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oh the waves dating they're too strong for my little boating my boat's getting capsized to the waves [Laughter] oh the rope's gonna snap deep [Laughter] what are you gonna do hello and welcome hey welcome to ling's awakening everybody we just thought we'd show you this oh oh that's gotta be hot dude we uh sorry we can't stop doing uh our impression of my dog camilla the or the voice that we believe that she must have like what kind of dog is that he just walks in the room which day you eat smells like chicken perm how do you know what chicken parm is coming shut up just give me the chicken let's talk more rocky and we won't talk about it ever again dude um so yeah uh welcome to link's awakening a completely delightful uh installment in the zelda series yeah uh originally a gameboy game from when i was like 14 and uh i never played it and then this version well i'll tell you why son uh i i don't know like i just never got around to it and um so i i played this a little bit uh the switch version uh so i could be decent at it oh and then um i came in and you handed me this newfangled controller and i'm gonna suck all over again so here we go what is the new game link um i'm going to go with uh how do i shift okay whoops unbelievable it's new it's new it's new to me it's a new it's a newfangled thing okay spoon spoof spin splint splim splimf swim yeah i feel like we've used that one before you might be thinking of squeaf do you want to do something a little a little wilder corb [Laughter] how many oh you get eight you get eight okay i'm just gonna go with a classic squirm no squish squam squak squack squat squackle there we go i like squackle that is good squackle it seems like he'd be like a direct descendant of spoonfuls uh so would you like to play the role of marin why did we leave since you watched his short lots of nasty monsters have been in the area so be careful okay you didn't bring them did you wow it's amazing how you just slid right back into your normal like girl voice well squackle you finally snapped out of it name's taryn hope you're feeling better get out of my house what how did i know your name you think it's weird eh well i saw it on the back of the shield and it's written on your underwear yeah well how did i know what your underwear looks like get out of my house i love the little like they close their eyes like they kind of enjoy it it's kind of nice what's this i guess no one will care if i just [ __ ] spoiler out he's like that's mine hoot so you are the lad who owns the sword now i understand why the monsters are starting to act so violently because you came here and started [ __ ] yeah you [ __ ] up the whole island a courageous lad has come to wake the wind fish you're kind of like i just had like i just woke up i don't know where i am what are you [ __ ] talking about it's your fault oh god oh yeah carrying a little extra alloy yeah it's like it's like the owl equivalent of like when your dad gets up from a chair [Laughter] you found your sword it must be yours because it has your name engraved on it excellent just like those tiny whities yeah you can swing it with b anytime all right link doesn't wear underwear want some want some there's pictures of him from link to the past and there's like a picture of him like falling and it's like tunic's kind of flying up and you can see his whole ass yeah that seems ridiculous oh it's true though put it on the screen bomb there it is really yeah you see his whole ass oh i forgot that this monkey does nothing but throw [ __ ] at you [ __ ] you monkey the hell's your deal that's nothing but throw [ __ ] this is a video game from like 1994. yeah but i thought he'd talk to you like like this friendly blue alligator bananas yeah my brother is an artist so we ostracized him from the house so i guess my brother's an artist so as you might expect he has problems with money but here i am going on about [ __ ] you don't care about no i don't care about it either my brother could be dead at all i know oh brave lad on your quest to wake the dreamer welcome to the mysterious forest pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap much of the mystery you will find on this uncharted cohelent island i'm afraid you may find it a trifle difficult to leave the island while the wind fish naps buy the oh [ __ ] he's up we're all gonna die by the by have you ever visited the tail cave which is south of the village i'm just going to tell you to go places you're not right now murray go there with the key you find in this forest the wind fish is watching hoot basically you need to be anywhere but here see ya where do i go whoops live an egg i just i like the idea of oh [ __ ] i like the idea of the the owl being very gassy and having a great deal of difficulty if he was gassy wouldn't it be easier for him to fly oh look he's gas-powered yeah well nuts like he's filled with heliumers i don't know he's lighter than air hello oh it's a tanooki oh yes they got big balls they sure do hello my future girlfriend yeah are you the big fairy that kid told me about and she's like [ __ ] you dude i really don't know where the hell i'm going oh my god you are such a fool i'm sorry i'm sorry everyone right off the bat this is like when you when you like go on a family road trip and you're like hell yeah i can drive i'm i'm a grown man now and then like your dad's like okay but just make sure to check the map if you're like i don't need a map shut up and you're like i need a man and yeah seriously i don't know where i am it's got a little dongle you flick it and it's like what i mean you pick the toadstool as you hold it over your head a mellow aroma flows into your nostrils [ __ ] the mellow aroma flows out through the boober oh my god and into the shaft it smells so good [ __ ] that house is dope yes i love it there's a sign of a tree or whatever hello my friend i love all the music so charming it has a sleepy toadstool it does we'll mix it up in something in a jiffy we will what am i just [ __ ] oh my god it's still it's stirring me um it's already it is take care as there's not much there oh it's a fat sack of crap why not try a bit in my hut that's a [ __ ] dust wow oh my god i'm dying well tanuki's are now extinct oh he turned into mario no it's tyron what last last thing i can't even remember what voice i gave that was like ten minutes you just gave him your old man voice the last thing i can remember was bitten into a big juicy toadstool then i had the darndest dream how was a raccoon yeah sounds strange but it sure was fun i danced around i ate garbage i was banging on my tummy wait weren't you just at the house yes i'm all tuckered out i think i better set a spell before i head home it'll be fire again yeah i think i think he meant sit for a little while like sit a spell but while he's standing yeah instead he made it sound like he was some kind of wizard harry ah all right well but now i can get through here without any trouble and look at that fun key i got a goofy boy so is his body the key or is his body the top part his body is the top part but like it could be the key though and that could just be like a silly hat no because that's the monster that's in the building that that key goes to i know but like what if god would you just let me have this have some imagination jesus the wind fish is waiting oh thank goodness i've been holding that in for a while yeah too many mice with dinner it's just like saying it you know like some people like make weird conversation in the bathroom your uh hilda airbnb thing is still one of my all-time favorites past the lava pit like heated floors yeah worm perform there you go there's a hamburger monster in the in the dungeon there's a hamburger monster there was don't worry about it shink it's part of the decor okay who's building this place somebody who has bad intentions satan i can't jump yet you gotta get the feather okay there's a feather okay neat is that what this is yeah rocks feather it feels like your body's a lot lighter hmm did i lose weight oh nice i'm looking good damn 20 rupees joy joy remember kids money brings you joy so true yeah thanks for teaching us that lesson zelda well how else are we gonna learn it in real life yeah no how else are we gonna learn it by living every day without exception in america with a job in a society yeah that's what we live in um next time on game grumps oh man hold on i'll get this oh that's a little epilogue right there oh i got the nightmare king oh nightmare key i got it dude i can open the door to the nightmares lair wow this was like the shortest temple ever in any zelda game ever it's really well it's a little warm up jam i guess so yeah yeah oh yeah you can't open it with your awesome kid you gotta go and find a crappy yeah he's way too big that's a large key dude that that keeps for nightmares only yeah i better get to sleep then i'm scared oh i think i have this key that's so stupid hey he's happy oh his ears are really big in this game they're like too big oh is well that's your opinion man they like go off of his character model you seen this i got big ears too man it's because like just because my jufrow covers it up doesn't mean it's not there yeah but they're not these [ __ ] monsters okay okay feelings he he's he's listening with his huge disgusting ears he can hear you on account of his giant ear they're hideous just like it because oh god um god stop [ __ ] please this is so gelatinous yeah you just kind of opened the door and you're like so what's this little dangler for i don't know he's like an angler fish he doesn't need it look at these little hey fred ted bill dead this is dead dead yeah guys fred and dead are dead so uh you boy nevermind you're hanging out yeah oh [ __ ] oh what is this creature it's the burger oh my god he's so lettucy buzz buzz outsider that's a that's a moldorm yeah mm-hmm of course it's moldorm yeah i remember all those references to moldorm that was earlier can i get um some more moldorm on my on my burger oh sorry we're all out of moldorm it's the most popular ingredient pepsi okay i might have to eat somewhere else if i can be moldorm i come here for the moldwarm get out of my uh no no he's now he's a barbecue burger there we go okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] god [ __ ] you know when you when you're the the living hamburger head of a monster and you see your tail exploding upwards towards your head it's got to be a shitty feeling yeah that's just like a that's like a it's a clock ticking i got a heart container it's the full moon cello which means you play it with your bare ass boom boom boom don't look over here really gets those bass notes i'm all about that bass no trouble oh god that is an instrument of the sirens i have to admit at first i did not believe you were real that instrument along with the seven others of the set has the power to wake the wind fish seven did you that give you any indication of how long you're gonna be playing this goddamn game for seven more one or seven and you know they get longer as a ghost you must collect them all i was instructed to give you directions by my supervisor yeah yeah yeah by owl headquarters your next call my food quarters this conversation is being recorded for quality assurance your next goal is north in gopangus swamp hoot indeed say your name with the sound of the hoot okay kaponga swamp there's going to be a brief survey after i fly away doesn't that little picture of the mountain with the egg in the ring looks like a guy flex it yeah it looks like it's hard check this [ __ ] out [ __ ] on these guns these clown guns oh hey santa yeah yeah were you a good boy okay that's right on him that's like an alien abduction the light baby get in here babes it doesn't do that thing where it like opens when it hits the top oh sometimes it does fall out really yes yeah it's brutal just give me a hug i would love to play a claw machine where like the whole [ __ ] room is a claw that's kind of badass right the whole room was a claw you'd get sucked up in it no i mean like like this or the whole room is the oh oh you're like yes i see what you're saying the whole room is the clock oh god i can't escape it's chicken oh 200 rupees 200 uh [ __ ] this [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] so expensive yeah but you can steal it though i don't want to steal it why wouldn't you because you're gonna get me in trouble this is just like when you it's just like when you told me the [ __ ] chickens to beat up on the chickens and then i got attacked by a thousand chickens you can yell at me i don't want that [ __ ] in my life it's like the most like [ __ ] six-year-old [ __ ] no you're gonna get in trouble you're just both in trouble oh what do i do oh will you give that yoshi doll to my baby no i want to play with it i'm 35 years old yes of course oh thank you generous person ah i will give you this in return oh i got a bow i could trade the ribbon for something else yep those are my boys i'm papal pleased to meet you i'll be lost in the hills later so keep a lookout for me here okay these are the things you like to do when you have eight children and gets me out of the house i'm going to be attacked by a large wolverine later so yeah well lucky me gets me out of the house make up jewels dresses i want it all oh that ribbon i need it will you trade it for my dog food lucky now i have a bowl well here's your dog food you exchange the ribbon for some dog food it's full of juicy beef yeah and it's got a face so thanks teddy thanks for giving me daddy whoa daddy's there for the juicy beef all right can't wait to mention that juicy peas what side you have it's canned food for heaven's sake man give that to me please god it's juicy beef i'm gonna lose it if i can't get that can all right fine christ thank you oh thank god he eats the whole can oh yeah he's like oh there's meat inside this can gross no i'll be passing that later okay now what should i trade you how about uh go [ __ ] yourself oh some nanners no just give me the lollipops i don't want the [ __ ] bananas bananas in return good deal yeah the guy who wants the bananas in the game's like oh no those are crocodiles bananas i can't that's too that's way too bougie he's [ __ ] crazy all right got a piece of power have you seen that guy just eat cans hole you know we weren't going to move here but once we realized we were going to have kids we just thought you know it's got good schools excellent pulsating sphincters [Laughter] what more do you want out of town yeah we thought why not they suck you up they steal your items it's great their kid's a lesson you know well daddy took my lunch money well you shouldn't have got sucked up by the sphincter son yes this was just coming out now you know yeah maybe i should have bought bombs back in the house wait you have access to bombs i i think they sell them at the store oh you freak of course you need bombs is that right i didn't think i needed them this early don't chuck them into the ute chuck a bit of the you yeah chuckering are you die what the hell are you talking about yeah chakarina all right and uh also this line just kind of sounds like he wanted to talk some [ __ ] and say like a great mic drop line but like didn't really have the mental capacity you came here to get me but it is i who will get you oh look at him he can't even he can't even he's too big oh oh geez that's bad all right got it i mean oh no it turned out to be you who in fact got me i was the one who was got oh not this [ __ ] again who to the home oh [ __ ] this is a fearsome looking animal you have there do not forget the next instrument is in go ponga swamp go pong oh see ya i guess that was all i had to say oh you're dampi's voice yeah hey you made it out of here that's peace love you maybe you can help me out with a little job i'm damn is he dompay yeah oh i never noticed the accent mark yeah or if i did i forgot about it i i don't know why i'm being like yeah i always knew it was just tuned as a joke i don't care actually it's damp when you have some time to spare come see me in my shack over there oh it rhymes when i rhyme it's less creepy that i'm trying to get you into a shack it's nice it's really nice you can see the decor bring your friends lots of people have come into my shack fewer have left in fact none of them you kidding me with that [ __ ] he wants you to dig dude if i was um okay he just goes like hey does that thing where he dead weights it and you're like ah come on yep punch it down bobby i'm home yes my hunger knows no bounds oh look at this guy oh oh [ __ ] look i'm you hanging [ __ ] oh ugh i hate these it's the video game equivalent of when someone like repeats everything you say but in a weird voice stop it stop it really pissing me off you really pissed me off oh god i used to know how to do this [ __ ] oh i have to use yeah yeah all right i gotta get him on the back dude he has no problem yeah he's doing just fine okay snooki doggy oh another key i could use one of those i love them oh dude that was amazing yeah hi i can't see 3d is he cool is he's not cool yeah i get the impression the giant cyclops with grabby hands is not cool so not cool as it turns out i can't remember how to get this guy oh he's really tossing you he's really cutting me right now yeah maybe you gotta like destroy some of the flooring and then make him fall no i just gotta whack him yeah i gotta wait till he misses me with his chunky baby arms and then and then hit him yeah they really like they really made his this like dude are you cool slower section like very realistic okay [Laughter] it keeps sparking oh [Music] so i i visited my parents uh-huh um they live in north carolina yes um so i visited my parents and they have a you know my mom has a barn because she has the healing horse therapy center and there's a carpenter bee like i didn't know carpenter bees were like territorial because like there's just one spot that this carpenter bee hangs out in and it's just like like i got near and he got like really aggressive and he just like flew right into my arm oh he's like it's like like a little bullet hitting my arm and i was like what the hell and it didn't hurt or anything but i think he was like asserting his dominance but you like bees yeah but did this feel like a betrayal a bee tray oh my god sorry sorry it's some of the biggest bees i've ever seen were there man because the bees here are just tiny and they just float around the flowers and they're like if you look at like a flower patch sometimes you see it undulating and you're like oh my god there's like a thousand bees here yes um yeah but there there was just like giant singular bees there's just like a big old fluffy bee you gotta carry a pot and weigh it down i'm embarrassed i always hit all the [ __ ] pots just because i was like it'll be fun to destroy these yeah that's okay man i think they expect you to do that yeah that's why they regenerate for the idiot crowd i kind of want to explore the rest of the dungeon dude put your money in an investment savings account what the [ __ ] are you talking about you're done you don't have to do anything anymore you got a nest egg just living life that does sound nice right it's like you don't got to work anymore what is that what is that like old proverb where it's like there was a there's two ways to live life you can either take it easy and go fishing or you can work really hard so that one day you can take it easy and go fishing yeah yeah that is a great saying oh that is so weird dude yeah i saw him get all squiggly oh [ __ ] well i [ __ ] this up this is the worst decision i've ever made let's see what we got here man you're tear assing through this thank you yeah he's a bottle yeah love it nice yo [ __ ] oh yeah it's a genie ho ho i'm your bad guy this time hoo how's he he knows he's a bad guy yeah why doesn't he reform not so cool no one wants to be a bad guy yeah i love being bad he's like one of those guys do i have to tennis this back to him no can you block him nope cool even the walls look tougher than this [ __ ] yeah you can't hurt me as long as i have my bottle yeah definitely a cool thing to say to someone trying to kill you well i broke my bottle why you you make me humping mood oh [ __ ] just like pulls out a knife and starts like shanking you it's like oh my god yeah i thought i thought you were going to do something in relation to hopping [Music] no you got me stabbing mad as it turns out you got me spinning invisible man he's doing that thing my sister used to do where he's like i'm just gonna create a wall of fists and if you happen to walk into it this is your fault was your sister lisa simpson oh yeah at least well it's every kid did that yeah but that's right and bart's like i'm gonna kick yeah and then you just hear like them screaming from the other room yeah they just hit each other at the same time yes oh you got a heart container good job did you just simpsons did it my life simpsons did it look man that's true i didn't say simpsons did it i just made a gag about it because it's just amazing i'm just saying they've done a lot of [ __ ] they really have you got the conch horn there's an angina for you yeah it's pretty naughty looking as well in fact let's get this off the screen please kids watching it just makes like this pathetic like like the cello's like this is like yeah the entire the entire orchestra has one moment where it's like drops out for the conch solo [Music] the prairie is waiting oh man push the blocks dude what are you doing check this out oh and now i have got it what the [ __ ] was that i was trying to make a joke where i [ __ ] it up intentionally but it won't let me shovel or piece of art oh my god i don't know well you'll probably dig up some pieces of heart with the shovel huh [Music] deluxe seems expensive why does he say that yeah damn that's expensive right wow i really rake people over the coals anyway you're gonna get it yeah oh this is where crazy tracy lives i love crazy tracy she does something awesome for you oh my god i love her right hi that big guy i'm crazy tracy i've got a little secret for sale that'll pump you up you like my rats 42 rubies from a little secret they said i was crazy when i wanted to take rats into my house and i was like no all right come here and i'll rub it on you there i've applied my own secret that's what it is so she puts the stuff on you that when you die you come back to life automatically oh yes drop back in big guy here's some bonus treatment behold your hats are full oh they already were [ __ ] you thanks crazy tracy don't mention it seriously don't mention it [Laughter] oh he's fabulous hello salutations you wouldn't know by the look of me but i used to live in the castle my servants went berserk and i was forced to flee to my villa dick villa so if you're looking for something oh no uh i may have just what you're after but first i want you to retrieve the golden leaf i left behind in the castle when i fled okay no way you say jose smashing to tell you the truth there are five leaves i thought i wouldn't spring that on you until you already agreed and they're in a spike pit electrified spike pit and i want them all okay you'll need to do some digging so buy a shovel are you off then good luck wow what an [ __ ] what is going on here i don't know it's a smiley face oh yeah it looks like the funny face pancake you get from ihop doesn't it why do you know about the funny face pancake because it was like the most exciting thing i could possibly order as a kid oh oh my god it was around then oh yeah it's been since the 80s at least damn oh he loves bananas you have bananas i do have bananas you got a kiki the monkey bananas bananas uki monkeys repay him yeah this guy's got bananas get him yeah just [ __ ] 500 little monkey fists oh god they're eating my face he's made of bananas oh they're all they've coordinated their dance moves those are some [ __ ] ingenious monkeys monkey business done bye bye bye are they the backstreet boys oh my god this n sync dude okay it just reminds me of that video that rocco put out another one hey warner brothers uh first you uh got rid of hello nurse i didn't say anything [Music] it's just like the lola bunny thing hello the bunny you know they always told me to fight like a gentleman and he pulls out the lightsabers generally you [ __ ] hey golden leaf hey that's awesome you start swinging around like star wars kid excellent and he's also in his underwear oh wait is that the guy who uh was swinging around the lightsaber at uh disney world yeah oh my god i love him yeah we're uh he's so funny the the the and i go online and see what north korea has been saying oh yeah i gotta say it's really pissing me off so [ __ ] funny turn the camera off around here secrets are nigh wink all right well nye means near so let's do a little uh digging i guess yeah dig in that little spot oh my god how you're [ __ ] amazing with the secret seashells yeah that was that was a one-shot pony oop i'm gonna keep digging though just in case i'm pretty sure that was what it was okay uh uh oh ye of little father i'm gonna [ __ ] keep digging it's like everybody around you secrets are nice right here oh cuckoo prairie on top of the little mesa with the trees oh [ __ ] we completely forgot to play the rest of uh it takes two yeah yeah well we'll get around to the plate links awakening i forgot also also we don't know if like people are gonna like it oh that's true we might wanna yeah okay good move smart exactly ah i'm just gonna walk on by the talking pickle yeah it's the pickle from burger time i never thought i'd get another job i'm so blessed hold on i gotta go back to richard's place i'm i'm way off the path do you yeah now move this statue and you will find a reward it was here the whole time it contains one dollar oh i guess you go in his backyard yeah you push the statue and there's just a note in there that says go [ __ ] yourself oh thanks richard that's why they call me dick ah secret station what a waste of [ __ ] did you when they were selling this place were they like oh quaint mid-century house uh basement that's a labyrinth yeah with secrets bees oh squackle i see you have a nice stick that is wildly inappropriate sir can i borrow it for a second can can't [Music] oh what a [ __ ] idiot yeah that's not what you do with the bees that's gonna excite the bees look at length look at squackle oh well what a dumb ass yeah he's just [ __ ] standing there i can't believe it he just silently pokes the [ __ ] feet and squackle's like now i will have the stick and the honeycomb oh no i guess he kept the stick you're not sure how it happened but take it oh a little bombable situation over here that guy got nothing out of that situation oh i got a stick me me me me what a perfectly manicured pool i know i could spend all day here but i know i have to go into the [ __ ] slime caverns welcome thanks for coming in here instead of taking a refreshing dip yeah welcome to the slime caverns you know you could be at the pool right now enjoying a summertime snack like those little hyper-colored ice pops that come and then you have to squeeze them out of the plastic whoops i didn't look at the door that has to open with the pots and then like half of it it melts before you can eat it then you like slurp it up on the bottom you're just drinking [ __ ] disgusting sugar water you'll be dead within the hour enjoy your summer and then if you if you like suck it up instead of like pour it in your mouth and some of your spit gets inside and it's really gross whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i don't remember this what is supposed to happen i don't want to give it away what do you mean we're not going to see it what do you mean because the kids could see it i just got to look up a video on how to do it just tell me no i'm not gonna tell you close your ears if you don't want spoilers no yeah i'm not gonna tell you you have to see it for yourself why are you so whiny i'm not whining it's just i'm not whining shut up no everybody's gonna everything everybody's saying i'm telling you everyone at home is like no don't tell them okay because they want to see what you what you you're getting what your reaction that's every email i get is you just play this because you see dan's reaction that's exactly what's this is the well this is the moment show show it to me online this is the no we have to do it we're not going to do it we just spent all our money which i guess is the perfect time yeah exactly you can't afford anything yeah just walk out with a shield [Music] dude here look up how to beat this guy oh god what's his name i don't know fred like he's not wearing a name tag dude link's awakening walkthrough right oh oh it didn't like that didn't you my god arrow to the head oh oh what a delightful key that looks like one of those ice creams with the gumball eyes it's like hello all kitty all right i'll give you that one the face key oh hi like even link looks happy when you hold it up love the face oh it's the wind fish it's just a whale yeah it looks that way and a whale's not even a fish to the finder the isle of current is but an illusion human monster sea sky are seen on the lid of a sleeper's eye awake the dreamer and coherent will vanish much like the bubble underneath well you can't rhyme on one thing and then change your mind yeah cast away you should know the truth what the illusion was that link talking wow they really no it's like there's like a narrator voice okay it just kind of comes in yeah it's like the owl yep flip flap flip for this lap [Music] oh hey what's up that was worthless wasn't it hoot i see you have read the relief well it does say the island is but a dream of the wind fish no one is really sure just as you cannot know if a chest holds treasure until you open it so you cannot tell if this is a dream until you awaken the only one who knows for sure is the wind fish and you know how to wake that [ __ ] trust your feelings someday you will discover the answer hopefully it doesn't get us all killed yeah i know the answer but i'm keeping it from you pacing it out you know yeah make it exciting for the for the player how does that relate to this this might help actually hi ho hey you is that possibly a honeycomb you have chef bear aaron that's how we do it i just ran out will you swap it for a pineapple yes sure i have a choice it's not as sweet but it is delicious oh yeah i know that tub of goo is asleep right in the way of the iron desert once he's asleep you won't barge for a long time that's right you [ __ ] ancient ruins you've been breaking the sequence you gotta go to yarn a desert okay sorry but hey take little marin and wake him up with her singing that slob would wake up with a jump if he heard her sing for sure okay he hates the way she sings damn hi you don't know the preparation when dealing with a lady do you you should have brought flowers or something that might be more inclined to talk with you oh yes in my case hi well thanks for that information he biscuits he put it in a tea biscuit delicious my dog by the way knows the word biscuit now oh god um yeah she can just figure things out that's all your dog is watching this episode yeah it happened when i when i said hibiscus her head was like i'm like i'm like an amazon echo yeah i just hear whatever i actually have a list of accidental wake words on my phone oh that i kept track of a long time ago yeah i'm still done of a [ __ ] the mailman oh it's his brother by the bay is my masterpiece to tell you the truth that work is not complete the art it's difficult for you to grasp is it not oh it is difficult this game looks great polish great aesthetic great pokemon just well not just but like recently announced a diamond and pearl remake it's a remake of a ds game um and it's like kind of this aesthetic but it looks like [ __ ] huh it looks [ __ ] terrible why i don't know okay i don't know why take it easy it [ __ ] upsets me so much because here's the thing zelda not even like it's like a it's pretty popular franchise right like everyone knows zelda yeah it's not the most popular franchise in the world do you know what is pokemon pokemon yeah that is weird it is the most successful franchise of all time and all of their games look like [ __ ] it's so weird sun and moon look good no it doesn't okay it looks okay it's well it's a 3ds game so it's like it did what it did but it's on switch now and the switch had [ __ ] breath of the wild it's got monster on her eyes it's got some beautiful ass games it's got [ __ ] links awakening yeah it's gorgeous and all the pokemon games that they've announced pokemon arceus and pokemon diamond pro remake they look like [ __ ] and don't don't even tell me oh it's in development or with it no it's not it's gonna look like that you know it is because that's what sword and shield looked like and everyone was like no it's not gonna look and it did it's gonna look like that period so i don't understand it pisses me off okay why can't pokemon look great because they have the money it's the most successful franchise of all time that is weird that is weird i don't get it i don't get it either i mean it troubles me so because i like pokemon i like the idea of pokemon isn't nintendo super careful about their properties looking exactly all of their games look great they always push the system to their limits because every one of their systems is underpowered the switch is like a horribly underpowered system but that's because it's portable right i guess and so they make their games look great despite that but this they [ __ ] do this [ __ ] with pokemon every time and driving insane this place looks nice it does i would live here oh squackle i'm glad you found this place god that's a weird name will you stay and talk with me for a while oh no yeah no dot dot dot of course so anyways and then stacy said chandra said stacy was like it comes down link is just passed out in the sands face down uh-huh yeah oh this is very sweet i wonder where these coconut cheese come from seeds taren says there's nothing beyond the sea because give it away but i believe there must be something over there it's probably nothing though deals are they going anywhere or like um they're like help we're trapped there's a force field when i discovered you squackle my heart skipped a beat i had to go to the hospital i thought this person has come to give us a message but then you didn't talk and i was like oh i guess not in fact you might be the worst messenger in all of nintendo [Music] are you gonna [ __ ] say something or what if i was single i would fly as far as i could unlike these ones they just stay in space please bad example i would fly to faraway places and sing for many people remember my singing if i wish to the wind fish if i wish to the wind fish i wonder if my dream will come true i'm going to say something now it's your turn to talk please we'll just keep talking are you really hey listening are you listening to me yeah no both of those sound bad huh okay good so anyway i was just saying the wind fish i want to know everything about you it's gonna be really hard how many you might consider the weak silent type yeah you have 20 years it's cool huh the walrus wants me to go to him well all right let's go what do you say that i guess so dwarves wants to go to you you gotta marry and apparently you're cheerleaders now yeah can you go through the warp with us oh yeah join me considering those warps were ancient things that like were not uh available to the townspeople before yeah i'm about to surprise him with my [ __ ] tunes [ __ ] give me a b flat slap you with those tunes dog the water's like [ __ ] yeah dude there's rules i love it oh my god i hate it i'd rather drown [Laughter] hello and welcome back to link's awakening um i was wandering around the desert just killing time before we started recording and oops i stumbled on a boss so let's fight him shall we yes it is really weird that there's a mini boss just like out in the world yeah i was like [ __ ] has that happened yet i can't remember i don't think so also this is very doki doki literature club kind of uh poem see bears from sleep bears dreams nothing's in this game my crush what i don't know wait i don't know it was a bit of an esoteric hint don't you think oh is that just like poetic or is that actually a thing that you use in the game oh it's got to be a thing you use the um sleep is dream hey an owl oh the shape of the key shows a fish swimming in a cascade of water now go now to the mountain waterfall i'll leave from the top and you will reach your goal oh schnibs my wings simply aren't big enough to carry this rotund body every time i pap i eat another fly out of the air delicious um uh memory yeah yeah oh marin singing hey all the animals are like oh god when can we eat her uh hey it's a nice sacrilene can we eat her baby those are vicious rabbits that oh those first three notes ah it always reminds me of look at this stuff isn't it cool or whatever she sings that's neat all right look at this stuff isn't it neat wouldn't you think my collection is complete ah looking around here you think sure she's got everything look at this [ __ ] isn't it nice get the [ __ ] out of my house with your lice [Laughter] what the [ __ ] that's why you gotta lift all the rocks home oh my god it sucks maybe this guy you are fine thank you and you're in both ways like you're fine and like you're fine thank you aaron what an incredibly nice thing to say yeah man you think after eight years together we wouldn't find each other attractive anymore but here we are well more attracted than ever it just keeps getting better do you think we might be the gayest uh let's play oh whoa sneaky do you think we might be the gayest uh let's play group out there i'm pretty sure there's probably a let's play group out there that's actually gay yeah you're probably right you're probably right i i'd say that's okay do you think we're the gayest of the straight let's players hey what's up welcome to the anglers tunnel please walk forward into the watery [ __ ] it's a world of laughter a world of tears it's a world of the the world of peers and that's i always remember that part because they say it so quickly it's like a group of children singing it and they're like it's a world of just and they just like they start slipping in weird things like have you heard the news the world's run by the jews it's a small like what wait a minute hold on what it's a small i guess it was nothing maybe when it loops around up here the that's awesome what is the ultimate comeback that works in every situation uh your mama no oh you repeat back what they say but in a whiny voice oh yeah it's it immediately gets to like your primal monkey brain and you're like oh stop it yes and then and then everything you and then you start and it's like no stop it stop don't say that even stop it don't say it anymore like it's just it's unbeatable it's on it's like putting a mirror up to medusa it's [ __ ] that's what it is that's why that's how uh world leaders do it so you left the nuclear proliferation shut up i'm gonna launch the nukes right now i gotta do it i'm gonna do it and then they sign an accord and everyone's happy yeah so you say so uh i saw it happen in real life we were playing rust and there was some kid that was like trying to get into our base and uh and he was just like being an [ __ ] first of all he was like he was like were you 30 with a job so uh yeah so these kids were like trying to get into our base which one of the things that they said which was hilarious to us was like like completely serious as if this is an insult like what are you 30 would you have a job to get up for tomorrow they were like yeah yes it's that's correct that's great i have money that i can spend on things i have a family yeah i don't know i don't know what you intended that insult to sound like you know when you get bored at your house and you can't go anywhere i can go places yeah because i'm in a dart i can buy gas to put in my car and go places and buy things that i like yeah they started like saying stuff and they're like oh you stupid and then pissed him off wow dude it was amazing you did that after you established that you were in your 30s yeah of course that's excellent well i mean that it makes it even more powerful stop give me 50 baby 50 rupees very nice it is very nice hey what are you gonna do with those 50 rupees you're gonna invest in gamestop very timely joke aaron thanks now why are you killing the jelly balls i'm not killing them they're killing me jelly balls stop no i'm covered in jelly balls all right let's get out of here coyotes coyote encounters are very awkward for me oh really yeah i don't mind the coyote encounters and what about when there's three of them they they're still free to you yeah but they'll they'll eat my dog oh oh yeah that's right you have another animal they might be like threatened by the duck because the dog will be like no actually camilla's like he cares you want to play dude can i play with the other jokes like they're not dogs camilla they're [ __ ] they'll kill you do you think they would actually play though no no way they'll what they're trying to do is lure her away so they can [ __ ] kill her oh yeah [ __ ] them man they're the bad kids oh okay they're the bad kids in in the neighborhood i remember i was taking out the trash one day and every time uh i i i would walk out the door with the trash bins so i'd like bring out the trash bin one and then i'd like bring it to the street and there was a coyote like on the on the the the distant street looking at me just in the center of the street and i was like all right well yeah cool and then i went back inside and i got the recycle bin and i came out and then he was like in the same spot but like five meters closer yeah yeah they do that they'll trail you ah i hope i can make it stop i can't jump far enough that's it is that closest to manba prison i'm ukuku for prairie puffs sorry um yes it is it's very close what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] it's a ghost oh [ __ ] is he just gonna like hang out with you for a while yeah dude he's like herpes he really hangs out i'm sorry what the [ __ ] is this ghost i gotta i gotta do stuff with him oh [ __ ] the ghost is like how the [ __ ] am i going to follow this guy yeah i think i lost him ah [ __ ] i know i found you oh it was so sad though hoot oh wait this is your character oh it has been some time since our past cross land i mean it was like three minutes ago but happened from game time you must dive into the waters of martha's bay to enter the catfish's mall none of that sounds appealing the closer you get to the wind fish the more restless he sleeps like he's been he's been like the whole time he's been convincing you that he's like this cool guy and he's just like so you're gonna want to go to the thing and then just dive into the volcano yeah or like it's all just something for him like yeah you'll want to go into the dodger there you'll find a pile of dead mice bring them up to the land you see i will bless them with my mouth where does he go i don't know away this is the color dungeon and we're the color guard you'll need magic powder to get anywhere in here yeah yeah say the word and i'll sell you some i wrote you a letter every day you wrote me what was that ice cream place that was carvel no the friendlies friendlies that's what it was called right friendlies friendlies is like a like a diner type of place it was friendlies right oh god now i have to know i think they closed down friendly's closed down yeah how will i enjoy their grilled cheese sandwiches that make me [ __ ] orange dude you got to think about it what are you doing almost got it oh you oh oh yeah almost got it yeah oh that's good yeah it was great how you doing it man almost got it all right fine let's think about it okay that turns that it's every adjacent one let's switch it okay that's fine don't worry about it uh-huh oh oh hey that's different this is it nice you're a genius aaron bro i retained nothing i learned nothing i care not the masses oh uh should i keep playing i don't know oh all right uh hey everyone how's it going aaron's about to eat some chicken fingers do you know about chicken fingers they're delicious pieces of chicken that have been breaded fried and then consumed for your enjoyment they also turned into some rancid shits but we're not going to go there today what do i look like aaron hanson anyway let's he's gone now so let's get real aaron wears underwear on his head every day and i ask him why are you doing that and he says listen i like the way it smells i like the way it feels and you can go [ __ ] yourself if you feel differently and i don't care what anyone [ __ ] thinks [ __ ] these fans hey hey how's it going good yeah i was just uh let's let's play this boss man yeah wow what did you guys talk about talk about yeah you know he kept doing the show right nope oh just sat here like a lump we should probably cut that part out um so do i need to no no you can keep it right down the top of the time ah hold on can i use your magic goo dude you're doing a bow and arrow you gotta do use your magic all right stop yelling if you want offense choose red if you want defense choose blue i've read pilled so many noobs today [Laughter] which power do you want uh good question neither yeah i don't want it well i love sturdy blue oh you do like the blue yeah i like defense are you sure you want the blue mail i am a blue man okay as you wish relax and close your eyes it's just like burning like ah this tail will have a happy ending oh god you got the blue mail take half as much damage i will now take you outside just walk get out of my house all right dude got the blue mail this is great and then we'll go into the uh the stone guy room he's my best friend hello and welcome back to game grumps mama i am a little blue squackle and uh we are here at mr wright's house and we're going to give him the letter from his hibiscus love oh my god is he going to be like oh this [ __ ] i don't want oh god uh tell her i didn't i'm not home yeah can you shred this please what's this a letter for me oh [ __ ] i'm so happy but that photo is not of the oh boy letter writing is such a great hobby i hope we can meet up one day me too good luck [Laughter] she was she was a cute goat that's what i'm saying yeah i mean whatever i mean this is not helping my status as dan's a furry but like she was a cute goat she was she's adorable she's got those cute little little cute little black dot eyes this is going to make me sound so stupid um i'm i'm embarrassed to almost say it i just want to quietly look it up okay are all goats male or like are are [ __ ] so embarrassed if this is not the case is it like bulls and cows you know where all all bowls are male and cows are female no there are female gods they're female goats yes okay oh yeah goat milk yeah i would not want male goat milk that's a whole different shabang yeah yeah yahoo yahoo a new broom for me it is isn't it i mean yes wow it floats too okay in return you can have this fishing hook i found when i swept by the riverbank with my old broom like ugh i can't remember what the fishing hook what you do with it shove it up your [ __ ] no that is absolutely the last thing i want to do well i don't know man what else do you do fresh out of ideas mermaid friend oh hi um sup when i was swimming in the bay the waves took a very important necklace from around my neck and i was like [ __ ] if you find it i will let you take a scale from my tail of the other tail tail scale okay and if you eat anything oh god okay sorry go on oh that's my friend bert he's a son he's a real son of a [ __ ] i am burnt right ow oh what's that you have in your hand oh it's not a fishing hook is it you're like no [ __ ] i love fishing hooks you better let me have it in fact no one will find your body under this bridge okay keep your eyes open watch a pro at work oh i better catch the necklace yeah absolutely my that's a big one that's like a pearl necklace whoa the double pawn oh my gosh the lucky well okay cool i guess our business is concluded here that's it this one give it i want this guilty why am i under water oh because i'm peeling one off of her lower abdomen jesus thank you all i have to offer is my skin oh my god i will happily take it you pull off the scales you just deflate it's like liner not that one is that the mel made scale i can't use it now i have to work on this drawing you should go finish the mermaid statue for me what finish oh i've got to put the scale on the statue oh okay okay so maybe i do that after the hook shot do it after the hook shot okay so i guess i do have to go into the this is what i got the blue um armor for so i could just get my ass beaten no one will be any of the wiser that's so true but like yeah i guess the red red would can you change it can you go back to the ferry and be like i've changed my mind i don't know i never tried oh [ __ ] [ __ ] she's like you can't change your mind you already chose it i told you i gave you the choice and then i asked if you were sure and you did it you said like whoa whoa okay okay i'll go just come in here and change things are the smell this works you're like backing out of the room slowly like i'm sorry like what's wrong yes nothing's wrong you just you just really freaked me out i just need a minute okay listen i think honestly you're just mad at your dad and you're kind of taking it out on me what are you talking about you know anything about me get out of here you work all day at the factory like no what what factory sorry sorry but so the red the red mail is out of the questions [Laughter] gives you what you need well i mean because you're fighting him yeah the hook shot oh wow it wasn't even a treasure chest yeah well he it was but he took it remember the note he left oh yeah that's right it's chain stretch is long when you use it that's pretty that's you know what i i'm into that i like that that's a fun little piece of flavor there so i want to do it dude i am gripping and ripping all over this level now you are and you should like go off king [Laughter] what oh ah oh what the [ __ ] there go my nuts all right uh goldman nuts dude all right are you ready uh did i not get the nightmare key no you i thought i did oh man oh my god you didn't oh it's in that room oh fork but how do you get there ah gee whiz what the [ __ ] yeah you didn't think this was gonna happen how did you not see the writing on the wall you can only see the writing on the wall when the goo goes over it ironically oh well okay i guess there's just goo monsters flying around and then yeah i guess that's just how we're living now i guess that's the world we live in it's totally fine it's totally fine i've accepted it it's the truth i'm living my truth right now i'm not a big fan of that phrase what i'm living my truth yeah why is that i don't know because there's only the truth you know my my truth just kind of sounds like well i don't like the truth so i'm gonna just say whatever i want and adjust reality accordingly you know what i mean i think it's i think it's more just like i'm trying to be myself oh that's fine yeah i'll get back there man what do you mean you get back there you're right here all right either way it's a i'm going to a room with a dead end why would you oh my god you're so right no no no no oh boy you can get through no dude can we the other one flip the switch dingus flip white switch to the right there's a crystal switch the crystals switch it and then you'll have access oh you fingers dingus because i was trying to go the other way but you are a treasure chest in here why wouldn't you just get it because now i have to [ __ ] go up a stairway which leads to a whole another shebang god you're just like your mother what are you talking about well that's what like angry husbands say wait didn't wait what what what did that do i don't know you put the you put the lime in the coconut and called them in the morning and it didn't do anything i guess those are the wrong holes they're not the wrong holes of course they are nothing happened when you put them in the holes right i don't know no that's right they wouldn't lock in that way well then i go i don't know aaron you're the one who wanted me to go this way you could still go up how exactly there's a staircase up there yes and how would you like me to get there you [ __ ] hit the thing and then go up no you're dead to me they go down dude impossible it doesn't make any sense what you're saying how did you get the treasure chest then i couldn't tell you look at that it's nothing oh it's nothing yeah more like a secret seashell hey dummy need a hint my weak point is whoops there i go talking too much again fake are you really [ __ ] serious did that happen dude was that real i think it was real otherwise you wouldn't be laughing so much i'm worried about you [Laughter] what what could it mean fake shade oh i throw his head oh he hit him hats oh he's got holes do i need to be dropping bombs for your mom's on this oh yeah maybe throw him in his mouth yeah don't like that do you oops well that's something very simple about that i guess it's the the panic of trying to figure it out in time yeah while he's like pulling away tiles why would he even know what bombs are anyway he's just a facts aide yeah my weak point is i don't know blowing up my [ __ ] face kind of everyone's weak point when you think about it oh th these these guys are perfect examples of why the boomerang is good nevermind all right i was thinking of the electrocution guys what is this australia oh dude oh no oh well that [ __ ] video of that cat that's like wow oh dude your path is not easy but you are almost there go east the wind fish is getting restless wake him [ __ ] is this just is this like all just an elaborate suicide for that owl seems like it doesn't it hey kid you woke me up from a fine nap thanks a lot but now i'll get my revenge are you ready i'll let you carry more magic powder are you ready okay no oops i killed him game over you deserve it now look at all that junk you have to carry take care see you again well i forgot about that guy yeah he's always like i'm gonna curse you and it's like something great yeah thanks man 40 magic powders now you're overburdened yeah great you did it oh it's all covered in algae hell yeah it should go down to the same place though right you would think oh oh what's something man that's [ __ ] wart dude look yeah i guess it is actually no it's mamu it's not mommy it's [ __ ] work uh ribbit ribbit i'm mammo on vocals but i don't need to tell you that do i everybody knows me want to hang out and listen to us jam for 300 rupees we'll let you listen to a previously unreleased cut what do you say i'll pay it yeah oh i'm a huge mama fan 300 to watch frogs crick mommy mommy oh sounds good hey look at him go yeah listen to like great you think they'd make them dance or something i like how the little frogs are just like yeah they're the um trouble or whatever right yeah yeah wonderful daddy's no one course crap oh i learned a new song song of soul yeah the frog's got soul it's a very moving tune it can even liven up on living things hint like what rocks well remember how we spoke if you play the song you'll make everything around you feel more alive remember how we spoke about um the chicken that needs to carry us around to places go home well let me let me show you something wait you gotta go there first don't you whoops lovely song yep uh maybe you need to be facing it uh um i swear mom it was doing it a second there it ago okay there's the dead rooster oh well that's much more wonderful yes but fear not i'm gonna bring him back to life this one's definitely gonna wake up and [ __ ] scare everyone freedom horrible horrible eternal freedom the chickens just like check out my [ __ ] yeah wow they came to snuff my rooster but he ain't gonna die wow he truly ain't oh [ __ ] oh so i see you're seeing another bird cool cool no big deal the wind fish sleeps long and dreamly in the egg above when you play the eight instruments of the sirens in front of the egg he will awaken this my friend is the only way for you to leave the island it's not really new information dude yeah why did you stop the whole game for that fear and i just drop in it's been a minute bring me any weird stones you're playing it's here yeah i can polish them up for you you can bring them to a pawn shop excuse me for a million billion dollars you give me 10 10 wow a million billion huh that's how much my stones are worse i don't like to brag but i'm not even billy hey friends breaking stone worth nothing polishing up a million how do you think i was able to afford to shack yeah i guess if you want to go cheap you could get it for a thousand billion um no wrong but that's not even that's a that's a secret up there you don't even need to really we've done this yeah you remember this yeah how do you remember this because we did it all this [ __ ] looks the same to me dang [ __ ] i didn't know you were there it is no that's the right place oh you scandalous we already did this are you about to make a joke that i'm racist because i said all caves look the same meanwhile it's actually the cave that we're supposed to be in i'm not like a hundred percent in love with your tone right now what's kirby oh my god it is kirby what the [ __ ] okay so it's kirby yeah yeah yeah he's sucking up the the everything what the hell can't do that that's copyright infringement what do is do you think nintendo's going to sue nintendo well how laboratories can sue nintendo a subsidiary of nintendo uh-oh i know not how to do this ooh that's a shazbot of a situation right there that is a chassbot i think you have to kill those boys and a treasure chest will appear and then you can hook shot into it really but then yeah right how would i kill them you gotta go over there first i never thought of it like that there you go wow okay damn uh it's where you kind of like look at your own sword and you're like holy [ __ ] did i do that yeah i think i i think i'm supposed to okay fine oh yeah look at what's up here secret secrets indeed this is secret you can open this thing in your secret ten dollars got a small key dog you got small key we gonna knock with that door yeah probably maybe my heart maybe you're shaped upon your box funny why'd you leave anyway uh just to make a jape i didn't i didn't mean to leave i just was walking near the sunlight to make a hilarious shape whoops that's what happens with goose and gaffs dude they seem so innocent from a distance of goofs and gaffs required reading and they're groups and calves the story of gorge and memmy okay you know my dad works at nintendo he does you know my dad's the he created nintendo actually he made all of it shigeru hansen [Laughter] is his name could you do the thing for me thank you ow oh my god oh all right i guess i gotta maybe like a bow and arrow or whoa ho ho ho ho yeah cool all right oh yeah dude he just like waxed it it's so frantic it'd be funny i feel like as he flies over and you've got to like defend yourself it doesn't even hurt you it's just like ah how come the skull guy riding the eagle isn't in smash brothers school got rid of the eagle for smash and death for you my energy gone i lost but you will be lost too if the wind fish wakes same as me you are in his dream well [ __ ] that's not good well then i don't feel bad about killing you because you're just a dream yeah how's that feel victory oh [ __ ] oh [Laughter] good nice four hearts in the bottom row this is good yeah feeling good on a wednesday yeah sparkling cuts well you have to leave on your own now yeah now you just have to awkwardly shuffle out of here oh taryn you [ __ ] buzzkill you're tearing up this i've come to see block you wait is taren like her dad or uncle or yeah tyrion's her dad well but she calls him taryn huh oh i call my parents by their first names i guess that's true oh never mind oh she never got to say her feelings i gotta go ah maybe she was like please don't finish the game we'll disappear no [ __ ] yeah stay here forever be trapped with us in this tiny world this pocket-sized world yeah it's pocket-sized world that you can beat in 12 episodes ah you're so close right yeah it looks like you got c blocked oh hooch that girl sang her song in front of the egg her ballad of the wind fish is a song of awakening does he actually intend to wake the wind fish the next sirens instrument is in the west never eat soggy waffles they go to the left play your melodies so the unliving stones might hear show your courage the wind fish waits for you hoot okay now where's he going that's not even on the world anymore places places he's going places slap stop stop damn dude this guy's a million hits i know he's he's tough as rocks [Music] oh my god um dude i always change direction when i don't need to [ __ ] sassy back and forth man ah jeez what a damn whatever you do don't go inside my gross neck hole what did i just say p hat an inherently hilarious name it is it sounds funny it's just fun to say p-hat say it at home look at this p-hat over here my god well that was about the worst thing that could have happened now how many of you at home said p-hat out loud and then whoever was sitting next to you was like what the [ __ ] are you talking about yeah well unless they're listening too if the person's on headphones then yes it'll be very well yeah that's what i'm saying that was the image that i had in my mind right you're just in the library like p hat sorry in pasty there we go goes just make sure oh here's the thing looks like you pressed a button 10 we 10 years deep and it still feels like we're cheating on each other with each other wait what are you doing here we've we've been together over a decade and her quit slash brown slash taint area still pawns my dick what's the problem i think it kills me man that is for anyone who hasn't heard it that is widely regarded as the worst tweet of all time and which is pretty amazing because you think of all the horrible tweets that come out every day and that still holds the record 10 years later yeah it's kevin smith and if you just you just look up kevin smith's worst tweet of all time i'm sure you'll get it oh hey oh hey have you met my brothers they also roll spiky cylinders around oh oh so goopy i like how no words are exchanged that's so true it makes it so much weirder and more uncomfortable mm-hmm that's fantastic that's fantastic wow yeah that's really good yeah oh i bet i know what i have to do what's that check it out fill the whole thing um [Music] i will fill your belly with my festering seed oh oops i [ __ ] it up yeah you sure did eh okay i know what to do inside a boy sorry that's adam driver from saturday night live oh it's [ __ ] amazing adam driver's intensity always kills me he's very funny yeah or more more marijuana i don't know i don't know i don't know you get a hook shot right you can hook shot a little statue right first of all congratulations but now you can't go back this listen to the hook shot [ __ ] oh man all that was in there was scuba you can't even you can't even rub the scum all over your [ __ ] body it's pretty tough great it's all government [ __ ] it's just branches of the government they don't know what's going on and they just do all this stuff that's all it is man it's certainly possible i know i've listened i've heard a million ufo stories i have my own ufo story you do yeah of course did we talk about it i told you about it i don't know it doesn't sound familiar i okay well were you abducted and or probed no i wish you kidding me of course daddy listen probe me ufo daddy lord lord lord daddy um so yeah i lived in palmdale um for a hot minute a little under a year that was when we met and uh you know palmdale is uh just south of what is it edwards air force base uh-huh i think anyway it's some air force base i don't know if it's edwards or not but it's an air force base just north of palmdale right okay so we're driving up we go to la all the time we're driving up from l.a palmdale's south uh north of l.a so we're driving up and it's like 2 a.m and we're just about to enter palmdale and then we're behind this flatbed truck that's being escorted by four army convoy that's being escorted by six police officers whoa um and on the flatbed truck uncovered no [ __ ] tarp is a straight-up saucer like i'm talking like saucer with dome top and i was like okay and i tried to get pictures of it but all i had was like a shitty sidekick because this was like a fart a long time ago so none of them came out okay it was all just blackness um but they were just they were just beelining it straight to the air force base just running through red lights and uh we were stuck behind it for like a good five minutes because they were going really slow because it was you know they were escorting a [ __ ] ufo right um but that's my story that's insane yeah okay i really don't feel like you've ever told me that before really how could how could that be well i don't know i mean did you ever ask yeah i guess that was on me i suppose it's my fault nice nice nice yeah i guess when you stun him you can just hit him a bunch you can just give him a whack attack dopeness imprisoning me all that i see absolutely awesome [ __ ] um you can go left now yeah i guess so what was the one where is like the picture of him on rodeo drive with like a versace bag and he's like bargains imprisoning me all that i see absolute savings what a great deal oh yeah this [ __ ] is so funny i can't remember how it goes though all right nightmare key key oh no the fire on but that's fine magic rod now you can burn things burn it burn it all down wow someone was having a rough day very narrative [ __ ] there's nowhere else to go where are you going where am i going [Music] oh man you haven't done that voice since fergie oh [ __ ] what voice when uh when bergy says damn these hot dogs coming into our country taking our jobs and then i bring kevin in and kevin's my girlfriend who's a hot dog and you're like oh oh you don't remember this no okay well i assure you it was probably hilarious i think i blacked out that year of game games welcome back to game grubs [Applause] [Music] [Applause] welcome back i'm making triangles oh [ __ ] dude this is we could've been marking [ __ ] all anyway but definitely one of the two crackle crackle squackle push you're finished i was everybody please use the sirens i mean they're all really just defending their right to live yeah but [ __ ] that hot head when has that ever stopped us before wait does hot head get hit with them no no no it doesn't look right oh no yeah it does that seems like bad strange yeah that seems like bad flavor i i like it because i feel like in every other game of all time fire beats ice you know all that like i think it's cool mix it up a little bit son of a [ __ ] in all in all aspects of the magic rod it has been used to make fire or melt ice you know i just like the idea of you talking about your dick in all aspects of the magic rod it has traditionally been used to make fire or ice no not make ice melt ice melt ice all oh and melt hearts oh hello oh my god hello what the [ __ ] okay well you're not my real dad you cannot wait to win fish wherever you two are in the dream i mean it's like they're all right you know yeah but they're also the ones [ __ ] everything up for everybody are they they're kind of just doing their own thing in their own dungeons yeah but they're not real the wind fish is what's real and she's having a scary nightmare isn't the windfish not real though no the windfish is super real oh yeah you're in her dream but so when you go so the windfish still exists in the hold on i gotta guess the percussion ah jesus that's the backbone of all the music got the thunderdrum that's what i call my butthole okay well oh no del taco and it's rough on the thunderdrum that's not a thunder that's the most not thunder drum tip tip tip tip that's like the snare practice pad they give like third graders egg oh i like that it's marin's song you're in love with her well she's in love with you yeah she's in love with you you you kind of like i don't know if you're real or not yeah i can't be in love with a ghost ghost to me well this is adorable who's playing them though you are no you're not you're playing an ocarina correct look at the [ __ ] the xylophone aren't even moving it's it's um they could have animated them moving it's like in beauty and the beast when all the instruments come to life they could have shown the little bumps and like the keys getting depressed and and the it's like aladdin where the tea cup sings they go to treasure planet damn is this gonna play forever yes yes thank you that's a big egg it's a big hunk of egg oh oh just two feet come out and you have to fight it yeah ah commented by goo [Music] should i do i wanna at last you've reached the goo can you imagine this [ __ ] coming out of me what that was no that was one crazy wednesday the time has come the wind fish awaits enter the egg i've always wanted to say that i'm sure there's a better way to do this than i am but th this is the trickiest one for me at least they kept his whole sound effect oh nice schweet it is starting to make sense to me i am starting to understand if you realize the dangers i shot in ganon is throwing things at michael's poodle off i've got to watch out for dr spoon i missed i missed him damn it that's okay you'll get a second challenge this is ganon's only appearance in this game oh yeah i guess so hey awkward yes however my name's dazzle i'm 26 years old and i know how to party i go in for the hug and it's a good hug swarm what in the name of god are you talking about it's devil my name's dethel my my mom's name is ethel i'm 25 and single i have an eye a giant eye no legs no abdomen i'm good at seeing through the [ __ ] if you know what i mean [Music] oh hey awkward yes however my name's dazzle i'm 26 years old and i know how to party i go in for the hug and it's a good hug swarm what in the name of god are you talking about it's devil my name's dethel my my mom's name is ethel i'm 25 and single i have an eye a giant eye no legs no abdomen i'm good at seeing through the [ __ ] if you know what i mean [Music] oh didn't like that nice [ __ ] job yeah i think we did it eric turn off the microwave that's it awesome oh that's it yeah yeah squackle you have oh that's you you're the owl oh squeako you have beaten the nightmares climb the stairs before you i'd rather stay inside the fish brain okay fine i don't care your choice homie stay alive as long as you're down there i like the brain of the fish it's gooey and it's cosmic oh look at that i love that oh wow this feels very end of gamey doesn't it yeah definitely especially in a super nintendo game this was how i feel a lot of super nintendo games ended well you're in space now oh you didn't like that disappear nice [ __ ] job yeah i think we did it eric turn off the microwave that's it awesome oh that's it yeah yeah squackle you have b oh that's you you're the owl oh squaggo you have beaten the nightmares climb the stairs before you i'd rather stay inside the fish brain okay fine i don't care your choice homie stay alive as long as you're down there i like the brain of the fish it's gooey and it's cosmic oh look at that i love that oh wow this feels very end of gamey doesn't it yeah definitely especially in a super nintendo game this is how i feel a lot of super nintendo games ended well you're in space now hey what's up [ __ ] yeah hard to breathe isn't it young lad i mean squackle the hero you have defeated the nightmares you have proven your wisdom courage and power remember that yes as part of the wind vision spirit i am the guardian of his dream world but one day the nightmares entered the dream and began wreaking havoc then you squackle came to rescue the island i have always trusted in your courage all the time i knew that you would turn back the nightmares i did i'm just imagining he's like something like oh my god we're in space and he like slowly floats turning away off into the air what air am i displacing with my wings thank you squeako my work is done the wind fish will wake soon and i will die goodbye hoot well he was a good he was a good part of her brain oh he was like we need to wake her up so she might live hey honey thanks for waking me i'm the wind fish long has been my slumber like just like a real southern belle in my dreams an egg appeared it was surrounded by an island with people animals an entire world i hated it but verily it'd be the nature dreams to end [ __ ] when i just awaken colon will be gone only the memory of this dreamland will exist in the waking world and then you can have the rugs that lie upon my head yeah weird right how'd these gems get someday thou may recall this island that memory makes the dream world real except for your girlfriend marin she's dead come squackle let us awake it together play the eight instruments play the song of awakening i love that it's all caps like she's just [ __ ] screaming yeah i didn't want to scream though i can't play any of these hmm oh no they're all like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] not the children no all they ever did was play catch all life wasted i guess the octa rocks can go bye do you see a little spike he got like oh [ __ ] yeah i got a mushroom oh no i don't exist i've got a whole life going on no not marin and her fox friend that's actually kind of sad she was very nice oh geez yeah don't show it thanos thing away yeah this [ __ ] didn't happen holmes i thought the egg was just gonna fall under the ocean and then crack and a yolk pours out big oil spills you think you could give me a ride since you could fly and swim since you're a fish no it's cool i guess i'll just drift wait seriously that's okay it's just a drift in the ocean [Music] he's all happy about it [ __ ] applause though because this game is fantastic that's adorable yup

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Length: 102min 24sec (6144 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 13 2021