- Welcome to the Sidemen
Lockdown Showdown. I have five rounds for the other Sidemen to try and score as
many points as they can. We're gonna dive right into it. I've asked them all to dress up in outfits and the two best dressed
Sidemen will start the game with a point for their Team. So, Sidemen, reveal yourselves. - [Josh] Do we wanna go one at a time? - [Vik] Okay. Oh my God. That's effort. Okay, Harry coming through. All right, Ethan, let's see it. - Lads, this is a big let down. (group laughing) - What the hell is that? - [Vik] He's got the merch. - It's not known to have
outfits just laying around. - All right, Tobi. You're up next. - Plus you started with Bog. You can't follow up from that. - [VIK] Bog started with Bog. - [Tobi] Captain Punch. - [JJ] Captain Punch. (group laughing) - Tobi, which outfit do you want? Yes. (Tobi laughing) All right, Josh, you're up next. - [Josh] Here we go. (group oohing in anticipation) (group exclaims in surprise) - [JJ] That's just a floating headset. - [Vik] Oh, wow. All right, Simon. You're up next. - There we go. - [Vik] Wow! - Add that in the thumbnail, boys! - Geez. - [JJ] Look at those Melons. - My ass is flat, though, look. - [Vik] Oh no. - [JJ] Oh, damn. - Pop, pause a second.
Why do you have that? - [Josh] For a TikTok. - Why don't you have it? (Vik laughing) - [Simon] Why don't you have it? - Okay. All right. - [Josh] TikTok. - Last but not least,
JJ, show us what you got. - Obviously man's gotta
look like a million dollars. (everyone booing) - You know how it be! Yo, yo, we Gucci! Man's dripping in swagger. - [Josh] Minus points. Minus points. - [JJ] Jeez, jeez! - [Tobi] But Josh, you don't
know what team he's on yet. - [Josh] Minus points. Minus points. (JJ laughing) - All right, at the end of
the official first round, the two points are going to, Harry and Simon. So your Teams will be starting with a point each so I'm
gonna award those points now and then I'll let you
know what the teams are. So it is time to reveal your teams for today's challenge. On Team Blue, we have Josh. - Yeah! - [Harry] Surely me, surely me. - On Team Green, we have Harry. (group oohing) - [Harry] I wanna be Team Blue. - On Team Red, we have Simon. - Oh! - [Josh] Okay. - Joining Josh on Team Blue, we also have JJ. (group oohing) - Unfortunately, making that the only team that doesn't start this tournament with a point. Next up, we have a Tobi
joining Harry on Team Green. (Harry celebrating) - And that means Ethan and Simon makeup Team Red. - [Ethan] Yes! - [Vik] Will be beginning the game with a point here today. We're diving into the first round here. Everyone loves a bit of meme culture. So this round is called, "Can you hear the meme?" I'm gonna put a freeze frame
from a meme in the chat and you guys have to let
us know what would be said or you know, what the meme is. And I'll be deciding whether
it's worthy of a point or not. You can go off into a group
and confer and come back. Or one of you knows it,
you can just stay in here and you can put in your answer. Either in the chat or hold
it up on the whiteboard. First meme. We're starting with a nice, easy one. You should all get this. It's coming into the chat right now. And it's onscreen right now. - [Group] Oh, okay. - [Josh] You good JJ? We good? - [Tobi] Do we need to confer? - [Ethan] I don't need to confer. - [JJ] I need to confer. I need to confer. - [Josh] Somebody touched my spaghetti. - [JJ] Okay. I knew something about spaghetti
but I didn't know what. (Josh laughing) I was like, spaghetti but something. I dunno. But somebody touched my spaghetti. - [Josh] Yeah. - [JJ] Okay. All right. Cool. - [Ethan] I've got, culture. I've got it typed in the chat as well. Just for backup. - Reveal your answers
in three, two, one, go. Somebody touched my spaghetti. - [Tobi] You can't leave out the slap. The slap is important. (group laughing) - [Josh] JJ, pitches in
the confer and he goes, "I knew it's about
spaghetti or something." (everyone laughing) - Okay. Everyone's scores a point there. On to the next meme, my friends. It's coming into the chat right now. And it's on screen for
people playing at home. (group oohing) - [Vik] You know it, you where. - [Simon] Yo, let's go confer. Let's go confer. - [Harry] All right Tobi. - [Tobi] You know what this is Bogo? This is the classic. - [Harry] Is it, "I like turtles?" - [Tobi] Yeah. - [Harry] Are we sure? - [Tobi] Wait, is it, "I like turtles?" I'm pretty sure.
- [Harry] "I like turtles." - [Josh] I don't know. - [JJ] Um, it's turtle. Something to do with turtle. I'm a, "I'm a turtle." - (Josh scoffing) Really? - [JJ] I think it is. - [Josh] You write what you wanna write. 'Cause I haven't got a clue. - [JJ] Okay. - [Simon] I'm pretty certain that that, is that? No. Is that the turtles kid? - [Ethan] I think, "I like turtle." Is it? - [Simon] It is, right? - [Ethan] I think it is. Oh, I don't know, bro. - [Simon] Let's go for
it. Let's go for it. - [Ethan] Okay, let's go for it. - [Simon] I'm not gonna lie. We struggled with this. - [Vik] Okay. Well, I'm gonna ask you for
answers in three seconds. Three, two, one. What have we got? (group oohing in shock) - [JJ] No! - [Josh] KSI. - [Vik] I like turtles. - [Ethan] Yes! - [JJ] So close! I knew it had something
to do with turtles. - [Ethan] He can't have that. Surely, he can't. - [Vik] No, he don't get it. He don't get it. - [Josh] I had no idea. He was like, "Something to do with a turtles. Like, I'm a turtle or something." - [Vik] Team Red and Team
Green, score points there. Putting them- - [Simon] Am I allowed
to take my boobs out? 'Cause I can't see down. - [Vik] Ah, yeah. Yeah. You can. You can. You scored that point, it's not going anywhere. - Look at me. Look at my sag. - [JJ] You look like a grandma. Damn. - [Vik] Okay. All right. We're moving on to round three, right here off, "Can you hear the meme?" There it is. It is here. - [Josh] Okay. - [JJ] Oh yeah, yeah. - [Josh] Unless you
think we should ride it. But I think you're gonna write it. - [Simon] Let's go confer. - [Harry] Confer. - [Tobi] All right. - [Simon] Bro, I'm screwed. - [Ethan] Bro. Bro, bro. - [Simon] I know it as well, bro. I know it. - [Ethan] Is this, " Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife?" - [Simon] No, it's not. - [Ethan] It's not? - [Simon] That's a guy. - [Ethan] Fuck it is. What is this one? - [Simon] Hers is, fuck! - [Ethan] Fuck! (Simon laughing) - [JJ] "Ain't nobody got time for that." "Ain't nobody got time for that." - [Josh] No, it's. I was gonna say- - [JJ] "Ain't nobody got time for that." - [Josh] I was gonna say, "I got bronchitis." - [Harry] "Ain't nobody
got time for that." - [Tobi] Exactly. Jeez. All right. "I got springcitis." In here as well. - [Harry] I said, "Oh Lord
Jesus. There's a fire." (Tobi chuckling) - [Harry] "And I ran for my life." - [Vik] All right. How
did we do there guys? We confident? Not confident? - [Josh] We got two
different answers for us lot. So we're not confident. - [JJ] What you mean, man? - [Vik] You picked one, right? - [JJ] I swear to God. I swear to God, Josh. - [Vik] Answers aren't gonna change. Let's see what you got. Let's see what you went with guys. - [Josh] Let's see you spelling. - [JJ] I got bronchitis. (group laughing) - [Vik] Okay. - [Simon] Wait, what was
your other answer? Yeah. - [JJ] Other answer was, "Ain't nobody got time for that." (Vik oohing) - [Vik] Oh, no, no, no. - [JJ] Josh I told you! (Josh laughing) - [Simon] Tobi, lets see. - [Harry] Wait, what? - [Vik] Oy. I can't allow both. - [Tobi] What you mean
you can't have both? - [Josh] It's the same thing. She's saying it there. She's saying, "I got bronchitis," there. She's holding her chest there. - [Tobi] "Aint nobody got time for that." - [Josh] And see she's holding here. That's that part of the video. That's why I said it. - [Harry] That's a good point, you know. That is a good point. - [Vik] I've actually taken, is the song. I've gone for this song, which is- - [Josh] That's not the meme. That's just, that's just the channel. - [Vik] Okay. We're in a- - [Ethan] Vik, you can't bother this now. You gotta go with what you chose. You gotta go with what you chose. Vik, what ever you have. You're the question master. What ever you have, goes mate. - [Vik] You know what? Because she does, she does say it before. She says that. I am awarding points all around. You all knew the video. You all knew the video. - [Ethan] Boggled that massively. Boggled that massively. - All right. Next up. We've got a classic here. An absolute classic. Here we go. I hope you don't need to confer. - [Josh] Hi Mr. Classic. - [Harry] Nah, it's gotta be, "I'm fast as fuck, boi." - [Tobi] It's gotta be,
"fast as fuck, boi." - [Harry] "I'm fast as fuck, boi." Yeah. - [JJ] Yeah. "I'm fast as fuck, boi!" - [Josh] Okay, we're good. We're on the same page. This time. (Josh laughing) - [Simon] He's, "Fast
as fuck, boi," right? - [Ethan] Yeah. "I'm fast as fuck, boi." - [Simon] It's gotta be an I, as well. - [Ethan] Yeah, yeah. It's got to be the I. - [Vik] Ayt. I'm gonna ask
you for your answers in three, two, one, everyone show. (group oohing) - [Simon] Wait, wait. Tobi! It's the I. - [Ethan] It's the I that
sets I apart from the rest. - [Tobi] Come on! - [JJ] No, no, no, no, no. Simon doesn't put, I'm. He just put, fast as fuck. - [Harry] Ooh! That's a shout as well. - [Vik] Okay. - [Ethan] If he gave points
all around for the last one, he's giving- - [Vik] This is my quiz, okay? And everyone's getting a point but Simon's team get an extra point for putting multiple I's 'cause- - [Ethan] Yes! I'm fast as fuck, boi! - [Vik] Boi! (Vik laughing) - [Simon] Do I hear tears? Do I hear tears? - All right. Onwards to number five right here. The final meme for the meme round is coming through right now. Here we go. - [Ethan] Oh. - [Simon] Okay. Let's
confer. Let's confer. - [Harry] Ooh, I'm glad
Tobi knows this one. - [Josh] JJ? I don't know it. Help! I don't know. I see a cheese burger, - [JJ] It's a, it's a, schmoyoho or something. - [Josh] One of those songs? - [JJ] Yeah, yeah. - [Simon] I know it. It's the one where he's like, he has autotune and he's like... Is is the, " damn, damn, damn?" - [Ethan] Brother. If that's what's coming to you then shoot. - [Simon] It's something
about the cheeseburger being that good. - [Tobi] Schmoyoho made a song about him during the food review and
he just gassing up a burger, then, "damn, damn, damn." - [Harry] Put a couple
of n's on the last damn. So you might get an extra point. Like a damnnnn or something. I don't know how it is. - Let's start with that Simon and Ethan, what have you got? - [Simon] We went for, ♪ Dayum ♪ ♪ Dayum ♪ ♪ Dayum ♪ - [Vik] Okay. (Josh laughing) - [Simon] No, what did you put? What did you put? - [Ethan] Wait. Did JJ
just rub something out? - [Simon] Yeah, what did you put? - [Ethan] JJ just rubbed
something out, bro? - [JJ] Shut up. Shut up, mate. - [Vik] Cheese burger. Oh yeah, he remembered the cheese burger. What did you rub out? - [JJ] I didn't rub out anything. - [Ethan] Tobi was confident. Tobi was confident. - [Vik] He's got it. Oh my goodness. - [Ethan] Yes! Yes! - [Josh] Cheeseburger. - [JJ] ♪ Dayum ♪ ♪ Dayum ♪ ♪ Dayum ♪ Yeah. - [Ethan] Flawless. - [JJ] Josh, you're terrible at meme's. - [Ethan] Flawless. - [Vik] Okay boomer. - [Josh] You can't spell bronchitis, bro. - [JJ] Yeah, it's true. It's true. - [Vik] All right. That is the end of round one. Do you wanna know your
scores at the moment? They'll be on screen. - [Ethan] Yes! - [Harry] No, no, no, no. - Okay, so audience. You know the scores, they
don't know the scores. All right. That is the end of round one. We're gonna go into round two shortly but before we do that, you can win a bonus point for your team. If you are the first person right now, to show me on your webcam. A pen. - [Tobi] That was me. That was me. That was me. That was me. That was surely me. That was certainly me. - [Simon] Of course you
think it was Jizzle. - [Vik] You know what? Okay. I apologise. I forgot that you had
whiteboards with pen. So I'm gonna reformat that. - [Tobi] It was in my hand. I didn't pick it. - [Vik] I'm gonna reformat that to the first person to
show me a piece of fruit. (Vik laughing) - [Tobi] Come on Harry. Come on. - [Harry] A lemon! - [Tobi] Wait. Harry's a banana, aint he? - [Vik] It matches your outfit. - [Simon] Dammit! Dammit! - [Vik] Harry got a lemon. - [Ethan] Harry won. Good effort Simon. - [JJ] Josh ain't back yet. Oh man. - [Josh] I got here... - [Vik] Team Green take
the bonus point there at the end of round one. With the lemon. - [Simon] You know what
the saddest thing is? - [Josh] Could have Harry
just showed himself. - [Simon] I was gonna say. The saddest thing is, Harry is a fruit. - He also got a fruit
that matched this colour, which I quite enjoy. Okay. Next up. We're moving on to round two, which is taken from the
amazing and popular show, Mock the Week. We are doing, if this is the answer
what is the question? For each answer, I'll be awarding one team, three points, one team, two points and one team, one point. Depending on how much
I enjoy their answers to the question. You're allowed to answer
as many as you want. I'll just go through you in
order until you're all done. All right. So this is the answer. What is the question? Over 2 million. All right. We're gonna start with Simon. - [Simon] How many subscribers
does The Sidemen need to reach 10 million and never post again? - [Harry] Ooh. - [Vik] Wait. No, no, no. We do post again. - [Josh] We do post again. - [Harry] You know what I mean. You know what I mean, - [Vik] Okay, okay. Remember. Remember guys, subscribe. Even though we're locked down we're still grinding. Subscribe. All right. Anyone else got one? Josh. - [Josh] The amount of
Minstrels KSI has consumed during lockdown quarantine. (Ethan laughing) - [JJ] Yeah, they said it's impossible. I just... - [Vik] All right. - [JJ] I've got a good
one. I've got a good one. - [Vik] Okay, go on then JJ. - [Simon] It's their
team. It's their team. It's Tobi and Harry's team next. - [Tobi] Go on Harry. - [Harry] What was the question? - [Vik] Over 2 million is the answer. What is the question? - [Harry] How many Romanians would have moved to the UK if Brexit didn't happen? (group awkwardly chuckling) - [Simon] Oh my God. - [Josh] I didn't hear anything. I didn't hear. Oh my goodness. - [Vik] All right, Ethan. Ethan, you're up. - [Ethan] How many
chromosomes does Dedgy have? (group laughing) - [JJ] Ayo Ethan, that's not funny man. - [Ethan] Bro, we can bleep that. (group laughing) - [Simon] (imitating JJ)
That's not funny bro. - [Vik] Moving on. Josh. What have you got? What have you got? - [Josh] No, it's JJ's go. (Ethan laughing) - [JJ] How many people
have looked at Harry's, "It's bath time boys," picture. (group laughing) - [Vik] All right, Tobi. What have you got? - [Tobi] How many times we've had to censor
Harry saying stupid shit. (group laughing) - [Vik] All right. At the end of the round, we're giving three points
to Teams Simon and Ethan, two points to Team Josh and JJ and one point, Team Harry and Tobi. - [Simon] It was you Ethan. - [Ethan] Yes! If it is unmuted. Sorry Dedg' mate. (group laughing) If it's muted, fucking yes! (group laughing) - [Vik] So the actual answer to that was the total worldwide
coronavirus virus cake, cases. - [Tobi] Oh okay. Corona virus cases. - Is that a tongue twister
or am I just unable to speak? All right. Cool. - [Simon] He didn't even
say tongue twister right. (Simon laughing) It's all right. You're doing a great job. Keep going. - [Vik] Okay. The next answers to the question is, decreased by 35%. What is the question. Starting with Ethan. - [Ethan] What is the loss
in RiceGum's music streams. (group laughing) - [Vik] I think it's more than that. - [JJ] It's way worse. (group laughing) - Ayt. Next up, Harry. - [Harry] What happened
to African poverty, after KSI performed on Sport Relief. - [Tobi] Geez. All right. All right. - [Josh] That's a good one. That's a nice one. - [Simon] It took a turn. It took a nice turn. - [Ethan] I don't know
if it decreased by 35%. - [Harry] It was a good performance. (JJ laughing) - [Josh] It was the choreography. That's what it was. - [Vik] All right, Josh. What have you got? - [Josh] The size of Ethan's biceps since locked down begun. - [Simon] That's too harsh man. - [Vik] That's too real. That's too real. (everyone laughing) - Oh, he's revealed the trim. He's revealed the trim. (everyone laughing) - [JJ] Oh shit. - [Vik] It's Buzz Lightyear. (Vik laughing) - [Tobi] It does look like Buzz Lightyear. - [Ethan] Bro, the buzz is out, boys. - [Vik] Buzz Lightyear. - [Josh] I'm scared of the next one. - [Vik] Simon, Simon, Simon. - [Simon] What has happened
to KSI's hairline since 2010. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] Guys, this isn't
supposed to be a disstrack. - [Tobi] I'm fuming! - [Josh] That's my teammate. - [JJ] Simon's so mean! - [Ethan] Nice work bro, nice work. - [Tobi] That was my answer, bro. - [Harry] Ah, we got nabbed,. - [Vik] Tobi's one got nabbed. You got another one, Tobi? - [Tobi] Mine was KSI's hairline since he started wearing that bandana. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] JJ. - [JJ] Because of coronavirus, what percentage has
Asian porn gone down by? (Harry chuckling) - [Josh] It's gone down by? The porn has gone down? - [Vik] You know what? You were close to the actual answer. The actual answer is the projected decline in the UK economy. For a second, I thought you were gonna
say the actual answer. - [Simon] I was like, "Close? How was it
closer than anyone else?" (everyone laughing) - [Tobi] Porn. The economy. Same thing. (everyone laughing) - [JJ] I mean, Asian porn. Economy. (JJ laughing) - [Josh] Nice delivery though, innit? - On that round, we're gonna give three
points to Team Blue, which is a JJ and Josh. I had a good laugh. Team Green taking two points and Team Read just taking one. - [Harry] We'll take two, we'll take two. We'll take two. - [Vik] Oh no, the other way around. Other way around. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. - [Tobi] No! - [Ethan] Score it properly, my brother. - [Simon] Yeah, you only had one answer. - [Tobi] That's cause you
let Simon go before me. - [Harry] Fucking hell. - Okay. And the final one here. Okay. The answer to the question is, understood, could be
worth 300 million pounds. What is the question? We're gonna start with Josh. - [Josh] How much a loadout
drop, will cost by September. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] Harry, what have we got? - [Harry] Addison Gibbs,
Saudi grandparents. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] What? Okay. Simon. What we got? - [Simon] How much a night with Miniminter while
wearing this suit costs. - [Vik] Oh geez. Okay. - [Josh] Is that with
our without the tits? - [Simon] Whatever you
want. You're paying. - Okay. JJ, what have you got? - [JJ] According to Ethan, how much are Alissa
Violet's farts to inhale. (Ethan laughing) - [Vik] You mean how much Ethan would pay? - [JJ] Yes. (Vik laughing) - [Vik] Okay. All right, Tobi. What we got? - [Tobi] How much you'd have to pay JJ to stop eating arse. (everyone laughing) - [JJ] Ah, there's nothing better than like a sweaty asshole. - [Simon] No, no, You're mad. - [Ethan] What the fuck? What the fuck? - [JJ] There's a salty
tinge. Salty tinge to it. - [Vik] Ethan, Ethan, Ethan. Take the stage. - [Ethan] How much is Rosie
Lewis' hand in marriage" (group oohing) - [JJ] Dude. - [Harry] For 300 mill. For 300 mill, that's fair enough. - [Ethan] Yes! Ayt, Sidemen lads. We all chip in. (Ethan and Simon laughing) - [Simon] The Sidemen
buy the hand in marriage. - [Vik] Ayt, at the end of that round, I'm giving Team Green, three points there. (Harry and Tobi celebrating) Team Blue at two points and Team Red just one there. Okay. That is the end of round two. Before we go on to round three, of course we have another bonus. I'm gonna award one
bonus point for the team that on-camera shows me
them doing one press up. - [Josh] You can't see me on camera. - [Ethan] I did an incline one. - [Vik] It's Tobi. - [Ethan] But I did an incline one. Bro! Bro! I literally did- - [Simon] I literally did it before him. - [Ethan] I literally went like that. It was back bro. - [JJ] I literally did
it so quickly that.... (everyone laughing) - [Vik] The points go to Tobi. The points go to Tobi. 'Cause he did a nice one on the bed. - [Ethan] I beat him! - [Vik] I didn't say incline. I didn't say incline. - [Ethan] Bro! I literally went here and went, bang. Like that. And that was it. - [Vik] Did I say incline? Did I say incline? - [Simon] I didn't do an incline. I did one right here. - [Vik] Yeah, you were off camera. I said on camera. I couldn't see it. Okay. We're moving into
around three, right here. Which is, "How well do you
know your fellow Sidemen?" We have a series of questions and it's gonna be for one team at a time. Moving through. So you can all stay in here and you can deliberate out loud. You're not competing for answers. It's each team, gets the question. Okay. - [Simon] There's no steals or anything. - [Vik] No. There is no. - [JJ] Yeah. I know nothing. - [Vik] The first
question is for Team Blue. Team Blue. What is Harry's favourite cheese? (everyone laughing) - [Josh] Harry favourite cheese? He eats cheese? - [Tobi] Harry, cover your face. Don't give anything away. - [JJ] I'm thinking. I'm thinking, it has to be mozzarella. Maybe. - [Josh] No, I saw gonna say Gouda. - [JJ] Ooh, Gouda does sound quite. - [Josh] It sounds like
the Harry thing to do. - [JJ] It's sounds Guernsey like. - [Josh] It sounds quite Gouda. - [Simon] Isn't Guernsey... - [JJ] I don't know. Maybe it's too. Too fancy. - [Josh] But Harry's quite a fancy lad. - [JJ] Blue cheese then? - [Josh] Nah. That should be Tobi. That's Tobi's worst one. - [Tobi] Mm. Fuck that shit. - [JJ] Aah, you know what? Maybe- - [Simon] No! No, no, no. You do not take L's. Get that out. We are not taking that L. - [Ethan] He's more colourful with his, less heart. Maybe rocket. - [Josh] Seven layer? - [Simon] Okay, I'm
just throwing this out. - [Ethan] The blazer was so hot, bro. The blazer was so hot. - [Tobi] I brought my KSI glove. (JJ laughing) - [Josh] Go Gouda, go Gouda. - [Vik] Well, Harry. - [Harry] Yes, yes, yes. It's brie. (group oohing) - [Josh] Didn't even cross our minds. It's fine. - [JJ] We had no chance, yeah. - [Vik] Okay. Team Green. This is a question for
you, Harry and Tobi. I asked JJ, would he rather pee himself, every month in public or shit himself every day in private. How do you think he
answered that question? - [Tobi] You said pee himself- - [Vik] Everyone gets one. - [Vik] Everyone gets one with you rather. - [Harry] Pee himself
once a month in public or everyday in private? - [Vik] Shit himself everyday in private. - [Harry] It's gotta be public, right? - [Tobi] It's gotta be
once a month in public. He has no shame. - [Harry] Yeah. - [Vik] JJ, what was it? - [JJ] Yeah, it was pee myself. (Harry and Tobi celebrating) - [Vik] That's a point for Team Green. Team Red. Here is your question. Simon and Ethan. How many episodes of
his Home Grown podcast, did Josh release? - [Harry] Ooh. Ooh. - [Ethan] One. - [Simon] Was is one? (everyone laughing) - [Ethan] Not me. - [Vik] Yeah. It's a tough question. So if you're within one, I will also give you the point. - [Harry] To be fair. JJ and Josh got the hardest question. They had to add all the
cheeses in the world. - [Josh] Did he submit his answer before? He could have changed his answer any time. - [Ethan] How many episodes? Ah, right? I'm coming in. - [Simon] I think it's like- - [Ethan] I think he did seven episodes. - [Simon] I'm thinking seven. I'm thinking seven or eight. Is there more? Is there more we're just forgetting about? - [Ethan] Not. So in my head, I've got Lux, me. I've got Matt. I've got one Louis a think. Just you and Louis. - [Simon] But did they
get to double digits? - [Ethan] No, definitely not. I think it's seven or eight but I would like to- - [Simon] I was at
seven or eight but then- - [Ethan] 'Cause he
didn't do one after me. I ended the podcast episode. (Josh laughing) Whatever episode I was on last, he's the last one. And I think, I think it's seven. - [Simon] I'm happy to go with that. - [Ethan] I think I'm episode seven. - [Harry] That's big if they can get that. - [Vik] It was six. - [Simon] You said within one. You said within one. - [Harry] He did. - [Vik] Yeah, I did. - [Simon] Yes! - [Ethan] Come on! I'm
doing you proud, Gibb! I'm doing you proud! It's a W! - [JJ] You did six. That's so poor. (everyone laughing) - [Josh] What you mean? - [JJ] Fucking hell. That's hardly anything. - [Josh] It was a whole set up. - [Tobi] I finished it, mate. - [Ethan] But you had a
plant with a blue light. (everyone laughing) - [Simon] That's a harsh
was to my man, Louis. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] Coming back around to Team Blue, they've got there, would you rather. Team Blue, would Tobi rather be a genius that nobody believes or an idiot that everyone believes. - [Harry] Ooh. - [Josh] Nobody believes. So nobody believes his genius. Everyone thinks, he's dumb or an idiot. Everyone believes he's an idiot. [Vik] No, everyone believes
everything he says. So he's not that switched on. But if he says something,
people believe it. - [Josh] I know he'd rather
be a genius in quiet. You'd rather be smart and knowing himself that he's smart. Doesn't got to get validated by others. - [JJ] I think you'd rather be quiet. So yeah. - [Josh] You don't even no validation. - [JJ] Yeah. - [Vik] Well, Tobi. - [Simon] This Mr. Not
Famous, you're talking about. - [Tobi] These lot know we well, man. I'm happy. Fair point. - [Vik] Point for Team Blue. - [Tobi] JJ, you did just
jump in at the end but... - [JJ] No, no. I knew you'd be on the quiet ting, bruv. I know you. I know you, bruv. - [Vik] Okay. Team Green. here is a question for you guys. Harry and Tobi. On the 28th of October, 2014, Ethan tweeted that he will
get a Nissan GTR one day. In which month of 2017,
did he post this video? I bought a 2017 Nissan GTR. - [Harry] Oh my God. - [Tobi] No. - [Vik] I'll give you
one month either side. - [Ethan] Motherfucker did that! Law of attraction! Law of attraction! - [Josh] I wish we could have
gotten cheese either side. (everyone laughing) - [Simon] What did you end up going with? Gouda? - [Harry] Was is Halo? Or was he at his moms still? It was at Halo, right? - [Tobi] He was at Halo. - [Simon] He was at Halo. - [Tobi] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Tobi] Those kids poured
ketchup down his engine, remember? - [Harry] Oh yeah. - [Ethan] Oh yeah. If I know who you are, you'll probably of age now. I will wham you in your face if I ever see you. I will fucking, I will fuck you up if I ever see you. - [Simon] What if it was a
hot girl that's now of age? - [Ethan] No it wasn't bro. They posted a video. He was like 16 at the time. - [Tobi] I have, I have- - [Harry] I've got nothing mate. I'm thinking earlier in the year. I'm thinking like- - [Tobi] My instinct would go, May, for some reason. I don't know why. - [Harry] That may be correct. So let's go with that. - [Simon] Nice. - It was June. Butt May is just a month before that so it's a point. (Harry and Tobi celebrating) - [Ethan] Bought it
around my birthday, mate. - [Harry] That would have
been a clever way of doing it. - Team Red. You think I would rather
fight Mike Tyson once or talk like Mike Tyson
for the rest of my life. (everyone laughing) - [Ethan] See, I know my answer. I know my answer. - [Josh] Thing is, fighting Mike Tyson could leave you talking like Mike Tyson. - [Simon] I would say
still fight Mike Tyson. Vik is on camera every single day. - [Ethan] I don't think Vic
wants to talk like Mike Tyson and he definitely doesn't
want have the reputation that Mike Tyson said, certain things. (everyone laughing) - [Tobi] I know. I know you wanna say it, Ethan. - [Ethan] I really wanna fucking say it. - [Simon] Yeah, I agree with you. - [Ethan] It's one of my
favourite memes ever, bro. Fuck you! - [Vik] That is not what I would pick. I'm a logical guy and I could die. I could die. I could die. I could have brain damage or worse. I'm not, bro. Think about him punching me in the head. - [Josh] Poor little Vik, getting punched by Mike Tyson. He aint surviving that fight. - [Simon] Fight Mike Tyson once, you just get hit in the arm, you go down. - [Vik] No, no, no, no. A fight. A fight, bro. Bro, a fights a fight. - [Josh] That's getting
punched by him once. - [Tobi] Bro, you saw what a
ski jump did to his shoulder. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] You've seen what
I did to myself, bro. Imagine what he could do to me. It's not happening. Okay. All right. That is the end of round three. Of course, before we go into round four. We've got another bonus, right here. Another bonus round. Before we go onto another round. If you are, you can get an extra point if you're the first person to, take your top. (everyone laughing) - [Josh] That's not a top. That was an outfit. - [Simon] That ain't a top. - [Vik] It counts. It counts. I'm so glad he's wearing boxers. - [JJ] Oh my God. He was so fast. - [Vik] That's three bonus points. - [Josh] They're gonna win,
from bonus points alone. - [Ethan] Bro. Do you know
how funny it would have been if he was just straight naked, bro. It would have been so funny. - [Josh] Another censored Harry moment. - [Tobi] Can we do it again? - [Harry] I wasn't naked. Don't worry. - Okay. The next round
is called, Top Five. So I've got three different
categories, right here. And one team will go first at picking as many of the
top five opt-ins as they can. When they get one wrong,
it goes on to a next team. And when they get one wrong, it goes onto the next team. I'm gonna spin the wheel to see who gets the first topic. Also, whoever wins the
wheel for the question, gets to choose their subject. So I'm spinning the wheel, right now and- - [Simon] My guys on a website. (everyone laughing) - All right. It was Blue. So Blue, you doing top five. Would you like YouTube,
music or geography. - [JJ] YouTube, YouTube, YouTube. - [Vik] Okay, you've gone with YouTube. Okay. So your Top Five topic is. Is the most viewed Sidemen videos but no duplicates of the
same concept is included. - [Josh] Wait, wait. So on the Sidemen channel? - [Vik] Yes. - [Josh] Okay. So we get, so we name one and if you get one wrong- - [Vik] It goes to another team. - [Josh] And it's top five and you can't do duplicates of a concept? - [Vik] Yes, correct. (everyone laughing) - [Josh] I'm making sure. Making sure. Making sure. - [Simon] Josh was like, "I know this." - [Josh] I think so. - [JJ] We can bang this, fam. We can bang this. - [Josh] Tinder In Real Life 2. - [Vik] That is the point. - [Josh] How Hard Can The Sidemen Punch? - [Vik] That is a point. - [Harry] Ooh. - [Josh] Sideman Holiday. $10,000 VS $100. - [Vik] That is a point. - [Harry] Ooh. - [Josh] Sidemen 10,000 calories. That's only 1000 calories. Sorry. - [Vik] That is a point. - [Harry] Surely not. - [Ethan] It is. - [Vik] This is gonna be a clean sweep. - [Josh] Then it goes, Holiday again, European one and then- - [Simon] Look at him. This guys studies our channel, fam. - [Josh] And then it goes down here and it's Sidemen Slip
and Slide The Football. - [Vik] No, that is not. That is not the fifth most viewed videos, behind all of those. Okay. We're gonna spin the wheel again. - [Josh] We got four. It's fine. - [Vik] Between Red and Blue. - [Tobi] Fam, what the fuck? - And it's come through to Team Red. - [Harry] Well, it's between
Red and Green though. - [Vik] Yeah. Yeah. Team Red. Can you guess the fifth video. - [Ethan] I think you're
gonna have a better chance than me here. - [Simon] Fam, I don't
look at our channel. - [Ethan] Okay. So he's done, How Hard Can We Hit. Holiday, Tinder. 1000 Calories. - [Harry] Ooh. - [Simon] I love how
Harry's just literally looking at his screen. - [Harry] Well I'm looking
at everybody's faces. - [Simon] The way your eyes are moving. Like you're looking and typing and shit. - [Harry] What do you
mean looking and typing. Mate, you were waffling out your asshole. - [Simon] Where are you looking now? - [Harry] Let me flip my camera around. - [Josh] Waffling out your asshole. - [Harry] I've got my Discord. I've got my Skype. I've got my Premier Pro and down here, I've written what I thought the answer was which is Slip and Slide Football. So sock your filthy mother. (everyone laughing) (JJ applauding) - [Ethan] I think. - [Simon] My man showed me his Skype. - [Harry] Oh. Oh yeah. Don't add me on Skype. Please, anyone. (everyone laughing) - [Ethan] It's not Slip and Slide. - [Simon] Slip and Slide
Football was my guess as well. - [Ethan] Can I clarify with Vik, would Road Trip count
as a duplicate video. - [Vik] Yes. - [Ethan] Oh! Is it Sideman Faze Crossbar? No. - [Simon] No. I don't
think that's up that high. Nah, maybe is. - [Ethan] It's got a lot of views. - [Simon] Okay. We'll go
for Giant Football Darts. - [Vik] Incorrect. It goes over to Harry and Tobi. Try and steal this final point. - [Harry] All right. So it's not Sideman Faze, I don't think. I think, I have a sneaking suspicion. It's Spelling Bee but I don't know,. But I think it's the best I got. Unless you got something else. - [Tobi] I'll back that man. I'll back that. - [Harry] We'll go with Spelling Bee. - [Vik] Close but no cigar. You'll be surprised. It's been a recent grower. It doesn't go back. Once it's done, once it's gone through three, it's done. - [Ethan] Okay. - [Vik] And it is, Sidemen Go Back To School. Which has recently climbed
to 21 million views, alongside- - [Josh] So what's seventh or sixth? - [Vik] Sixth is Slip and Slide Football. And seventh is Spelling Bee. - [Group] Ah! - [Vik] Go Back To School has recently overtaken both of them. Which is kind of crazy. 10 mill, to 21 million views. (group applauding) - [Simon] Big up, Stephen Tries. - [Ethan] Bro, we're fucking big time. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] Okay. I'm spinning the wheel again and it's come through with Red. Red. Team Red. Would you like music or geography? - [Simon] Fam, if we
choose geography, I'm out. - [Ethan] Music. It's got to be. Then again, geography. I reckon Tobi would smash. - [Simon] Nah, it would
be some sort of like, "Name rivers in Wales." - [Ethan] Music or geography, he'll smash. All right. We'll take geography. - [Simon] Huh? (group laughing) - [JJ] Wait, no, no. He has to take geography. - [Simon] We'll take music. - [Vik] We'll allow it. We'll allow it. Okay, you've got music. - [Simon] I don't think
we're gonna know this either, to be fair. - [Vik] Okay, so. You need to let me know as many of the top five
most streamed artists on Spotify during 2019. - [Simon] Drake's gotta be there, right? - [Ethan] Drake? Yeah. - [Simon] We'll go for Drake. - [Vik] No. (group oohing in shock) (Josh blowing a raspberry) (group laughing) - [Simon] Are you mad? - [Josh] They got the first one wrong? - [Ethan] Do you know what? Do you know what? It's because he releases a
lot of his shit on Apple, bro. All of his shit goes on Apple. - [Simon] Everyone would
have thought Drake, right? - [Harry] He didn't drop
an album last year, did he? So that's probably why. - [Josh] I still think he
would have still held it. - [JJ] Oh. I think- - [Josh] I've got a couple. - [Vik] All right,
we're spinning the wheel to see which team gets to steal here. - [Josh] That's wild. - [Harry] Come on, give it to us. - [Vik] And it comes to
Team Green. Team Green. - [Harry] Tobi. - [Tobi] All right Harry, what you saying? - [Harry] Ah, well to me. I'm- - [Tobi] You were saying to me. - [Harry] I said to you, I reckon Cardi B's gotta
be on there for sure. - [Tobi] You think? - [Harry] She had a big year last year. Or was that a year before? - [Tobi] I was gonna say Ariana Grande would be in there. - [Harry] Grande's a shout. Camilla Cabello, whatever here face is. Grande's a safe one, right? - [Tobi] You wanna go with Grande? - [Harry] Did she drop an album last year? Who dropped an album last year? - [Tobi] Wax? - [Josh] Since 2019. - [JJ] Yeah, 2019. - [Tobi] When was, Thank u, next. Thank u, next was last year, no? - [Harry] Oh, but she's still bit. Ooh, it's. Can I say Cardi B? - [Tobi] Whatever you're
more certain about. - [Harry] Cardi B. Cardi B. Is she on there? - [Vik] No. - [Harry] What you mean
she's not on there. No! - [Vik] Oh, this could be damage. All right, back round to Team Blue. I can't believe this. - [JJ] Ariana Grande. - [Vik] Ariana Grande is on there. - [Harry] Oh, Tobi. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - [Josh] Ah, Billie Eilish. - [Vik] Yes. - [Harry] Ah, no. - [Josh] Okay, there's three other people. - [JJ] Definitely. Definitely. - [Josh] It's a discussion now. Discussions. - [Vik] Bro, you're letting
Team Blue mock this. They were last- - [Josh] Camilla Cabello could
be a good shout. Bad Bunny. - [JJ] Camilla Cabello,
I think. Is a big shout. - [Josh] Go for it.
- [Vik] Is that your answer? - [JJ} 100%. Yeah, Camilla Cabello. - [Vik] No. - [Josh] Is it Bad Bunny on there? - [Tobi] Is Postie on there? - [Vik] Post Malone is number one. - [Harry] Oh, Post Malone. - [Ethan] Simon. I was gonna say Post. - [Simon] I was know. I was literally like
Drake and Post are my two. - [Tobi] I was gonna say
Ariana Grande and Postie. - [Vik] It was Post
Malone, then Billie Eilish. Then Ariana Grande. Then Ed Sheeran, then Bad Bunny. - [Josh] It's that album, innit? Yeah, yeah. The big album. - [Simon] I was literally
like, Drake or... - [Josh] I would have said Bad Bunny next after Camilla Cabello. - [Harry] I'm sorry. Why did I do that. - [Josh] We got two points though. - [JJ] We got six in this whole round. - [Vik] Okay, all right. The final topic. Geography. Comes down Team Green, right here. Okay. I'm gonna need you to give me, the top five most populated
European countries. - [Harry] Ooh. Ooh. Populated European countries. So we got to be first world. I think, well, we'll just discuss it now. London's got to be up there, right? - [Tobi] Countries, countries my man. - [JJ] Oh my God. Oh my God. - [Harry] I thought he said cities. I thought he said cities. - [Ethan] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Pause. - [Harry] You lot are waffling. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] England is my city, bruv. - [Josh] London is the country. - [Harry] Is Russia in Europe? 'Cause Russia has got quite a few donies. - [Tobi] We count Russia. - [Simon] Hey, you ain't asking questions. - [Harry] Russia's in Europe, innit? Germany. France has got a lot. France has got a lot. France, Germany. Trying to think of like the, the Scandinavian ones are a bit weedy. Italy. Not anymore Italy. They're in the bin. We got, um. - [Josh] Wow. Okay. - [Harry] Portugal. Lot of Portuguese people. - [Vik] You have five seconds. Five seconds, you got
to give me at least one. - [Harry] France or Germany first. Who you wanna go with? - [Tobi] I was gonna Germany first. - [Harry] All right, we'll go Germany. - [Vik] Germany. Point. - [Harry] We'll take
France for a second one. - [Tobi] Yeah. - [Harry] France. - [Vik] Yep. Yep. - [Harry] Yes. Okay, cool. - [Tobi] We can't be
far off in England, bro. - [Harry] England, England. Yeah, ye got. I dunno. - [Tobi] We're 67 million people. - [Harry] Is Russia in Europe. That's what I need to know. 'Cause I swear half of it isn't Russia. - [Tobi] Russia. It's like Europe/Asia but I reckon people counted it as Europe. - [Harry] I don't know if he will. Look at his face. - [Josh] Vik looks dead serious. It's wild. (Josh laughing) - [Harry] I mean Spain's got. Spain's a lot. But England or Spain. England more than Spain. I dunno. - [Tobi] Go on, go on, go on. - [Harry] You want England or Spain. Let's go with Spain. - [Ethan] Two toy guns. - [Vik] Spain? - [Harry] No! No, no, no, no, no. - [Vik] Nope. - [Harry] No! - [Vik] They're out, They're off. Spin the wheel again. - [Tobi] We got two points, brother. We got two points. - [Vik] And it has come through for Red. It's come through for Red. - [Ethan] I'm happy. I'm happy to say Russia by the way because it is, I'd say Eastern Europe. So I'm gonna go Russia. - [Simon] I'm happy. - [Vik] It's a point. The point for Russia. - [Simon] Yes! - [Vik] It is a point. Two left. - [Ethan] Right, the
worlds in front of me. (everyone laughing) - [Ethan] France, England. - [Vik] Ayt, so bum. Here's Europe. (everyone laughing) - [Harry] Well, I can look now, can't I 'cause I'm not involved in the game. - [Vik] Yes. - [Tobi] Harry don't give any reactions. - [Harry] I won't, I won't, I won't. - [Simon] I think we just go, fuck it. Let's just go England. - [Ethan] Do you wanna go England- - [Simon] Do you have anyone else. Do you have any other place? - [Ethan] I'm sort of
thinking, Dubai and that areas. But I don't know. - [Simon] That's not Europe. (Vik laughing) - [Ethan] But in and around here. So you got Russia here, yeah? You got us like here. I'm just thinking around the ears. - [Josh] So basically Europe. (Josh laughing) - [Simon] Yeah maybe just for a safer one. Let's go- - [Ethan] England is my city. - [Simon] Fuck it. England. - [Vik] Bam. Point. - [Simon] Yes! Come on guys, there's one more. - [Harry] I'll have you know, they said England not United Kingdom. - [Josh] It's United Kingdom, right? - [Vik] We'll allow it. - [Harry] What you mean
it's the same thing. You can't say it's the same thing. Scotland, Wales. - [Ethan] You said London brother. You said London. - [Simon] Ah, final one. What was their wrong answer? - [Ethan] They said Germany, - [Josh] Spain was our wrong answer. - [Ethan] France, Russia, England. So we got those. - [Simon] But Spain
was there wrong answer. So I'm trying to think. Like, I don't personally think... I don't know if something like Portugal. I think that's gonna be less. - [Ethan] Greece? Greece has got... - [Harry] Greece has got
fucking loads of people. - [Ethan] Greece got hella men. - [Simon] Does it? - [JJ] Oy fam, pick one, you know. - [Simon] If you wanna go for it. - [Ethan] I'm trying to think. - [Simon] Do we just go
for something like Hungry? - [Ethan] Nah. - [Simon] You say yours. - [JJ] Ayo, Vik. What's up? - [Vik] 10. - [Ethan] Belgium. Belgium or Greece. - [Vik] You got 10 seconds. - [Simon] Choose one, choose one. - [Harry] Belgium or Greece? - [Ethan] Ah, fuck it. I dunno. Greece, fam. - [Vik] No. Ayt, Josh and JJ. You're up. - [JJ] I think Italy. - [Josh] Just say Italy, yeah. - [JJ] Yeah, Italy. - [Vik] Nope. The final right answer
was actually Turkey. So Ethan, you weren't far off when you were saying like, Al East way. - [Ethan] Fam, this is why. You lot were mocking
but it's somewhere here. - [Vik] You were in the
right part of the world. Turkey, just in the East of Europe. - [Ethan] I was throwing darts in my mind. That's why I was going, ding, ding. Because I was thinking. - [Josh] I think you threw
it off by saying Dubai. That's what it was. - [Simon] Yeah, that's
what through it off. - [Vik] You could have
said Eastern Europe. - [Ethan] But it's there bruv. Like you know? Like that area. Ah, man. Ayt, you lot. And cows do drink milk. Fuck you lot. (group laughing) - [Vik] As you know, we love a bonus round here. Before we go on to the
final round of the quiz. You can win by being the first person to show me a tripod. JJ. JJ. JJ. He got the mic. He got the mic. It's a tripod. It's a tripod. - [JJ] Don't even fuck with me mate. I banged that hard. - [Vik] It has three legs. It's got three legs. - [JJ] It's a tripod, fam. Hello. - [Vik] JJ. Thinking outside the box. JJ. Big Brain. - [Vik] Ayt. All I can. All I wanna say is, it
is very close right now. It is gonna be decided
by this final round. Which is The General Knowledge round. - [Simon] Ah fuck. - [JJ] Go in Josh. Go in. - [Vik] Conferring is allowed. So you can split up into separate calls after each question. I'll be putting them in the chat here so you can have them for reference. And yes. You'll all be answering
on your whiteboards. And here we go. General knowledge. Alright. Question number one. Coming up in the chat. Where is the Golden Gate Bridge located? - [Tobi] What do you think it is? - [Harry] It's San Francisco. - [Tobi] Yeah. That's what happened? - [Josh] You know? - [JJ] I have no fucking idea. - [Josh] 'Kay, so San Francisco. - [JJ] How do you know that? - [Josh] That's not a hard one, JJ. - [JJ] Big boy Josh. - [Josh] They all know. They all know. A hundred percent, guaranteed. - [Ethan] Do you want
me to embarrass myself? - [Simon] Well I don't really know. - [Ethan] I think it's San Francisco. - [Simon] Yes. That's what
I'm pretty certain is. - [Ethan] Oh. Come on Behzinga. - [Vik] Okay. Everyone's
back in the house. All right. Let me see it on the whiteboards. Three, two, one, go. Geez. Okay. Points all around. - [Simon] And people think
that Simon aint smart. - [Josh] Yeah, JJ. - [Simon] What did JJ say? - [Josh] He has no idea. That was it. - [Vik] I think the teams
definitely helps here. It's a good thing we got teams. All right, next up. - [Ethan] Yeah. Don't
need to embarrass myself 'cause I thought it was completely wrong. - [Vik] Which striker is the current all-time
top scoring Belgian in the English Premier League? - [Harry] Which striker. - [Josh] Okay. So everyone
is gonna say, Lukaku. - [JJ] Everyone will think Hazard. Oh, I thought he said- - [Josh] Striker. Striker. - [JJ] Oh shit. Yeah true. - [Josh] Hazard's not a striker. - [JJ] Why not. Hazard can play LW. - [Ethan] You've got Lukaku. - [Simon] See, I'm worried that he's gonna say someone like Hazard and he's not a striker. - [Ethan] No. This is what I was about to say but I don't think... Did Hazard bag more Premier
League goals than Lukaku? - [Simon] Yeah, Lukaku. - [Ethan] Lukaku slang it at West Brom. He slang it at Everton. And he did very well at United, as much as people like to say he didn't. But he did. - [Tobi] It's gotta be Lukaku. Surely. - [Harry] Yeah. It's gotta be, right? I would have said Hazard
but he's not striker. - [Tobi] He's a winger. - All right guys. Welcome back. It's answer time. Three, two, one, go. - [Harry] Well, hey. [Vik] There we go. Another full point round. Keeping it very, very close on the board. Keeping it very, very close on the board. Okay. Your next question. How old is queen Elizabeth The Second? - [Simon] I take it, it is just like, correct answer only. - [Vik] Yes. Well, to the nearest year. - [Simon] Yeah, yeah. I guess how old. - [Vik] That's how age works. (everyone laughing) - [Simon] This many years
and this many months. - [Harry] She is the grand old woman. She is 93 years of age. And she's gonna turn 94- - [Tobi] I was gonna say 92. - [Harry] I think she's 93. - [Simon] Fam, she's old. - [Ethan] Bro, she's been elderly. - [Simon] Hella ancient. - [Ethan] I think she's 93. - [Simon] I was thinking 92. So I'm happy to go 93. - [Josh] What do you think? - [JJ] 98. That's a wild guess. - [Josh] No, no, no. She's not 98. - [JJ] What do you think she's over 100? - [Josh] No, I think she'll be like 92. - [Tobi] JJ, why's your neck on lockdown? (everyone laughing) - [Vik] You know what? That was almost worth the point actually. He's brought a lot to
the Lock Down Show Down. - [JJ] Yo, why is that a point? - [Tobi] He said almost. - [Vik] Almost. - [Tobi] He was gonna give it to you, bro. - [Vik] Okay. All right. So in a second, I'm gonna
ask for your answers. If no one gets it spot on, the closest team or
teams will score a point. - [Simon] Can we do it one at a time? - [Vik] Yes we can. All right. Let's start with, let's start with Ethan's Team. - [Simon] We went for 93. - [Vik] Go with Harry's Team. - [Tobi] We also went 93. - [Vik] And let's have Josh's Team. - [JJ] 92. - [Harry] Oh, wait. No, Tobi. Hang on, hang on. - [Vik] Somebody or somebodies are right. It's 93. (everyone celebrating) - [Simon] I said to
Ethan 92 and he said 93. - [Josh] He said 98. - [Vik] She's turning
94 very soon as well. - [Tobi] That's what Harry said. - [Ethan] Let's fucking go, Simon boy. Whoo! - [Josh] We were close as well. No. - [Harry] Of course, Brett
Eastwood knows the Queen's age. (everyone laughing) - [Vik] Musician Harrison Armstrong is better known by what name? - [JJ] I have no idea. - [Josh] I'm gonna take a guess, right? I have no idea but I've got a feeling that it's gonna be Aitch. - [JJ] Oh, what? - [Josh] Aitch. Because in Chicken Shop Date, he said his name was Harrison. And I think it's like a
little trick question. Make us think it's someone else. But it's actually someone quite upcoming. - [JJ] I thought it'd be
someone like, you know, you know those Drum and Base people. - [Josh] Drum and Bass starter. Like who? Chasing Status.
- [JJ] I don't know. - [Josh] Pendulum. - [JJ] Someone like, what's his name? - [Josh] Avicii. Nope. - [JJ] No, no. (JJ laughing) - [Tobi] Nah, but we can be from a group and still have a different name. - [Harry] What's the group? What's the group called? Do you know? - [Tobi] Oh no, it's not. Freddie Mercury's real name
is Freddie Mercury, right? - [Harry] I don't know. - [Tobi] I don't know. - [Harry] Ooh, mate
that's a shout you know? You know what? I'll go with you on that because I don't think his name actually is Freddie Mercury. - [Tobi] I was gonna
say someone like Sting. - [Simon] I lied. I don't know. I was just trying to seem confident. Harrison Armstrong, was it? - [Ethan] Harrison Armstrong. - [Simon] My only thing. Like, I'm thinking would they change it to like Harry Styles? - All right. Okay. Back in the house. Everyone's in. Ayt, you know what? Let's start with Simon and Ethan. What have you got? - [Ethan] Brother you
started with us last time. - [Vik] We start with you again. I do it how I want, ayt? (group oohing) - [Josh] He's gone feisty these days. - [JJ] Geez. - [Simon] We thought just
'cause it's Vik's quiz. We thought Bangarang again. Skrillex. (group laughing) - [Josh] Isn't his name Sonny? - [Vik] I don't know. All right. Harry and Tobi, who have you got? - [Tobi] I put Sting. I don't have a clue. - [Josh] All right, JJ. I begged JJ. I bet this is right. - [JJ] We put Aitch. - [Vik] Yeah. (JJ and Josh celebrating) - [JJ] You're a banger Josh. You're a banger. I rate you. - [Ethan] It is! I completely forgot that! - [JJ] I rate you so much. (Josh laughing) - [Ethan] Josh just came
through on that one. - [Vik] You know what? I had the question written as rapper, Harrison Armstrong is
better known by what name? And I changed it. And I changed it. - [Simon] Oh my God. And we that as well. - [Vik] This is one of those
ones that might throw you. Okay. Your next question is, what is the population of the UK? To the nearest million. If no one gets it correct, the closest team will score a point. - [Josh] UK. - [Harry] I wanna say 66 million. - [Tobi] It's 68. It was 66 a couple of years ago. It's near 70. - [Harry] Is it near 70? - [Tobi] I'd almost be tempted go 69. I'm gonna say 68. - [Harry] All right. I'm down for 68. I'm down for 68. - [JJ] I'm thinking 70 million something. - [Josh] Nah, I wanted to say 68.9. 'Cause Tobi said earlier, 67, right? So I'm hoping they go 67. But he also knows it was 67. I feel like 68.9 is a number
in my head that I've seen. - [JJ] That is so specific. - [Ethan] Tobi said earlier 67 million. That's why he's smart. - [Simon] Did he say 67 or 6 to 7? - [Ethan] No, he said- - [Simon] He did say 67, right? - [Ethan] He said 67 million. - [Vik] All right? You know what? We're gonna start with Tobi and Harry. - [Tobi] I said 68 mill. - [Vik] Okay. We're gonna go over to Josh and JJ. - [JJ] We said 68.9 million. - [Tobi] To the nearest million, mate. - [Simon] To the nearest million. - [JJ] Ayt, so 69 million then. - [Vik] And Simon and Ethan. Purely because we heard
Tobi say it earlier. 67 million. - [Vik] Oh, very, very close. - [Ethan] We're all so close. - [Harry] Oh no, I should
have gone with you Tobi. - [Vik] I'm gonna give
you the correct answer. Which is, 67.886 million people. Meaning Tobi and Harry take
the point, right there. - [Tobi] Let's go. Let's go. - [Ethan] Can we add in Corona? - [Vik] It's not more
than 300,000 I'm afraid. - [Harry] I don't think Corona's
made much of a difference 'cause people aren't dying
from other ways because of it. - [Ethan] People fucking a lot. (group laughing) - [Vik] Okay. We just have
two more questions here and I can remind you guys that the scores are very close right now. The audience know where they're at. We don't know where they're at. - [Simon] I think we're out. - [Vik] True or false. Manchester is further
North than Liverpool. Go and discuss. - [Ethan] Do you know what? Yeah, I think it is Manchester. Manchester's further North because the reason why it takes so long to get to Liverpool is because
it's a little bit further. - [Simon] It's out the way. - [Ethan] Yeah. It's a little bit over to the left. Manchester's like here and Liverpool's a little bit
left and a little bit lower. - [Simon] I think I went
down from Newcastle. Then I went Manchester up, somewhere a little bit North. Then came back down, had to go down a little bit. I think we go false. - [JJ] I'm trying to think. Liverpool- - Liverpool's to the left. - [JJ] To the left, yeah. - [Josh] And then Manchester's
slightly above it. - [JJ] No, I think
Liverpool is further away. - [Josh] Further North? You think Liverpool's further north? - [JJ] I think it takes
longer to get to Liverpool. - [Josh] Yeah but I think
that's 'cause it's more left. Like it's, seaside town. Like it's a port town. - [Harry] Nah ah. No! You know what? - [Tobi] I'm saying false, Harry. I'm saying false. - [Harry] You're saying false? - [Tobi] If we're wrong, I'll take it. - [Vik] Okay, everyone's back. Now what I will tell you is that the difference
between the two cities is around seven or eight miles. There's not much in it. First up. We are gonna go for an
answer from Josh and JJ. Why have you got? - [JJ] We put Manny. - [Vik] Okay. Yeah. It's fine. - [Josh] He means true. - [Vik] Okay. All right. Tobi and Harry? - [Tobi] Do you wanna stick with mine or you wanna go with yours? - [Harry] We'll go... We've had this fucking debate. We're going with yours. We're going with yours. - [Tobi] False. - [Vik] Okay. Simon and Ethan. - [Simon & Ethan] True. - [Vik] It is indeed, True. (JJ and Josh celebrating) - [Vik] By several miles. By several miles. - [Simon] I was thinking back
to when I did the stadiums. I swear I had to go like a little bit. - [Vik] All right. We have the final General
Knowledge question, right here. Which is pretty, pretty
key in this whole thing. What is Freddie Flintoff's real fast name? - [Simon] Oh, okay. - [JJ] Oh, I should fucking know this. - [Vik] Off you go guys. - [Harry] Do you have an idea or not? - [Tobi] Andrew Flintoff. - [Harry] Is it Andrew? Okay. I was gonna say, I was gonna say Andrew. But I thought, I didn't know if Andrew was
like his brother or something. Yeah. Andrew Flintoff. Nice. - [JJ] I should know this. - [Josh] You have no idea? - [JJ] Oh. - [Josh] See, I think, for some reason I have a name. I don't wanna say it until you've said your guess and then I'll say my name. - [JJ] Something like William. - [Josh] I wouldn't say it. Do you want me to say mine? - [JJ} Yeah, Yeah. - [Josh] Andrew. - [JJ] You're right. You're right. - [Simon] Andrew. - [Ethan] Yeah? - [Simon] Yeah. - [Ethan] I don't know. But you're more- - [Simon] Unless that's his
middle name, it's Andrew. It's Andrew Flintoff. That's what his is. - [Ethan] Oh, it is. It is. It is. You're right. You're right. - [Vik] We're starting
with Ethan and Simon. What have you got? - [Simon] Andrew. - [Vik] Okay. Harry and Tobi. - [Tobi] Andrew. - [Vik] JJ and Josh. - [JJ] Andrew. - [Vik] Points all around. (group celebrating) - [Ethan] Bro, this must be so close. - [Vik] Now- - [Ethan] Oh shit, bonus points. - [Vik] Now, we have come
to the end of the quiz. - [Josh] He's gonna say it's a draw. - [Vik] Now we have the final scores here with all bonus points added. - [Josh] Oh no. - [Vik] And we have two
teams on the same score. - [Josh] I knew he'd say that. - [Simon] Wait, as in for first place? Oh! - [Vik] I can inform you that one team got 21 points. And two teams got 23 points. - [Simon] We know which one we are. I think we know ours. - [Vik] The teams tieing for score are Team Blue and Team Green. (group oohing) - [Simon] Ethan, we did well. We did well. - [Vik] Which means we
definitely need a tyre breaker. - [Harry] Oh Jesus. - [Ethan] Ayt, pressures off now. You lot, do something fun. - [Simon] Entertain us. - [Vik] Now there's a classic. I thought this may happen. And there's a classic in Sidemen. There is a way of deciding things and Josh already knows. It's gonna be, a best of three, rock paper scissors for the title. Each team picks the challenger. - [Ethan] Bro is beat down
by rock paper scissors for the whole videos point. (Ethan laughing) - [Vik] And they go forward to
battle it out for the title. The Sidemen Lock Down Showdown. - [Ethan] Pick your champion boys. - [Simon] Yeah, you two should play. Go deliberate. Go deliberate. - [Harry] Oh, those... They're gonna pick JJ. Will you let me take
the reins on this one? - [Tobi] Go on. Take it. Take it. Do it. Do it. Do it. - [Harry] I really fancy
my chances. I'm sorry. - [Tobi] I trust you, I trust you. - [Harry] Okay. All right. Let's get it. - [Josh] You can carry us in. Carry us to victory, champion. You can't lose, right? You can't lose. - [JJ] I can't lose. Ayt, let's do it. (JJ and Josh laughing) - [Josh] Oh, you're nervous. I can hear. - [Vik] Okay guys, it
is time to get a winner. This is a very important, the last hour of your life comes down to the shapes that you pull with your hand here, okay? Don't fuck it up. - [Simon] Thanks, mate. We've wasted ours then. (group laughing) - [Ethan] You know what? It might actually be the robe. Like, it fucked me. (group laughing) - [Simon] Oh yeah! I said it! - [Vik] Can I just tell
you that you were winning by a decent margin when
he put the robe on. (group laughing) - [Ethan] Give bro. Give. - [Tobi] You know how funny that is? [Vik] Okay. Are you ready to play rock paper scissors, my friends? - [JJ] Yup. - [Vik] Okay. So I'm I'm
gonna give you a rock. So who's nominated? We've got JJ, obviously. - [Josh] That's our champion, JJ. Don't lose. - [Vik] Verus Harry. The titans. The titans. - [Ethan] Ooh, the titans. - [Simon] If JJ loses, he's
gotta take down can't lose. (group laughing) - [Vik] All right. I'm gonna say rock,
paper, scissors, shoot. When I say shoot, you shout. Okay? - [Harry] All right. - [Vik] Best of three. All right, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. (group oohing) - [Simon] That's a draw. - [Vik] Can we have the show on the shoot? Can we have the show, rock,
papers, scissors, shoot. - [Harry] I think it's a bit delayed on your thing as well but yeah. - [Vik] Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. - [Tobi] Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. - [Simon] These are best of three's? If he get this he wins? - [Vik] Yes. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. - [Simon] Oh! It's one all. Oh! (group oohing) - [Simon] Oh my God. This is it. - [Vik] Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. (group oohing) - [JJ] Fucking hell. - [Tobi] My heart is racing. - [Vik] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. (Tobi and Harry celebrating) - [Vik] Congratulations! - [Simon] The banana has won! (Ethan applauding) - [Vik] Congratulations, Team Green. Here is your Sidemen Lockdown Cup. I can't give it to you. Congratulations and well played everyone. Commiserations to the other teams. - [Josh] Good job, big star. Good job. (group applauding) - [JJ] Big congratulations to Vik. For setting this all up. - [Simon] No wait, if
you've made it this far what's the discount code? - [Ethan] Fuck you. (group laughing) - [Vik] No. The code is Showdown. The discount code is Showdown. Peace out guys. Make sure you're subscribed to Sidemen to tell me all about this stuff. We still grinding. Let's go! (hip hop music begins)
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