(upbeat music)
(crosstalk) - It poses a threat to the human race. (laughing) - Hi I was wondering if you
know where any crime is? - Hello, boys. Sorry I couldn't be with you. Hopefully I'll be seeing
your lovely faces soon. But once again, I have got 16 bingo items for you to try and check off around the streets of
London in your two teams. You have three hours starting from now to get as many as possible. And there is a prize for the winner, which I haven't thought of yet. But first of all, you've
got to find a super yacht. Then you've got to find a group of people not social distancing. Naughty, naughty. You got to find a man, or a
woman, we don't discriminate, with a one foot beard. It's got to be a long one. You've got to find a live chicken. You've got to find a waterfall. You've got to find one of those guards with the big black, fluffy hats. Do you know which ones
I mean? One of them... You got to see off five pints
between the group of you. You've got to find, making
a return from last time, the crime scene, any kind
of incident that's happened, something dodgy. You've
also got to find a dog poop. You gotta find someone in a bucket hat. It can't be one of you guys. Something stuck in a
tree, can be anything. You've got to find, this
is an interesting one, either a live stream or live TV broadcast. You've also got to find a
very ugly looking statue. You've got to find a
massive hole in the ground. It's gotta be a wham hole not
a little tiny one, a huge one. You've got to find two London
buses next to each other. And last but not least,
you've got to find something that is over a thousand years
old and it can't be Josh. (laughs) All right. Best of luck. - Our team is here. The winning team, the team that knows London. Can we be called team London? - Team London. - This is our city. - Team LDL. - Team GPS? (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (laughing) - What a sellout! - We have to find a man
with a one foot beard one. - One foot. Oh my God. - Wait. (laughing) I just trimmed it, it's mine actually. - Why is he here? - Got Simon on a short-term contract while Harry was away. They
brought in someone, a super sub, - A super sub.
(crosstalk) - But yeah, I mean, but also if we're looking for a super
yacht, the biggest yachts, are not far in St Katherine's
Dock which is that way. - But you're not going to
find a super yacht there. We'll find the closest thing to it. - Yeah. This is a Sidemen
channel, we don't often find what we're meant to find. (crosstalk) - We have to find a waterfall. That's not a waterfall, that's a fountain.
- Nah, fuck you man, that's a fucking-- The water is falling. The water is falling! - He's not wrong. - It's the better to be on
this side where we are now. - Okay, okay. - What's here where we are now? (mumbles). - Two people not socially
distancing. Sorry. - It's true. That's,
yeah. That's one done. - [Congregation] Yeah! - One down!
- Josh, you got one. - Look, look, you're telling me that that isn't fucking falling? That water is fucking falling.
Look there. Look. This bit. Look. The top bit: fountain.
That bit: waterfall. - Yeah yeah. True. - To be fair, this bit here - Yes, a dolphin waterfall. - That dolphin is battered.
That dolphin is ugly. - It's RiceGum. (laughing) Actually, he's kinda crap. He's not the best looking guy. - I mean, he's not, I'd
say the person over there is uglier though. - No, he's uglier than him. - Look at that! Look at him. - Look at his ears.
Look at his ears, mate. (laughing) (crosstalk) (upbeat music) - Do you see anything in the trees? (mumbles) - Oh my God, he found a phone in the tree! - What!
(laughing) You'll never believe what these
YouTubers found in a tree. - What's an umbrella doing up there? - How convenient? - Two buses right next to each other. - Oh shit! - Two buses right there. Three buses! - I don't want to run and slip. (laughing) - I have run to get the three
buses next to each other. One bus. - That's three buses
next to each other bro. - One bus, two bus-- - Look, three buses next to each other. - 3 bus. Yes! Let's go! (crosstalk) - Yo, any of you live streaming right now? Are you live streaming? - They're not, they're not. - Fuck!
- I don't know about you guys, but that don't look like
social distancing to me, which is on our list. (crosstalk) - You guys from the same household? - Yeah. (laughing) - They're not social distancing! (laughing) (crosstalk) (laughing) - Okay. Right. It's been brought to my
attention the boys aren't happy. They wanted 25 bingo items, not 16. - No, wait, just clear up. Not us. - We have an update, boys. So we called Harry out on his (mumbles). Here's Harry's video. And he
planned it. He's added more. - What's he added? - So he's added-- - An abandoned car. You've also got to find
a tree which is taller than a hundred foot. You've got to find a dead
animal, but please blur it. You've got to find a
castle fairly easy London. You've got to see, with
your own eyes, a politician. You've got to find a group of cyclists. So at least three, not wearing
helmets, naughty, naughty. You gotta find someone swimming. You've got to find a single object which is worth more than a million pounds. And last but not least, you've got to find three cranes
right next to each other. Hope you're happy. - Why did we ask more? - Oh, it's cause of Vikram,
cause of Vikram and the others. They were complaining. (crosstalk) - Harry's lost his hat. - Let's go. Let's get a pint
drinking is the only way we'll get through this. - I see a police car, but I don't know if it's a crime scene. - Could we not just like
snitch on some people and make it a crime scene? (crosstalk) - Imagine we actually just
saw someone get stabbed. (crosstalk) I could ask the policemen. - What are you going to say? "Hello mate. Got any crime scenes around?" - He'd probably think
you're a new type of Batman. (laughs) - Let me do it! - "I just wondered if you need any help." - Guys, he's just there! - Corona! - Yeah, it's corona time right now. Oh no. - I don't know why you're looking
at me. You're a man short. - No, no, no, you have to bro. - No I don't. See off five
pints between the group. - Okay. Five of anything.Wheres
the apple juice at? (laughing) - All right. Let's just
get a pint of something. - All right, so at this point,
I'm not being in London. I'm still going to try and tick off as many of these bingo items as possible. I have a feeling I won't be successful. My brother is helping, whip
the camera around, give a wave. - Hello.
- Nice one, let's get it. I knew it. I had an inkling. One sec. Let me try and pull over somewhere. Chickens. Zoom in, zoom in. Those are live chickens. - It's freezing. We have shit house, the shit house himself. Pint of water. He didn't specify pints of what? - I best still got a beer!
- Yeah, you've got four pints. - Ah, I love being a
Sideman with you guys! - Cheers lads. - [Congregation] Cheers! - I'm not ready yet, but cheers! (laughing) - Fuck it. You only live once. It's not like I'm asking to help. Hi. I was wondering if you
know where any crime is? - KSI is literally at the window. - Like a crime scene. - He's filming the police. (laughs) - No? Okay. All right. (mumbles) (laughs). I don't think he was too
amused, let's be honest. - What happened? - Yeah, he just wasn't amused. Yeah. I was like, "Do you have
any crime?" And he just went. - "Do you have any crime?" (crosstalk) (laughing) - Yeah, I wanted to buy some
crime over there. (laughs) Ah sick, mate! - How tall are we saying this tree is? - You know what? (crosstalk) That's about a hundred feet.
That is a fucking tall tree. - I'm not actually trolling.
That actually might genuinely be a hundred foot. - Yeah, no, legit. - How many feet do you
reckon how tall that is? - About 90. - About 90 foot, do you reckon. Not a 100? - Might be 100.
- Do you reckon it could pass a 100? - It could possibly pass as 100. - Yes! Thank you. - He said it can possibly pass as 100. (laughing) - It's verified. It's verified. - Tick it off!
- Three down! If I'm not mistaken, that tree up there looks like it's over
a hundred foot, right? Look how tall it is! - I dunno-- - It's possible. It's possible. - Are we taking it? - I'm going to take it,
man, I'm gonna take it. (crosstalk) Look at the size of that! (crosstalk) - That's a live chicken. (laughing) - Wait, can chickens fly? - No, I've never seen a flying chicken. - They can a little bit. - Imagine 2014 Ethan, trying to run (mumbles) - That's a violation. - Seeing something there. Oh good. - Does that blue string count? - Yes.
- It's stuck in a tree. - It's stuck in a tree! - You see that blue string?
- Ayo, let's go! (crosstalk) - I'm telling you bro, ever
since I started playing War Zone, eyes move different. (grass rustling) (water rushing) - It's not the biggest, but
it's definitely a waterfall. - Boy, buses. The buses. - Two buses! - No! No! - Wait, what? - Why have you done that then? - They were together.
We keep missing them. - This is ridiculous. The third time! - Film now! Film now! Film now! - [Congregation] Oh! - Two buses! Nothing in
between them, two buses. (crosstalk) (bus toots)
- [Congregation] Hey! (laughing) - (mumbles) - Hey bro, fist-bump. - Don't come near me, I will
boot. No, don't come near me. - I think I'm an animal
herder. He fist-bumped me, bro. - Yo, what's up man? Is it because I'm black?
It's because I'm black. - Yo, Harry bro, I just wanted
to ask a massive favour. We got it on film, but I just
fist-bumped a fucking squirrel in London, bro. Can we
get some points, please? Bonus points? - Or take one off. Or take a
different thing off for us? - Cause that was massive. Bro, I just fist-bumped a squirrel. Bro! - I'm so jealous. - He said you can take off dead animal!. - [Congregation] Yes! - Okay, so we found a crime
scene, which is down there. We'll say crime scene,
It's like an accident, but we're not going to
go film it, all right? That's for respect. - Yeah.
- Just in case. It looks like someone's
fallen off their bike. - Is that a crime scene? - Listen, (mumbles) and Simon
parked off a park bench, last time, that's a crime scene. - You were too close to me (laughs) - We're heading down to the beach. The question is, is someone
in the see swimming? Possibly? No, there's not. There's no one swimming. Look what we just found.
There's someone swimming. Can you see it on the camera? (wind drowns out chatter) - That's bigger than, over 100 feet. - That's 100 feet. - That is a 100 feet. I'm six-- - Wait, you're six foot? - Yeah. - You sure you're six
foot? Cause I'm six foot. (crosstalk) - Are you telling me that's
not at least 10 of... Like that's at least 20 of me. - This is what a hundred
of me? That's bull. Come on. I'm bigger than that. (crosstalk) - No, no, not a hundred. It's like 18 of me. - I'm not dumb, I'm not dumb I swear. (laughing) - That was definitely a 100 foot, mate. You're telling me this isn't
at least 18 times bigger than me, at least. - Oh yeah, 18 times is a 100 foot. - All right, this is a 100 foot. - We are on track for the
thousand year old thing. We've got some cannons here,
but that's not what we're here to see. Follow me. It's bloody Stone Henge. I
don't know what these are. Let's have a look. These were
built apparently 2500 BC. So we're about one years
old. Let's go inside. Pretty banging, right? There
we go. That's one off the list. Oh wait. I thought that was a dog poop. (crosstalk) - And on today's episode of Pimp My Ride, we have this new - [Congregation] abandoned car. - We're going to get
the 20 inch rims on it, we're gonna give it some new paint. - And we're going to put a
swimming pool in the back. (crosstalk) - There's got to be a
chicken by the pot, right? (crosstalk) - That's not a thing. (crosstalk) - It's only right that there's a chicken. - What? - Ahead of us, three people
on bikes, all not in helmets. Dangerous times. Dangerous
times. Yes. Come on. - He's unlocking the
thing. Look at that hat. Look at that hat. In Harry's words, "one of those big hat guards." That is a big-hat-guard,
if I've ever seen one. That was amazing. We couldn't
have made that. Perfect. - Guys. I don't think
there's the hat people. - Nah. They're responsible for
guarding Buckingham Palace. They should be here. - Fishy. Yeah. - And St James' Palace. - I think we had found our ugly statue. (laughing) I wouldn't say it's
ugly. It's not terrible. - Ah man. (giggling) We found a rabbit. We are contemplating running it over to get the dead animal ticked
off. We're coming for you! I've lost it, he's gone. We've got two more
rabbits. Right? Come here! (wind blowing) - We found a castle, right? - Oh, true! (crosstalk) - Let's everyone get in front of it. - Bro, I thought it was
the tower of London. It's a castle. It's a castle. (crosstalk) - The tower of London. Officially
her Majesty's Royal palace and fortress of the tower of
London, is a historic castle. (crosstalk) - That's a big hat guy. Right? - Isn't that a Nut Cracker. - It doesn't look real. - It's not real JJ. - Oh, he looks very
real, look he's watching. - Simply cannot believe that I... - Watch out, watch out.
- Yeah, I know, don't worry. I'm telling you now, look, look that hat is fucking massive like. - Zoom out, zoom out and focus on the fit. Yeah. Make it blurry. - One of those, a big-hat-guards. - Do you know what? I'm
putting the tick next to it. If they want a question then
they can question later. Okay. But I'm having it for now. - Where is Buckingham Palace? - Bro (laughs). - Where is Buckingham Palace? - What? - You're joking, aren't you? - Yeah. - All right. Something tells
me you find a big enough hole. - I think this counts. All right, we've ticked off
massive hole. There we go. - That statue is quite ugly.
- It's a brand of vodka. - Wait, is an ugly statue
on there? Can we go back to the list? I forget the list. - Yeah. That is butters, man. Put some clothes on. (crosstalk) - Yeah. Is that what he said? - Yeah.
- That is ugly, man. I don't want to see that. - He's got his (mumbles) out. (crosstalk) - I hate, I hate animals. I can't tell-- - Do you know what, though? I prefer the green ducks
to that duck. Sorry mate. I dislike that one more.
- Wait, fist-bump it. - Fish bump it. (laughs)
If it bites him, I swear... - It's gonna bite me, lads. - It won't. - Nah, fist-bump it. Doesn't have a fist. - It did just go (quacks). - All right. (laughs) - Oh, who's that? - Oh, that's a politician. - His posture is amazing-- (crosstalk) - That has to be a politician! We're taking that, we're
taking it with him. (crosstalk and mumbling) (crosstalk and mumbling) - G six DTS. Of course it is.
He's got privately plates, a Merc. Posture up like this. (crosstalk) - And did you see his smile as well? That was like,
I'll-fight-over-the-country smile. (laughing) - Look at what we just found: a cheeky abandoned car. One sec, I'll work around
until you get better angle. Yeah! That is abandoned as they
come. No one's driving that. - No, no one's driving
that, it's half in a bush. - Is this it? So are you telling me Calfreezy-- - By the wall? Yeah. - Can just touch the oldest
thing in London. Surely not. - Like there's a reason
they've left this wall-- (incoherent chattering) Everything around it is
modern but they left this because it's a thousand years
old. I just, I can tell. - So you reckon this London Wall-- - Gives off that old, old-- - I don't think is. - Oh wait, hang on. It's
part of London Wall. London Wall isn't in one spot. It's a defensive barrier around London. So it goes all the way
around these houses. - So this is part of it? (incoherent chattering) - I told you, this is the OG
wall. This wall goes way back. This wall goes way back
before all of you guys. - I do not believe it. We've
just seen some mad yacht but it's literally sailing away. This is our one chance. Okay. First off we're
going to expose the camera. So we've got big crane number one, then we've got big crane number two. And that... Is that a big crane? - It's not, but it's a crane. - It's a crane. - That's three in the same place. - I'm going to say honestly, boys. Well I'm stuck in Guernsey,
we don't have big cranes here. We're not building anything. - Oh my God! Mate. Yes. That is the most clutch find of the day. Because not only is it a
super yacht, obviously, it's gotta be worth over a mil. Easy. Look at that thing. Yo, that was a big (mumbles), you know. Cranes and a yacht just as it was leaving. - All right, here we go. I don't know if you'd say super yacht. - It's super yacht time.
Right? Super yacht season. Oh, got too close to me. Mate. It's even got a jet ski on the
back. That's a super yacht. - That's 100%, that's 100%. (crosstalk) - We're not even trolling.
That actually does count as a super yacht. - It's called the Lady of
the Manor with a jet ski that looks like it hasn't
been moved since 1984. (laughing) - Look, there, look. One,
two, yes that's three! - That's three, that's
three, that's three! - Hey, that counts! - Three cyclists without helmets. - (laughing) We're just
like pointing at them. - That's three! - If you looked on your left
out the window, there is... A bike with the wheels
robbed. That's a crime scene. - We counting that? - Yeah, we're counting
that. We're counting that. - We had a hole in the ground. - But is it a hole in the ground? - I mean it's a hole in the
ground. How deep is it, though? Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no. - That's hole in the ground. - Put it this way. If you were an ant, this is massive.
- Exactly! Exactly, it's all relative. (incoherent chatter) (incoherent chatter) - It poses a threat to the human race. (laughing) Which is why we've got this. Hi, wait, that's another one! - Tick it, tick it, tick it. - I searched a list of
attractions that are over a thousand years
old: river Thames. Boom! - Smashed it! - A thousand years old. It's also-- (imitates in high voices) It's also a massive hole in the ground. - We're not taking that. - But we're not gonna take it. Where the fuck are we gonna
find a big hole in the ground? (crosstalk) - One, two, three. - I see one crane. I see two
cranes and I see a third crane. All next to each other.
All in one camera shot. - We'll add it. We'll take that. - They're not London buses, but look how many buses there are. We don't have a lot of buses here, so you'll just take my
word for it. Come on. - We want to get them here or
you want to go to your place? - Yeah, I don't mind. That
place is a bit farther up. - Right, five pint time. - Thank you very much. - Thank you. - I've got two and I'm
simply not letting go of one. (laughing) - Do what you need to do, bro. - I'm not doing it, but that
guy's beard is very long. - I'll stand here. Right?
The guy in the camo, the guy in the green. (crosstalk) - That's a foot long on it. From the sideburns down here,
that's a foot long, aint it? Yeah. Yeah. We have it. We'll have it. - You boys want to see a
castle? Yeah, no worries. Lovely lovely. - What's it called? - Castle Cornet, mate. Castle Cornet. - We're about to tick another
item off the list, Josh. Waterfall. - You broke the bottle, bro. - It's a waterfall. (laughs) - Guys, I need some
validation on this one. - What? - Show it again. Said it needs
to be ticked off the list. This is one ticked off the list. Ready? - Waterfall. - [Congregation] Hey! - Yeah, yeah, he didn't specify. - The water did fall. - That's just made me
realise why don't we get the live chicken? - You search on Twitch: "Chicken" - A live chicken. - Now we're thinking outside the box. (crosstalk) - Here's your broken bottle,
mate. Sorry. For the cause, for the cause. That's
one point for the cause. - All right guys, I've got great news. I have just found a live chicken. (laughter) - Live streaming chicken. - We've just ticked off
waterfall and live chicken in the space of three
minutes. We're icons. - Only legends, only legends. - The other team are going to be fuming when they hear about this. - We have found a live chicken! - All hail Lord Live Chicken! (laughter) (upbeat music) That's good for the
video though, isn't it? - Look at the guy. - Oh, that's dog poo, they're holding it. - Wait.
- They've got dog poo, right now in his hand. I think. - You sure?
- Yes. - Yo, it is. Oh, excuse me. This, this is a very weird request. - Is he holding dog poo? - He is yes. - Ooh, wait, can we, can we film it? (laughter) It's for a challenge for a YouTube video. - We have to find dog poo somewhere. - Wait, you're telling me that there's a dog shit up these stairs? - Up here. - I think he's trying to get rid of us. - Oh fuck. - No, it smells. Poo! - [Congregation] Poo! - That's not dog poo. - It is. (crosstalk) - Dog shit! - Okay. It's reached the
point of the video where we're just trying to scumbag
any points we could get. We haven't found anything
that's stuck in a tree but, look at that. - Oh, you're not taking that. - That's tied around a
tree. Yeah we'll take that. - It's something. - Yeah. (laughing) - Finally we found
something stuck in a tree. A pair of shoes! (crosstalk) - Vik, Vik, no, wait. - It's shoes lad. Your shoes got stuck in a tree there. - Oh, actually, I can get
them. I'm serious, man. - Come back, Come back. Come back. - Vik, can you get your shoes please? - Go on mate. - Oh, here come the bullying.
Big hashtags. Here we go. - Get a hops. Get the hops. - Ah, look at him go. (cheering) - Oh, no. The hashtag's being reborn. - That's worth the point. That's what I said, boy. - Thank you Vic for the
content. I appreciate you. - Love you. - You know what? I'm tempted
to just add onto the list. We saw Buckingham Palace,
that's a million pounds. (chuckling) - I'm taking it. - Lads, we've got fucking 11 minutes if we want to see the fucking castle. - So let's go see this fucking castle. - Josh now. - Nine minute walk. Eight minute walk.
- Fuck this castle. 0.3 miles.
- I hate it. I haven't even seen it. - It's 300 metres bro. - 300 metres. - All right. Last but not least. We do have dogs at the house. So I'm gonna try and find
some dog poo in the garden. Hello. Hello. Have you
got a poo? Yes, yes, yes. Oh yes. Wait no. It's a leaf. It's a leaf! I've been bamboozled. Ah! Come on, was that you? Yes. Good boy. Good boy. All right. That is a decent amount ticked off. - I see a group of cyclists.
You're currently panning? - Three people with bats in their hands and one's gone ahead. - That's two now, though. - Why in the hell (mumbling) now? - It was three. - It was three. - We take another point. - We're nearly at 20. - Yeah, let's call it
at 20. Call it at 20? - [Unison] Call it at 20. - That's it right there, isn't it? - That's actually it right there. - It's covered in trees.
But that is it. That's it. All right. Let's cross
here and go down there. Cause then we'll get a good view. - Bro, I've just gone in here
with massive cock energy. Just ticking off castle and winning. So This has got to get it done. - We have found roadkill. You got the shot. Yeah? (laughter) (crosstalk) - We're still outside the box. - We got a waterfall. We got a dead cat. - Mate, we're killing it. - Take a look at this massive dove. - Beautiful, beautiful castle. - Look at that beautiful
castle, massive castle. - Yes! - Found a fucking castle. - Let's go. - Oh, what's that? That's a "W". We just won the fucking
challenge. Thank you for coming. Swept!
- You think? Swept!
- You think? - You just got swept! (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) - Listen up. If you got more than 10, let's have hands in the air. - You got more than 11? - Why are we all doing this? - We're all doing it, get involved. (laughter) - All right, you got more
than 12? Hands in the air. Got more than 13, keep
your hands in the air. You got more than 14, keep
your hands in the air. (crosstalk) More than 16. Hands up. More than 17. (crosstalk) - Why you look so guilty bro? (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) - 18 or more, hands in the air! (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) There's no way they got over 16. - I bet four of yours are illegitimate. (crosstalk) (crosstalk) - I want to ask you about something. - Okay. - Dead animal? (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) - A live chicken? (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) - That's a water fall. - Yo I'm pissed, I'm fucking pissed. (laughing) Are you serious? (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) - We've done 20,000 steps,
zipping about the (incoherent), doing it legitly, and you (crosstalk) Are you joking? - It's not my fault your
brain aint big enough, fam. Big head, big brain. (crosstalk) (crosstalk) - You know what they say, they
say you gotta work smarter, not harder. Work smarter, not harder. (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) - The list is fucked. The list is fucked. You know what, I'm gonna add it again: the list is fucked. The list is fucked. - It is, it is. - Yeah, JJ, tell it again.
- Everything's fucked. What's the point of the video?
Delete it this video, man. Delete this video. Delete
it. Nah, delete it. - Harry, have you been
doing the challenges? - Of course I've been
doing the challenges. - Have you done more than 10? - Yes. I don't know. Let me count how many I've actually done. - You been doing the challenges, have you? (laughs) - Has Harry won this challenge? Give us your own number
in three, two, one, go. - 17. (cheering) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) (crosstalk) I'm gonna explain to
you a couple of theirs. And as you set the rulings-- Oh no, are we gonna beef again? (crosstalk) (crosstalk with upbeat music) (crosstalk)
