Best Laughter Moments - Grumps Dream Course - Game Grumps Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]

now you are the one who is dizzy [ __ ] I'm dreaming of your wife nothing [ __ ] someone's got to do something different well that's where you go oh geez that wrong that was maybe wrong roll right into him though yes ma'am is that a perfect shot I think it is mmm [Music] [Laughter] it's a little thing called perfect perfect okay okay [ __ ] you okay that's cool but [ __ ] you oh it is cool yeah that's cool but [ __ ] you though look look at a lot of dots for a hole in one Wow gotta give it to you that was outstanding that was an outstanding look at you you're all angry and [ __ ] yeah yeah not in real life in real life I'm genuinely impressed oh thank you yeah well done I would be too I'd be a little angry but I support my friend Dan it's cool in all his endeavors yeah all right Stage three I [ __ ] [ __ ] all right you piece of ass Oh a rege ank absolutely is uncool not a thing a friend would do really is that all right I think I'm oh yeah I got one more tool I'm tired here we go [Laughter] gagged him oh [ __ ] I got my little Fortress of pink down here yeah you sure do don't worry it will be gank shortly I don't need your [ __ ] higher ground blue [ __ ] your upper-middle class twister is that good yeah twister dude you bet your sweet tits it's good damn it my dad and good holy [ __ ] I missed ball should curve it like I did know this so annoyed right now I'm sorry if I blew out your ears it's cool it's cool I'm asleep hey what the [ __ ] are you astral projecting or what sheesh Susie you dream drunk Darian let's do you [ __ ] watch don't even dare it what are you talking about don't even dare it everybody would do the same don'ts nobody would know it's no sane person you're going right over that thing no I'm not watch I'll show you how [ __ ] skilled I am that is good direct [ __ ] hit [ __ ] that's much farther away from me than it is for you and you're in the you got the tornado don't forget that yeah I might use it whoop oh [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god oh right in the drink Oh oh my god oh my [ __ ] god [Laughter] Fiddlesticks just made a begin starting starting now dating right now he just make that you got a rim yeah you got a [ __ ] rim that is [ __ ] oh my god I'm absolutely calling [ __ ] I will take it Wow I will absolutely take you how can that even be the real case that's the case yeah well thank you makers of this game really ass [ __ ] me on that one alright [ __ ] my [ __ ] have you considered [ __ ] my [ __ ] just go ahead and [ __ ] my [ __ ] I used so much better at this all of a sudden I don't know we were like fumbling and getting all frustrated and now you're like [ __ ] King wizard grumpy horse master thank you how bout [ __ ] you your UFO cancer well it looks like is gonna be a full trade off damn yeah alright go ahead and get the dancing sad man okay that's what that's what AMC picked up or FX picked up right after Mad Men finished its season sad men sad men alright cool [ __ ] UFOs over power that's fine yeah that's some [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] yay oh my god are we tied I think we're [ __ ] tied again oh my god baby giving you the finger oh my god I can't after all that we ended up tied oh you're gonna do it you're gonna do it no dick ah ah yeah hot nasty dicks hot slimy - oh boy this it killing it killing it smalls hey yay oh you've got one show dig not miss your chance Dick's dude that's it this is it holy [ __ ] if you get this don't be super impressed this that's it that's it I did it I'll have to overshoot it a little bit yeah I hope this turns back blue the way I got screwed over before Oh Oh tits and ass okay here we go here's a little snug yeah suck it off suck it off my tip stuck my pre dude drink my pre dude my face there any switches in here yep there's one props on that shot damn that was a [ __ ] sweet shot that was nasty taste Oh God that made me like quarter chub I am halfway to praying right now we're shot like that I'm gonna live new locations new tires oh you want to know something that a friend told me what's that I didn't realize what's up the game designers of this made the waddle Dee's look more like monkeys because I think they look like monkeys really isn't that sweet yeah apparently you were like boy why don't these look strange in this one but like we didn't put it quite together really yeah don't you love that these around I don't think I don't think they're all right now did I say that I was like they look strange yeah they look exactly like monkey they look like [ __ ] little monkey cartoon characters yeah well I stole stole he's not [ __ ] you sure did that we're even so you can't even steal [ __ ] from me now because we're even okay try it peach Tyra I'm gonna steal [ __ ] from you right now no I mean the [ __ ] OH that was the Sun in the moon oh yeah no I'm gonna do the old fashioned I didn't do anything dead abilities bunk there was nothing it didn't give me anything it gave me angry Kirby I'm always angry [ __ ] you [Laughter] you are uninvited from my birthday I'm already [ __ ] your winning - I know that's the point of any game I meant overall oh dang it yeah look now you can't go back up there he's got a [ __ ] arrow pointing that way you stupid dingus I can just bounce jump you're [ __ ] screwed [Laughter] whoa whoa whoa hey you got past the [ __ ] thing anyways you're a waste of perfectly good pants Oh you decaying Mongoose you have actually surrounded yourself with the only stars that you can't steal that's because I stole them oh I'm gonna do it in one shot what get that star and then get in the hole yes anything else you'd like to try - like if I can work a palestinian-israeli peace accord while you're at it I already did it's called the band chromium oh yeah prolonging the inevitable which which is what that you're gonna lose oh wow one star okay but my dreams are not to choose what really you just [ __ ] like a master billiards that oh great got it how do you [ __ ] shoot it like Peyton Manning oh man can I do it [ __ ] you if you can hope it's so impressive my dad oh my god please do it I'll put you down the hole [ __ ] this life that we've chosen for us you ever see bad clues bad clues old flash movie by kill frog it's like a blues clues parody it's not like it's not like amazing or anything ah this the whole the whole joke is that like all the clues lead up to Steve like fixing blue anyway he just goes up he's just like are you looking you're nuts [Laughter] blows with me dude that's like our Stinton in Miami because I can get this one and then I can get the double and then I win okay I mean it's hard but I'll do it that's what she said that's what she said we've certainly grown as comedians in the three plus years of doing this [Laughter] let's get one extra shot yeah a tornado Tom worse oh yay Wow we're not friends anymore are we all right all right fine ah yes no it's fine what is new hands for me okay it's totally cool no I get it I get it oh I guess I guess you just just don't want to hang out I just never want to see me ever again whoa Aaron will get it no one wins with an attitude like that that's what we call a bad attitude this is awkward yeah yeah just like the punch is that's what I wanted like a male-model sideswiping [ __ ] you're like when you're like on the beach and you like catch a fish you're like a cowboy and like a bigger fish comes and just grabs it out of your mouth you know that came out wrong I meant a hand you think the game is like recalculating where to go before it even goes recalculating remember when that gif of us playing kirby's dream course made it on the front page of Reddit oh yeah so bird that was the [ __ ] past you got one shot do not miss your chance to pre opportunity comes once in a lifetime [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] baby sad dripping hey in population you manners nebular dude I can make sounds - yay I got a hard dick and I'm not afraid to use it not afraid to put in you how do I know it's warm so if I get - then you lose one - oh and I win that round yes you do so it's like I soar to win but I ultimately it's a failure [Laughter] oh yeah no cuz I was sliding oh yeah I bought you a lace parasol I can't remember what you got Hellena there's a million different things I was tarnished [ __ ] Dan avidan master of kirby's dream course number one [ __ ] best guy number one friend oh [ __ ] I have a chance you certainly do to me last time oh man you can suck right on my guts right on it you know when you jump into a cold pool and you're nuts like clinging to your body cuz they want warmth as your sperm wants to be warm I don't think I know that good nuts shrivel but that one is oh yeah they like droop oh when they act this like they act is like a [ __ ] wacker can you do it a doggy style they just go you like what see you like that lady and a steel puss you like it when our nuts whack your [ __ ] hey it certainly tastes like paint to me how do you [ __ ] doing how do I get those fingers up my [ __ ] that's gotta be away there's so much comedy in the world there's so much good comedy and why aren't I any of it [Laughter] dude silly Aaron tricks are for kids you could suck me off suck me off real quick that'd be just like taking my star pleasure and shame doing oh you got it you got it no no and I'll have five need I might be sleeping dude that would've been incredible Oh am i sleeping no you know I'm a wide awake wide awake like a little bear god dude that would have been one of your crowning moments I good why would you do that why would you steal from me what why would you steal from your good friend Aaron what who would do such after all I've given you like like root a smelly room to sit in and I don't know a couple half-hearted hi yeah why not stop it but I need it out of me did you see that bit what's the clock on the ice to talk about this already what is that just short this street fighter' collab on Newgrounds a long time ago I think I made the Riu and the Blanca and the Dudley thing for God it does sound familiar but it's like Blanca and he's in the water and this electricity moves and like all the know all the dead fish like rise to the surface good oh you can't get out look who can't get out look who can't get up there near the [ __ ] thing look who can't do it Oh deliver me from evil whoa whoa whoa that's nothing Wow well at least I still ended up where I need to be yeah it's true and look at that you won by five points in the very end your favorite number five fully represent all the high fives that you won't be getting oh god damn it Aaron god damn it god damn it dog died damn it not what I wanted map today warp you could get it on the bounce badly we're gonna short I'll be so impressed yeah that was super yeah super [ __ ] impressive [Laughter] do I get oh I say never mind nice nice noise dominating oh that's it that's it oh dude you are [ __ ] shelling it make it make it oh [ __ ] jump time into the abyss those are my favorite oh [ __ ] no no now I'm frozen I'm leading by two which is not a huge lead compared to how mercilessly Dan just ripped my I'm not gonna rip your today you made it in the shaded was it perfect enough you don't for ride no friend spike down wait wait for - we'd be tied we'd be timing yay no no like we'd be tied overall what because I get six for this just locked us into a draw dude Aaron you're silly at math oh because I wasn't stealing anything from you yes silly goose it's two draws hey I skip to my Lou I think I think we played this level oh [ __ ] this yeah yeah this is the one where you talking about ripping the phone book in half and I was like what you're all never taught what that's one of my favorite [ __ ] moments of ever doing the show it was late at night we were losing it you're like it's like the guy from beepings world what I don't know what you're talking about from the show but I know what you're talking about in reality printer ah dude it was so ridiculous oh that's ballsy that's ballsy Oh balls I really wish that was the name of that show Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Wow that's dragon that was Dragon Ball Z oh [ __ ] look at you yeah do something you son-of-a-bitch you totally did it oh man let's let's call a truce on stealing the Stars cuz we'll be there forever just say it's on the way there's a bit of truces you're up there too I'm gonna fall down and I'm not gonna have a chance to go back up so oh no I'm just taking advantage of the situation and you're welcome to as well truce on stealing Wow everybody knows that that's common truce knowledge sweet sensual minutes possibly hours feels like it and your star has been pretty good juice down it seems like a good time boy this level is like challenging in a whole new way oh my god don't even get me started don't even don't even get me started oh now you've done it now I'm started did you [ __ ] did you start me did you [ __ ] let me started did you [ __ ] my wife and exactly the reason I got started if I could trace back total moment where I got started I'm not just interpolate in here without a doubt the number one time I got started my porcupine and I'm started hope you're happy with yourself you prick ya prick you always [ __ ] on my wife [ __ ] wife [ __ ] prick your wife I'm started and you [ __ ] my wife will you prick full circle situations bunch of pricks and [ __ ] going you [ __ ] my wife with your [ __ ] prick you prick now I'm started unquestionably you really turned me over I'll just keep jumping indefinitely over this happy squid but if you have a oh well yeah but you'll end up over there which might give you I don't [ __ ] know yeah [ __ ] no dude I'm stressed out [ __ ] sick opium is working kids don't do opium kind of [ __ ] geniuses our fans of ours the [ __ ] [ __ ] Nintendo can't do it cuz I got a bad voice yeah yeah alright alright well alright okay yeah yeah so if I control what's in front of me there you go oh did I win no we're taught like we're all did I win no I just had a little chance chandelier in my office and it's on it's got like a little couch underneath it and I and we sat there and we and we just chatted and it was a great day simply enjoyed bonding with my friend Dan love you it's not because I'm on drugs man you can shut me [ __ ] right off of your list of people that like you had a wheel when they make evil Ryu just like like he's like Indian it's like little darker so I don't give a [ __ ] about the Jumanji Reba I give a [ __ ] about the Ghostbusters reboot because he gives a [ __ ] ghostbusters still exists you can watch it right now next time I see you baby [Laughter] [Music] Bravo I saw I was driving down the highway and I saw a sign for a rest stops it's at rest stop one mile and I said wow that's pretty big I can levitate birds but nobody cares because you I'll have ya know all wins you'll win oh my god yeah you'll have oh no no you'll win yes I will oh my god I hate math so much that's great for me goddamn it Oh balls oh no you may have taken yourself out of the g-wiz dude you're a rock you're an island after all how could you possibly what do you think I'm thinking Dan you read my mind now mr. [ __ ] fortune teller don't steal that oh yeah of course dude you're a dick oh my god fun that [ __ ] in you back spawn the [ __ ] out of it oh don't even yeah oh don't even you now you end up not getting undershoot undershoot [ __ ] the drink [ __ ] dang soak it up soak up the Rays [ __ ] yeah now you're [ __ ] asleep and now I'm ready to reap hope no that's perfect that'll do it baby right in the [ __ ] hole right in the hole right in the hallway that yeah whoa tied up Bravo [ __ ] yeah Bravo I'm sorry but I really had to why would you be sorry it was my masculine we're in a competition alright well sometimes you get all upset too high I don't want to compromise the friendship they don't doesn't bother me I know how you do I've seen it happen can't even look you in the eye when I say it cause it's so true it's the classic truth-telling yeah sign and I love it when you tell me the truth I know we're friends cuz you share my your emotions too you got all the stars right now your star stealin fool I didn't steal any stars except for the ones that I stole so please don't [ __ ] spread fallacy don't act like I did that situation here okay I don't care you naughty you're so annoying no I've given up why have you given up giving up on what giving up losing to you oh [ __ ] go ahead and steal it I don't care no I don't care do you not know all three start bottom stars whatever you are [ __ ] dead man dead man talking Oh what's this today I'm talking I've broom-hilda a knife uh-oh dude that was an outstanding shot oh you got a huge lead now [ __ ] just ask me before you [ __ ] me at least Jesus I don't understand I land up there yeah it's gonna not be back with you Garda so which way I'm spinning [Laughter] well I'm [ __ ] anyway goodbye goodbye cruel world so that's what it's from its from flash what we will send somebody to bring back his body gives me nothing I got angry oh that was already my star I don't know why I tried to steal it I don't even succeed anyway nope you're [ __ ] dirt Dirk will rock Alton over there trying to take it back now [ __ ] yeah alright fine I'll do it yeah I don't give a [ __ ] boom it's mine tuck it whoa that's awesome no I'm gonna I'm gonna squander the clam 93's vision for this so I can just so I can win a petty match of Kirby ball that literally means the world to me god I love the taste of just penis just on a plate cold plate don't even warm it don't you're gonna you're gonna bounce right back into that warp you know bounce right off the wall okay that's good our new dating service it's just penis let's not kid ourselves or I guess the best possible way to put it would be inside the vagina that would be the best possible bounce houses by Holden Scott not Tim buck Karen why why can't you just appreciate a kirby shot instead of having to get [ __ ] [ __ ] hard rock hard oh dang sweet dude I didn't mean to do it that way but yeah I did it that way well you're gonna steal it then I'll steal it back yeah ah Bobby you don't see you a phony more now well yeah do you use it to get stars that's the thing about it dammit I could kill you I have that power you douche right now yeah yeah watch it alright you want to challenge my will here this is the best gonna challenge my will right I love this [ __ ] game cuz it's gonna happen boom oh I didn't make it over though [Laughter] animosity oh that's a problem oh yo it's cool douching is a good way to clean your puss Thank You Aaron yeah it's sunny out and I want to shave my face not in the artist sense but in the sense of keeping Sun out of my eyes but not the son that I disowned although if you want to keep him out of my eyes as well I don't much care for him I was never in any era of WWE I just like macho man right I mean and who wouldn't I still do you know there's a part of me inside that believes he's still alive and kicking he's not well there's a part of me inside super dad that believes it well there's a part of me the belief go ahead crush my dreams all day well great news regarding that part of me that believes it dude how do you have like the concentration of a thousand like I just drift off and I can't concentrate let's talk about the Star Trek movie the JJ Abrams one oh yeah the first one he only did one well he did too oh and the third one was the guy who did fast in the Furious 6 Wow but anyway so that movies fun and all mm-hmm a lot of people criticize it because it's not Star Trek and it really isn't it's just like an action movie with Star Trek characters that movie is is funny because of the bad guy Eric Bana who is the barrack bana played by Dennis Hopper at the end there's like a bargain where he's like dying or something his ship is blowing up and then Captain Kirk is like I'll save you team up with this guy that you barely even know who hasn't even like for did you that much yeah it's kind of weird right yeah it's pretty stupid anyway that's my opinion of Star Trek go see it in theaters now [Laughter] there's a guy up there a salty Sandra laying there Sandra assaults too many people salty Sandra man I love a salty yeah here we go he'll to the yeah I made it I made it I made it oh I'm gonna steal this star yes yes life is good life is great its grand don't don't don't I don't like life anymore okay I'm actually happy everything's great Mazel baby you did actually win this whole course you won this whole course no sure oh yeah that's a shot oh I can't shut up that's what happened [Music] I'm proud of you baby boo okay next time on piece of [ __ ] I'm right back to hating you yeah oops holy [ __ ] sure [ __ ] did you shower did you get back up there no what illegal this [ __ ] well then yeah it looks like you're all right hmm unless you miss it which is entirely possible the best agony night out really is it's fun but it's it's Fagin II what it's fun and agony don't say that on the commercial what I meant fun and agony yeah it's it's it's hyphenated so don't get mad at us all right anyway going down in history history oh no no no no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh no oh no oh it's an ass [ __ ] it [ __ ] up miss it oh dude you got served a raw [ __ ] and lock it and drop it there you go there you go there you go there you go there you go [Laughter] Oh Oh my vagina like big cat remember that miss it I'm sorry what yeah why could that I call you that occasional I bust that up very rarely but I didn't even [ __ ] it's like I've never heard it's like the first time I ever heard it really you don't remember that well the thing is I only call you that well I only call you that when you're like in states of extreme distress because I'm trying to make you feel better um apparently doesn't work because I don't even remember yeah cuz you're not hearing me you never look at me during what did you tell me I don't know woah oh my god oh my god yeah I planned that did you yeah yeah I did looks like you're [ __ ] blocked unless you could pop it over perfectly which honestly probably could he does have a point yeah no oh god everything's going wrong I feel like that's why a lot of people get into music and playing guitar and stuff they just when I got laid that is true no God and then eventually they find out that they like it getting laid yeah so they continue playing guitar be good that's it gets them some look yeah it does give a single short you sure what I think you give a few shards no never oh I can't get up there in one go this is a harp wait man it doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo girl oh yeah you really got me now the gap is so it gives me bad night hey man we still your [ __ ] took you by surprise it's about as close as I'll get whoa why oh Jesus why did that happen that was like a there's like a [ __ ] to me Kirby I'm sorry I'm sorry [Laughter] [Laughter] [ __ ] squid [ __ ] yes baby I'm home I wasn't [ __ ] our dinner no no no back down never ending and then if I turn yeah there we go yeah which is like I'm like the fourth goose in the in the lineup the pho yeah gooses I guess oh yeah guys home back you got one shot do not miss your chance to blow because opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo eight miles yeah proceeded eight mile that just seemed like something that we came from II absolutely oh my god is this gonna win you the whole game as it is oh my god I can't ever win Oh Aaron by like a comfortable margin - Wow Wow this was this was the ass clowning Jesus jeez there's so soft and big do you think you'll ever get the balls to say hey inhale my car to your wife but you have to say it in that voice it has to be like of course not every year I'd [ __ ] you arey 14th daddy Cupid gets ready to aim and fire his arrows at yo lovers [ __ ] make sure you let them know that you're the one and only sugar daddy st. Valentine did not die so you could be alone today send this message to every one of your main chocolate truffle ho-bags or else daddy Cupid will not strike your true love or give you sugar daddy come ease sugar daddy coming oh god that's the worst my favorite snack have you have you seen like Vernon like ever naked no I mean everybody has but like like there's a picture of Brent I think it's of Brent pretending to jerk off into Vernon's mouth and Vernon saw it and texted give me your commies daddy it's the worst not gonna be a man you're not gonna man this shut up it's an ass [ __ ] eatin [ __ ] qug Oriya it's almost rare not to have nudes of yourself right because it's a cameras are so easily accessible and lame you know the only reason I don't is because I've literally never taken nudes I've never taken a naked picture I've never maybe I have I've certainly takin some pics with a dick in it yeah but not yours just whoever you're having to be blowing was a never-nude was it Jared that Jared from Subway no Jared Jared nahban back Kaname Oh approach approach a ride to finish right um I think I'm Twitter or like on a stream or something he was like I posted my dick on like rape my rod calm go [Laughter] here's the [ __ ] best that is absolutely something I could see him doing what does that even do just makes me Sparkle yeah but I did watch it as you requested if you had a chance to change your [ __ ] feet would you for folks II know that's some dick a tree you're a turd and then back Oh No Burgie how could you how could you did you do that [Laughter] do-do-do-do that [Laughter] forget it they was cocky you know me getting the one that gets you the beans back you're just playin out of spite you see that [ __ ] why don't you go [ __ ] yourself whoa oh now you get to start that's fun isn't that fun for you everybody's having the fun's fun for everybody but me cuz everybody roots for you no that's not true it's true it's not just true you are one of the most beloved people in the world yeah by me I root for you too yeah I refer you I on eclis no I mean like you wouldn't expect me to root for you I don't remove for you ironically I expect you to refer me okay look at those luscious lips what too far I'm just it's not too far what I talk you're beautiful everybody knows about gorgeous baby [ __ ] no one knows about that oh so you admit it yes do you ever wonder in put on his he yes his [ __ ] CD and we were like this is really not comedy I just remember you it was the best moment of it when I just looked over at you and you were like funny funny stuff like perfect timing because he made some joke that was like hey we never make fun of Japs anymore do we and then I just like turn to look at you like to give you like oh boy you thought I didn't know what I was doing but I did if I still two more stars oh my god stop Jesus your your your your content was right it wasn't just because of cookies oh my god I don't know if you can get it you know woman I'm [ __ ] like I'm just gonna Ram right in your head but the [ __ ] out of you okay boom even that didn't even did you get my tornado though but if I hit this that is the absolute clean sweep funny funny stuff [Laughter] [Applause] tasty [ __ ] stars moist they keep me moist they make me moist so good on this level what if I what if I took up like hardcore smoking and then had to have that voice box thing uh-huh and then and then became a singer no and then just kept doing game drums with you oh I'd be weird so you're just like like say what Dan would say say Dan things okay Mike aruba hahaha that was really funny Dan so funny made me laugh Wow way to [ __ ] nailed this South Park joke from 1997 wow that really was all that that character was yeah and Ned are you kidding I tell you come and ride for us it's even in the show anymore I don't know wow they have a lot of characters though now it's like The Simpsons Wow what the [ __ ] with his camera virus yeah that was [ __ ] um what was the name of a new jury what it's like the name beauty it was not dude really are you sure scuttlebutt that's it what what yeah they were looking for like mysterious scuttlebutt no I'm talking about the character oh the Komarov iris who was he oh I really cable guy uncle Uncle Jim vessel Chad Chad Jim head no god I love that the pork you probably just stops you there if you could trade lives with Larry the Cable Guy would you know why because then you'd have to be Larry the Cable Guy what's wrong oh oh I'm sorry no I mean like are you just so much better than Larry the Cable Guy well it's is I I like being me I like my mom okay what what if you could be Larry the Cable Guy but your mom was the same I don't know anything about Larry the Cable Guy it's very successful he's worth a hundred and forty five million dollars it's not the measure of success I'm getting to some people well I mean you could buy happiness you could absolutely buy happiness with that you know what how many ice cream cones you could get from a drive-by truck I never thought of that iron you're right I can absol absolutely buy happiness with 100 if you had a hundred and forty five million dollars nothing would mean anything to you then everything would have to be happiness I'd saw it because you could buy whatever he saw his heartburn I'd have to take prilosec all the time unless he's kidding us in those commercials then does he actually do is prilosec commercials yeah if you got burned I'll tell you what you need to go if it again prilosec you know what never know that's shockingly like what it's like I mean almost word for word I eat ribs every day and I love it but I'll tell you what one more thing about how much rims I eat a lot Proust proudly you prilosec positive he doesn't phrase it like that they live obey prilosec heartburn only shooting stars break the mold yeah there we go [Laughter] [Applause] [ __ ] kirby's dream course one off on bonus course three hole number eight oh my god well we'll call this a real clammy no one's ever it's for better traction and walls good I was gonna steal your girl but I didn't [ __ ] knee - oh yeah suck I don't know don't do the thing I just did I really do your cocky [ __ ] I'm trying oh [ __ ] know what give me a goddamn break what else am I gonna hit if I can remember the Alamo [ __ ] oh oh oh my god happen to ricochet in a way that hits a lot of things I think I [ __ ] it up I think addicted yeah I dig the grid I did there that's a straight [ __ ] thanks pain yeah your evil plan really scares me Wow I'll keep that in mind but the shape chart for I mean they are the same ones at least you're playing for the killer levels cuz they're all super creative a bit okay your goodness there's that one scene in the movie where he like grabs the banker and the Baker's all like like I'm not scared of you and then he like grabs and he's like [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] well you're not making it in no dream to my wife stop dreaming wife what do you think would happen if Obama like it year 8 he was just like gr8 well this uh this is giving me an erection being president is a it's a very hard erection yeah it actually aroused me very much thank you thank you or elected me as president I've never gotten my rocks off so hard as I stand here before you today with a large thunderous erection you think people would be like yeah I got it I can't blame them in [ __ ] dude I was the leader of the free world I'd be pretty hard myself you may think that because I've constantly stressed out and busy I can't get it up not so fact I've never been more aroused in my life yeah I've never had so much awesome president sex in fact I've never had president sex before now that I have I don't know if I'm gonna be able to turn it down eight years simply isn't enough I'm gonna do you one better and bro for it I'm gonna pre with a pre-algebra I'm gonna pre dude God if I ever found out that I feel like Obama has seen an episode of game grumps and he was that's funny stuff I'm a [ __ ] prick I like I like it when they say I'm gonna [ __ ] Prius you're a partner Darren do some work there that is this character I guess they don't like it but they actually do the [ __ ] breeder it really helps the dynamic that [ __ ] kills it's good to be on vacation it feels good to free get the ketchup on gamegrumps up oh my god Michelle and the kids are out there surfing in the in the Sun if but me I I gotta catch up on those uh kirby's dream core get in here yeah hilarious Tyrod take a prick it's like my favorite braided [ __ ] prick nope don't don't don't oh nice take out my umbrella good job Brooke the umbrella dumbass you're an [ __ ] that garment but uh-huh woof everyone who knows me I'd love to Like comment and subscribe it guys [ __ ] idiots I do have a troll account the president would have a troll yeah absolutely well this current one absolutely would probably is regular okay I can't trace my IP address yeah I love it when they all say are Yas Queen slight Wow watching you uh suck the hard date never see them suck so hard I'm gonna break [Laughter] and enjoy the Sun with us hold on I gotta get caught up Sonic hilarious didn't have time for this when I was president just learned uh mica Ruby yesterday yeah that's how far behind I hey welcome back alright welcome back Obama's favorite [ __ ] yeah Barack the lot of people don't know is Barack Obama's favorite [ __ ] show yeah not even internet show just show just show just his favorite [ __ ] show you like the Golden Girls give a flying [ __ ] if [ __ ] I love that about him he's his own man you would have stood up to Congress you know what I don't understand those why stop animating yeah oh that is [ __ ] hilarious he gets on us for [ __ ] the fans go oh it'd be amazing you know he didn't even know how to pick up stuff in a winwaker on the screen it's radio idiot but I love him Danny uh you know there are two different kinds of blocking and Mario and Paper Mario and you uh [ __ ] kidding me yeah use the bed idiot your wife will do a dumb ass yeah I love them them you only get three ultra shrooms in the entire game [ __ ] is wrong with him does it not know that how does he not know that thing about this game he's never played walkthrough that sucks ass I didn't know how to be president before I was president but I figured it out a little Paper Mario strategy couldn't hurt yeah geez yeah with it this guy's dumbest [ __ ] this has been one of my favorite days of my life oh boy hey Blair Oh YUM I'm right now for doing the Obama boy they sure do milk a joke dried open so one thing I hate about those guys just because it makes them laugh at you make me laugh [ __ ] them I think we found a new Dale Gribble yeah I miss Kevin rock Obama I didn't expect that I know huge Kevin fan yeah I can still I can still follow his Instagram yeah he's adorable those big eyes it's got a lovable eyes yeah ladies love him and I do not blame them if I were a lady I'd love him to hell yeah I'm the boy and I love him yeah I mean I love Michelle I'll ride with her till I die but that Kevin I love him good god this little Puerto Rican ass is he for it big supporter II Oh it'll keep her that one got the gift Suzy's a lucky woman [Laughter] there's nothing funnier to me the former President Barack Obama is a huge games a huge gamegrumps man like getting super into it not as a not as good as they used to be yeah you guys had me hooked on santoshi yeah the golden era was late 2014 when I float to my death I like to float delicately yeah yeah gave it a real you know he says that but you know she's gonna die crises that we all live in my favorite current arianism right now he makes fart noises real gifted comedian oh really love to be on guest crumbs they'll never say yes Barack Obama is the former president today he's [ __ ] scrubs holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] it's rock Obama and this is Jessica that would totally be a Toby yup think you're gonna sail right off the side though yeah you noticed you noticed I noticed he he went to Jerry Oh God hooray oh don't you know you're gonna pop the dick going to pop you just like Prince Eric in the Little Mermaid no personality lame as [ __ ] to watch dumb as rocks oh really I know yeah yeah yeah oh yeah beautifully done oh yeah beautifully done oh my god you're so looks like you're [ __ ] more than I'm back yup [ __ ] you're going for the tooth okay I'm going to generate a short story named the / oh yeah name named it after an object from the story okay and now you might compare the main character to penis and then you might compare the other character to buttocks a type of music reggae the protagonists favorite drink marijuana I'm putting in the the I'm creating a short story this is gonna generate a short story for me to objects nuts and butts currency plural dollars a noun to do with the weather Rainie three animals dog frog and testicle oh well it's too late now two body parts Hedgehog and Sonic four adjectives to describe physical characteristics ginger monkey toilet and beer want to know when our app goes live nope and finally what's your pen name packed nicely write me a short story here we go this story is called the Frogger nuts a short story by packed nicely [ __ ] munch ly was thinking about Don fondle again Don was a gooey buttocks with beer Hedgehog and toilet sonic walked over to the window and reflected on his butt ly surroundings he had always loved ass town with its barbecued better butts it was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel grumpy then he saw something in the distance or rather someone it was the gooey figure of Don fondle [ __ ] gulped he glanced down at his own reflection he was a nutty-buddy marijuana drinker with a ginger Hedgehog and monkey sonic his friends saw him as a pickled panicky penis once he even had brought an encouraging kitten back from the brink of death but not even nutty person who had once bought an encouraging kitten back from the brink of death was prepared for what Don had in store today the rainy tea is like killing dog making [ __ ] Charles and the story is really going places click grabbed a frog ur nuts that had been strewn nearby he massaged it with his fingers as [ __ ] stepped outside and Don came closer he could see the frightened smile on his face look click growled Don with a Chewie glare that reminded quit of his gooey testicles it's you but I want but sex you owe me eight thousand four hundred and thirty dollars let look back even more Charles and still fingering the Frog nuts but more Charles done get ready for but sex he replied they looked at each other with butts feelings like too frail Fleck freshly squeezed frog loving at a very Flender party which had reggae music playing in the background and toot Wharf uncle's plumping to the beats [ __ ] regarded Don's beer Hedgehog and toilet sonic I don't have the funds he lied Don glared do you want me to shove that Frogger nuts where the Sun don't shine flip promptly remembered his nutty and buddy values actually I do have the funds he admitted he reached into his pockets here's what I owe you Don looked raccoon his wallet blushing like a board blue-eyed butts then Don came inside for a nice drink of marijuana the end Wow yeah I think we all learned something Aaron what was that you're like Charlie Sheen Ben Vereen shrink to the size of a Lima Bean [Laughter] pinky in the brain it's like a magic spell he's like Charlie Sheen Ben Vereen shrink to the size of a Lima Bean you [ __ ] check this out you upender upender [ __ ] yeah I think it'll be a wash probably let's say what's not because there's so much water no there's no swipe left for emergency drowning text there's no GPS locating underwater yeah what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] whoa I am already at a severe disadvantage because your giant brain and dick are just standing in the way a victory for me that no you [ __ ] suck Wow all right very impressive does [ __ ] have does that mean something beyond like political like name-calling and oh yeah it's short for cuckold which means that you're somebody who's a sexual partner well somebody that derives pleasure or not in their sexual partner having sex with another person in front of them I see blur into it I uh which is why I'm saying like it's not really an insult it's an insult for people that think that that's that sucks which I guess is most people yeah including you as you just said yeah I just wanna be clear yeah all right certainly not me yeah I mean if it it's not it's not if it was me which it is [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] look man I wouldn't be so salty we're so [ __ ] good at this Thank You Aaron it's it's a compliment that I'm a city person yeah there's one left cool now you're trapped in the green it's not really a trap it's safety tip yeah when you put tits on a sifter a good walk around like jello but eventually it comes out don't touch him don't touch him that boy that boy is mine he's a tender boy sweet boy get your hands off him no no how could you but that's my boy okay his name's Dennis and he's going to med school wow you're all the way over there what you doing he's doing your dick face face of it look at my look at my face does it look like a dick to you Oh captain my [ __ ] kisses Shh better say goodbye to my family then much like I should have before I made that man I'm also not really a competitive guy I love competitive if ball scratching could be a profession I mean California steaming dude steaming dude I love that idea California steaming all the poop is Brad you're blowing it up you're blowing up the scene [ __ ] everything about [ __ ] Kirby's Dream goddamn course I always think it's gonna be this fun rock with my friend Dan and we're gonna chill out and laugh and share a few beers which we have never done exactly my point okay I just gotta gank your [ __ ] stars before you get to the last but I'm gonna lose I'm not gonna have as many stars as you do you know what here's another thing mm-hmm every time I look at you I light up inside it just infuriates me oh my god cuz I can't be mad I'm covered in [ __ ] and I'm at it a bouncy asked hit big old [ __ ] eat it dripping and [ __ ] I'm not gonna say I'm a [ __ ] eat it I'm a shitty tip dripping and [ __ ] a [ __ ] eat it wow I don't miss it a bit being a [ __ ] eat it you have the gift this [ __ ] is legit when it's on my face you can go on as Ike bike if you like I'll wear a baseball mitt or I'll even perform a skit no but I don't like it when my tits covered in [ __ ] Aaron you nitwit said Dan Aaron you nitwit said Dan a bit where did you get the [ __ ] tip a mosh pit I always have a fit when my tits covered in [ __ ] this party is lit except for my tip Wow let's see what happens [ __ ] won't quit when it's on my tip ah so close I must admit it's hard to acquit when I have a bit of my [ __ ] eat it like it you gotta have like a little bump up no but no I will commit and never quit regardless of the things that you permit [Laughter] [Music] in the entire thing even though you got it in the hole I got the Stars for some reason yeah that happens sometimes I it's it's happened the other way well they appreciate you going into how I actually lost no no no you didn't actually you didn't actually lose like it's cool rub it on my face that I just actually didn't win it just reminded me you did win it counted Aaron it has worked the other way a million times where like you you got it in the hole and the stars stayed blue and you're like what the [ __ ] do you eventually won so what the [ __ ] yeah Eddie's gonna parade I didn't find fake news forgive you Karen Hanson Kirby dream course master

Channel: Game Grumps Compilations

Views: 1,273,359

Rating: 4.9013844 out of 5

Keywords: game grumps, gamegrumps, compilation, best of, best moments, funniest moments, dan avidan, arin hanson, egoraptor, grumps dream course, laughter

Id: QBgaPijPIJo

Length: 88min 49sec (5329 seconds)

Published: Mon May 21 2018