SML Movie: Rich Brooklyn Guy!

hey daddy what jeffy so i was taking a shower with my clothes on and i used a shampoo called gorilla glue what jeffy that's not shampoo that's glue well how was i supposed to know that jeffy it says on the bottle gorilla glue not gorilla shampoo well then maybe we should shoot him so they have to put not shampoo on the bottle jeffy i don't think there's anyone stupid enough to put that in their hair you'd be surprised daddy jeffy now your hands stuck to your head hold on let me try to get it off oh no no daddy now my other hand is stuck why don't i'm gonna call a doctor to see what we can do stupid gorilla glue hey there somebody call a rich mother effer no i call it a doctor that's too bad cause i'm not a doctor anymore that ship has sailed like the yacht that i just bought you bought a yacht yeah hey mario ask me what time it is what time is it oh i don't know let me just check one of my two rolexes that i now have what do you want east coast time or west coast time why are you so rich well remember i said i bet all my life savings on the super bowl that the buccaneers would win yeah well they did thank you tom brady so now i'm a millionaire you're a millionaire yep and i quit all my jobs every single one of your jobs every single one i quit being a doctor right in the middle of a surgery i just dropped the scalpel and walked away like the guy was right there with his chest all open and everything bleeding out and i just left so i hope somebody took care of that did you quit being a cop too oh no i actually forgot to do that one hold on let me just go grab my iphone 12 pro max gigabytes okay okay it's ringing this is going to be awesome hello guy hey there sarge guess what i quit craig what do you mean you're quiet what what did you not hear me oh yeah i forgot you can't hear me because you don't have ears cause you're an eminem and you're not even a peanut m m you're just like a normal m m normal m m's suck so what i'm saying is you can take me having a job and shove it up your butt but you don't even have a butt because you're an eminem so suck it that felt good all right did that feel good oh yeah i love quitting my jobs i never have to work again now that i'm a millionaire well can you do one more favor for me as a doctor no why not well i'm done doing all that stuff why well because i'm rich i don't have to do it anymore oh wait i actually did get you something though hold on what is that that is a 500 applebee's gift card what am i supposed to do with it what do you mean what are you supposed to do with it you're supposed to buy food at applebee's that's all you can do with it but why 500. i mean i could have gone for the 25 option but i got five hundred dollars for you how am i gonna spend 500 applebee's so so you don't want the 500 applebee's gift i mean i'll take it i knew you would but i don't know how i'm going to spend 500 applebee's look can you still listen to the problem that i called you for as a doctor okay fine just hurry up okay so my son was trying to wash his hair and he put gorilla glue instead of shampoo wow that sucks i'm really glad i don't have to deal with that as a doctor well what would you do to fix it what would i do well i'm rich so i'd probably just pay somebody to wash my hair for me actually you know what that's exactly what i'm gonna do hey honey honey get in here and show him your rack of clothes that i bought you hey your wife i thought you hated your wife oh i do i'm just changing all the stuff i don't like about it i think you could probably see what i changed first yeah yeah i'm getting her a voice transplant next she's gonna sound like optimus prime luke i am your father no no honey that's darth vader we talked about this see i was gonna make it sound like darth vader but she kept saying she was my daddy and i couldn't get into it so what are you guys gonna do now that you're rich whatever we want oh oh we actually do have a favor to ask you what is it can we live here live here why would you want to live here you're rich well when we found out we were rich we doused our old apartment in gasoline and lit it on fire why would you do that because we didn't want to live there anymore so we're having a new mansion built but it won't be done for another six months so can we live here in the meantime why do you want to live at like a motel or something we're here all the time anyway so why not live here i don't think it's a good idea for you guys to live here hmm okay honey give him a hundred dollars okay a hundred a hundred dollars not gonna let you live here for six months okay honey give him a gold bar okay a gold bar yeah i get all my winnings in gold bars okay fine you can stay here for six months but what are we gonna do while you're here for six months we're gonna eat reese's puffs what reese's puffs yeah come on let's go eat reese's puffs together why don't we go to applebee's ew i want to go to applebee's that's gross who eats at applebee's you bought me a 500 gift card all right i'm ready to eat wait what's this oh this is my solid gold bowl it's all i ever eat out of now and this is my solid gold spoon costs 50 000 why would you buy this because i can no come on pass me those reese's puffs okay what what is this it's reese's puffs no these are peasant puffs peasant puffs yeah these are little tiny puffs where are the big puffs big puffs you know they're the big pups the the rich people the big ones there's big puffs but of course there's big puffs out here honey bring in the big puffs okay there we go that's what i'm talking about those are some big pumps what big puffs yeah all right get to pouring those big puffs let me see those puffs oh look at the side of the top okay well while you do that i'm gonna go uh see my my wife and my son and see if they fix his hair okay sure whatever how's it going in here oh i'm not good mario my hands got stuck to jeffy's head wait jeffy how did your foot get stuck to your head my forehead itched mario what did the doctor say uh well he's not a doctor anymore what yeah he's rich he we won like a bunch of money so look i'm gonna try to find a way for him to lose all his money so he can help us okay so just just stay like this and try to figure it out okay oh i can't believe i had all those puffs you okay yeah i'm fine just pay my stomach to not feel full anymore okay oh oh it's much better i'm not full anymore hey buddy hey hey you missed out on some great puffs you ate that whole bowl yeah i did hey honey show me your scepter okay wait what's a scepter can you see that i paid a hundred thousand dollars for that what's it do it doesn't do anything it just shows people that you're rich oh well buddy i was thinking we can go gambling oh yeah to be awesome honey get all of our money out in gold let's go gambling okay awesome welcome to goodman's portable casino where i bring the casino to you and the house always wins all right i'm ready to gamble so how do we play so you pick a number on that board over there and i spin the little tiny ball on this wheel and if the ball lands on the number that you picked you win a lot of money but if the ball doesn't land on your number then you lose all your money we're not gonna lose we're rich all right honey pick a number um the little voice in my head is saying 28. that's good that's good you follow that voice you put that little bar of gold on 28. well i i think i think you should bet all your money on 28. all of it yeah all of it really on 28 yeah all right you heard the man put it all on 28. good idea wait that's all your money oh yeah old 15 million dollars okay come on 28 you spin that thing all [Music] right come on 28 28 give daddy a 28. no no no please not at 28. i don't want to give away money [Applause] oh my god we can't stop being rich well here's your winnings oh baby this is great come on let's go home no no no i think you should bet again what you think we should bet again we should bet again we should better get okay my boy says we're betting again all right tell me what number uh uh 33 33 my voice is 33 all right nut check wow all right put it on 33 come on let's do this all right no more bits [Music] come on come on give daddy a 33. please not a 33 i'm already losing money [Music] you got to be kidding me yes yes of course i'm pushing my wrench went yes oh my god how'd you keep winning because of you that was all you buddy you picked that number you did this baby baby kiss him on the mouth right now no i'm not gonna kiss you kiss my wife get in there yeah i don't wanna kick her yeah oh my god oh i think i think you should bet all your money now all of it right you've got all of it but you know i'm giving you half what you gave me half yeah of course you did that i'm giving you half this money okay let's go home no no no no no i think i liked your right here we're betting all of you no no i was just joking no just go home now we're betting all of it no no no no no no no no no we should quit overhead no no no no no no no no no what we're gonna do what we're gonna do is we're gonna bet it all on the man who got us here in the first place tom brady number 12. no no no no no no no no no no we have a lot of money we should just go home and not gamble we have a lot of money do it could be more so come on come on baby put it all on 12. all that's well let's spin this baby come on come on baby come on 12 come on brady i need braiding if he wins again i'm going bankrupt yes hey what's that over there what number was it oh who can say really we should do a re-spin it was an eight he saw it what does that mean means we're so what are you gonna do now probably just go back to being a cop well you told your boss to shove it up his butt ah i did do that didn't i okay i'll just be adopted then that's fine you told me you left the guy on the operating table well i need a doctor so mommy get off my head i'm trying jeffy the doctor will be here soon hey there somebody call a very depressed and poor doctor hey doctor my son put gorilla glue in his hair because he thought it was shampoo and now my wife's hands and his hands are stuck to his head okay well before i do anything let me wash my hands i'll just borrow your hand sanitizer all right jeffy i'm gonna try to pull your foot off your head are they gonna have to cut my hand off no jeffy well i used the hand sanitizer then i realized it's not hand sanitizer it's gorilla glue so now my hands are stuck together your hands are stuck everyone's stuck yeah i guess the lesson of this video was always read the label and don't put glue in your hair and also don't do stupid things with your money we're getting sued [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 20,094,253

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, rich, brooklyn guy, rich brooklyn guy, money, cash, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, puppets, hilarious, joke, comedy, skit, entertainment, mario, laugh, gorilla glue, glue, goodman, mr goodman

Id: pPkKv9KahDo

Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2021