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wait we beat this desert way what the hell what Wade I don't know man I'll just calm down what did we find it aha see you look we're right here okay all right yeah we'll take it there's lava here I already hate this I don't think I'm not gonna rock it out oh god they shoot things why do they shoot when do they shoot they just shoot at random oh we don't want to exit here right cuz there's a button down there what but the excess like right here but down there there's a button down to the left with an exclamation point you see the bottom middle why would we want to go down there to get that button why would we care about a button thread this needle here nope nope nope I'm just gonna be the one that waits here by the exit I don't actually definitely exit wait seems to know why wait why do you know how do you know well it's got oh god last time we're playing you were just like blindly going irregardless of turn rhyme or reason like wait wait please what you're gonna kill me there's no it's fine all you gotta do is pop yeah watch this Bob wow you did it too wait wait wait wait I can do it [Laughter] excuse me excuse me genius coming through watch this like there's a way out okay wait your turn wait your turn [Laughter] [ __ ] okay that's hard I think the secret is you gotta go ha ha there's no reason to hesitate just go I did it yes hey dishes you want me to leave no no no no no no no we got that bottom boy I don't know you guys know there was a point all right there had to be one there had to be a point but I don't know what it was wait is that it's not a thing you can pull down by where I'm standing or is that just a light it's just a light don't light don't be like go back no no right this time that's how we do it that's how we do it there's a slammer there is a danger I made that first try you didn't even have to deal with the Smasher I had to deal with the Smasher wait I jumped on your head could you talk mean necessarily all right man oh no oh no a lot of spikes [Laughter] easily what are you talking about the spike keys on the right we're Bob Zack spikes over there [ __ ] and you gotta jump over my head no not those spikes the other the other ones mark you're so laggy yeah I'm really executing this perfectly I don't know I don't know you're saying we're like inside the spikes and all kinds of [ __ ] oh and maybe that thing floating and gasp every sword I'm just playing this with you guys why all right so mark how do you do that part you got over it and I want to stay here just to feel a little sense of accomplishment for a minute god damn my fault your fault nowhere shitty reasoning is that wait okay how the [ __ ] did you actually liked it why did I do that I won't do that yes when you're on that wall you gotta you gotta let go without jumping because you deserve it with what you do is you wait mark please okay I wait til I'm not gonna jump on you I'm better than that oh [ __ ] it's a very narrow it's really easy just run and then dive at the end you don't have to trigger it like that it's fine everything's fine everything so I don't get me what are you do you're like a gorilla just slamming buttons on your kind of gorilla screams goddamn [ __ ] it's not that bad you just let go and then jump at the bottom you just let go and jump no you have to - no no no you just let go from the wall and jump but you don't quickly after yet there's no dashing oh [ __ ] okay wait this part that I'm getting - maybe I pushed a button what did it do shortcut I did it for you guys well you haven't even tried it what are you what do you complete Oh what are you complaining about no one would touch you God [ __ ] that wasn't even on purpose I mean now I get to go to the shore cut my trap wait here conveyer and hope you're the one who complains about all the anarchy no I'm not complaining about anarchy I'm complaining outweighed which I might be the same thing but I haven't decided there we go I'm chaotic no [ __ ] I'm bad are you just push right off the wall and then join that's it wait you [ __ ] [ __ ] made it ok [ __ ] Oh baby so the exits to the left so you just [ __ ] out here you guys want to keep trying no no I don't wait I'm really don't I don't have an opinion on this matter alright well Stan she did it wait ok you can finish now sammich at sad weight is like the boulder in Indiana that's about right Oh baby there's a level in the original blade trap wait yeah respawn down here Oh fire fire the fire [ __ ] oh my god Oh God Canon's what did I do where am i button wait what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay this is a coin slot but that we don't have any coins yet unless there was a coin already you know I know you hear about that stuff the coin is at the coin at the top left it's way their coin here telling three people here is a hindrance right I think one of you should leave okay I have an idea you guys are idiots no you're you're you're you're an idiot I almost ha guys I picked out their way stupid I've been up there okay all right I got I know how do I know wait why all right so now we just need to go to the cornhole just let me do my thing I know how to go to the hole - you're not special I know how also there's cannons [ __ ] wait there's another way there's another way there's a no the other way yeah there's another true path I am the true all the true mark how'd you get there okay where did I go oh I don't know at the end we didn't even go in the top right area no no no distraction mechanism Mexican channel whatever works well I am confused hey we did it because there were two exits from that one side like a special oh yeah we unlocked a super easy level oh dear oh cool I love lasers are those guns you think nah I got this got it I got it I don't know oh wait what's happen oh yeah I know it's happening I'm a genius guys so smart see you nerds what'd you do in your life women wait open a shortcut for us I got a respawn for me but open it for you I don't know what to do mark where's the respawn thing down below right bluey hey Bob I don't get past this you have to jump up on the wall hello and then double jump and then double jump and then - I did it wait it's clearly easy double jump you get a second jump in the air what do you mean how do you double jump do this I have no idea there's not enough space to jump cool jump wait no yeah so let me see what's over here first whoops [ __ ] what is your what is your button do mark there's a move that it moves that moves the elevator because you you hit the laser that was very clearly right next to you the the one right in front of you that don't for the love of God don't well at least we've done here it mark there's a button up here yeah you didn't stay on hey Mark you wanna uh oh my god you wanna send me bud no one needs to be sent wait wait I got this wait you don't got anything no wait I'm not gonna let you ruin this for us God [ __ ] wait you go push the button that you push the [ __ ] button I like how there's this nice teaching you know with this laser like there's a teaching moment of the laser up in the beginning and then and then wait just five minutes completely how do we get past this you have to you have to go out from under it when it's over us I guess I honestly I think just from this if we're gonna jump up wait well alright I'll push the button that was I believe you [ __ ] that up guys there you go alright so I'm over here I pushed it oh [ __ ] I can't get back okay is it smarty pants you open your app needs to respect wait can you push the button damn it I'll go push the button I'll get it guys don't worry mr. muscle neck is gonna save all your butts alright we have to all go at the same time then right and I'll just be up here oh yeah nice nice guys all right so you that buttons push so no one's no one triple laser you got this way whatever you're about to do you got it yeah I'm not sure do you have to go to that all right perfect I was trying to something under us you see it you see it I see it I see it but I don't know how that helps us here so I'll trigger it you go back wait what you just hit up you just hit a laser did I yeah [ __ ] all right I hit it well better than that wait is it lower did this get lower no yeah oh the thing got lower oh I see I see is it an ani blast me who's gifting a hundred subs what the [ __ ] and why are they not to me mark we all need we know you need the money how the balls do we get out of here I'm less worried about the subs although that does concern me still wait can we put the crystal in the top middle no no we have it so I think we just leave I don't know if you guys really want to blow minds that cash the charity or to me but charity would be better charity like Wade yeah Wade have you seen his hammer I'm gonna buy more ovens guys marques enough I don't know man I think we've done that before that can't be right maybe the lavas the exit yeah Baba's not the exit guys I'm at this button again and see everything different happens hey that was pretty good that left-hand wall you can't walk through the wall over there right that way oh no I need night rooms over there what happens wait what happens if I push the top button if I can [ __ ] just lowers this one thing I think we just leave wait wait why did you just disconnect leave you stupid fool yep you didn't hit world did you a dropout exits of Maine he exited this session oh my god I'm in charge now we're on the world map now okay I got a bad feeling that it didn't register us as completing that level zero it's a zero zero dead still crystal here no there's no crystal okay we're good all right don't exit to Maine no yeah we all know that be a ridiculous Reno yeah God me first oops yeah I don't know I did quit existing everywhere you're on the screen do you not see it I see me now few moments of peace down here before you [ __ ] and ruin ah [ __ ] oh thank god I don't know I don't know it's not back it's it's gray it's [ __ ] bad gray before wasn't knows gold for me now it's great for me okay you good Oh like [ __ ] wizards well I died so I guess mutton not a very good wizard I made it okay guys watch what wait hang on what's up here I got a little eyeball thing oh there's a little eyeball up there do you see it yeah I do see it did Wade die and worse wait I'm alive why do you watch muck or do you not hit the bass hit the bounce I hit it so good oh my god what the how bouncy these bouncers are oh not very okay did you see that no I didn't I stood on the ground next to the balance fell oh [ __ ] you just walked home you just walked right that's all you do you walk right not then you [ __ ] genius now time it the first saw is gonna be around the top so you want to start walking forward when that says if you just walk right away that's easy [ __ ] out got it you got it we believe and this all right so from here I walk to the row no one down when you go to the next ledge down when that wonderful first saw is at the top just walk right [Laughter] we went through god that's a joke we can't tell right no not funny wait I'm not the controller anymore we need to restart the love okay you know what I don't know how to make you in head charge things so just shut up don't know how Macon had you charged don't know how [ __ ] any AXI [ __ ] go forward you got it there's a cannon let me get to the next one okay [Laughter] you lost your chance barely oh god oh god oh god I felt that on my hair I think I'm fine if I stand there's a Ledge directly below you all you got to do is drop on it there you go I'm gonna stand am i fine am i fine random chance would have had you in there by now we have to go left and right in this video in this level right you don't know that Tigers no one has said swagger in six years oh man I almost just ate those bikes like a douche bag for me so doesn't shoot me in the balls I gotta get over there first it's a bit of a road it's okay you know I'm just timing it out for some reason I'm not timing out my my - sorry - just properly it's my turn next wait right it's my turn now oh do you have to crouch here I think yes you do I scientifically determined that you have to crouch [Laughter] this is quickly too difficult for us it's really easy this is nothing compared to the hardest ones we've done before so this should be a cakewalk right why is my - jump not working you you you using me against me you don't have to - jump man it's fine why would you go why are you not dead that's my question Oh Punk shoulda waited for your turn oh oh oh and you were gone what do you mean wait advisor don't speak to me that this phone mister oh I'm [ __ ] I can't my dad jump just doesn't work anymore oh [ __ ] my dad shop was working at the wrong time have to - my just saying come on man yeah whatever whatever you know I just want it to be consistent and it's not Oh goodbye okay I'm gonna make you guys here we go sweet Bhutan alright okay alright here we go yeah oh that's not a sweet Bhutan no hey guys hey it's not it's not sorry sorry sorry your turn you can do it oh [ __ ] I got this pretty sure mark is our only hope come back down here and start over are they joking with this alright you have to jump up you have to use your dash - no mark the - nice nice nice nice nice Oh God I can do this I can do [ __ ] I will murder you wait your turn wait to do it you touched me you're damn right I did no why does it not work how many times I had to coach you don't need to - that one mom you know I'm just saying I want it to be consistent all I want oh that was bad boy oh that was a bad boy how's it bad but we okay I didn't make it on a normal jump there Bob you know I wanna watch dashing this ever look normal you're dropping off you're dropping yeah well that's not a swear I swear I swear I swear [Laughter] wait your turn go mark oh yeah oh [ __ ] I didn't have to dad god this guy's just just buff look you were honestly our only actual hope I can do this I swear to God I can do this I'm gonna wait you tournament I am our only hope you heard it straight from Bob new one holy [ __ ] how'd you do that I don't know man I don't know I don't ask you don't say did you see that [ __ ] what your turn wait for more I will I swear to God watch this [ __ ] mark watch this that was good man oh I can do this I can do this [Laughter] Wow okay there's gonna be the one go yeah [Music] mark did you see that look at me I did Oh God the only one who walks I can't get out of here because you guys are here [Laughter] why did you even do that oh god mark you're wizard I know ciao [ __ ] no one else has been here before mark look at me yeah yeah don't do it wait oh wait oh god okay no oh my god mark what the [ __ ] I swear I'm back here now you're right okay alright what I gotta do is not fall down what oh do I could you climb that rope down no no you can't and I wouldn't come back anyway I'm climb the rope climb the rope that'll do it with it would this make it I don't think that would this make it the platform holding the rope right no it's not platform that's where I died last time oh it is wait oh it wasn't before okay whatever this bow god oh my god oh what the [ __ ] mark I swear guys I swear you guys I can't even get past this first [ __ ] show what do you want an easy mode oh [ __ ] no though I give up thanks I give up no don't go I went between them wait school ready you're trying to kill me well I'm practicing my jumps you're trying to kill me I was absolutely trying to kill you Oh pop burned me twice what I do here you slide whoa okay I got I got a hop it it's it's just a little ease the slide better but yeah it's a little tight you are trying you're trying no I'm trying to make it you're not you you haven't tried in it like [ __ ] you haven't you guys haven't tried it in like minutes I've been trying I'm not good I don't know you want bob has tried Wade you you're you're worse than the spikes you you you're the ultimate obstacle in this game to follow you around wait are you actually trying to do it right now Jesus what are you doing nothing Tory we'd go for it I have a solution to this problem Marco thank you so you are the final boss of this game [Laughter] god damn it oh [ __ ] that's hard yeah you worried the spikes there Dale have you not been able to do this first maneuver it's like you how have you gotten oh wait you haven't gotten this far in the game how many levels have you actually completed wait wait how do I constantly get roped into doing just duo's you and me after the stream ends Bob's like out of here you know I beat two of them my your power gaming buddy is that all I am to you oh my god it's all learning oh I'm glad I took you with me wait am I just you're like level up buddy I just here to make you look like you're stronger and better game so that while you play with me after the stream no you just what you want me here so you couldn't feel like you're really good compared to me that well yes goddamn it wait you [ __ ] double with some what are you doing wait what are you thank you mark please God I do the thing if I get through this it's just and you see the other hell waiting I do see that mats are good there's probably a seeker with it right fireball guys just [ __ ] there all right guys I'm gonna get this I'm gonna get this oh hey Chris don't make me laugh okay what in the fresh hell oh my place all right looks complicated you just go all the way to the right you slide down that wall then you over you jump and slide oh that's true isn't it you fall you jump you - you slide down that wall you fall jump - real easy man just like that you know I don't think that's right I have to judge it because I'm a good coach doesn't mean I'm a player what I have to do is I have to get to this wall the overhang that's blocking the exit there I have to touch that drop off of a jump holy [ __ ] okay all right here we go no I need to I need to jump off from the very beginning [ __ ] I died that was I'm here now so we're getting closer yeah all right you got that I swear wait this is why don't come back to Ohio this is why forth it Wow mark your wizard your wizard be a wizard be a wizard okay I've got that down oh that's impossible those are too fast how the [ __ ] hey guys wait I found the exit no no wait wait wait I did it I got I can do this I'm honestly very close so just I I can do this you guys need to believe in me if you're not believing in me I'm never I'm never gonna I appear I'm like Santa I don't forget that for years man but ever actually believed and yet you've some health manage time mark let's party [ __ ] with the stupid me in the leg oh [ __ ] me in the leg - my leg needs lovin oh touch my kneecap Oh God dang it I need my knee please I might have the solution it's not any easier my buttons don't work bark-bark bark-bark-bark yeah yeah yeah uh-huh I'm having trouble wall jumping I'm getting like a lot of lag spikes when I'm doing a lot of inputs not that I'm good at this but I feel like lag is also impacting my ability to like do stuff what I have to do I think is jump - touch the very lip of that wall drop immediately before the spike gets to me and then pray that I make that last jump oh oh [ __ ] my human jeez my god did you just figure out something yeah I did it's it's easier than I thought I don't have flow I don't have to do the craziness guys I need everybody to believe in me believe in me harder I believe for a price that's a little little more than I was hoping okay 15 you talked me into it alright your tough negotiator 12 5 this is so important come on come on I even [ __ ] your uncle for an extra 10 bucks uncle Somaly calm no jokes no jokes okay no I'm serious time Wade anymore no okay all right no it's too fast it's so fast huh oh oh sorry Bob oh god please no oh oh I've never been in here before Hey doing good Bob ah [ __ ] well now I don't know how to do this I'm gonna just stay out of the way it's just it's just timing like it's there's the thing I'm not very good at it's not a complicated thing wait your turn mark okay oh jesus ow No yeah it's it's just a slow timing thing mark how's it going is not mmm I wouldn't do anything to you man calm down unless you were sleeping right guys is that a reference to something mark mark mark mark he's our man if he can't pay me who will do you need to do you need to slide down the left wall and my lower so that you have more time before the spikes no you won't make the distance that's why I tried the first time it's it's just really I think it's just really up well [ __ ] it's just a really precise gap it's probably a very simple pattern it's just like nailing the timing of it cuz it looks intimidating I don't think it's that bad I just don't know what it is in and trial and error it's so far out it's at the end of the level I can't trial and [ __ ] you like stomped on me or something I didn't I didn't - left booth one stop right foot again I swear he's just like a soundboard any he says just some random quote from from a reference like 15 years ago after this can we play something I'm less bad at yeah like uno or something there's no skill involved and I'm just loose but I feel like it's not my fault oh my god I can't do the saws anymore oh god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh okay don't look at me during all right now instead of swearing I have some prepared responses that I'm gonna be able to sound bored at you so it'll be it'll be less negative I'm gonna be a positive boy from I did it hooray now on that's just I'm glad we're playing this oh yeah it's so fun you can kill me before you move on you just do like a stop away to this to move on I'm already beyond you come back I've ascended that yeah I know I didn't mean to that guys will be back but that's it that's all it takes I can do it I can do it hey it's all it takes oh god this is how you do it guys I said this is the way I knew it simply knows I knew it was more simple than I thought it's not exactly what I told you should do like the beginning and then jump there you're like wait so I sound like you don't want to get themselves in the chat mark please my dear friend just a little bit of porridge and you were like oh I'm not gonna tell you anything ever listen to you wait jumping your soundboard mark mark homie my main man you know of all the things do you say I think homie my main man is my favorite one of them does that date me does it make me sound old off oh god I didn't get the timing of the fireball are you waiting it I'm machine-learning right now yeah me too but eventually I'll learn the tactic that works for this so alright you know what to do oh I know what to do [Music] alright guys were for through this level good work we do that one again there was a coin in a level we didn't guys oh my god world six no no no no bikes no guys why are you wait stop this is how you always are you're like you don't try the whole level enjoy Oracle let's go come on it's time to go get back on the horse failures and what keeps you sound like to you yes of course it is guys do you actually do just walk on to it and then what oh man you really yeah those spikes sucks your donkey dong I will always be too my breasts are small and humble all right I think marks right I think marks right I think marks right I think marks right I'm yeah that's enough for me [Music] [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 2,622,019

Rating: 4.959785 out of 5

Keywords: markiplier, bloody trapland 2, bloody trapland markiplier, rage game, hard game, challenge game, impossible game, skill game, raging at games, multiplayer, collab, muyskerm, lordminion777, gaming, gameplay, video games

Id: BYKaHUu3WnM

Length: 45min 54sec (2754 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 16 2019