how well lit this one [Music] oh that's good because i can see oh hell yeah oh darling ah that's all i needed to hear yoink yoink yoink all right baby well let we do how well it is that my darling shall we commune my love just perfect i wish you could make offerings like this forever maybe i will maybe i would well my devoted darling there is only one last spell to perform i'm already warming it up for you pledging yourself to me i was already committed jake your pledge of devotion will be the last act of humanity for all of time yes please the final words ever spoken by humankind will come from your fairy mouth and echo into oblivion they're only for you privilege is yours alone i may be inexperienced with human emotions but even i know that saying goodbye to your world can be painful what did i just say you are my world take all the time you need to make peace with the end i'm going to take a short nap before i wake up for good okay did you hit the lights for me darling you got it darling wow what is that you're wearing thank you my love you're welcome you're welcome always here for you had the ritual knife on your person chant five times to fill the heart well that seems easy enough but i could do the breakup but why would i want to no not today not today not right now okay it's ritual knife time okay here we go [Music] love it [Music] [Music] my [Music] yep you did wonderfully right here i'm afraid it's time for the dream and our date to end but before that look on your face darling i had a wonderful date with you and that's because of you so why destroy me and all of reality why not just stay here with me that's what you're thinking right no no not really just here for the smooch maybe oh my sweet mortal darling i'm not doing this out of malice you've had good dreams before right yeah sometimes well when you woke up you destroyed those dream worlds and everything in them did you wake up because you hated those dreams no it just couldn't be helped that you'd wake up eventually all right i love humans and i'll miss you sorely please let your last thoughts be about that my last thought's gonna be a tentacley smooch right here i forgot about my promise to you oh oh hell yeah my god look at that ass and also look at the nightmarish horror beyond the window there [Music] [Applause] [Music] i did it i did i did it all right well okay darling this isn't because this is this is not my choices because some of you out there the weirdos want to save all of humanity and whatnot where am i our communion what do i need to do what am i doing well lit no robes no necklace you got it no robes no necklace [Music] delicious all right you have a good night now you have a good night you have a good night you got it yeah of course my love well this is this isn't for me this is my thing not my thing not my thing but whatever some people you know whatever all right let the room be well lit oh she [Music] it doesn't seem to be stopping me before i get to the second word lynette did it work my face and hands are back to normal did i really do it darling why well uh it wasn't what it was them it was them [Music] i did what i had to do sorry darling world's not ending today i think we should see other people what why was i not good enough did you have a bad time on our date listen babe i can't settle down i'm a rolling stone i'm you're a cosmic horror i'm pretty cool is there is there another woman look i didn't want to come to this no none of that it was pretty much just that you were going to end all reality then that's it that's the deal breaker what but you woke me up in the first place look i gave you a chance we both know i got more than i bargained for oh darling you realize i still have control here right that's what you always need isn't it you always need to be in control if you want to smooch my real form you have no choice but to do the spells over that's true yeah squid is fine too wait what oh yeah [Music] [Laughter] ah perfect perfect love it hey hey come on the good i love this i really do i love this why is met lanetta in gray i guess because you can't start from there huh but that seems to be all of that for this one true endings achieve two of two i like that ooh now there is another chapter sucker for love first date this was amazing i truly love this so i will be playing the other chapters i don't know there's three secrets to get to this one i've gotten one of them there probably is another one in here but let's see if we can find maybe two in here we shall see thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down the comments below the other parts of this will be coming very soon thank you and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 5,401,902

Keywords: markiplier, sucker for love, dating game, cthulhu, eldritch horror, doki doki, ltena, lneta, ln'eta, Lovecraftian horror, jumpscare, creepy, beautiful, girls

Id: s2_u61rTQfI

Length: 48min 38sec (2918 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 14 2022