Speedrunners: RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!

I've never used steam controller mode before but maybe this will make my controller work much it's working chicken oh I was I guess I don't have anything in a hot head that's who I was right yes that's right all right sure yeah okay I'm ready don't you actually have a skin in this game oh yeah well I don't have it right that's gone forever I have no idea did I join your game wid oh hey boy completely forgotten how to play so I know this sliding though and I know there's like a grappling hook and I used to be good at that hey we had so many more levels what happened to us oh wait do you guys have levels I don't have any levels no I don't have to select at random workshops oh okay see what happens okay into opponents Oh jack will have know how to play oh okay okay all right why is the rapid WASD okay there oh boy oh wow well the bot is gonna make us look really bad okay oh great all right guys none of my buttons swim oh [ __ ] what's slime why is that slide why would that be slide looks like why why yeah why is why slide oh what's that's not right no boy boots I don't know man I don't know how do I use an item oh god that's not it all right next game I'm gonna set up my controls again cuz man this is dead oh god oh god help okay I'm fine okay well the bot is making us look absolutely terrible yeah you guys could leave the starting line oh boy press y to save this replay yes please okay I'm gonna go change my controls real quick to configure controller please either enable the steam overlay or use this option or what I don't want steam do you have to do that can't change controller without oh I have controller configuration as an available option all right how do I enter big picture mode all right good thanks didn't really configure the [ __ ] out of these controls huh rolls I hate I got a turn on the other leg I'm sorry what was that I hate yeah that's it that's it that's all I said oh okay now if I click on this it just doesn't do anything are you kidding me what let me configure my control mark I don't know if we have time for this man what are you doing Marcus is an invite Marcus is a play mark I think Wade sent you an invite oh wait I got it okay here we go all right Marcus it's an invite hang on you you're gonna you're gonna like this wait you're gonna laughs are we gonna have yeah did you get the invite mark what in the world double check that invite mark mark do you resubmit invite another invite mark I send you another invite I've fixed it I've fixed it it's like something invite I'm just gonna go random workshop [ __ ] all right that button is grayed out for me I don't know man I don't know man that's that's not the button I set that to what are you doing no no business that's not that right all right whatever I'll deal with it it's okay I'm in the lead are you though yeah yeah it's all good yeah oh [ __ ] oh god oh god no don't do it like this don't do me like this okay I've got this yeah yeah yeah I remember you Oh how do we boost am i boost doesn't seem to be working was there a boost button yeah if you get loose I don't know man what's the boost blood I think it's right trigger by default but I'm not a hundred triggers how I moved in general what's why no what what what I didn't move till I pressed right trigger what'd you guys do move I don't know [ __ ] I just push right here's a controller right with joysticks are you familiar with joysticks guys wait guys oh no that's dance I have no idea what boost is I think I know I'm going I'm dying that's not the buttons or something I don't know I don't understand I have no idea this is just messing with my brain I've got I've got like repeat buttons all across my controller I know ice it's all broken left bumpers boost for me for some [ __ ] reason oh yeah mine too oh boy oh boy I'm out of boots you [ __ ] dicks wait what Oh scary wait mark what what I'm sorry I can't do that wait oh yeah oh yeah this is the wrong way oh yeah not today no I can't wait now can't your master yeah Java master barely losing oh my god dad yes you master knitting shuffle oh no that's not the button that's not about what foot and slide that's not the button god damn it I still won I don't even know what button climb is I've learned it now but it's not intuitive like I designed it to be what is happening Oh God that's what you get for being you I don't know where we're going where are we going Oh God oh no I'm dancing why do I dance why is that button dance chit chit chit no God stop down it's either savant or - it's one or the other and it keeps changing god I got it okay I need to figure out which one of these what's taunt what's okay is this taunt that's not ton this is boost now it wasn't boost just before it's a trap Jason be clocked for your life wait or just let the bot kill itself I did I did that one that's fine wait you did a good job oh oh god wait which way am I going which way am I going I don't know it's way which ways which ways right oh wait [ __ ] it's just a [ __ ] trap Oh guys I died all right good I'm happy you're good I had a point I'm happy oh no net pull a dinghy is real ope stop doing that oh god oh god no no no no no I'm not like this how do how do you how do you what No [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no no I get so confused by that source what you she's eating about Oh guys wait okay you die you die no you die you're not supposed to be [Music] just hang on wait yeah it's gonna happen Oh God Oh what I don't know man yes yes but just wait what's that ow just wait what's up wait a minute what talking why my taunting don't like you've won you got a point you got to what we went away we'll win you got points points are better than winning [Applause] [Laughter] you still have a chance why are you in last place well cuz you won what suck boxes [ __ ] Oh God why do I talk why do I talk I just taught at random times I mean [Laughter] good Wow why in god's name did all of my buttons get re re swagger thy buttons are fine I still don't know what taunted my buttons are so ruined yeah hang on let me see this what oh wait I'm not ready what are you guys doing dicks god dammit the UP button is taut I'm using the directional pad so up is taunt [Laughter] [Music] that helped you know just cuz you're dressed like a chicken doesn't mean you need to actually sound like a chicken oh boy oh you really got me wait I have a chance alright you [ __ ] does that mean I'm feeling a mite on balls stop with the boxes chicken Bob what that's not good no no not like this who put a box at the bottom of the goddamn Pig nothing like this no you won't so I'll see you Osama I'm seeing you right now oh yeah I'm seeing you don't do it don't do it don't do it no wait wait okay that guy works hey uh-oh that's it what oh wait last time alright guys I'm back in it you guys get ready for a I got an idea here I got the strats oh you figured are you laughing but watch this super speed see I got that I got the moves oh yeah yeah what of it Oh God oh yeah I'm so into myself oh yeah we don't balls for good what what what's up more boxes there apparently don't you dare oh god you're welcome let's talk about this wait let's talk about this don't you holy [ __ ] ways a master no he's not a master he's an amateur alternate God training ultimate god oh wait wait what um what here I go I guess alright come on got him right there the boss doesn't seem to be able to do it either Wade or Bob jump up here I'm gonna grapple out of here ha I know there you go no I tried to grapple you well now what how the hell do but it's just another what they're like some advanced technique that speed run always no I know what to do this I got a guy that's right here it's right there okay I'm gonna open the door come back what what's up I open the door for you alright it's a teamwork one well I think the AI is done that's fine oh oh oh dear what the hell oh I see yeah yeah ha ha [ __ ] did you get it oh I can force surf maybe hang on wait so this oh I see if you guys see it oh I see it Oh I jumped over it Jesus what Oh No hey Mark yeah yeah mark help I can't [ __ ] I don't like this I can't help what are you doing I think it's any smaller than that well so Bob won one round I guess that means you won I am the champion how do I get out exit there we go okay all right we're doing great guys oh cool man it's really working I can't be hothead cuz the bot is hot oh well ro here it's fine it's fine it's fine we had lucky I'll be the normal guy there okay all right why do I have nothing unlocked I thought I had everything I thought they like should all have it was like you've never played this game before yeah it said the same to me hey it's us oh [ __ ] no wait hang on don't do that what leave leave me behind way this is just a regular map I though yeah they'd reskin dit I remember this one whoa okay well [ __ ] down what would you say if you wanna [ __ ] down come on I think he does well that's the man you guys are really swinging ever [ __ ] man it's [ __ ] anywhere will do don't worry I'm coming for you oh sure there's nothing to worry about here no no no not like this Oh Marc oh missile oh god stop oh man so weigh the [ __ ] no it's the way the cookie crumbles oh yeah it seems to be boxes Oh turns out it was boxes the whole time why am i moving in slow motion maybe maybe you need to get good maybe you need to get good good man [ __ ] listen mark don't you're really doing ahead don't do it don't do it please don't get too far away from me and I won't help you do it where am I going where am I going yeah talk about yes [ __ ] you no no don't you you won't know balls uh-huh no thank you oh that didn't really help me hey that's what you get that's what you get god yeah you guys yeah wait hey come on now yeah what of it what of it what I'm one of it one of it wait that's really [ __ ] rude yeah it was kind of a dick move mark please do it do it - do what forgot you scary guys how are you gone my bro oh it's gone oops the nightclub oh wait out here spamming all this [ __ ] booze straight all blowing his boost load yeah so let's tone it down a little bit let's toner now we I remember there's a way to like stay up in the air like this entire path have you do it right oh no okay I win by default oh wait ice beam me [ __ ] that's my bed oh not this no no no I like this no not like this not like this it's coming for you baby it's coming for you Oh God Oh skill we damn it know been a lot of fun and games but uh time to put the baby oh [ __ ] No don't put the [ __ ] big you you laugh yeah you laugh yeah you laugh okay [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] no I don't know where I'm going I don't know what that does I have a oh I thought I was not myself for being you no no no no no we're not good that part all right okay all right wait where are we going wait wait wait I'm going on here wait a minute this is the play wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute yeah oh wait this is a play well you guys do play yep yeah that's the one no no I did I did the thing thank you for giving me okay okay okay you see this why what like now now that we do that Bob [ __ ] wait stop okay it's alright what's up there is fine there's something up there nothing there we go okay wait stop look even know alright wait you soon you gonna get the boxes that was this your own don't lose to the bots why would I lose to the bar BOTS look at me why would you want that Wade nothing I said please don't I'm going back for an item baby no mark we're on the same team here hang on ways this the funnel I don't know this is luck how do you I don't know wait you can do it why would you want wait why wait cuz they're gonna win if you get this one and I'm rockin yourself uh-huh oh I never hit that no bow boy that's not what I wanted either go go climb climb run climb flee Wade you got it Wade yeah don't do it don't I said don't I know but like why wouldn't I I don't like that voice that's your Carol Channing I forgot about that yeah you don't remember do that in like one move that doesn't make any sense huh what your foot oh all right where the [ __ ] are we this is the right way don't worry about it oh no there's a sliding [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] oh yeah we all want one we're all tired we're all equally good at this great litoris buddy clitoris what my clitoris season he got me again Mike thank you for the bits I was trying to read fast oh look there's a lot of boxes I'm sommore boxer listen guys you guys are sassing me up pretty good but I'm gonna do a maneuver you're gonna you're gonna watch this and you're gonna love it oh boy I'm really saw him really back here did you love it did you love it oh god I I used to be better about boxes I swear oh no wait hang on don't do that chickens a real [ __ ] slide oh my god mark oh yeah you sure did yeah yeah yeah yeah sure did hey wait how's it going I don't like that chicken guy was chicken I think he's a swell dude wait I forgot who I was no not like this guys please have mercy on my soul guys I think we should kill that chicken what's wrong the chicken I know it's delicious I love chicken how do too I eat my own kind I said it hold on mark every way what you get that's we good oh that would have been scary Bob would have been scary didn't even come anywhere near me Bobby are you made it oh box he is he's deafened - awesome in fact I don't if he's actually put bah bah alright just you and me Wade chicken man alright that's all I needed to hear see ya boxed me - no no no no no no no you will die oh thanks for taking that for me Bob why do you get to grapples I don't know why didn't you that's what you get like pop like me when he comes back hey Mark you want to slow the [ __ ] down for a second nope [Laughter] are you done with the chicken I say we daisy chain with daisy chain will wade all the way back to the beginning all right oh why no fireball wait thank you oh god yeah I'm never gonna play with now jump do it does it do it - Joe oh there's a lot of boxes up here yeah thanks for clear those out for me bark bark bark bark what is that not even like it didn't even faze you okay really oh wait yeah I literally immunity you're doing that look this your you're ruining the integrity of this stream so I've been a jerk that's not telling me you're clearly causing some repressed chicken related memories Bob in a chicken chicken I don't know man what no problem well we shouldn't start rumors but maybe maybe murmur Sibel woman hey Bob hey Bob whoa I thought I dodged it because it doesn't matter in everybody kind of worked out for us all right all right okay all right lucky wee man wee man what are you talking wee man nothing mark please did all the boxes I will create more hate all the boxes on the box come on yeah I heard that guys how about the risk of ending up in the spikes oh no no that goes oh I'm going for it no I didn't go for it all right at least mark didn't win this one that's well the bots gonna win cuz I can't [ __ ] do it oh no god what happened to me Todd [ __ ] no I'm [ __ ] dead no you don't know that jump through the gap hey I did it might not have been the best advice oh hey right here no listen stop complaining and start running that's today with the game speed one is speed Juana's wanna know why does it not knock you out what is I jumped what that doesn't make any sense it's so excuse oh my god okay well alright alright okay alright oh yeah you guys wanna keep going now which is this a New Game+ 15 all right there was no need for sass I was all right fine you know what you know what fine it's fine it is what it is and it's fine guys wait I didn't get any boosts wait hang on oh god dang it well that's not the way to go [ __ ] me Aaron oh [ __ ] okay Oh No why did I follow you idiot are we up here made it nailed it I'm so good watch this it's just a stupid computer oh nice boo skip it's just the legendary speed run boost skip all right the stick move oh he didn't want those items did you shush shush I [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] dead that's what I am that was embarrassing yeah yeah real and bleh losing no no why me why me I hate versus would who did it ah no names oh it's Wade that it's wait I'm just gonna assume it's Wade whoa nice nice nice nice nice huh I mean I guess all right I haven't done this right yet I didn't do it right but that's closer the same yeah [ __ ] you oh don't give a satisfied sigh oh my god yeah I'm gonna dip into it's just so peaceful look no chickens just us it's just us together playing get out playing games see it's fun when friends play games together it's hell but when when you just stream by yourself solo streams all the time it's it's good news for good people there we go ah that's the good stuff well congratulations I got one thing to say [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

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Rating: 4.9562216 out of 5

Keywords: speedrunners, markiplier, speedrunners gameplay, speedrunners markiplier, gameplay, gaming, racing, hothead, muyskerm, lordminion777, collab, funny moments, laughing, friends, coop, co-op

Id: E_0CrxTYWWo

Length: 37min 16sec (2236 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 14 2019