Best Laughter Moments - Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Game Grumps Compilations [UNOFFICIAL]

the backstreet boys reunion tour is currently going on this year yes i hope that everyone is home and safe yes we are sending you our love and we will not miss any episodes even though the backstreet boys reunion tour can be extremely dangerous to some people yes and even if you are not susceptible to going to the backstreet boys to liking backstreet boys music you could you could still end up at the tour and in the front row you could know that you're not even carrying tickets to it and they could be you're accidentally scalping them to your entire family backstreet's back all right so please stay indoors and stay away from the backstreet boys reunion tour for the love of god for some reason and i don't consider myself to be like a very technologically advanced person but uh it's it was very easy for me to find the animal smiling animals with like stars in their eyes thing uh emojis and i sent one to ally like the fox with stars in its eyes and she was like how the [ __ ] did you do that so the frustrating thing for me is that like when i'm trying to find an emoji and i can't find it i'm like all right well whenever i write like cake or like taco it's like suddenly there's an emoji for it that shows up when i recommend it so i'm like okay and then i'll type like uh bird or like shrug and it just won't show up right [ __ ] god damn it then i gotta like go find it and i just can't find it and then like i tried to find the bird emoji and then they're like oh you mean this one and it's like damn it how did you get it oh i just typed bird son of a [ __ ] okay cool yeah i could understand that i redid like 50 thumbnails it's like it didn't need to happen but i was like well you know i kind of want to make these thumbnails a little different hey man i love it oh i love this [Music] oh you missed a note fudge fudge fudge yay no i didn't miss it i got it you did get it chump look out delightful one mans are everywhere get them they're like oh [ __ ] pulled the guns so it's really high value right now actually very low because of the whole um backstreet boy situation yeah yeah boy that uh that tour really threw everything for a loop oh dude the economy as soon as as soon as they started playing uh it's gonna be may uh that's just justin timberlake dude what are you serious and that's not even backstreet boys it's in sync oh my god i'm embarrassed but actually not totally embarrassed kind of proud of myself that i didn't know enough about the basket boys to make the correct reference no backstreet boys had aaron carter in it oh that's right or nick nick carter is aaron carter the younger one or is that nick i don't know nick carter is the older one who's saying stroking that was clarence carter oh yeah i'm stroking [ __ ] dude it's like an 85 year old african-american man which one was he in the backseat i love jukeboxes they were really cool you if they were for anyone who's never seen one they would have records a record was an old good god they're still around man yeah they're still around i went to i went to a diner that had like a like a new age jukebox you know this is like digital yeah yeah but that's that's what i loved about the old ones they had like all the old 45's oh yeah bathroom's over there just kidding the bathroom's right here it's called my pants you just [ __ ] into space you just have to push hard enough and it'll exit the atmosphere it'll float off into the galaxy and you won't have to deal with it until mario galaxy 3 when it locks into orbit [Laughter] it's like it's like saturn this is a ring of [ __ ] truth be told the ship she's not in much hot shape right now we ran into that monster sponsor he had blasted us in majors or some of my crew were thrown overboard so that just like their [ __ ] mario's just like oh my god i don't get so [ __ ] boring so that monster kidnapped your princess say that's cold deep space cold if you ask me you know what else is called a witch's tit sorry i don't know what came over me and milk is dry as powder elevation i'm not afraid to die yeah look at me so this is the world map quit breaking the fourth wall dude just point your uh at your destination and press ah to jump into that galaxy just like sex i just want to say i love when you pull the cloud away wait can you do it oh and then he's like oh [ __ ] yeah that's exactly oh [ __ ] but i just really like that you can like what you like you know what i like what's that peeing in the sink is that right what it saves it saves water it saves water you just that's it who's going to know this is a little really inside there's a hundred thousand people that know now yeah there's like a there's a it's just a little piss smell afterwards but you know it's like you can deal with it you know what i like say the environment anthropomorphic animal characters there i said it yeah say whatever you like say whatever you like about it i'm honored to be part of any community i don't know about that man there's a lot yeah not any community is it possible just semantically to love anthropomorphic animal characters and not be considered a furry oh so now you're being defensive again about no i'm just curious purely curious about the dictionary definitions who cares man just curious very curious yeah i'm furry how curious i come from the school of hard knocks and and i'm very good at inviting and asking to be invited into a home yeah well i come from the school of hard locks which means i enjoy salmon with my bagels so well i come from the school of heart [Laughter] wow i mean yeah i do because then that would mean i'm a huge star check fan yeah school of hearts box oh there you go yeah i uh uh i like i like protecting my body from uh paint and other color devices school of hearts mocks well feel free to ask me what time it is school of hearts all right yeah well all the guys that really like sports and workout hard school of our jocks yeah yeah replacement for vine school of heart tech talk god this game's appealing to look at yeah man i could go for some stir-fry school of hard work school of art i just didn't well never mind there's gonna be a school of hard socks joke man you really surprised me with that joke you must be from the school of heart shocks oh okay all right what the fudge was like oh yeah suzie's gotten in that was it we have a favorite ramen place we go to uh-huh and suzy suzy gets the the bowl of ramen what happens is we'll both get a bowl of ramen where is it what's it what's it's a dress and when do you like to go there i'm just kidding oh my god sorry uh we both get a bowl of ramen she gets a plate of fried rice and what she does is she takes the rice and the ramen spoon and then she dips it in the broth and eats the rice with the ramen that's a that's a black diamond move i mean that's that's an advanced that's an advanced move dude you got to be skilled to do this technique but she doesn't even eat the noodles anymore so what happens is she gets the soup i get my soup she gives me the noodles so i get double noodles dub nudes and she just gets the broth and the fried rice a really killer combination we got going on outstanding just magnificent i mean this is why we're perfect for each other it's it's synced up [Music] is what i never say to her because we're synced up we played metal storm which had a similar kind of i think i played rad gravity with brian geez really like grumpcade days wow ah [ __ ] it was really fun they're funny episodes oh yes you're in trouble aaron not anymore bro thank god i got coins i am a genius i'm a gamer i put on my big boy gamer pants samantha you will be mad [Laughter] and uh oh oh no i'm coughing i'm definitely going to the backstreet boys reunion concert you're fine it's because i was eating peanuts and i got one stuck in my throat hmm did you know that a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut yeah it's a legume oh i'm just trying to get it out of my throat yeah it's legume at an all-time high right now susie and i went for a walk today and there was some guy who was like who was going for a run and like clearly he was coughing because he like just got through like a tremendous sprint yes he was like it was like really breathing really heavy he was sweating and with all the symptoms of yes backstreet boy screaming but we immediately were like stay away so you stay away you get the hell away from my wife yeah i completely understand [Music] oh man what a world yeah an old lady came up to pet my dog without asking and normally i'd be like yeah meet camilla she's the absolute sweetest and you seem friendly too let's be friends and have a nice little chat now i'm like get all the way right [Laughter] you look at it and uh so we did that and then and then she was like you know she was like six feet hahaha just kidding and i was like just kidding yeah no don't kid we're not kidding around here this is [ __ ] serious this is the back street they closed disneyland because they knew that they couldn't compete with the ticket count that the backstreet boys shows would sell if every person who went to the backstreet boys reunion tour ended up at disneyland imagine how many tickets they would sell so i signed a copy of a game that i did a review for sqlitis and put it on ebay and it was like signed copy and uh it drove up the value 30 hey all right yeah it's a 30 markup yeah well it was uh usually selling for like 20 25. okay i was assuming it was uh sorry for a hundred dollars but in that case that's all it's more than a 100 mark way to go so that was that was pretty cool um i'll never do it again okay i mean we sell signed copies of our albums so i guess that's sort of the same thing yeah but not and we don't make people auction for them right right yeah i'd never do that only an [ __ ] would do that yeah you're right to make like the data usable oh that's interesting yeah that was something else this whole thing is very like i mean it's impressive how smooth they make those crazy turns like that but geez if i eat 30 i might transform oh that's how i feel about cadbury cream eggs might transform into a [ __ ] man i might i might transform into a giant turd with a dan around it do you remember the the skyward sword um droopy dog wants to die walk through [Music] i do remember that it was my probably my favorite bit of that entire playthrough but he just said something depressing and then he just like goes immediately back into the milwaukee yeah god i wish my life would just end it's like an existential hell from which i cannot escape use the p hats to fly over the chasm everything's just coming up roses for me just kidding it's all terrible my dad hates me i haven't called my mom in years and i just lost my job the boomerang i'm not a huge depeche mode fan oh really yeah well some of their stuff is great walking in my shoes is amazing um oh what was that song golly gosh [Music] they they they had one song that got covered by somebody else was it marilyn manson no dang i wish i could remember it wasn't that song reach out it's like reach out and touch base that's personal jesus aaron oh my god but if they say reach out in the song how is it not has it how is every song not called the first thing they say in the song yeah i mean just think of no rain by blind melon then the song would be called all i can say [Music] [Laughter] no but they they say it they he's like there's no rain so that's why it's called that because he says it and in the depression song he says what the hell are you talking about oh my god i listened to i had a i had a depeche mode like moment in my life it's like uh all i ever wanted oh yeah whatever needed is here in my arms yeah constipated [Music] you're right it's uh words are very unnecessary they can only do harm yeah yeah but you know your farts thing was close though so i don't want to i don't want to call you out or anything aaron and i have been teeing as the as the kids say that's quarantining oh i see yeah and um and we're all good in the hood as the kids said huh so that's nice it is nice it's not nice i'm going a little a little wild i'm getting a little feral yep that's fine probably gonna eat some things i shouldn't i'm probably gonna poop on some things i shouldn't um i'm probably gonna call people that i shouldn't um and uh then you won't hear from me for a couple weeks then i'll come back and i'll be like i made this and it'll be some work of art that just sucks next time on game grubs and it's funny because people there's there's a lot of information on tv and online like don't go to the reunion tour it sucks and people are like i'm going they're lining up man they're like you can't tell me what to do yeah because they hear the food's good there and the music is sometimes good i guess yeah and there's like one there's tickets available on the beach i love the beach so i'll go to the beach everybody goes to the beach yep great great idea yeah cause they think you know it's like when you're at the beach it's so interesting you won't get the tickets like why would you even think about going to a reunion tour but lo and behold you end up with tickets oh those irresistible backstreet boys oh man no matter where you are in life yeah i'll find you you could be at the happiest place on earth especially at the happiest place on earth yeah and those tickets are just there's even trace elements of tickets on stainless steel and plastic for three days and when you smell them tickets granted that's the hardest way to get tickets but they're still available and that rockhead look at me mario i love to run i'm not the only one who can wear weird [ __ ] take a good long look you [ __ ] she gets really overconfident really fast that's right i'm [ __ ] luigi why don't you take that horny mustache of yours lift it up and suck it dry you've got this mustache now mine's like curled up a little bit yours is like curled down so it's totally different [ __ ] i had like the it was shaped in the shape of a bunny i had like the bunny's ear and i was like i can't yeah do this i looked at a cadbury korean egg and shat myself for three hours it wasn't it wasn't even a well-endowed bunny either he had some get some jody ears [Laughter] well in depth i like that their ears are their endowment oh yeah dude what else would it be i don't know aaron what else could bunnies possibly be known for did you um fly over a one man did i i think so on that hill hush your dang mouth oh there it is yeah man oh you got to be boo no you know what the [ __ ] are you doing i just can't control myself when i'm in that mode there's too much happening wait the the mode of like being a boulder the mode of getting too excited about the potential one man you know both boy there was something about you being like there it is and like dying not two seconds later you know i can't multitask multitask that was your one task i got a boulder and i gotta get a one man that's too much i gotta turn it into a boulder and i gotta roll yeah you know it's interesting i guess when you think about it like um [Music] yes it really makes you think you know i'm gonna finish a link between worlds i'm gonna play it to the end what i would like to do um if everyone is cool with it is not pick up where we left off but just start from the beginning start nice and fresh and just blast through the whole thing um probably naming link as loafus cramwell's twin brother crowfus lamwell no we gotta change the shirt then no no we don't but we call him crofislam well that's a different name well no we we leave lofus we just add crophus to the bottom like we do with every time there's a new zelda [Music] yeah but then that'll be a new character and everyone will call him crofus and then we gotta make a new shirt all the people who just bought the new one with with spans on it no that that's still all right we won't do it for a while then my god because everything's gonna be so [ __ ] complicated it's not complicated i'm just we just reprinted that shirt yeah i don't know what the question mark one is but i'm gonna do it sure yeah there's a question mark in here i don't know what the question mark is oh really [Music] like this oh man what's in this mystery box no one told me i guess i'll never know yeah i guess it'll have to remain some kind of i don't know i don't know if there's a word for it oh shut your [ __ ] mouth i gotta find the secret star for these [ __ ] bees or else i'm gonna lose my [ __ ] hopefully he's got like a [ __ ] joyous smile on his face it looks like we've got a bee on board keep it away from me i'm allergic if i get stung i'll swell right up death will come soon and it will be excruciating he'll die i do like watching him though i don't think he knows any good b tricks please don't let him sting me god help me my name is beatrix hey can i be like from harry potter oh come on like it almost makes you not even want to get that star yeah it's like i don't even need it i don't need it yeah i don't need your pity i don't need your hand out just go burp and then nothing happens like i i'm fine with it i gotta find the secret star in this area it's oh not this one it's so open sorry ben you might have to say a little do a little thing over my my my special word there what oopsie toodle no the the f-bomb actually oh i i said the f-bomb early on too [Laughter] we'll see maybe it wasn't that early it was early do not worry my friends we are well past the one minute mark and are free to say [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it was early and i meant it oh well listen that's adorable [Music] yeah give me those one man yeah that's nice give me those coins dude i'm just getting loot after lu dude luigi stage is like that's pretty nice give me this ass bro what i'm sorry i mean this ass is what i said open your [ __ ] ears open your [ __ ] ease what what's a waste that me doing this stage just as i did before but as luigi i don't think that was the goal was that the goal was that the secret star did i just ruin all of my progress why not just look it up online because it takes a long time and there's an ipad right in front of me and i can easily do that yeah just pause the episode for god's sake then i gotta write down what it pauses and what was the name of this hidden block puzzle plank got it i guess technically we're always in space um yeah i'll allow it [Music] oh i don't need star bits i need coins you stupid block of nothing you waste of space you tired tired man dang yeah it's called being epic i don't know if you would know anything about that probably not oh you didn't get that surgery the epics doctor could you implant something in my buttocks that will make me more epic you got it absolutely that's what i specialize in open up open up you know don't phrase it like that well it looks like you have a small white poo on your head [Laughter] you know what i'll say you know what i'll say about the prequels yes tell me i love the aesthetics hmm like if you watch i might did we talk about this already i don't think so if if you watch the first one especially because that's when they had to establish everything yeah it's very pretty there's all these like weird creative ideas that they did in particular they're saying that every shot is so dense well i mean listen there's a there's a lot to not like about it ashland high simpson on sunshine sunset sunshine oh are we gonna get copyright strikes because our rendition of it was almost better than the real one oh god i intentionally tried to go off k it's it's like yeah the um i don't know if any of you have heard uh sipping on sunshine by by ashland high trey cyrus miley cyrus's brother's uh second band who is so cool i don't know i mean i don't want to say anything about him personally i don't know never met him uh man that song sucks though wow [Laughter] it does those like auto tuning like these things are hideous up close oh yeah the lamps yeah and you got a serious problem with swamps dude you need to check yourself they don't belong in our country [Laughter] all they're trying to do is smash smash smash that i don't care if it's part of the culture was it six that's pretty [Music] oh you you gunked it up that's okay it's okay you know i still i still ended up with a very large amount of coinage and a mom who loves me in theory and a mom who loves me in my mind which is all i need yeah um hello everyone welcome back oh hello you don't understand me dad you're you're so 2 000 and late slam door i really wish i knew if there was um during the height of that song's popularity if there was a kid somewhere who tried to yell at his parents in a fit of rage you know and then and then after the door slammed the dad was like but i thought i was 3008. yeah it goes to like a counselor what can i do to get my son to think that i'm 3008. well first you got to stop being so 2000 and late it's who i am doctor doris slam and oh scene anyway welcome back to mario galaxy 2. that's the stupidest [ __ ] i've ever heard i think do you get that i'm thinking of getting that do you get that can we get is that that can we keep this going for the entirety of the next three episodes just i think everyone would hate us if we did two straight hours of boom boom pouches what would you say like that it sounds like a bad idea you haven't convinced me but it does sound bad hell yeah i got myself a star and i'm going to go and collect it and then i'm going to call my dad and i'm going to be like the star and he's going to be like shut up and never call me again hey dad bring bring hello is this my dad you're never gonna believe this yeah is this my son yeah are you my dad how how can we be sure [Laughter] i don't know we could submit a blood test how come we do that a lot of love goes i don't know if nintendo's ever really made a bad mario game except for you know the knockoff ones okay now i'm dealing with this very specific situation that's right in front of me um and now that's behind me and i never have to think about it again you can say it aaron whereas like mario you think this game is you you think this game is 2000 and late [Laughter] i can feel it i just well yeah yeah i mean it was made in 2000 and late so it's literally made then whoa geez whoa jeez oh there wasn't even a reward to that i just [ __ ] did that for no reason well the reward is the good feeling of a job well done shut up so cheeky right now this is a weird question yeah and not one that would have come up in a normal conversation but would you risk going to the moon if it meant that when you come back you have the power of flight holy [ __ ] that is damn that is actually it's a brain buster isn't it actually because people do that all the time like would you give up pasta or potatoes and it's like whatever i don't i either i don't care but that one actually is making me like oh no yeah i know i i honestly don't know what the answer is probably not because i'd be too scared to go to the moon so scared so scary um as much as i would love to but like flighted like flight though yeah i know flight but flight oh my god dude that is the worst [ __ ] this or that i have ever heard no no three oh man there's three left you're so close you're so close i give it four more times before you start getting very frustrated yeah i'm not like feeling particularly super frustrated right now so no you're you're still in a good place this one's not gonna work out no i don't think so but give it a shot prove me wrong yeah now you're [ __ ] making me angry now i'm angry [ __ ] oh oh oh oh my god damn starting to get i was i was like oh maybe it's possible yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] take that yeah i'll knock that gear right out of your dumbass head can i have another shot please oh my god oh my god oh my god oh so close so so close freaking just give it to me bro just give it to me i think it's like here and then like slightly diagonal and then take everything out oh all right what's wrong about that it's fine it's all [ __ ] up now oh i ruined it all thomas the tank engine oh one box you would have had it no five boxes i'm sorry i forgot i completely forgot about that cluster uh you were only one box away plus four more [Music] [Laughter] i think i might have had something going there hmm for a second okay okay sure this is the 20th time that you've done this on a show where we're trying to entertain people [Music] [Laughter] you miss the star and fall off the side of the platform classic luigi luigi does it again guess i'm flying through space for the rest of eternity [ __ ] shame god i wish you'd say that just one time [ __ ] [ __ ] man what a waste of [ __ ] time is the princess really worth this i don't know you know if if the princess is in another castle why can't it just be a nicer castle it's always a shittier castle than the previous castle luigi's the voice of reason in this attack why are we doing this yeah you i mean you gotta be kidding me [ __ ] grimace over there you're back yeah what what voice did grimace have i can't remember he was like hey ronald how you doing he's like that yeah like like an eeyore kind of yeah hmm i don't know i remember i think he was like happy i don't think yeah grimace was happy and he hung out with the fry guys and they were he was always trying to keep his stuff away from the hamburglar i love those characters and then i uh then i saw footage of what happens in a mcdonald's uh affiliated slaughterhouse and suddenly they didn't seem so cute anymore oh my god it's like a happy red and yellow clown doesn't seem as appealing see all these chickens getting ground up in the pulp hey guys i'm grimaced it's like this shit's making me grimace dude oh prankster comment oh i see a game yeah go go go go [ __ ] ass [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about i do why is it just one of those weird things you used to yell yeah i mean those kill me can you give me a couple more [Laughter] i don't know man i'm not that's it's like i can't just conjure that like i was in a mood oh okay it'll come off as disingenuous if i do it now i understand [Music] okay great [ __ ] helmet ass [ __ ] [ __ ] success okay that's fine that's fine that's fine that's fine it's fine it's fine everything's fine everything's fine oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] second second kid after [Laughter] tell me where we are and what we're doing man i don't know we did a bunch of levels and we're doing more levels the end good work it's you i mean that's all this game is like what do you want me to say like all right take it easy i'm just saying we completed flip flop galaxy and then we and then we went to snowy snowy poopy man mountain galaxy and now we're doing squizzard's sandy sinkhole i don't want to do that which one's real look at this i know but i haven't seen either one and they both end in a past tense ed which is why i get him confused in my head uh well tangled is actually aaron please i got who cares about the starbucks stop falling off the side oh i'm sorry again i care about the star bits you freak obviously you're you're like elsa at the end of uh indiana jones the last crusade i could almost reach it i don't know why that didn't register with me so i played that music but don't throw bombs at me dude it's [ __ ] up uh he's throwing tangled versus enchanted yes tangled is an animated feature film about rapunzel okay enchanted is a live-action feature film starring amy adams and the the guy from grey's anatomy and gray no that's the guy that wrote the book patrick dempsey i didn't realize that show was also a book yeah grey's anatomy is like a i think it's actually like a textbook or something yeah it's the story of dr david gray and amy adams comes over to his house and he's like hey check out my anatomy no i've i i've read it okay 50 shades of grey's anatomy oh that gravity bro yeah um yeah i i confused i don't know who patrick dempsey is i confused him with patrick warburton from um the tick hey hey peter so mcsteamy's the other guy he's the yes he's the the other the other white guy who's in grey's anatomy who's a doctor or whatever right and none of them are gray no gray is not a person in the show grey's anatomy grace anatomy is a book that is a book of anatomical references i think so who's who were there 50 shades of katherine heigl is in it i actually heard uh she oh yeah what were you gonna say about her is she gray yeah but like is she an alien like the grey is like they when do they show up please stop this and is it is that what it is is it alien autopsy because they're finding out grey's anatomy oh my god i want you to come i do i do know i just want to say i do know grey's anatomy the textbook it's like it's the classic preeminent source of knowledge it was in all of my high school classes so i was right about that especially math whatever whenever you go out grocery shopping and then when you get back in the car and does anyone else take off their mask like they just made a really disappointing surgery in grey's anatomy that's very funny i i i dressed in drag for a halloween um many many moons ago and uh i had i came away with a whole new respect oh for what women have to deal with for halloween that's quaint [Music] underwire's a [ __ ] dude i'm sorry am i are you giving me sauce for not wearing a bra more often [Music] i'm just saying i've worn it for stuff that was other for halloween well good for you what is this a competition i'm turning it into one yes okay okay hey bro let me i'm wearing a bra and it doesn't feel great but it's also like i don't know branch out victoria's secret is a shitty company there's other good there's other good undergarment creators out there who's talking about victoria c saying [ __ ] there's better there's better bras out there now okay you know just wanted people to know oh i thought you were talking specifically to me no i don't all right yeah here you wear whatever you want i'm not into drag aaron i'm a furry it's different all right yes but if you want to get me three bras for all of my wolf nipples [Music] that's a different story couldn't even get that one out i've got an entire litter to feed [Music] i don't know i don't know never heard blue moon it's one of those old fifties maybe early sixties kinds of shoe op shoe op songs i love it [Music] whoa it's from the 30s the aesthetic that they give the sky are like traditional like whirlpool galaxies but like that's not what the galaxies look like in the game what do you mean well like look into the sky it's all like these like whirlpool galaxies yes it's beautiful but like the actual galaxies look like [ __ ] like lego toys oh yeah i guess there is that it just seems really dissonant to me i think i should probably give this game a 2 out of 10 if i reviewed it anyway let's [Laughter] the only obviously shmooples what do you think the world's universal game rating system oh [ __ ] i don't have enough glow for this i don't have enough bull berry glow ah [ __ ] blueberry glow [Laughter] oh there we go round the ballberry death oh more more pooples over here [Laughter] i give this game eight out of ten poom balls [Laughter] oh man rough game rough game controls that's going to cost it some people this game's charming aesthetic gives the gifts mario galaxy 2 7 out of 10 poo balls no pupils are always graded on a scale of like of like 2 like 13 like some kind of like strange number that doesn't make sense it's 11 out of 13 poompoles that's why i give this 46 out of a possible 875 pimples [Laughter] mario is proven in the world that nothing's impeachment mario game but when you have expectations it has to cost pooples and that's why 13 out of 27 000 pool that's a terrible rating you're leaving twenty six thousand nine hundred and eighty seven poomples on the table well if mario galaxy addressed the issues that made it lack poop lynch [Laughter] there was a serious lack of poop legend mario [Music] mario galaxy this this sucks i can't get any privilege what the [ __ ] i can't get any pimples oh i don't want the coins but you don't oh they're scary [Music] [Applause] give me the star thank you daddy [Laughter] where did that voice come from i saw the cloud it was in the preview it was like it showed a little cloud and now i don't know where upon this world could there possibly be a cloud well it doesn't matter anyway we're all gonna die i mean honestly what's the [ __ ] point of any of it yeah go ahead make your negative youtube comments like it's gonna make you [ __ ] live a second longer it's honestly probably shaving off years of your life with all the negativity [Laughter] it's like i just came here to have a good time yeah and honestly i'm feeling very attacked it just it goes and then you can't go back like it's not like a world that you're exploring and you're like oh i missed one over there i guess i'll go get it now it's like right if you don't get all the coins in the one area and you move on to the next area you're [ __ ] you have to redo the whole that's good it's annoying no it's not good it sucks i think it's great okay well thanks thanks thanks thanks it's a really good friend moment there i'm gonna put that in my journal today too diary i honestly came out to just have a good time i felt attacked or an adult or like a 34 year old man named aaron he's always fine i'm 33 first of all i appreciate you thinking that i'm uh wise beyond my years that's a nice way to look at it so many people online are like dan's like 47. i'm like stop pushing me into the grave oh [ __ ] when i get there i'll get there it'll be fine but jesus yeah dan's over here like an 86 year old yeah just like like i'm gonna break a hip during one of these game grumps episodes just shifting in my seat [Music] thanks bro thanks bro you're always supporting me and being my friend okay i missed the story i missed [Laughter] so i get it so i'm down with that sickness they're not gonna they're not gonna [ __ ] over martinet they've broken a thousand times it's my nightmare if my head was twisting around with me it'd be one thing but [ __ ] oh boy oh boy wow that's that went from good to bad real fast but it's time for next time on game grumps oh okay just [ __ ] love the ideas help mario mario's watching with a coffee [Laughter] magma see like who's gonna help him oh i know he's out there hi [ __ ] welcome back i forgot this is where we left yeah i forgot to just looking at him immediately [Music] what's happening to me oh god oh man please help yeah i don't know why i said i want to take over for you bro [Laughter] it's so hot got it nicely done oh yes i just just let oh oh i know what happened darren you don't need to tell me i'm not even in the same room as you and i know what happened no you don't really what happened you possibly know what happened why didn't you tell me well why don't you guess because then you could just say yeah i knew it i think you farted no something else happened and it's a big surprise would you get that star dude i'm trying luigi's having such a hard time like why didn't i do this oh my [ __ ] is burning hot crushing the game remember my bowling prowess [ __ ] oops what oh shut up oh [ __ ] [ __ ] did you just say you've been through a lot lately why don't you take a break yes he did what is he speaking to all of us in our real lives yes of course i mean my god don't bring these video games are my break yeah have you walked outside lately oh man this is so true all right we got this [ __ ] oh no is it oh okay no it's the rock okay good we're good i can smell what it's boy looks like you've been through a lot and you could use a break oh do i every time i go to the grocery store i might die does it look like i've been through some [ __ ] it's like you can use a break yeah what am i gonna do do you remember when we first started the power hour and people thought it was scripted yeah like there's no way they're this funny now it's like that's a very nice compliment that's extreme yeah it's extremely flattering also insulting that you thought that was the best script that we could write it's really how you look at it so it's only breaking apart because you've already gone off the side well it's because i'm running into like the side of the platform i see which you know by that time i'm already dead he's already dead you're already dead here we go big jump yeah baby yeah oh aaron oh aaron come on man this is embarrassing you got a star yay [ __ ] oh i made it nice you did it that was [ __ ] awesome dude now you just have to not blow it here [ __ ] whoops blew it [Laughter] god damn it england is my city england is my city you know it's one thing to be like a movie critic and just be a movie critic and then people like like watching your movie critics critiques but like to also proclaim like i am myself a movie maker it's like oh okay well then let's see what you do i think uh you can i think i think he does have movies out there that you can say oh no [ __ ] man you call yourself a gamer and look what's that i don't call myself a game maker i produce the making of games but i don't make the games so i can criticize them all day and nobody gives a [ __ ] i died i've never heard pentatonix but i know they're very popular oh they're absurdly good singers [Music] oh this isn't going to work out bud yeah i know but i'm just enjoying getting the coins you know okay anyway yeah i mean they're they're the rockapella of the 2000s you know i love rocapella yeah but they're like they're all young and beautiful and they'd sing really well and they were on the next talent america's got next talent or whatever [Laughter] america's next talented person who's from america no go ahead they did a video where they covered a bunch of daft punk songs in a medley and it's like really good and also they're like incredibly beautiful in it and it's like mesmerizing to watch because they're all gorgeous people and they're also good aaron geez it's true though keep it in your pants dude are you trying to have it it's true are you trying to hook up with every member of pentatonix i don't know maybe [Laughter] you should you should put that that video out there yo what's up this is aaron hansen from game grumps a little special message to pentatonix i'd like to sleep with all of you all right welcome back everybody my daddy is a cool dang guy my daddy is a cooling guy you stealing my song dude no we were singing it together uh well yeah oh man speaking of singing yeah i believe there's a special message to pentatonix that you'd like to send out god all right so it wasn't a special message to them i just thought okay so as you know obviously to bring it up to bring up everyone to speed who wasn't watching the last episode aaron is extremely thirsty for every member of pentatonix this has nothing to do with the story i'm about to tell really yes okay we'll see all right so as you know every member of pentatonix is extremely hot [Laughter] you're not gonna climb that pole dog i already did huh what did you miss it what did you miss it bro i guess you were too busy thinking about school reform aaron you're hurting my feelings really i'm sorry perhaps if you have more emotional literacy [Music] geez these things are all over the place you're the one who needs some emotional literacy you're just stupid [Laughter] you're the one that doesn't have an emotional literacy because you're a stupid [ __ ] hey big brother check me out am i supposed to be here what the [ __ ] what the f i don't that might be a glitch dude am i a floating spirit from another dimension bro what i'm sorry what is happening yeah i don't think that's correct i don't think that's supposed to well anyway witness me watch what i do it just glitches what i do now you do it oh my god oh yes now we're cooking with [ __ ] gasoline good stuff you don't want to cook with gasoline why not no reason it burns doesn't it get burned nice oh [ __ ] aaron i mean essentially what you said was i'd like a slower more painful death from the hammers oh boy no no no no no oh i just want the [ __ ] one up i don't need it but i want it no ignore it who cares what do you mean who cares i got it baby [ __ ] you're dead [Laughter] if only i could have foreseen such a situation oh aaron you drive me so wacky with moments like this you've got 50 lives oh gotta have it well i mean if i die then i won't die anymore you see what i'm saying you know what i know what you meant to say [Laughter] [Music] i'm just going for gold man you're over here [ __ ] i'm being fine being mediocre silver or what i'm [ __ ] killing it in the gold over here okay again the green mushrooms get in the [ __ ] watch i'll do it again too no please don't why wouldn't i gold stone thank you you don't know how this [ __ ] goddamn scantron computer in my head works the scantron computer yeah i mean what as in like everything you want to say has four multiple choice questions yeah multiple choice answers rather yeah it's like pistons that they're always printing the right because that's how computers worked back in the day they put a scan thing and then it would and it was like oh one two three zero and then everything you say the choices are i farted dan shut up i'm farting again or kill dan [Music] [Laughter] you know i've never actually hit the kill dan one but uh i know it was the first time when you've got that [ __ ] scantron mind baby [Music] speaking of which i farted kill damn whoop nice land on my [ __ ] head drill a hole in my goddamn brain oh [ __ ] i'm here now [Music] yes please this is lovely [Applause] oh oh almost got it yeah nicely done aaron please be 60 please be 60 a hundred no yes i will find you a hundred you [ __ ] greedy [ __ ] loser you know some stars would be happy with 30. i met one just the other day it's true though that's how i feel i'm like 100 why a hundred the other one just wanted 30. i lost aaron irony back no yeah you are all i heard was it's true though that's how i feel you disappeared yeah right nueve everything else sounded familiar but i'm not so sure about that last one oh thanks that looks great here you go take this boy i wish i sure do wish i wish i sure uno [Music] [Laughter] i wish i were dead also kids at home it's not cool to wish you were dead right that's correct it's just a bit it's just a bit it's not real i want everyone to know that just a bit oh boy but i do wish i was dead though anyway i mean i don't want to be like [Music] like a racist against machines or something but like they can't drink tea they'll [ __ ] break or whatever it's just just science you don't know what kind of machinery they have inside of them maybe they have maybe they run on t that's preposterous dan is it aaron or can you just not do just not have that elon musk-esque vision [Music] yeah the only elon musk i have is under my armpits you know what i'm saying oh you are so proud of yourself look at the size of your smile no one didn't make it is that where i'm supposed to go what the [ __ ] maybe oh did you not make it oh dick fart pulling my dick so if i do that how high can you fly aaron dude shut up how funky is your chicken how loose is your goose our goose is totally loose my goose is always loose dude what do you think my goose isn't loose i'm sorry i was just all right your goose is loose man i'm sorry i'm sorry [Laughter] well i mean the camera i can't yeah oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [Laughter] my spine goodbye yoshi the chris isaac wicked game oh my goodness yeah yeah that that that video is incredibly sexy it's too hot it's it i mean i was watching it recently and i was like i mean maybe it was just like remembering that that moment in my life and being like oh my god but like it's yeah well jeez it's very sensual they're on the beach together and um and they're both beautiful people you know it's just one of those it's one of those things and plus he's got that [Music] [ __ ] elvis voice [Laughter] [Music] do would do anything for love but i won't do that meatloaf meaning yeah i want to get this right that feels like one of those like did you find it yet are you still searching no i'm searching and this this article on it is way too cutesy it's like one thing he probably wouldn't give up pf chang's lettuce wraps which he revealed or his post gig treat like no my god not helpful that's so stupid oh my god can i play you he's he's gonna be like dude i told you not to but i have to wear like a new voicemail yeah um he has i think i've told you before um one of the things he and my mom clearly bonded over in their now 40 plus year marriage was that um they you know his grasp on the english language isn't always the greatest and she's an english major so so whenever he they just endlessly get a kick out of that together um the classic example i always give is uh when he called extremism extremism and then they had a 20-minute laugh yeah and then they had a 20-minute laughing fit um so i got yeah and and when he told me um when i was coming home uh this must have been a while ago because i haven't seen my parents since the backstreet boys tour started but um he he just said yeah come come home and relax he meant to say decompress but he was like you can decompose i hope i won't father it's a two-parter [Music] nothing interesting to say just calling to check out love you bye you can already hear my mom starting to crack up and then i got this follow-up one from the both of them [Music] are they the best i love them so much did he say check out yeah just calling to check out but and then he then he came back it's checking not check out you know what i would really love [Music] a mario horror game that's luigi's mansion no like a real horror game yes yeah but i'm like luigi's mansion but there's a there's a room in the mansion where luigi finds all the aborted attempts at creating a luigi before him like like ripley and alien resurrection and they're all like deformed and in test tubes and [ __ ] oh no they'll wake up and they're all like brother brother kill me kill me kill me brother and me hey bro kill me one two three [ __ ] you uncle [ __ ] suck yeah oh yeah that's a south park movie okay i don't oh shut your [ __ ] face you're a boner biting bastard uncle [ __ ] biting yeah you're an uncle [ __ ] i must say you [ __ ] your uncle yesterday i got a really hard piece of granola wow where'd you get it they're stuck on my teeth oh in your mouth yeah okay sure [Music] were you were you implying that i shoved granola bars in my [ __ ] what no you said that no it's just no i don't want to stop the current emulation i mean i don't know what you're talking what the hell i [ __ ] loaded up the point i mean uh i'm using the right controller it's strange that it would then we'll be right back you don't know what you're talking about dan you need to just pause the [ __ ] episode i'm not pausing i'm loading this cannot be entertaining for people to watch [ __ ] because i saved over the damn oh god all right yes fine i'm pausing okay neat [Music] there was like a phase where i was like i want to come up with like more challenge stuff because i love it and i was pretty emotionally invested in you trying to get that it would be cool to see you try to do anoth uh take another swing at it because um [Music] yeah you didn't get one [Music] wow thanks for reminding me [Music] [Laughter] all social media sucks well that's true it's very true yeah it like it makes you five percent happy and 95 anxious oh yeah dude dude yesterday i woke up and by you i mean all human beings yeah the the [ __ ] agony square um watch the episode in order to get that information right at the end if you don't watch then you might die yeah 47 cat bleps to make your day number 16 will have sex with your dad [Laughter] oh that was very ambitious wow you almost made it i know i know i know i know i know [ __ ] you're so impatient i'm not impatient i'm i'm i don't know man i just like doing things now exactly when i want to do them and i don't want to wait for them yeah if that makes me impatient well then color me [ __ ] oh god this part again yeah yeeps silly billy okay you good good job it's like the [ __ ] soundtrack to the mummy i'm going to make a movie killed the tummy [Laughter] the yummy rated r [Laughter] on espn that you know they have the sports ticker um or they have the advertisement ticker at the bottom but they put the chica the sea of the chicago cubs over the m of mummy so it said the [ __ ] do you remember that [Laughter] still one of my favorites that is so [ __ ] funny yeah i know like what a glorious set of circumstances the commie there's there's that meme that i love it's it's two people shaking hands and one is uh people who say yikes and the other one is people who say oof and the handshake it says adding nothing to the conversation i think it just it just saves your time trial so it's basically like play as luigi if you want to go really fast oh all right it's like it saves like a ghost oh whoops wow someone got preoccupied i was like all the star bits i've told you about one of my favorite catatonic youths right where the guy and the the woman are um doing a karaoke version of chop suey yes yeah wake up high scars shake up why is the kids up on the table it's so so funny it's like the second thing catatonic you've ever posted well twerps coming out with a new album um and so that that's that's going to be rocking um oh did you did you do a collaboration with them on this one um no okay um i guess they just hate me i'm sure that's not what it is well you know i'm pretty sure it is no i'm sure it was just an oversight or whatever this seems like a weird time to bring up the collaboration i did with them on this oh did you that's cool man wow yeah it was great it was great it was it just felt great to be asked just kidding um oh my god i need one more oh my god put this in please oh the agony wow if you if you actually had come up with the single star bit on that die that turned into a shroom instead yep you would have had it that's so funny all right well welcome back everybody welcome back aaron has 1799 star bits out of the 1800 he needs holy [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] up [Music] oh [ __ ] where is it [ __ ] is it on top of the flagpole of course it's on top of the flagpole what am i thinking dang it [ __ ] it was on top of spaghetti the entire time all covered with cheese well here's the thing right so i'm gonna do bowser jr's fearsome fleet because [ __ ] it because i don't i don't value my life anymore um i'm going to it is funny to think back that at one point in my lifetime um if you didn't know who the new kids on the block were you were an [ __ ] in the eyes of your peers it was quite a quite a different time those late 80s days you weren't an [ __ ] [Laughter] we did it i did it you did it aaron the star yes thank you are you gonna are you gonna [ __ ] oh boy i mean that now that i've gotten the grand star i don't think so well you're taking that really hard man i i i just say hoo boy has an exclamation in general it's not it's not like who boy you suck or anything like that well uh i take it personally i really do it digs deep into my soul and uh really hurts me i'm gonna i'm gonna give you a heartfelt apology right now i'm sorry you're my special being thanks man yeah that means a lot now why don't you [ __ ] off why don't you shut the [ __ ] up and get your [ __ ] together you stupid ass wow i can't believe i'm playing mario galaxy my life was a big pile of [ __ ] until you came along more like luigi galaxy [Laughter] oh god i wish that was luigi's laugh i guess that's sort of waluigi's laughs [Music] like [ __ ] betty from kung pao yes he's still alive every time does anyone know what we're talking about god it's a funny [ __ ] movie i can't stand how funny that goddamn movie is did you know you can put a crab to sleep hell of course you can i mean like you why wouldn't you be able to put a crab to sleep i mean you can i'm not saying like a crab is capable of sleeping i'm saying like there's a method in which you as a human being with your body that you were given can can like turn on crab sleep at any point well don't just [ __ ] tease me tell me i have to know right now i have several crabs actually don't you know what getting hit is easy i guess is what i'm saying yeah i bet they do that intentionally what we think they make it so getting hit it's easily easy [Laughter] wow i think i might have to check myself into a hospital do you can you drive me can you drive me could you drive me to the doctor's house the doctor did you drive me to a nurse hotel the nurse hotel oh i love it all oh boy can you drive me i do feel so can you drive any healy station [Laughter] all right let's do this we're doing the last stage you're gonna fly right into bowser's freaking mouth i'm excited i'm excited let's do it yeah he just burns up there's the fight to save your special one mario chocolate cake be careful out there and don't give up no matter what okay what if i see cake though yeah he's like i don't watch i don't know what i'll be able to do it's my spanish it's like are you serious don't eat the cake and save the princess's life what if it's like good cake though it's like really good i'm talking cheesecake factory style aaron had to take a quick pee and it got uh things got complicated in there apparently had a little hairy well i certainly hope that wasn't the case because i don't even know what that would mean from a biological standpoint dude it means quite a bit actually oh god oh god well mr hanson we've got your uh tests back and it seems like you have hairy shits [Laughter] i'm not gonna stand here in front of you and pretend like this has ever happened before good news cigarette juice ah [ __ ] damn you plowed right through that cloud you plowing [Music] off their album hooray for boobies they were on a different a different level entirely [Music] i mean there's that song i can't even remember how it goes or what it's called but just as an example of the things that happen on that album there's there's just one point where the song stops in the middle and uh you just hear a high-pitched voice go what's up [ __ ] and they're like oh [ __ ] here comes pac-man [Laughter] oh god it's so ridiculous oh this is so stupid yeah i have not listened to that in a very long time [Laughter] i didn't finish the last level that we were on on the last episode i just exited it out because i didn't want to deal with it anymore [Music] i didn't want that kind of okay i wasn't enjoying it because it was too hard and frankly it wouldn't do anything for me so i ended it and thank god okay how's that a pro tip i just wanted people to know oh okay it's not i i you just you just brought it up as if you were about to add some sweet advice my advice to you is to not expect much out of me [Laughter] i was separated from my passions i knew we'd see each other again this is a kermit the frog because [Music] there is a force that binds us defying even time and space yay not even the laws of the universe can stop it not even the laws of the universe i think you should do rosalina's voice exactly it was the desire to be reunited with someone who is important to you for me it was jeremy irons for you who knows [Music] what brought he was the black arrow right hawkeye hawkeye was he hawkeye no that's jeremy renner we have come through so much [Laughter] dead rising one finale did rising two three years that's on my phone dude third part 30. yeah there's no part yeah one we could finish dead rising to the end hooray congratulations um who the [ __ ] [Laughter] whoa game grumps compilations whoa thank you you do great compilations cameron robbins oh my god when i'm when i'm feeling proud of myself i watch your compilations and and laugh upon my previous triumphs um thank you

Channel: Game Grumps Compilations

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Rating: 4.9088659 out of 5

Keywords: game grumps, gamegrumps, compilation, best of, best moments, funniest moments, dan avidan, arin hanson, egoraptor, laughter, laughing, danny

Id: Ms2_CzIlcG8

Length: 89min 2sec (5342 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 28 2020