SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving!

ah i'm just gonna sit back and have a nice relaxing thanksgiving happy thanksgiving honey are we gonna have a nice toy dinner this year no we're gonna order some chinese food and then we're just gonna sit here and watch the cowboys lose but boingy i want to have a nice family dinner well then divorce me and marry a guy with a family because i don't have one but pointy i'm your family what are your mom's calling no no don't answer it i don't have a mother hello yellow is brookie there no no i'm not here i'm down here yes he's here well then why didn't he answer the phone he don't want to talk to his own mother oh he's just very busy sure he is i've been sitting on the couch not wearing pants drinking a beer well she's not wrong he loves you very much okay well if he loves me so much why don't you guys join us for thanksgiving dinner we would like to join you for thanksgiving dinner wonderful then i'll see you kids in a little bit okay we'll see you real soon karen why would you tell her that i don't want to go over there because boydy we're gonna have a nice thanksgiving family meal with your mother so go get dressed in a nice buttoned-up shirt i don't have a button-up shirt the only button-up shirt i have is my cop uniform oh boy wear your cop uniform you look so sexy as a cup yeah that's what i want to look sexy for my mom wait yes that's a good idea because if i wear my cop uniform then when i get there i can just say that i had an emergency call and i have to leave you're a genius karen boydy i'm so excited to have thanksgiving dinner with your family hold on karen here's the plan we're going in for 30 seconds and then i'm gonna get an emergency phone call from my boss and then we're leaving stop it pointy we're not doing that oh yes we are jonathan okay okay mom i'm going okay you actually made it shocking i know oh and hey karen if you ever want to leave christian guy for a real man daddy's here hi johnathan one day he's gonna be screaming my name just let us in jonathan what's your password let us in or i'm leaving how do you know come on it's been the same pathway since we were little oh my god look who's here it's your least favorite son and this foxy lady oh well would you look at that the star of the show finally decided to show up where you've been brookie you haven't seen your mother in 10 years i've been working ma yeah doing what playing cops and robbers get a real job i have a lot of jobs ma yeah and take off that stupid head at my dinner table okay it's part of the uniform but what's this oh no i'm getting a call and it's from the police chief what's that chief oh noah shooting and how many dead oh i'm sorry mom i'm gonna have to go i know you're not using no damn phone at my dinner table hey this is brookie's mother yeah he just quit look at that problem solved so why don't you go get out of that disgusting uniform and get ready for dinner i don't have any other clothes oh don't worry i always keep a spare jesus this shirt is huge big search computer repair kit we're not doing that anymore jonathan mom brooklyn guy said he doesn't want to be a part of my business anymore brookie play along with your brother while you're here you hear that broken guy that means i'm your boss and first order of business [Applause] mommy's got a headache and i'm trying to get rid of it sorry mommy we'll continue this later at bedtime i'm not staying the night hey jonathan where the hell is the toilet mommy's hungry one second mom can i see you in the kitchen please why just come on okay what's in here is here what is it jonathan well there's a teensy we see problem with that thanksgiving turkey what could possibly be wrong with the turkey well i couldn't find a turkey so i got a chicken instead that's fine we can eat chicken okay perfect what what you got a live chicken why the hell would you get a live chicken well where was i supposed to find a live turkey on the day of thanksgiving you're not you're supposed to find a dead one oh that there was a ton of dead ones well then why didn't you buy one well because red lobster has live lobsters i don't care about red lobster they have really good cupcakes i i don't give a [ __ ] you have to kill this chicken we can't kill club norrish cluck norris you named him yeah he came up the name of the way home well i don't care we have to kill cluck norris you can't kill cluck noise you want a bet don't kill club norris he's my best friend look we're gonna have to kill this chicken because i don't want mom to yell at us again i bet you can't kill him he's a 9th degree black belt i bet i can i got a lot of rage come on coke norris hold him still jonathan why are you going to do you breaking guy i'm uh i'm going to give him a haircut okay well watch out for his neck uh-huh i wasn't aiming for his hair oh jesus christ the body's running away why would you do that ignorance get back here stupid chicken body i got him shut up jonathan my best friend what the hell is going on in there nothing mom yeah get up jonathan get the hell out of the oven no i'm going to die with him stop crying i'll play world of warcraft with you or whatever i don't play with your warcraft i play everquest okay or we could play yu-gi-oh fine yeah yu-gi-oh okay oh it's chicken come on way back where's the toilet it's in the oven huh guy it's a chicken not a turkey she doesn't need to know that but if we lie we're gonna get stinking she's not gonna spank me i'm a grown man i kind of like these spankings get away from me and who the hell could that be hey brookie go ahead to the door it's not my house hey don't talk back to me go away from the door i'm gonna hit you with this beer bottle fine oh i'm going to hello hey i got a call about a noise complaint simmons oh hey mate what are you doing here this is my mom's house what are you doing here oh i just got a call about a noise complaint hi officer simmons hey buddy how you doing good i haven't seen you since last friday what yeah officer simmons comes over every friday and when he does mom makes me go in my room and put my headphones in but i never do i put my ear in the door and i hear officer simmons say okay that's jonathan can you give me and simmons a minute alone please but i want to stay out here with officer simmons jonathan go name simmons do you have a thing with my mom i'm sorry mate i didn't know he's your mother but she's a freak ew simmons that's so gross and that's the same shirt i wear when i'm doing it too ew and it's my lucky one i never wash it just get out of here i know that voice anywhere is that my sexy officer simmons sure is baby well i think i need to be strip searched right away ma'am no simmons what are we gonna do my duty protect and serve no no no no there's my big papa bear mama needs some porridge well this paris is just right man i'm gonna throw up isn't it had to go to romantic bathroom which bathroom why because i have cameras set up in certain bathrooms let me go check that's illegal jonathan i missed you honey oh my god she went to the right bathroom it's so hot i'm gonna go check the turkey oh perfect that gives me time to steal your woman please do god please kill me let's check this turkey little burn but who gives a [ __ ] hey sexy you come here auction oh jonathan you're so silly don't call me jonathan daddy boyney talks about you all the time yeah of course he does that's because he's jealous of me one time i walked into him in the shower let's just say my wiener's bigger yeah okay here's the turkey looking guy get out of here me and karen were just about to kiss she's such a tease karen can i talk to you for a second okay i'll come too no jonathan go get mom out of the bedroom ugh fine what's wrong boyd what's wrong are you kidding me have you seen any of this every family has drama boy day drama we don't just have drama karen that's a severed chicken head i had to kill clock norris pointy you're just so stressed out yeah of course i'm stressed out my partner is in the bedroom with my mom right now and my little brother recorded you in the bathroom what yeah i know it's not exactly the dream thanksgiving you had in mind is it karen i just wanted to have a nice family dinner okay okay fine you know what we came this far we might as well just stay and eat dinner but after that we're getting out of here this place is literally hell okay i'll be here dinner's ready all right now that mama's got a belly full of porridge i want some stuffing mushroom you already ate can we please just eat our food now good idea hey no touching the food until we say grace now who wants to say it me me my magic right here right here me and god are not on good terms right now because i don't think there is a god if my life is like this all right screw it i'll say everyone bow your heads dear gods i want to tell you everything i'm thankful for first of all is the best son a mother could ask for my baby boy jonathan that's me the next thing i'm thankful for is the most well endowed man i've ever wrapped my lips around jesus my big boy simmons yeah but let me tell you what i'm not thankful for here my good for nothing deadbeat son brookie we've been here for 10 goddamn years where you been brookie i could have died huh huh you [ __ ] was that a roll yeah shut your mouth while i'm talking to god amen now let's see okay i'll pass out the chick the the tur the chicken it's chicken man oh man does this look scrumptious simmons i didn't know you cut it off and put it on the plate yeah ma can we please stop talking about that at the dinner table this is my damn house and i'll talk however i want to at my own dinner table oh man look at that that's a lot of meat for someone with a lot of meat eat up big boy you're gonna need the energy i'm just gonna hurry up and eat so i can leave yeah brooking guy where is your bib i don't need a bib because i'm not five years old jesus jonathan did you get enough potatoes mother says you're going to help me grow big and healthy and strong you're 32 years old how much bigger are you gonna get asked your wife i told you the shower story oh so you told her the story of how you walked in on me in the shower and then cried for three weeks because you realized you weren't the only person in the world that had a wiener yeah i didn't tell you that part yeah i didn't think so just shut up and eat your food [Applause] jonathan somebody help him cut his mashed potatoes i don't want him to choke are you kidding me i almost died hey yo is anyone gonna help me cut these mashed potatoes they are so chunky all right that is it we are leaving oh good thinking brookie and while you're out can you give me some more beer i just ran out oh and also give me an ice pack because i'm going to be sore after simmons is done isn't that right big boy come on baby don't look back we're leaving horny i'm so sorry i made you go over there yeah well maybe you'll listen to me next time here take this shirt burn it sweep up the ashes burn the ashes and then bury it who could possibly be calling me hello hey broken guy officer simmons is looking for his special shirt could you bring it back no bonnie do you want me to order chinese food yes please [Music] you

Channel: SML

Views: 13,457,920

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, brooklyn guy, thanksgiving, special, logan, lance, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, puppet, puppets, show, entertainment, hilarious, joke, adventure, family, simmons, jonathan, brother, awkward, laugh, brooklyn guys mom

Id: DxZgKfmlSck

Length: 12min 46sec (766 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2021