1001 WAYS TO DIE | House - Part 1

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to house another horror game that proves doesn't prove anything because i haven't played it yet i don't know what i'm talking about i'm going to play the game now from what i know about this game it is a pixelated horror game that uh is deadly i think anyway oh all right cool well look at me go moving day ever since the move i sometimes can't tell if i'm awake or if i'm dreaming the days are starting to blur together all right so there is hi doll how are you doing i guess i'll oh old shift to sprint well i don't know if that's the best idea i flush the toilet ah i have a limited duration [Music] there's something in there i can hear it whispering to me it wants me to do horrible things maybe it will stop if i listen yeah why not why not i'll listen to the turlet i ain't a turtle ignorer [Music] i'm not hearing anything i'm not hearing anything hmm seems like a whole lot of nothing to me [Music] oh [Music] okay so was that me sleeping or was that me dreaming did i dream that a toilet monster emerged and ate my face i see i see i oh hi hey what's up how you doing let me just blap hey wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up hello hello wake up wake up okay this is a little strange i'm just gonna yeah i'll i'll leave okay that's kind of weird um whoo what is this why are you nailing my mom what do you say about sleeping in a friend's house tonight what do i say about that what what do i say about what do you say about that mom [Music] mom this is moderately unsettling i'm partially perturbed about all of this hey uh how's it uh how's it going in there you good you good okay i'm gonna just go hey mom cat kitty hey how you doing yeah okay well that's good do you change your mind if the lights are off yeah my sprint ain't too quick meow whoa hi we're fine hello i hate what he did [Music] uh hey [Music] okay what's going on up here hey what's up i'm trying to play leave me alone tabby okay well i know my name now very very good i appreci you're playing um [Music] i should run this is one of those movements in horror movies where people don't run and instead i turn the lights out oh hello young lady i was just peeping a little yeah yeah i smelled blood and thought something may be wrong there's always something interesting going on here and you seem to be in a predicament there must be a way to stop these freak accidents be sure to check every room wouldn't want to miss anything sometimes the answer you need is not in plain sight run along now dear there's much to be done [Laughter] ah mommy wants milk oh [Music] don't die over spilled milk this game is this game is delightful i love this [Laughter] i don't have anything to say about that okay so maybe there was something about my room you know in the darkness and the darkness maybe i could go back to slip in the darkness is this one of those games where all my only objective is to die in every way possible i don't know what kind of life lesson that's teaching me but uh all right maybe i'll just watch tv for a bit i mean that seems kind of disastrous whatever that's happening seems like some kind of fire going on maybe the statue of liberty or maybe like a green zombie monster or something like that in the middle of the woods [Music] nope seems like nothing okay anyway um hey petunia oh hi what's your name i hate what he did and what i hate everything i hate mornings i hate what he did i hate myself i hate this room i hate these walls i hate everything i hate this house i hate mornings i hate what he did i hate my life this is horribly depressing ah that's much better all right later see hey where did the painting and dad go anywho just gonna get out of here oh it's locked huh front door no go okay yeah what happens if i talk to this oh oh what do i do with this what do i do with this nonsense well that didn't sound good oh this bear trap gonna fall on my head oh oh my face why did that happen oh okay well um well that's horrifying my goodness hello dying at first it hurt but i'm starting to not feel it i can't even tell what's real anymore i've woken up on the same day three times now yeah i don't think you're waking up dude i don't think you're waking up i'm just gonna say it straight up i don't think you're awake what happens if i run straight here nah it's still not working kitty is asleep kitty is very asleep okay so there's like water there i wonder if i can fix tab to cycle [Music] no no no mom wait mom no [Music] well now there's milk what good did that do what good did that do me it says tab to cycle but i don't know why tab cycle oh between pick up and open i get it okay i see hi mom i got a bowling ball careful with that that's your father's lucky ball all right ooh milk for the cat right but i already uh i already dumped it all okay well i certainly do not want to kill my sister i think is mom dead yet mom ma'am name i mean careful with that you got it mean please calm down tabby i know you're hungry it's almost sandwich time hang tight dear i'm making sandwiches oh all right maybe we can have frog legs for dinner all right okay i'll i'll leave you i'll leave you alone just gonna take the bowling ball nice sandwich what was that what just popped did something just pop oh right the bear trap oh right the bear trap right oh why is this picture upside down that's strange hey okay oh oh lucky what in the hell wha what are you doing you shadow monster what are you doing you dancing on my corpse what kind of douchebag move was that okay but there was something there about the ducky there was something about the ducky there there's definitely something going on with that okay so this is just a horror house where there's a million ways to die which is cool weirdly to say that is interesting i do like that about this game that is fascinating i gotta give it that what do i do with the ducky pro okay so it's got to be something where i need to throw the ducky ew throw no all right i will throw the ducky throw ha there's a physics in this game as a physics oh aren't you sweet you want a ducky you want a ducky what do i do with a goddamn ducky hey what do i do with the duck that's not yours is it must be the previous homeowners all right you have nothing else to say about this i'll give it to my sister hey sis you still in bed fling all right what the hell is that get it away from me uh no the duck what's wrong with the duck you want duck all right whatever find a loser i don't like my duck there's gotta be something to do with the duck right oh that's a new one you want duck [Music] all right no duck for you then oh i hope that's the noise that i make when i die just just like a real goofy sound yeah i want my death to be just hilarious you know i don't need any happiness to my death my doom you know all right so i've died in many ways in many places here but uh a few are still new what happens if i just wait around long enough and don't try to kill everybody all the carpet i don't trust the carpet carpet's no good oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh hi i have no interest in your disgusting bath toy will you hold me [Music] what about the bowling ball you like the bowling ball how about the bowling ball you want the bowling ball we've been here before haven't we will you hold me no i'm good i'm i'm okay oh good grandma grandma grandma oh boy that can't be good uh hello oh no you don't get away from me that's not good um never had that happen before to me all right let me get my oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god my god oh my god they're coming for me oh my god they're all coming for me oh my god oh my god hold me hold me hold me hold me oh my god no mom no i oh i'm dead two ways from i'm dead twice well great all right can you hold i want to hold you now could i hold you that'd be appreciated i'm just gonna go ahead and turn off all the lights i don't know what did the thing but man that carpet really wanted me and uh the shadow everything just really was all about me which i appreciate very nice makes me feel wanted but also uh go away so like no matter what there's a timer because mom's gonna get you no matter what you do and that's like i don't think there's any escaping that aha take some of that cat you want a bowling ball on your nog oh no no no i didn't mean it oh god no i'm horrible where am i oh no pick up what did i get what bucket oh i didn't know i had a menu i didn't know i had a minute oh yeah that's my head okay um hey how are you doing there well this is uh problematic hey kitty uh man this feels wrong oh i guess i just gotta get out of here quick quickity split huh okay no ye no not my head okay there is definitely a way to get around there with the axe my bear trap bear bear trap bear trap for the right put the rat in the trap and the rat's gonna be in the trap you put a bear trap on the ground right is gonna wear a bear trap for a hat sorry i channeled a little inner ethan there for a second bam bam pic pick up okay i got this i have cycle unlock cycle cycle it's right here you put it place it place it on the ground yeah get some mr bratman oh yeah come on oh you're so stupid do i need to finish you off yes swing swing thank you nice nice youtube and maybe you as well just in case you guys grow into something horrendous okay nothing else here okay so i have the axe that's very good um mama i'm doing this as a preventative maybe that wasn't the best idea maybe i didn't need to do that maybe i didn't need to do that maybe i didn't need to horribly murder my own family oh kitty oh my god my oh but no i needed oh no what have i done oh god no hold me hold me doll hold me i'm holding you i thought it'd be my doom help me oh no what have i done what have i done what have i done [Music] i'm sorry what was happening in the carpet something was happening in the carpet what was happening in the carpet what is this game where are there so many ways to die what if i give the kitty milk would it just give me the key maybe there's a way to not kill anybody because there's milk here right milk well god damn it you didn't want the milk how about some of this you got milk there oh well that's not exactly where the you know the but it's okay it's all right ah yeah uh you know what i'll leave you be i'm not gonna be very murderous here something tells me i only have a limited number of swangs so let me go fix the bucket i'm gonna try to save everybody maybe the lesson oh god wait mom uh mom watch out uh look out hello watch out i'm on a swing swung i'm not swinging at you just swing swanging [Music] oh i'm in hacker voice i'm in hi what did i get oh well ain't this delightful oh okay so there's definitely something down there i just have to pull the carpet somehow i don't know how got to be something rubber duckies for oh carpet oh girls i made sandwiches okay coming mom coming mom bringing my bowling ball hello hi mom thank you for the sandwiches i'm gonna eat it oh hey neighbor hi oh hi again hello again honey seems you're under the curse of this house i've seen dozens of families move in none of them were as cute as you though you're a strong young girl i'm sure you'll find a way out it's a shame about your sister she's been a bit depressed she needs her big sister now more than ever keep an eye on her make her feel safe protect her hop do it young lady uh-huh yeah sandwich for my sister oh uh you want a sandwich mom guess you won't be eating with me so rude oh okay uh i'll take the bucket i guess what was i supposed to okay put out the bush [Music] me ow i saved you i saved you oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god wait wait wait wait wait wait gun gun gun bam this game is hard so there is definitely a way to save everybody i just got to figure out what that is was snail snail snail snail snail hi oh a little girl and an adorable one at that my name is marty i'm a snail you smell like you're having a hard time would you like some help oh thank thank you thank thank you uh so oh the snail lets me run more oh okay well that's good i am much faster okay okay i hate snails more than hey father i'm gonna get you a sandwich you're gonna get a sandwich before you die don't oh god mom hurry with those sandwiches no no no i could not do that that's gonna kill you if he catches you with that uh wait uh uh sis sis wait sis wait sis sis wait sis i'm gonna shoot it before you get to it it's oh no wait sis please um [Music] you just stay right there turns out it's uh empathy okay gonna get her a sandwich she's gonna be fine hey sis hey you want sandwich there's nothing i hate more than sandwiches [Music] let's preemptively sploosh this oh god oh my god jesus you can't do that to me hey uh hey ma uh oh the fat house feeds on your family's pain daby don't let it get the best of you only you can stop this we're different from the others we can remember when it resets they forget use this to your advantage great hi mom tabby can you talk to snails tell them i need more wine howdy there partner your dad is coming home soon okay good well sister's dead and cat is not going to light on fire though you're still alive oh you're you're still okay well i should have killed you i guess um you don't do that to me hey my picture has a snail on the head that's nice that's real good um no thank you no thank you oh my god don't thank you no no no no no no no no no no oh god okay [Music] great man i'm i'm caffeinated by this game but it's clear that i'm missing some steps i could definitely figure out a way to stop the chandelier from falling that that's like gotta be my next step right wait you never liked my music go away tabby we'll die together okay now it's not falling maybe it was just a time thing maybe there's a way that oh what if i destroy the well that's not good i'll just wait here until we die together what is this by the way oh look at that oh do i okay no never mind well all right now i know how to get a bullet how about no how about definitely no how about stay away from me oh there's no way to get around that there's no way even with the snail there's no way okay so maybe there is something to do with like the shotgun and the blammo and the chandelier there's got to be a way right that seems like the solution unless it's just the ax swing but i don't think so out out it's like speedrunning tactics here hey bud starting to memorize this tune thank you got that get this okay is there not a way and it doesn't look like it the angle is not right can i just there's got to be a way oh i can break it oh no god damn it okay hi um you might notice it i sl i think that damn it i'm doomed i don't know how it's doomed but it's doomed oh oh well that can't be good oh i don't like daddy i don't like daddy oh oh i i don't like daddy oh god i don't like daddy oh oh oh oh this is where i would use the gun if i had a bullet bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang [Music] okay all right so there is definitely a way there's definitely a way to stop the chandelier from falling i just have to use my giganto brain which is massive by the way it's really big what if i just don't let her get to the piano what if i wait what if i sploosh her with water don't die yet hold on what what what oh i see you under there here just kill me because i think i did something wrong okay so i don't know if the game pauses entirely when you're talking to someone but if i just talk to her non-stop you know what i mean so just hold right there we're talking yeah see the cat's blinking so i'm assuming that means that everything's still good maybe maybe maybe no yes let me see if like i can run quick here and just pop my head in okay uh sandwiches are i'm just gonna hold here and let me run back in real quick and see if the progress is made ah damn it okay maybe i get oh my god oh my god no no no no no god damn you i guess i could have checked just if time was passing in my menu that probably would have been more indicative okay it's one oh it's 111 when i uh damn it it doesn't okay so is there something else to do like can i splash her with water because she doesn't seem to like that okay the bucket's full let me get the bucket hey take some of this god damn it i'm bucket filling crybaby not funny look at what i'm doing you see what i'm doing damn it oh whoops hey mom uh okay um well this is not ideal um huh okay look at this there's got to be a way to open this [Music] oh well that was easy okay i should have known that before hi you're probably fine hey what's going on there okay do i do something about you hello would you like a bucket i do use arrow keys to aim [Music] oh i can shoot time theory testing hey what's up sis uh i mean that's bad but that's good it is possible to save your sister and so long as i can do that i think i can end this episode with joy in my heart because i know that i did something to save them so i'm going to do that i'm going to do exactly that that's what i'm going to do snail's probably going to be mad at me because another witness of murder but whatever you know it is what it is things happen hey you wanna think we could take a break yeah okay cool cool cool yeah let's take a break bam grab that grab that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh did i put the bucket down oh god i did not put the bucket down oh my god oh my god oh my god please tell me this is going to save ma please tell me i was in time also what is the sound i'm hearing i'm hearing like clickety clacks a lot of clickety clacks going on not sure what that's about hey sis hey what's going on hey you see this oh man that sucks life is meaningless well this can't be happening no he's dead this can't be happening no i have nothing i have nothing i need to go oh wait wait wait wait wait wait oh oh my god oh my god oh my god okay um hey okay uh hold on hold on man don't slip and die on that oh boy well that didn't do anything well that actively didn't oh oh wait ma no okay ma you're good okay ah hey uh okay uh oh geez hey sis oh hold on this oh god i rans hey is this oh god where's this oh god oh i'm sorry you should watch out there's kind of a monster in the there's a monster in the turtle [Music] oh no oh oh oh oh god well i mean uh oh okay all right i'm gonna leave that one for there for now but this game is fascinating uh lots of stuff here happening here it's a mystery there's just so much going on but it's good if you guys want more of this let me know down in the comments below because this is very fascinating also what the hell have you been doing with your life why haven't you listened to distractible yet why haven't you listened to bob's fridge episode of distractible it's freaking hilarious it's really good worth your time if ever you listen to one that's the one link is in the description thank you everybody so much for watching and as always i will see you in the next video [Music] bye

Channel: Markiplier

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Length: 33min 52sec (2032 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 05 2021

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