SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Missing Wife!

Bo why was this wet microphone in the toilet Karen that's not a microphone it's a toilet brush speaking to the my Bo they can't hear you Karen get that out of my face it smells like poop wait you said it's a brush let me brush your hair get that away from me it's wet from all the piss water it's a toilet brush you use it to clean toilets why wouldn't you just flush Bo well you use it after you flush in case there's leftovers ew what do I do with it now I don't know throw it away at this point oh yeah that's just great that's great Karen you know sometimes I think my life would be better without you you don't mean that Bo yes I do look how fast I'm nodding that's how much I mean it what the hell is [Music] that shut up what the hell was that was that a flashbang wait wait they just kidna at my wife oh my God what am I going to do wo yeah shake those knockers let me motorboat this is the best day [Music] ever oh man hoes that was great well I guess I should probably call the cops and report my wife kidnapped i m you called the cops yeah guy what's going on somebody kidnapped my wife your wife yeah we were just sitting on the couch minding our own business and I was telling her how much happier I would be without and then all of a sudden these two random guys broke in and they threw a flashbang at us and they kidnapped her and then I went to the strip club to grieve well why didn't you call us first well you know I had to go to the strip club you know to grieve wait a minute gu didn't you take out a huge life insurance policy on your wife just a few days ago well yeah but that's because she got in her third car accident and I figured hey if she's going to die I might as well make some money off of it well you know mate that does sound suspicious what no no no you guys don't actually think I hired somebody to kill my wife just because I told her I would be happier without her and I took out a big life insurance policy on her and I went to the strip club to celebrate I I mean grieve all right M put your hands behind you back no no come on I didn't even do anything well let the judge decide that guy oh come on this is so bogus order order order order I am the honorable Judge poer and today we will be hearing the case of Brooklyn guy who is being accused of arranging the kidnapping of his own wife but first I'd like to thank our courtroom sponsor for today Dragon City yes that's right today's trial is sponsored because our federal funding is quite limited so everybody please direct your attention to the TV on the wall so we can watch an ad by Dragon City hey there Dragon Masters I'm back with more Tales from Dragon City just wait till I tell you what's new in the dragon realm my dragon Empire has grown massively we're not just talking about a few dragons here and there we're talking a full-blown Dynasty and the Dragon City roster is constantly adding unique creatures it's like every time I log in there's a new Dragon waiting to join the Cody Kingdom 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you'll get a special bundle with 15,000 food 30,000 gold and the legendary Neo isumi Dragon to kick off your journey with a bang go build your own dragon Empire now thank you Dragon City so we can proceed with the case so did you kill your wife or what no your honor I would never do anything bad to my wife I mean yeah there are some days I wish it was legal for me to hit her and there are some days I want to suffocate her with a pillow on her sleep the sweet feeling of her gasping last breath as she dies would be the greatest feeling in the world but every husband feels that way about their wife sometimes right H yes I can agree my wife can get on my nerves sometimes too but I'm a little confused though when you realize your wife had been kidnapped you went to the strip club why didn't you call 911 oh well I thought ever kidnapped my wife would probably bring her back after 5 minutes cuz she's annoying as hell also there was this stripper I've always wanted to p and I thought this would be my only chance to go to the strip club without my wife calling me asking me where I was well it's just a little suspicious that you didn't call the police it's almost like you were celebrating that your wife had been kidnapped oh come on your honor I would never celebrate anything bad happening to my wife you can ask anybody they'll tell you I love her like sim Simmons don't I love my wife no wa don't don't listen to Simmons he doesn't know what he's talking about ask anybody else all right then let's ask your daughter Penelope would you say your father hates his wife would he ever cause harm to her oh my dad hates her he always says she's annoying and he's always being mean to her my dad likes to play Grand Theft Auto and run over women with a car and he pretends it's his wife he would definitely hire someone to kill her I see oh come on nuh-uh your honor I plead nuh-uh look if you just give me a chance to clear my name I promise I will do that H okay I'll tell you what I give you 12 hours to prove you Innocent but if you can't prove you didn't do this I will bang this Gil so hard and sentence you to the electric chair deal your honor out of my way Marvin I want to get my nails done baby we're puppets we don't have nails oh man hey guys you just walk into our house without asking or ringing the doorbell yeah it's really important I'm in a lot of trouble what's going on well my wife get kidnapped oh no but your wife got kidnapped who would do that I don't know but the worst part is everybody thinks I did it now I have 12 hours to prove my innocence or I'm going to get the electric chair what evidence do they have that you did do it well none really but I mean hey we need a problem right okay so who do you think would kidnap your wife who would want her I don't know I don't know who would want her I don't even want her I guess that's why I'm the prime suspect I don't think anybody hates my wife more than I do hell maybe I did do it and I just don't remember H did you do it no no no no I couldn't have done it well is there anyone that hates you and is trying to frame you hates me me I'm Brooklyn tea guy I carry these videos look at any top 10 list I guarantee I'm number one and if I'm Number Two it's right after this bozo like come on look at him I mean I carry those videos no nobody hates me where am I on the list oh you're not even top 10 you're not even top 20 you're right at the bottom right under Mr Pig and corn dog a okay let's stay on track who do you think would kidnap your wife I don't know I don't even know where you go to hire goons to kidnap wives oh hold on my phone's ringing maybe my wife okay guys what I was trying to say before I ran out like a babbling idiot and defin itely didn't forget my line is hopefully they let my wife go and that's her calling me but I can see from the caller ID it's not my wife it's my exwife uhoh why would she be calling that's so wacky hello o hey there Brooklyn guy it's me Deborah dimple ass hey there Deborah hey look at me she sounds like Mr Meeks we didn't have a lot of options for voices Deborah what do you want I I was just wondering if you picked up Penelope from school today yes I did Deborah oh we thank you and I I saw what happened to your wife and she got kidnapped oh what a shame who would do that not me guys I'm starting to think maybe Deborah kidnapped my wife oh so I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get back together there's the motive hey Deborah I think maybe you should come over so we can talk about this ooh is it going to be food yeah there's going to be food oh is it going to be a lot of food yeah a lot of food ooh we can do okay just call me when you get here actually you know what you don't have to I'll hear the dump truck pulling in okay guys my ex-wife's on the way wait why is she coming here well because I'm 99% sure she kidnapped my wife so if we can just record her admitting it I can show that to the judge and I won't get the electric chair hopefully he'll give her the electric whale tank cuz I don't think she's going to fit in a chair okay so what can we use to like motivate her to tell us oh food well what kind of food does she like oh any food it doesn't matter anything with calories and fat lot of fat lard mayonnaise butter I mean you she'll eat anything you put in front of her she's like a goat I saw her eat a can one time like a can of food yeah like a can of SpaghettiOs she couldn't open it so she just ate the whole damn can she just ate the whole can yeah the whole thing she has a stomach like a trash compactor okay well then we need to grab some food yeah let's go get the food okay Marvin I got the food wa is this for all of us to share oh no this is just for Deborah what she can eat all this Marvin this is like a light snack for her she's probably going to complain cuz there's not enough food I got five triple Whoppers with cheese and onion rings and bacon on them and I got a bowl of ketchup to wash down her plate of french fries and I got a chocolate shake and she's probably going to complain cuz it's not filled all the way to the top and just to be safe I got two beefy five layer burritos and two chalupas from Taco Bell I just don't understand how she can eat all this oh yeah she makes Joey Chestnut look like a chump she's banned from all eating competitions all around the world because of her bottomless stomach well do you think this food's going to be good enough for her to admit that she kidnapped your wife I hope so wait Marvin do you hear a dump truck backing up I think she's here oh Marvin Marvin look the ketchup's jiggling she's off the dump truck she's heading this way she's coming what do we do there's nothing you can do morvin okay she's at the door I'll answer it because she eats people when she gets startled hello hey booklyn guy it's me Deborah I know Deborah hey it's good to see you have you lost weight no I've gained 20 lb actually oh well you know that's that's not surprising wait is is that a beverage from Taco Bell yeah I got hungry on the way here so I ordered a little snack thank you for that yeah I ordered 12 chalupas cuz I was so hungry oh your normal order well that's great cuz you knew you were coming to dinner so it's great that you ate first come on in O we starving oh yeah those 12 chalupas didn't hold you over Noh o oh is all this food for me yeah I got you a whole Buffet just the fattest junk oh are those triple Whoppers with cheese and bacon and onion rings just like you like them see Brooklyn guys this is why we need to be together you know my favorite Whopper yeah I think anybody could just look at you and guess it's the biggest one I have a question when did her voice start sounding like Mr Meeks well ever since she saw that one episode of Rick and Morty she thought it was really funny and decided to sound like that for the rest of her life it's me look at me I'm Mr me sinks look at me to be fair it is a very good impression but to keep that up for the rest of her life is quite a commitment if only she could commit to losing weight that much okay well we have to get her to admit to kidnapping your wife I know I have an idea hey Deborah I think we should play some truth or dare oh are you going to DARE me to eat all this food no cuz you're going to do that anyway I was going to ask you a truth oh are you going to ask me my way no 600 lb okay well that doesn't count what I was going to ask you is did you have my wife kidnapped no way no see with the Mr me's voice I can't tell if she's being sarcastic or not like was that serious hold on my phone's ringing who is calling me hello hey party what Karen where are you are you safe I'm back at home at home but where have you been the kidnappers dropped me off Co they said I talk too much do you think I talk too much I don't think I talk too much I talk a little oh my God shut up give me the phone damn hey man listen I'm sorry for Flash banging you we were going to kidnap your wife and ask for ransom money but holy she's the most annoying thing I've ever seen in my life so good luck me and my partner we're going to turn ourselves in wow yeah she is pretty annoying isn't she oh yeah oh thank you well my wife is safe wait so your ex-wife didn't kidnap your current wife no no no no no she's fine wait oh but that means I just bought my fat ex-wife five triple Whoppers and a whole bunch of junk food and made her think I want to get back with her oh is this the part where I take all my clothes off hey Deborah I heard crispy K cream is offering three dozen donuts to the fattest person I win I've never seen her run that fast the table shaking yeah yeah it's going to do that for a while she's still running she's about a seven on the RoR scale and a 600 on a regular scale anyway I'm going to go tell the judge my wife is home you might want to get under a table or something well well well brookin guy you actually did it you proved you were innocent I guess you're free to go hi hooray woohoo yippe thank you again to Dragon City for sponsoring this video don't forget to click the link in the description for your special bundle of [Music] Rewards [Music]

Channel: SML

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Id: c1Xk4OnZUXA

Length: 13min 33sec (813 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 17 2024