(upbeat music) - Hey guys and welcome to - Sidemen Homemade Olympics! (laughing) - Before we start, if you want to go to the charity match, make sure you buy your tickets at - Sidemenfc.com (laughing) - Don't forget, you can download the merch at sidemenclothing.com - First 50 people get 20%
off that use the code- - "TEAT" (laughing) - Into the video. (upbeat music) - Should I just go for range first? - What do you mean first? You get one throw. - This is Dude Perfect and this is the basketball toast. (laughs) This basketball hoop is toast. - [Ethan] Whoa. (group cheers) - [All] Oh! - Good effort. (group claps) Ooh, the roll. The roll's
helped him out there. - Persistence. - You know what it is. It's the fucking champ. (group laughs) (upbeat electronic music) - Where did you get that? (group laughs) - First of all, why do
I have a leng toaster? - It's what the (inaudible) got, yeah? - This is not fair. - Because you said you were gonna win so you get the better one. - Not fair. But anyway. - [Tobi] Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no. (dramatic music) - Oh, oh! - [Ethan] Yeet! (group yells) - Oh, yeah. - [Vik] Oh, the roll. - Yeah! - [Vic] The roll. - Yeah. Yes. - (cheers) Come on! (electronic music) - Ohhh. You should do a football throw. - Oh, he's put it up to seven. - I've put it up to seven. - He's going up to seven for this one. - Ready? - [All] Oh... (group cheers) (group yells) (group cheers) - The people's champ! (group laughs) (electronic music) - Someone give me, I want some like (clapping) - Slow clap - Toaster clap. Toaster clap. - Oh, you can't do this. - [Josh] What's going on? (laughing) - No, wait wait - Harry. It's just Harry. - Fuck it! (upbeat music) - [Vik] The roll. Oh no. - [All] Ohhh. - [Ethan] Shaven all my skin off. - He didn't even get it far. (upbeat music) - [Tobi] Vik, throw the thing - [All] Throw it. - [Harry] Oh my God. - My toaster broke. (upbeat music) - I'm going to set it down to
one because it's the weight. (laughs) - I'd say a good way to throw
it is probably like this. Wait, why am I trying to tell you? (laughs) - [All Chanting] Papa, Papa. Yeah, I need to hold on to it for a while. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, I can't even. - What's going on? - You're using my cum towel, fam. (laughing) Oh! Mo was cleaning his...
Mo was cleaning his part with my cum towel. - Oi! I've heard of rubbing
salt in the wounds... - Oh! Come on... (upbeat music plays) - Bro, let's say a home
run, put it out the park. - Let's try just a... - Why are you helping him? - The winds up, go now! - You gotta go in the
right direction, that way. (all exclaiming) - That toaster has not firmed the landing. (piano music plays) - Let's see who won! - I think I know who's in last place. - Sixth place. - Wait, the bulk, that's the
bulk and that's the toaster. - That is the bulk, that is the bulk. - Well then, sixth place! (cheering) - Fifth place. - I mean, none of these
are medals, so, you know. - Yeah - Shut up! - Fourth place. - I'll take fourth. - Medal game. - Third place. - Bronze medal. - So wait, we need to say who it is - Or... - The bulk bit - The bulk - The bulk bit... - This could be really heavy. - So JJ you have it... JJ you have it, that's in front. - That's not right. - JJ you're in line with me. - Nah, yeah that is in front. - JJ, JJ, look, look. - Nah, from this... - That's definitely - From this side (laughing) - Oh no. (laughing) - What's wrong? - Joe Weller won!! (victory music plays) - Why are we still clapping? - Cause I won. (laughing) (explosion sound) (electronic music plays) (laughing) (water jet sounds) (music intensifies) - Alright, three, two, one! (horn blares) (all laughing) - Oh, no! No! (screaming) - Soap in my eye! (laughing) (clapping and victory music plays) (explosion noise) - Ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready for me to enable the weapon? - No. - No. (machine makes a noise) - He did it anyway. - Oh... - Jheeze. Right, here we go. - I reckon at look he
just doesn't look right. - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Ohhhh! (all cheer) - I hit it twice! - Yeah, but - No, but it was the same one twice. - Yeah, but that's fine. - It's one. (upbeat music plays) - Yeet, shoot and war. - Woah, don't do that with a gun. - Okay. - Right, let's go Harry. - Why does he looks so awkward? - I bet he hits it. - Oh, nice. - Oh. - Oh? - Ohhhh. (cheering) - And what! And what! (cheering) - No! Two is good, two is good. - Nice, nice. - Hi five. Cause we're winners. - Right. - Hit the tiny one, I dare you. (intense music plays) (laughing) - Lower, lower, lower, lower, lower. - Oh! - It's got no, it's got no (indistinct) (laughing and clapping) - Shit. Fuck! - That was a good effort
on the sideways ones. - It was gangster, it was very gangster. - I looked cool doing it. (music plays) - Oh. - Oh. - Oooh. - You're going behind your back! (laughing) (cheering) - Wow! - I rate it, I rate it, I rate it. - Big balls! (laughing) - I kind of wish I had worn that. - Is there recoil? - There's like lots of recoil. - Actually? - Yeah - Fuck it. Fuck it! There's no recoil. (laughing) - [All] Oh!! Oh!! (cheering) - Let's go! - Forfeit for that run! - He ain't getting a medal for that. - Do you know what's the best part? - What's the best part? - I've, like, shot the
last three big balls, so those two are fucked. (crickets noises) - Is that really the best part? - Unlucky boys. - How do you see? Oh! I didn't mean to shoot! (laughing) - One down! - That's bare sensitive - [All] Oh... Oh!! Oh!! Oh!! - Was that three? - I mean, if that one has
got dented does it count? - If it's not got a whole in it... - I hit it! I shot, it hit it! - I don't know if it counts though. - I don't know if it counts. - We don't take skimmers. - Oh yeah, people in third
would say that wouldn't they. - Ohhhh. No hole! No hole! - Wahhheeyyy! - It's got a hole, of course
it's gonna rest on your head. - Why are you mad, bro? Fam, why is he mad? - Do it with an actual ball. - What, that is a ball, fam! - No, it's not, it's a - - What does that look like? What does that look like? - Oh. - Wahheyy! - Hit the crossbar. - Waheyy! Waheyy!! (all cheering) - That's why! - Big money! - I got one. (cheering) - Nah, wait... nah, nah, wait. Hold up. - Back up, back up. - There's one more, there's one more. - Where did you hit it? - This one! - Fam! There's no hit! - JJ, if you backed my one... - You literally just backed Josh. - You've got to back his. - Yeah (laughing and cheering) - Ah, nah, nah. - Well, he's got two
then, he's got two then. - Alright, then Josh has two! - Yeah!!! - JJ gets to decide,
he didn't get anything. - Yeah! - Fuck you, anyway!
We're all winners, guys! (cheering) (victory music plays) - We call this "the spinnerooni." - [All] Oooooh, oooooh Ooooooh, oooooh - That's not enough spin! - You've done a 180. - A 180. - How did I only get a 180? (laughing and clapping) "The unicorn surprise." - Ooooooh. - Oh no! Hide away! Put it away! (laughing) - My God, my God. - Oh my God! - Oh! My scores! (laughing) - I call this, the lol. - You might wanna take the chain off. - Why the lol? - No, no, no! - Oh, Jesus Christ! (laughing hysterically) - Don't look around! - There's soap in my inners. - We're in a group of seven boys and we all got naked and soapy, why? - I call this, "lord almighty". - Ohhhh... (laughing) - Then what? (farse music plays) - Oh my God. - I think he's genuinely trying. - Right, slowly. (laughing and clapping) - You know, that one should've
been called the long. - So I was gonna run
on my knees on to that, pick the ball up, jump off
this and kick it into the net. - What world are you in? - I thought this was (indistinct) Ah, well. I probably should
have just got naked more. - We call this one, "the curl". (music builds up) - That was poor. (laughing) - What was his? - The curl. - What was that? - You just hurt him. - Why did he roll? - Why did you do that way? - Why did you roll? - Why did you roll? - I don't know! - All you had to do was sit and slide. - We're gonna try and swim on a hoop. In fact, you know what, whatever. - Ooooohhhh! - Oi, how have you put that up? (laughing) - Why was his booty ready? - Watch his bum going like this. - He's waiting. - His booty is so ready. - Oi, JJ, enter! (music plays) (laughing) - JJ, you were supposed to
enter, not side tackle him! - You were meant to go in like that. (laughing) - Yeah that's a lesson in stick
to your strengths, you know. - [JJ] What strengths? (laughing) - This is called "let's play quidditch". (cheering) - Oh that was cool! I liked that little ball thing. - Yeah. - This ones called "safe sex". (music intensifies) (laughing) - You didn't put it on properly! - It's not too late! - Yeah! - Eh... (laughing) I'm gonna be a dad! - This is called "the plug". (laughing) Buy our book! This is called, "the sneak boat". You get the joke, right? - Jet ski, let me show you your wave! - On a jet ski wave! - Jet ski!! - Oh, disappointing. - You didn't start sliding till there. You were still running here. - That's not how you ride a jet ski. That's not how you ride a jet ski. - I think my second one let me down, I should have just carried on
promoting Sidemen clothing. Sidemenclothing.com? - This will probably fail,
but its called "the seal". - This should go horribly. - This is not gonna work. - He could really hurt himself. (laughing) - Ahhh, good effort! - Good effort! - Sound effects would've helped (seal sound effects) - I'm gonna need you all to keep facing this way for this one. - Oh God. - He's gonna get naked again. - I call this one "the Ethan". - Oh my God. Oh my God. (music plays) (cheering) - (indistinct) (laughing) - I'll take it! I'll take it! - This is the "big boy" (music plays and stops suddenly) - [All] Oh my God... (laughing) - He's down! He's down! - He's dead! (outro music plays)
No idea. But sounds like something by Galantis.